Thread 513180287

Proud Aussies
Why are you proud of this cesspit?
> it’s the fake America that tries so hard to emulate America
> the people are shallow, obnoxious, idiotic, two-faced and pretentious
> has no culture, no fashion of its own (only knock-off american stuff), no identity, no future
> 95% of the women are so repulsive that most of you find love overseas
> tall poppy syndrome is rife - meaning you have no actual mates
> your family isn’t your family - they’ll disown you in a heartbeat (especially since COVID), your friends aren’t your friends (they all bitch about you behind your back - trust me), your girlfriend is probably getting ready to monkey branch to another man etc.
The accent is goofy, there’s no aesthetic to this place whatsoever

Don’t forget how boring and forgettable the cities are
The air of misery and bordem wherever you go
You’ll see people pretending to have fun AT BEST
have you ever gone out in Australia and thought “well, that was a fun night!” If you have it’s because you’ve never lived in any other country before

one of the most taxed nations on earth
all our government does to try and 'solve problems' is put higher and higher taxes on things and putting it in their pockets
the greedy fucking cunts should all hang

>>513180287 (OP)
We have some cool islands full of foreign women backpacking. Other than that yeah. Two seasons, Hot and Go Fuck Yourself. Career paths include selling drugs and doing handyman work for retirees. We dig things out of the ground and sell it Chynah as well. I dunno I just watch old movies and stay as antisocial as possible. Everyone is a 2bit wannabe gangster shifting grams of powder to the tradies who are living 4 to a share house owned by a retiree or a foreign investor. I think I'll fuck off back to one of those islands off the northern coast that is full of foreign women backpacking and just enjoy the view.

>>513180743
Ya there are dangerous people everywhere but I don’t get those skinny little bogans and their wannabe tough guy ethnic friends who think they’re tough
Can’t fight for shit
Don’t have the physique to fight
Never survived murder attempts etc.
But they dress like knock off american gangsters and rap their bogan rap
It makes me cringe

>>513180287 (OP)
I'm sorry you were born an unfuckable third world shitter.

I'm glad you're terrified of our anit-immigration protests and feeling insecure.

I hope police arrest and deport you for all the violent threats you keep making in your shit bakes.

>>513180287 (OP)
>tries so hard to emulate America
no we don't fuck off we're full

>>513180287 (OP)
>Why are you proud of this cesspit?
I'm not proud at all but there's nowhere else I'd rather be.