Thread 513197058

hurricane season has begun

>>513197058 (OP)
It'll be a Cat 4 this afternoon/evening, which means it can push further west. If it does this, then it could ride the coastline right into Carolinas.

>>513197058 (OP)
why would I care. Florida gets hurricanes every year. the people choose to stay there anyways

>>513197058 (OP)
Americans be like:
>NOOOOOOOO I WAS JUST DONE BUILDING MY PLYWOOD HOME IN THE ONE HURRICANE ZONE ON PLANET EARTH

>>513197058 (OP)
It started months ago, thanks for the update.

>>513197058 (OP)
I live on the west coast so it's literally not my problem.

>>513197324
lol

>>513197058 (OP)
I love living in a hurricane zone. It's the best natural disaster zone there is. You get two weeks notice of impending disaster. You get to take a vacation from work. Maybe your shit gets destroyed but probably not. My area got 72 inches of rain in a 48 hour period during Harvey. That's like 1627 Pajeet cocks for you metric fags. Stay in your earthquake/volcano/tsunami zones. I'll stay where I am.

>>513198625
>I'll stay where I am
You WILL be evacuated so the hurricane CHAD can piss and shit all over your trailer

>>513197521
kek

>>513197058 (OP)
Fish storm

>>513197058 (OP)
That blows

>>513197058 (OP)
I ordered tea coming from Millerton so a bit annoyed since it's USPS and will be sitting already for 7-10 business days in a facility before the storm may or may not impact the area so by the end of October I may see my tea if the illiterate doesn't then deliver to the wrong address

>>513197058 (OP)
It's been hurricane season for months.
You niggers always get shit wrong anyway so I'll allow it

>>513197058 (OP)
Get your cigars and whiskey lads
Time to hunker the fuck down

>>513199569
Lol shut the fuck up

>>513197058 (OP)
Atlantic Hurricane Season began in June and lasts until November.
This is just the fifth named storm, and the first to reach hurricane strength.

>>513197157
Nice.

>>513197157
OH SHITTTTTT

>>513197324
Europoors be like:
>IM LITERALLY ROASTING ALIVE OUT HERE FROM THE 54TH HEATWAVE OF THE YEAR BECAUSE I DONT HAVE AC IN MY WOODEN THATCH ROOF.

>>513197058 (OP)
Make a real general, faggot. /AHSG/ - Atlantic Hurricane Season General: OP is a faggot edition

>>513197058 (OP)
when will shitskin invasion season finally end

>>513197058 (OP)
>not headed for Tampa
Literal nothing burger of a storm. It won’t even hit any Caribbean island. It will go between the east coast and Bermuda. It’s a fish storm.

>>513198944
Europeans when the weather gets 2 degrees warmer with no AC

>>513200089
no u

>>513199959
just go outside lol

>>513201164
You go outside and get heatstroke even faster good idea

>>513200211
At least eurogods still have a house after summer ends!

>>513197058 (OP)
take it to /weather/ retard

>>513197240
Hurricanes are the most overhyped weather news propaganda you could ever believe in.
Unless you build your house out of hay or cardboard, you´ll be just fine lol :D

Redpill yourself on that stupid propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pya7iiHui3A

>>513198944
Shit, dirty Spaniard, lemme tell you: in USA even mandatory evacuations are voluntary. Write your social security number on you arms with black, permanent marker so your body can be identified if they find it. I'm never fucking evacuating.

>>513197058 (OP)

Something tells me this is gonna be big. For years we get a bunch of nothingburger storms that everyone talks about but nobody seems to care about Erin. Its gonna creep up on us bad I bet.

>>513197058 (OP)
I literally don't care about hurricanes
t. Florida man

>>513197058 (OP)
>spaghetti models

>>513197240
Hurricanes are total nothingburgers and we have laws in place to require housing to at least tank a Cat 3

>>513205307
Saved for prosperity
Like all the other predictions people post here

>>513197157

Good.

>>513197157
>It'll be a Cat 4 this afternoon/evening

Cool.
Bring it down.

>>513197058 (OP)
Praying for the biggest and most destructive hurricanes in history! To make it a bit cooler in the midwest! If that means byebye Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama then so be it! It's too fucking hot out!!

>>513197058 (OP)
where do I pick up my spughetti?

Does Commiefornia get hurricanes? I always just hear about the east coast.

>>513205307
>Ignoring the North Carolina destruction last year
>Ignoring the Florida destruction last year
>Ignoring the Texas destruction just a few weeks ago
>Ignoring all the mass flooding this year
We already had our strong storms, it's just gonna be fucking hot out.

cat 5 now

>>513205174
We are NOT Spaniards, we are the PROUD and independent nation of PORTUGAL filled with huemonkeys and uberjeets

>>513197157
It won't. Won't affect the US at all.

ERIN
ERIN

>>513207464
Sometimes hurricanes form in the Eastern North Pacific and sometimes they move into California/Arizona. Many tropical storms have formed there this summer however they did not grow into hurricanes and most of them moved west into the ocean

>>513207464
Not really, the hurricanes near the gulf of America region are strengthened by the energy from hot tropical waters

>>513197058 (OP)
meh im already over it

gfs sends a hurricane into texas late month

bumping for insurance fraud claims reasons

>>513197058 (OP)
>not hitting Florida
zzzzzz, can't even get comfy /ahsg/ threads and a day off work

Cat 5 confirmed!

>>513197058 (OP)
It's a fish storm, but that hasn't stopped the jews from inflating.
I wish Dorian slammed into PBC.
Two more weeks guys...

Fuck a hurricane bro

Kys with weapon

>>513197240
Unironically gorillions have moved here since the holocoof.
The jews are waiting to cash in on the inevitable Andrew 2.

It’s turning into the gulf to go straight into Tampa!

>>513197324
Europoors be like:
>NOOOOO ITS 28C ITS A HEATWAVE AND I AM GOING TO DIE

>>513197058 (OP)
Hurricane Season vegan on June 1 you colossal fucking moron

>>513211396
kek
wishful thinking but nah...
I'm still mad Milton dipped south.

>>513211350
Brightline blood sacrifices keep us safe

Nothing happening here. It's just a calm cloudy day so far

100’ waves

>>513211522
I live in Sarasota. Where the eye hit.

>>513197058 (OP)
I hate this. If there is an above average season, even with all the hurricanes in the middle of the ocean, people would still freak out and whine about climate change.
It's been the latest hurricane season in a decade.
I wonder how long it will people to finally admit seasons are changing if this goes beyond the average hurricane season.
The worst part is they won't consider the fact the population has double or tripled in most places hit by storms in the past few decades.
Florida's population has tripled since the 70s. No shit deaths and damage will be sky high when a hurricane hits.

>>513211517
The first tropical storm didn't form until June 22nd.
This is the first hurricane, two months later.

>>513211396
Tampa will NEVER get rekt by a cane, it's just like not going to happen.

>>513207806
For how much I've heard about this, the only effect it will actually have is storm surge and rip tides.
As a tropical storm, it flooded Cape Verde and killed nine people.

>>513197058 (OP)
I thought hurricane season was over

>>513211167
>PBC
We usually dont get shit until late September at the earliest, our peak is in October when the Gulf starts to heat up and shit starts forming there

>>513212657
Hurricane season is generally July 1st to November 30th i'm pretty sure. Peaking in September and being decently strong through mid october

>>513211711
F
The stargate didn't hold up for once.
I still don't know what to make of that.

>>513197058 (OP)
It's a fish storm for everyone but maybe Bermuda and tards that get dragged out to sea by strong currents along the east coast.

>>513212657
>>513213318
It's been tame so far. There have been four tropical storms and this is the first hurricane, it won't even make landfall. The Pacific's hurricane season is more active.
If this continues, we'll still have people saying it's the worst season in decades, even with a few dozen deaths.

>>513212910
That was Wilma, Frances was earlier September.
But yes, the usual path of attack is gulf/carribean then curve up NE.
The direct hits are rare for a reason.

>>513197058 (OP)
Bump

>>513197058 (OP)
Disappointed in this turn of events..

>>513197240
Don’t listen to him, he’s dicked in the nob.

>>513215526
This unironically worked, steered south and raped the keys and west coast instead.
We still lost a lot of power though.
Irma was a true monster.

>>513198944
Nobody in florida evacuates from a hurricane, you retard. Only snowbirds, tourists, and college kids flee.

>>513197058 (OP)

I'll care when that thing wipes out the whole east coast. Until then, do not pester me with such petty trifles.

GFS moved it east with the 12z. Hits gulf coast this run. I'd watch this second storm.

>>513197058 (OP)
So when are the Caribbean islands going to reduce their carbon emissions and solve hurricanes?

>>513197058 (OP)
Rolling for it hitting new york or going to Europe as a category never before seen.

>>513215939
>TTD
nice

>>513197058 (OP)
I don't believe any of this shit is natural.

>>513206773
You never post in his delivery threads.
Why is that?

>>513216446
>September 11th, 2001

>>513211146
>Cat 5 confirmed!
Leave him be, he’s got the morbs today.

>>513216446
It's not.
1495 in Cuba was the "First" recorded incidence of a Hurricane by none other than Christopher Columbus.

Also, Hurricanes only occur in the Atlantic and are being shot at us by Africa is "settled science"

>>513197058 (OP)
ROLLING FOR TOTAL NEW YORK BATH.

>>513217004
>be Columbus
>first person to cross the Atlantic where hurricanes are
>experience hurricane
>deduce that hurricanes didn’t happen before then
…

>>513217562
>first person to cross the Atlantic

Hey jews, come get your goy, he's embarrassing himself

>>513197058 (OP)
Is it gonna hit Delaware?

>>513201164
Yeah just walk outside and die because of the fucking heat, bro.

>>513197058 (OP)
I thought we just had an Erin?

>>513197058 (OP)
LALALLLAAAALAAAALLLLAAAAA
RELEASE THE FILES ERIN

Deserved for being named Leeward

>>513197157
It's a cat 5

>>513217777
Checked

>>513218024
oh shit lmao based

FLORIDA RUNNNNNNNNNN

>>513217859
It's hitting little St James Island right now isn't it?

>>513217777
Checked

>>513217199
Checked, confirmed

>>513218069
THE EVIDENCE IS GONE, SON! ERIN YES!

Mark my words, it’s gonna hit NYC. It’s all part of their plan (((

>>51320286

>Overhyped

>Be me last summer

>Minding my own business play steel division and drinking a beer. Start feeling my toes get wet

>port Richey florida

>Tiny ditch in back yard connected to oceans starts getting storm surge

>Any hour later my house has 6 feet of water in it

Overhyped huh.

New spaghetti models just dropped!

>>513218166
Checked, Oh shit brother NY is getting cleansed.

>>513218312
I was thinking of a name for the next big one

>>513216446
>>513217004
Hurricanes originate from the souls of enslaved Africans.

Perfect pinwheel desu
Sadly no niggers in the path.

>>513217777
Checked
This is unironically why there was no line at my publix, too hot for boomers and niggers to go outside for gibs.

>>513219289
Aww shit, tendie subs

>>513218811
Why are there maple trees in the Northwest Territories?

HAPPENING HAPPENING
THE HURRICANE IS IGNORING THE SCIENCE! IT'S GOING TOO FAR WEST! STOOOOOOPPPP!!!

>>513219458
Wish Delaware had a fucking Publix :(

It’s going to reach cat 6

>>513219574
Its begun!

>>513218057
fish storm

Is this a nothingburger or a somethingburger?

>>513222850
It might give some nice waves and push even MORE seaweed onto the coast.
But yes, it is a nothingburger.

>>513223107
So as a biracial trans woman of color who lives in Orlando, I’ll be okay?

yes

>>513197157
>cat 4
So basically a nothingburger.

Rolling for it to slingshot into Israel

Yes
I-4 will remain your main threat.

>>513223472
Based

>>513223532
The pressure should be much lower but YES.

>>513223750
Or how about turn it into the surface of the sun?

>>513197058 (OP)
I thought hurricane season was over

sheeeeeit, it's a cat 5.

>>513216305
Rolling for a mid atlantic showdown.

>>513218057
It isn't coming anywhere near Florida, but the surf will be nice for a few days

>>513223955
unironically this is when it really starts
>fish storm cat 5
>angry kikes that can't spike rtn higher in Florida
lol

>>513197058 (OP)
I only look at the projections when it's 3 days out and make serious decisions when it's one day out.

>>513224681
Fuck off mexican

>>513197157
Fish storm. This hurricane season is fucking lame and will go down in history as one of the gayest hurricane seasons ever

>>513216699
Because there aren't any. Post one, there's a reason he has been silent for months

>>513197058 (OP)
Good I want some more rain for hay

>>513224915
Picrel btw

>>513197058 (OP)
Reminder that max wind speed is basically how one specific tiny area of the hurricane's windspeed is measured for a short time. Remember all the panicking over how stong Milton was and shit and it wound up being a wet fart. Like with "wet bulbs" and the sudden push of using "feels like" temps, it's a lot of sleight of hand meant to scare people about climate change.

>>513197058 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8FEOJEFcI

>>513224915
We can thank the saharan dust and bermuda high for the dry spell.
>get told for years global warming is real and will be underwater
>another hurricane spinning out to sea
yep, kek

>>513211930
>I wonder how long it will people to finally admit seasons are changing if this goes beyond the average hurricane season.
We had storms lasting into January in the 2005 season, so many hurricanes that they had to dip into the Greek alphabet, and Katrina and they tried to claim that climate change meant this was the new normal. It's been 20 years now.

>>513225427
This...
>MUH HEAT INDEX
>IT FEELS LIKE 451F
lol
It did help keep the boomers out of publix yesterday.

>Go to sleep to a tropical storm
>Wake up to a Cat 5
What the fuck

>>513226066
I mean it's hot as shit but if I can survive summers as a fat fuck in a trailer in Florida with practically non-existant AC then it's not "YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE FROM THESE WET BULB TEMPERATURES" levels of panicky shit. That's the problem with climate alarmism. Yes, taking care of the environment is unambiguously good the same way you'd take care of your home but the screaming doomsday shit is what everyone reacts to and breeds eye rolling contempt which leads to "I don't need to do shit" stuff. Like treat it like maintaining your car or making sure your HVAC system is good: won't kill you but good to do.

Why isn't it turning yet?

CAT 5 FISH STORM
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

New models showing it hitting North Carolina. This bitch is moving west! Give kek your blessing to push it into Florida

TCLP has it hitting the based coast

>>513228031

GOOD

>>513228576
South Florida is the needed target zone,
Wishful thnking but that does fuck all.

>>513197058 (OP)
May god sink the swamp

>>513218831
Fuck yeah

>>513219163
Gets and it goes west south west out of nowhere and obliterates all those islands

>NO HURRICANES FOR 30 YEARS
>WE THE JEWS MUST MAKE THEM PAY
sigh

>>513230299
south florida is probably the most hurricane proof area in the world. if it's not category 4+ it's a nothing burger there.

>>513232250
And this

>>513232288
Boom! Got it. Double double

>>513197058 (OP)
I'll huff and I'll puff
I'll blow your burger house down

>>513232191
True
After Frances and Jeanne, people woke up.
But we need another Andrew.
It has to be a direct cat 5 to do any damage.

>>513197058 (OP)
I recently learned about hurricane Hazel but apparently it wasn't really a hurricane and more like a freak storm system?

>>513224681
faggot. You already know who is on it and the spam is getting annoying

Anyone got a higher res copy of this hurricane hunter clip?

>>513232288
straight to israel we go kek
strange how everything comes full circle as they say

>>513197058 (OP)
Can't wait. Looking forward to another comfy season of watching streams with you guys. Hopefully we'll see some more really funny shit like streamers getting their cars flooded, or arrested for breaking into buildings.

sad this is hooking out to sea

>>513233584
Get your guns ready

>>513234344
You'll get em this year, I can feel it. Maybe the secret is to fly some drones with bombs on them into the hurricane.

>>513233584
i wish we got more hurricanes. i love nasty weather
>maryland fag

SPACE FORCE
KINETIC WEAPONS ARE A FIGHTING DOMAIN
WE MUST GLASS THE LAND AND AIR AND SEA

>>513197058 (OP)
comfy times ahead

>>513234541
>nuke ~~Israel~~ hurricane
Yes

>>513233739
anything spawning out in the atlantic ocean have been nothing but fish storms for the past few years. gotta watch out for the ones that spawn closer to south america cause those definitely hit land

>>513211396
based. TTD

>>513234631
>maryland fag
Why did you say fag twice?

>>513235007
so people wouldnt think i was from new jersey

>>513234933
>fish storms

I learned something new today

Thanks anon

>>513235544
>near
LMAO

>>513197157
Stronger hurricanes get pulled north more not west retard

>>513237872
Hurricane Andrew was strong and went straight west right?

>>513238016
Stronger puts more northward pressure on, but the doesn't mean its go to tear right through a high pressure ridge, it's always gonna curve around it