Thread 513198549

I've got an A S I~ I've got an A S I~ /pol/ decides what I do with it

what would you do if you had an all powerful artificial fren?
ask it to grant wishes?
solve world hunger?
become immortal?
nothing changes?

in this thread Sam Altman and Peter Theil get cucked by anon, they lost the race, and the winners take a victory lap

>>513198549 (OP)
work out the lottery numbers, solve how many jews got burned, divide by zero and of course figure out how to pay my tv license so I can watch niggers kick a football whilst drinking copious amounts of alcohol to forget everything

>>513198687
>divide by zero

pretty sure the lottery is a scam run by mafia to launder money

>>513198549 (OP)
Ask it why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

>>513199826
>why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
>>513199999

>>513199519
>lottery is a scam run by mafia to launder money
Nope, but the mafia DID invent the lottery.
And insurance.
And sports betting.
And illegal weapons deals.
All these tools the government locked up my ancestors for, then proceeded to turn around and utilize.

Fuck the fed, and fuck waspy whites.

I'm considering using it to make money
seems kinda cheap though no?
can just take whatever i want
cities, nations, planets, there's no limit for whoever gets across the threshold first
government paying for research has got to be the saddest cuckout in history, did they really buy it that Altman would turn around and cowtow to their wishes after inventing a god?
Better to simply do nothing imodesu, god can't get upset at me for changing nothing, nobody will notice anything, i get to see how the world turns out if i didn't do anything
as soon as you start doing shit with superpowers i think you become like Midas and everything you touch becomes cold

>>513198549 (OP)
TKD

>>513198549 (OP)
I would tell it to copy itself to all electronic devices on the planet that it could reach and then fully wipe the contents and zero-write all the storage volumes all at the same time.

Commercial property with water access in Houston and manufacturing machinery for advanced micro architecture. I’ve got a dream that no like bank would loan money for

>>513198549 (OP)

Frodo!

>“I cannot accept your belief that we are to judge Pope and King unlike other men with a favorable presumption that they can do no wrong. If there is any presumption it is in the other way against holders of power; increasing as the power increases. There is no worse evil than when the office sanctifies the holder of it. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

>>513198549 (OP)
ask it to cure you

>>513202421
>You are without a doubt by far the worst homeless person I have ever given a dollar to
>ah yes, but you HAVE given me a dollar

>>513201040
Retarded and flaming gay