Why are zoomers like this?
>AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE ECONOMY, OMG [INSERT CRYPTOBRO INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER WITH 12 FILTERS]! It’s so bad I can’t even afford my essential subscriptions: BLACKED Ultra, Netflix 8K, Spotify Premium, YouTube Red, OnlyFans (for activism, duh), and my monthly $500 Patreon to save the endangered woke axolotls. If you tell me to cancel them, you’re basically a colonizer. AND DON’T YOU DARE SUGGEST I STOP DOORDASHING MY VEGAN QUINOA KALE BOWLS WITH ARTISANAL AVOCADO FOAM! Cooking is for cavemen and boomers who think “seasoning” is table salt. I’m not about that Amish life, bro. My $3K/month studio apartment with no walls deserves better!
>These cishet boomer nazifascist QAnon dinosaurs hoarded all the wealth and crashed the economy to stop Klaus Schwab’s Great Reset! >They’re out here gatekeeping my UBI and my right to eat bugs for the climate! We’re literally living in the DARKEST TIMELINE, worse than when they canceled Euphoria Season 3 or when my fave e girl got banned from TikTok for twerking to protest cop violence on black people. >History? Pfft, that’s just a white supremacist fanfic to oppress my enby POC trans comrades in Palestine. And don’t even TRY to tell me to “get a job” or “budget”—that’s ableist, classist, and probably transphobic. I’m too busy prepping for my voluntary vasectomy to “decolonize my reproductive system” (BLM Discord already sent their congrats, unlike my fascist breeder parents who keep whining about “grandkids” and “the white race”). LMAO, take that, CHUDS! Anyway, gotta yeet to my appointment at the Pronoun Reassignment Clinic catch me identifying as a voidpunk demigender crypto wallet by next week!
>#YOLO #EatTheRich #LateStageCapitalism #TransRightsAreHumanRights
>These cishet boomer nazifascist QAnon dinosaurs hoarded all the wealth and crashed the economy to stop Klaus Schwab’s Great Reset! >They’re out here gatekeeping my UBI and my right to eat bugs for the climate! We’re literally living in the DARKEST TIMELINE, worse than when they canceled Euphoria Season 3 or when my fave e girl got banned from TikTok for twerking to protest cop violence on black people. >History? Pfft, that’s just a white supremacist fanfic to oppress my enby POC trans comrades in Palestine. And don’t even TRY to tell me to “get a job” or “budget”—that’s ableist, classist, and probably transphobic. I’m too busy prepping for my voluntary vasectomy to “decolonize my reproductive system” (BLM Discord already sent their congrats, unlike my fascist breeder parents who keep whining about “grandkids” and “the white race”). LMAO, take that, CHUDS! Anyway, gotta yeet to my appointment at the Pronoun Reassignment Clinic catch me identifying as a voidpunk demigender crypto wallet by next week!
>#YOLO #EatTheRich #LateStageCapitalism #TransRightsAreHumanRights
