Thread 513177869

i-it's not funny!

>>513177869 (OP)
Do elected leaders really write shit like this for the public to read? I'm baffled

>>513178133
Hes making fun of Trump.

>>513177869 (OP)
>em dashes

>>513177869 (OP)
I like him when he’s shitposting. Feels relatable

>>513177869 (OP)
The Perls just keep on coming.

>>513178133
Yes, President Trump really writes this shit all the time

>>513177869 (OP)
ALLCAPS

>>513177869 (OP)
>imitates his "rival" to mock him
>ends up unironically emulating his behavior
Newsom is legitimately a woman at heart.

The problem with this is parody had to come from liking the source otherwise it's cringe. The only ones that like this are the ones that hate Trump already, it won't win any votes or change anyone's mind, the way Trump defeats such a
>pls respond
Message is by ignoring it, like Eminem when he pathetically stated he has lines ready if Trump ever responds.
this isn't funny, it's pure circle jerking for the left and that makes it cringe

>>513178133
this was written by a media manager who is obviously too retarded

>>513177869 (OP)
I’m getting
>Yo, lil donnie
vibes

>>513177869 (OP)
kek

>>513177869 (OP)
damn that guy is fucking retarded if he thinks hes Americas favorite governor. People use California as a metric to how fucked up their state is. Look at him sperging out in all caps.
What a fag.

>>513178043
>>513177869 (OP)
>Is he afraid the press will ask about me, America's favorite governor
What a narcissistic cunt.

If the CIA lead an open interview for who is assigned to assassinate him, the line would wrap around the entire countries border 3x, we could deputize the people waiting in line, and effectively end the problems of newsom and illegal immigration all in the same day

>>513178673
it's funny when trump does it, this shit just looks unhinged.

>>513177869 (OP)
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

>>513177869 (OP)
He isn't wrong.

>>513177869 (OP)
no way he's trying to copy the all caps spam..... that's sooooo fucking cringe

>>513177869 (OP)
I HAVEN'T TYPED ON A COMPUTER SINCE DIAL UP WAS POPULAR.
I'M YOUNG AND HIP, NOT OLD AND LAME.
PEOPLE LIKE WHEN DONALD TALKS TRASH, SO I WILL DO IT TOO.

>>513179804
>NOOO NOT A NARCISSISTIC PRESIDENT AHHHH WHAT A CHANGE OF THINGS

>>513177869 (OP)
This is the woman behind these posts. She's unaware people don't care for Trump's screeds, it's his actual policies. Once again democrats think they have a messaging problem.

>>513177869 (OP)
2 PAC AND DRE ARE REAL GANGSTAS.
BIGGIE AND PUFFY ARE EAST COAST HATERS JEALOUS OF MY HOMEBOYS.

>>513177869 (OP)
Who is writing these for him, AI?

>>513179966
Kill yourself

>>513177869 (OP)
Kek based

>>513177869 (OP)
This is getting to be Ron Perlman levels of silly.

>>513177869 (OP)
I WILL BE TOURING THE NATION TO DO A SERIES OF INTERVIEWS WITH THE MORNING DJ ON YOUR HOTTEST LOCAL FM RADIO STATION. HEAD TO OUR HOME PAGE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO SIGN UP FOR OUR NEWSLETTER SO YOU CAN KNOW WHEN TO LISTEN!

>>513179810

>when trump puts on orange makeup, wears diapers and cheats at golf its just fun! when other people do it, its cringe!

no anon, its unhinged in both cases.

>>513180059
noose yourself nigger

>>513179966
We're talking about newsom, jidf

>>513177869 (OP)
kek!
democrats are at their best when pretending to channel Donald J. Trump president of the usa
heheheheheh

>>513177869 (OP)
trying to hard now

em dashes. "Write a post in the style of Trump"

>>513177869 (OP)
>1K views
Sad. Blue Trump is less popular than Dark Brandon.

Trump is a fat faggot, but using AI to try to be funny is criminally retarded

>>513178704
I use em dashes all the time in MS Word, because it auto converts -- into —
Recently I figured out you can hold ALT and press 0151 on the num pad to type it. Othersiws I'd sometimes use '--'
It's just another, more fancy way of using commas, and you can mix it up with commas and parenthesis to have like 3 clauses in one sentence

>>513179810
I think they're both funny, despite being gigakikes.

>>513178673
So to be clear. Lefties rage against Trump acting like a child and then... do the exact same thing?? Imagine thinking either of these men is fit for any public office.

>>513179022
well... if you wanna be the best, you have to learn from the best
and hive queen bitch is the best, you either emulate or go die on your own

>>513179716
Yeah okay sure thing buddy. Why don't you lets us become a part of Canada the. Flaggot?

>>513179810
Yeah , Trumps tweets are funny and make sense at the same time. This homosexual trying to imitate Trump is just rambling.

>>513177869 (OP)
Yo Hoss, Im going to shove 3 buckets of KFC up my ass, just try to stop me, Its finger licking good. How you like dem apples you orange freak?, I just shoved 3 piping hot buckets of KFC dark meat up my blistered foghorn you sick fuck.

>>513177869 (OP)
Another shitlib who doesn't understand humor and runs an already weak joke into the ground.

>>513177869 (OP)
>96% ChatGPT, 3% Human, 1% mixed
>See:
> M-Dash
> Sentence structure, multiple groups of 3
> Sentence structure, multiple negation
They couldn't be bothered to get an intern to write it and just got someone to type "mock trump in trump's twitter style" into chatgpt.

>>513180751
I agree Trump's tweets make sense and are very intelligent and funny. I have doubts about this Democrat persons, they are very bad

>>513180833
>>513180751
It's AI generated content. No human was involved.

>>513177869 (OP)
Just stood up. Whats the deal with this gouvernor and the maps?

>>513178043
The first one was funny.

>The best the left can do is copy the thing that they profess to hate

I fucking LOVE this current timeline kek

Why do his posts have em dashes? Is he asking ChatGPT to write shitposts for him?

>>513181597
Yes

>>513177869 (OP)
You are afraid. Good.

>>513181597
Who cares? You can edit them to get it right, but it doesn't mean you have to pretend ChatGPT didn't help. Newsoms still putting out this aggression against Trump regardless.

>>513177869 (OP)
Does he think that he can just copy trumps mannerisms and take over his base despite still being a hugely corrupt retard?

>>513177869 (OP)
Big talk coming from Big Boss Xi's cockwarmer

>>513179182
yeah, this is going to end up being a meme, hopefully he keeps going, its not cringe enough yet. its full-retard but it needs something more

>>513180751
>and make sense at the same time
No they don't

>>513177869 (OP)
when trump types these screeds, i can almost believe it's hive voice rambling on.
this is funny, but no idea if Newsome has the vocal power to actually talk like that

>>513177869 (OP)
Wow, Newsom is DESTROYING Trump with his trolling! Posting in the same style as Trump is GENIUS. This shit will get posted ALL OVER Reddit and will surely bring VICTORY for the Dems.

>>513177869 (OP)
only miggers think this is lame. It's funny
He's not doing this to try hard to look appealing, he's doing it to taunt Trump and try and get a reaction out of him, and he'll keep doing it until he gets something. Maybe longer if people laugh at it.
Based Gavin is white af with a beautiful white family, denounces women in mens sports and tries to reshape the democrat party as more centrist by example, and does it with balls and humor against the most corrupt president in history

When are the Epstein files released?

>>513178043
I mean, it isn't

>>513178673
But why would anyone read his wall of text that can best be summed up by orange man bad?

>>513177869 (OP)
Okay but what about the Epstein files?

>>513184469
>Has a white family
>Is anti white to everyone else.

>>513178673
>Hes making fun of Trump.

>>513184606
because he has power and he's talking about things he has power to do that may affect everyone (redistricting)

>>513180642
if you cant beat em, join em I guess
Overall this leads to a lower level of public dialogue
I'm pretty certain this is just mockery though, but he may continue with the persona like Stephen Colbert character or something if it brings him success

He is now dead in the water

>>513184837
>We will fix everything AFTER TRUMP
funny how we let you try and all you did was raise eggs and women to overinflation

>>513184980
no one denies that biden fucking sucked
What we need to do, and I mean everyone on both sides, is get rid of these AIPAC zionist retards who are going through a competency crisis and are no longer worthy of the reigns of power that their grandfathers gave them (not that they ever were but I cant say they did bad for us, on the world stage)

>>513179810
>Incoherent all caps word salad
:(
>Incoherent all caps word salad (trump)
:)

actively trying to sabotage a peace deal
this must be some 5d chess right?

>>513177869 (OP)
>Trump Tower smells weird.
This guy's going to lose to Vance, isn't he?

>>513178673
It's not funny.

>>513185447
pretty much

>>513179810
>this shit just looks unhinged.
You really think Trumps dumbass tweets aren't unhinged?

>>513185509
it's kind of funny. It's some pretty absurd shit for any politician to say, mockery or not

>>513179804
How do not recognize that he's writing like Trump when you read 70 posts of his on truth social per day?

>>513177869 (OP)
>obvious Ai written demoralisation propaganda
>nuneonuveo/pol/ falls for it hook line and sinker
>tiresome.jpeg