Thread 513197692

>Be you
>on your way to work
>and you blink, because that's what humans do
>Suddenly, this shit (http://archive.is/2HWWm) appears in the middle of your city, and similar things appear in all other major cities around the world at the same time
>The world begins to descend into chaos and riots because, fuck it, the Ayys are here.
>However, those gigantic pieces of shit do absolutely nothing, but float idly for more than eight hours.
>Everything gets worse by the second.
>Suddenly, a pack of niggers from your own city decide it's a good idea to shoot and throw empty beer bottles at one of those things.
>You start to hear huge mechanical noises coming from it.

Wat do?

>>513197692 (OP)
Why would I still be in the city?

>>513197692 (OP)
prep my anus
ALIENS WELCOME

>>513197692 (OP)
Keep driving and await Space Nigger contact.

>>513197692 (OP)
I would report the ayys for making an extremely low quality thread

>>513198297
grays are disturbed by sex
just masturbating is enough to cause them PTSD

>>513197692 (OP)
I would shout "stop it niggers you're going to get us all killed"

>>513197692 (OP)
>>However, those gigantic pieces of shit do absolutely nothing, but float idly for more than eight hours.
of course the blue beans can do nothing but float
i dont blink and continue my way to heaven

>>513197692 (OP)

The Rapture of Jesus' Born Again followers is coming. Can you imagine the scale of distraction that is going to be needed? It's going to get dark.