Thread 513178241

Can someone explain Australia to me? Does Australia even have a military? Are they politically involved in anything? Other than some dip shit getting raped by a kangaroo or whatever, I’m curious to find out what they do politically & culturally.

>australians have a military
mate your navy has two leaky rowboats and a coked-up wallaby on the deck pretending to be sonar, while the raf fields paper planes made from vegemite jars. those vietnamese gook farmers literally out-ran your sas in flip-flops and still took half your outback, lmao.

politics = sucking chink communist cock one day and israeli the next, whichever globohomo daddy pays more. culturally you’re a prison full of 6 million descendants of felon bong criminals who now vote to outlaw guns and import 200k pakis a year to cuck themselves to death—then celebrate by getting blackout drunk on fosters while some abo didgeridoos your girlfriend in front of centrelink.

so yeah, straya: 25 million descendants of rapists and sheep-shaggers who couldn’t even keep their own continent rabbit-free. enjoy the mozzie fires, cunt.

>>513178241 (OP)
Zog wants some.dumb meatgrinder fodder if ever shift with China. That's australia. No one in their right mind would ever want to invade that deserted hot shithole, They should be having 0 military instead of joining Quad crap.

>>513178241 (OP)
I tried playing Australia in hoi3, just for a change. I like a challenge so I played nonaligned, that is neither joining the Axis or the Allies.
The problems soon surfaced. Australia is just too small in population and too low in tech to do anything of significance by itself. Even by min maxing from 1936 onward I wasn't able to produce any aircraft carriers until 1941, and that was with dedicating nearly everything to their production. By 1942 I still only had a small army, a small air force, and a very basic navy. Regardless I decided to press on, relying upon the staunch heroism of my "Diggers" to carry the day. I choose to attack the weakest faction in the region, the Allies, who were hard pressed by the Japanese. I sent my entire force up to take Singapore and Malaysia, to secure those vital oil fields and mineral resources. I even signed a non-aggression pact with the Japanese to ensure no conflict developed between us.
At night my invasion fleet sailed stealthily through the Banda Sea, on its way to create a mighty Australian Empire which would last for a thousand years!
A British fleet intercepted me south of Singapore and just about wiped me out. My precious carriers sunk. Half my army gone. My air force in tatters. I retreated in shame, but defiantly determined to uphold the honor of Australia by fighting to the death. For a further three years nothing much happened until the Americans invaded Japan and put them out of the game. In the meantime I shored up my home defenses and tried to rebuild my forces, using every bit of manpower, every last piece of industrial capacity, squeezing out as many mineral resources from the God blessed Holy land of Australia.
Then the Americans landed.
Near Brisbane and Sydney.
They brushed aside my home army like a Canadian with a leaf blower.
Their massive fleet of carriers sank anything of mine which dared move.
They wiped me out in a matter of weeks.
That is Australia.

>>513178241 (OP)
>Does Australia even have a military?
Yes but since they have followed us into every war since their existence it's more like irregular US military.

>>513178291
shalom rabbi and nice copypasta

>>513178241 (OP)
I'll give it to you straight. You step outside your door and see fent zombies. I step outside my door and I see these things. That's the difference.

idk but i don’t like them because they force Americans to get a visa to visit while they enjoy visa free travel here. Trump needs to close the border to ausfailia

>>513178241 (OP)
Yea we have a bunch of retards supporting Palestine.

>>513179350
>NZer boasts you could wipe out Australia in a matter of weeks

You could wipe out NZ in a single afternoon.

> Australia is literally a vassal state of the United States.
Multiple strategically important US military/intelligence installations with a big one in Alice Springs. In the 70s a politician threatened to remove American bases from Australia where he magically found himself under what was effectively a coup.
Look up "Alleged CIA involvement in the Whitlam dismissal". Just another outpost of ZOG.

>>513178241 (OP)
We run a mean housing Ponzi scheme thanks to policy inflating prices to well beyond income. We've started seeing elderly people cashing in their city dwellings and paying big for the sea/tree change thing. This started with COVID where house prices doubled and tripled in otherwise low SES areas. So you have these low SES areas with million dollar price tags but it's just retirees slowly dying and the only businesses appear to be drug dealing, handyman, yardcare and retail. Cocaine seems to have taken over as everyone lives in a sharehouse and does drugs well into their 40's as they can't afford a house and a family. I think things are pretty generous for women who lie about their contraception to baby trap a man, the government just pays them a living wage to be a stay at home mum while they extort the dude who they lied to. We have a pretty good military but that's because there's no job opportunities so you get some truly good people forced into the ranks to escape poverty. We dig things out of the ground too. So yeah we're somehow wealthy but it's a bit of a Ponzi scheme based off policy decisions and you can see the societal decay build. The amount of share houses popping up is insane as rents climb, it's all full-time working adults living 4 to a house judging by the amount of cars parked on the streets. We've got some good beaches and islands full of foreign women backpacking which are cool.

>>513179674
>You could wipe out NZ in a single afternoon.
I did. First thing I did when my neutrality was low enough was to declare war on New Zealand.
Declaring war is essential to implement stronger laws, such as total mobilization and a war time economy. Apart from a stubborn fight in the Alps it was easy enough. The trouble is New Zealand is hardly worth taking, it barely has the resources to justify leaving a garrison there.

sports powerhouse by population, although waves of immigration provide nothing in that area and make the ratio less impressive
not much besides that

>>513179674
They have LOTR magic. You have abos. Both of you pariahs have no business having a military. If your govt. Spends nothing in military then you should be thankful.

>>513180246
Go back to jeetchan.

>>513178241 (OP)
Australians are cool people, leave them alone.

>>513180246
Unfortunately the defecate is right.
In NZ we should be channeling all the money we spend on the military into splicing hobbit genes into our population. Australia could do this too since the rest of the word is too dumb to know the difference between the two countries. Then we could market our countries as sex tourists destinations for freaks with a hobbit fetish.

>>513178241 (OP)
How do you lose a war to a bunch of emus?

>>513180500
I think people misunderstand the significance of the Emu war. They shit on the Australian military for failing to win but ignore the fact that the Emus were such a resilient enemy they proved impossible to defeat. What the Australian military doesn't want you know is that they eventually made peace with the Emus and began recruiting them.
I made a grave strategic blunder in my game >>513179350 by not recruiting the Emus sooner.

>>513179350
sounds accurate
i did a similar challenge years ago, to make the brisbane roar the winners of the champions league in football manager

>>513180738
sharp talons typed this post

>>513178241 (OP)
australia some
proxy land
for the welsh
to do foreign policy

>>513181283
Interesting. The thing I notice about non-Kiwi and non-Aussie posters is they dont like a challenge. Going up against the odds makes them very scared, whereas we enjoy a good fight against the bigger guy, even if it means the risk of losing.
I have wondered about this and can only conclude its becasue they are spineless fucks.

>>513178241 (OP)
It's more boring than you think it's not like what's on tv.

>>513181581
have you ever dived on a croc?

>>513181581
I spent many years in Australia and disagree, Nothing like going down to the local billabong with some mates, getting shitfaced on VB, and everyone dipping their feet into the murky waters. Last one to get bitten wins.

>>513178241 (OP)
In the nineteenth century it was commonplace for Australians to ride kangaroos to work. However, after the automobile arrived in the early twentieth century the practice of owning and riding kangaroos began to decline. Today almost all Australians rely on cars for transportation.

Australia is two things: aboriginiggers and koalas.

>>513181630
Are you retarded
>>513181776
VB is vile stuff.

Did the mongolian, during the 1300`s visit Australia?

>>513178241 (OP)
They find new ways to make each others lives a misery with new rules and regulations

>>513178241 (OP)
Australia has a very high rating on the global soft power rankings, meaning that even though we were aligned with zog a lot of nation still saw us as a nation they could trust and trade with. We have good relationships with all our neighbours and trade partners, except the USA. Our military has always been highly efficient, regarded as some of the best fighting soldiers of modern times that have never been on the wrong side of a kill/death ratio.

>>513181876
>VB is vile stuff.
Yes. I said we like a challenge.
>>513181857
My grandfather ( he was Australian ) was young enough to tell me stories about this Explained it was one of the reason Australian street sign posts are set so high. The other reason being the drop bears, makes it easier to see them from a distance.

Is it true that friends groups are stagnant and closed off as fuck in Australia?

>>513178241 (OP)
dumping on steve irwin is a bit rough. probably the last great aussie.

>>513182374
No, that's NZ. We are pack of nasty minded cunts hiding behind fake smiles and very superficial friendship. Very English. In fact we are more English than the English.
Australians are actually very warm, friendly and trusting. The only drawback is they will like you too much but expect you to have a spine. So you first encounter with riding a croc will probably leave you missing at least one limb.

All our soldiers get blown out assholes and require 6 million in compensation claims. We do however jail any journalists that report on them shooting brown children for no reason. It's basically gold card disability welfare with extra steps. Can't call them out on it or you're disrespecting the diggers and it's a massive social faux pas. You'll get cancelled.

>>513178241 (OP)
Many of your most mysterious military bases are hosted here. Many authoritarian campaigns intended for potential use elsewhere in the west, are trialed here. If you read the undercurrent of occult literature and modern mythology, it's whispered that many illuminist elites have shifted their interest from the US to the AU, and consider it a petrie-dish, and it holds if you observe all of the authoritarian shit leading up to, and during the lockdowns, which both sides of our government have gone well out of their way, to push further than any other western government. I'm in Victoria. It was complete shit here during that bullshit scam, and it's completely ruined the culture here. People aren't the same, clubs, pubs and bars are dying everywhere and shopfronts are disappearing. I'm about to get kicked out of my house, 'cause I can't get work anywhere.

>>513178241 (OP)
Last I heard they use the AUG

>>513179350
>Then the Americans landed.
Scariest sentence in history

>>513183134
>Scariest sentence in history
In you mind it's real.

IRL I would put my money on Aussie SF against Mutt SF anyday.

>>513178291
Gay bot

>>513181876
Even fresh off tap, it tastes watery, warm and flat, like someone soaked white bread in soda water for a few hours, and strained it.

>>513183286
Can someone translate for me? I can't read arabic.

>>513184342
Sure, so right now the Kushans locked Guts inside a death chamber cause he brings bad luck.

>>513184342
You're American you probably can't read anything.

>>513178241 (OP)
>Does Australia even have a military?
We have 72 F-35s
>Are they politically involved in anything?
We banned vapes to protect cigarette sales because we're broke as fuck
Says it all

>>513178241 (OP)
>Does Australia even have a military?
During WW2, when our men were fighting in Europe and PNG, the American soldiers would have R&R breaks in Australia and fuck the Aussie housewives while the husbands were getting bayoneted by Japs for fun on the Kokoda Track. Basically, we get cucked by seppos

>>513178241 (OP)
>1pbtid
We make kikes, muslims, chinks, jeets, niggers, glowniggers and trannies seethe so much they make data harvesting threads like this.

That is what we do politically and culturally and we are without equal.

>>513178241 (OP)
All they do is breakdance into the early mornings

>>513185464
The absolute states of strayacucks.

>>513178241 (OP)
I think I pissed in this cunts frootloops

>>513183134
Look, it was just horrific. I only had type IV infantry by then, and the fucking Yanks come storming ashore with type XII. Amrines and infantry. That's a huge difference. Like comparing Polish cavalry to Panther tanks. Better small arms, light artillery support, better antitank weapons, etc.
There were USN fleets full of BBs cruising along the East coast between Townsville and Hobart shooting up everything in sight.
My Diggers did their best but remember these boys had already endured the horrors of fighting against the Kiwis and having to listen to their their Godawful accents, and then had seen half their mates get eaten by sharks in the Banda Sea. Sure, they inflicted more casualties on the sharks than they suffered. But that didn't bring them back!
They would fight off one American division but then the Americans would bring up two more fresh divisions. Then three more, with Armour and masses of air support. The butcher's bill was horrific and there simply wasn't the manpower left to replace the losses. Brisbane fell, then Darwin, then Sydney. Then the Yanks moved in with their 8th Airforce and began strategic bombing runs. The brave RAAF rose to the challenge but were brutally massacred by the far more modern and numerous American fighters. Their subs ran rampant sinking the last of my trade convoys. Their CAGs hit my last operational ports and sank the last of my Navy, which was only a few destroyers and a converted bathtub at this point.
Under these hammer blows my national unity sank like a stone.
Finally they occupied Adelaide and forced my surrender.
I wept shameful tears of defeat into a half empty can of Victoria Bitter... actually it improved the taste somewhat.

America is way better of a country - no question about it
This place is better if you’re lazy/have no goals/no style/only want to blend in and all Live comfortably without setting and achieving goals
> t. Lived in both

>>513179525
Why wouldn't you support Palestinians fighting to stay in Palestine?

>>513178241 (OP)
Theyre basically English people...just happier because of all the Vitamin D they get on a regular basis.

>>513178241 (OP)
Better military than the US. They fucked NZ a few years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-yT7o6y6k

>>513189055
I remember it well. There on Raglan beach, enjoying the sunset, drinking a bottle of DB, walking along trying not to step in Pajeet poo
Then came the attack..
They flew low, under the radar, which wasn't working anyway.
We didn't stand a chance.
By the time we knew what was going on Wellington was occupied by the 1st Emu Air Assault Regiment. It was all over in hours.

>>513178291
Nigger we have brand new top of the line warships and F35s. Stfu.

>>513178241 (OP)
>Does Australia even have a military?
The Royal Australian Navy is the only naval force that has been able to penetrate a US Navy carrier group, sink the carrier and escape undetected. (In war games)

>>513178241 (OP)
>Does Australia even have a military?
Yes and they lost a war against emus.
This isn't a joke. Google The Emu War.

>>513180500
Lost the Emu War? Look at that photo again. We peeled the gold from their temples and carried their women back to Brisbane. Their own gods abandoned them.

>>513178291
>25 million descendants of rapists and sheep-shaggers
They have a fair share of intelligent Chinese there. I would say only like 70% are rapists, rest are Chinese/Jeet

>>513188136
Australia sounds perfect.

>>513182604
Just spent a couple weeks on the gold coast and I agree, Aussies are not as high strung as kiwis and a more genuine.
Everyone was pretty cool. A few aggressive drivers around though.
Outside of the tourist spots I was just surrounded by white people, it was weird but at the same time I felt I'd come home.
Aussies don't know how good they've got it

>>513191823
Imagine being Polish and trying to shit talk Australia.

>>513190879
How many nuclear submarines do you have?

>>513178291
please kill yourself

>>513192101
=:(

>>513183012
Will never cease to amaze me that Daniel Andrews didn't end his career dangling from a lamppost.

>>513191894
Imagine talking shit about a fake nation in the fucking end of the world nowhere, stolen land made of mystery meat mutts and chinese/jeets

>>513192101
S-shut up

>>513186372
Hilariously, the axes powers never bothered to print propaganda targeting NZ soldiers because, well ...

>>513187857
I fucking love Paradox games.

>>513178241 (OP)
Nation of vaccinated faggots.

>>513178241 (OP)
I know Australians under 30 will never own a house and I know that Aussies like to gamble a lot. I play poker with a few. There's a reason they left Australia.

>>513178241 (OP)
What is a nation without your blood and soil?

tell me burger. I am really confused how your national and people are equal to the documentation that the abstract idea the jews control called passport.

are you just magically American if a jew hands an Indian a passport?
What exactly is america?

Is it a force that can bomb people back to the stone age? Is that what constitutes a nation?

Because individuals can have private subs that have nuclear warheads. So can individual groups of people become a nation unto themselves?

Imagine being American and not noticing you lost a couple of nukes

>>513178241 (OP)
Their involvement at Gallipoli during WW1 catapulted them into the annals of great fighting nations, it's literally the almost legendary battle upon which their military pride is founded.
They've done nothing but bitch and moan about it ever since.

No one ever thanked me for this.

Australia is a mystery country. We could tell you anything about Australia, and you'd likely believe us, because you have no way of knowing what's true and what's not true.

>>513178241 (OP)
>Does Australia even have a military?
Yeah..... er.... well maybe, they got fuckin battered by a platoon of emu's and had to retreat, dunno if they went back for more or knot?

>>513191894
Imagine being British and sticking up for the Aussies in an Ashes Test year

>>513178241 (OP)
Count yourself lucky you weren't in Australia during the scamdemic. It actually makes me angry how everyone and their mother turned against me.

I couldn't rent places because everyone wanted to see my vaccine passport.
I was fired from my job because I could no longer attend the office.
I was barred from going to stores. They had "guards" who would check that your vaccine passport was current before letting you in.
I was locked in my house and wasn't allowed out while vaccinated people were. $5,000 fine for leaving my front door.
I wasn't even able to get a haircut for like 2 years, just because the government said barbers and hairdressers are high-risk covid hotspots.
I lost friends and family because they thought I was insane and would laugh at me behind my back. And sometimes tell me they did so, just to try and shame me into getting the vax.

Life was absolute hell in Australia for the unvaccinated, and I will never, ever forgive the people of this country for doing that to me. I have zero loyalty to this country now and I wish a slow and painful death on all those who played into this fucking bullshit.

Seeing this play out in real time shattered my faith in humanity.

>>513178241 (OP)
The only problem in Australia is not filling that giant desert with water

Barbie and shrimp yeaaaa?

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do the australians ride kangaroos in to battle whilst holding a lance? similar to chivalric europe? or is the ostrich the favoured battle companion? are wallabies the drone to the kangaroo mothership?

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