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Anonymous (ID: 7oTqbCXa) Spain No.513200159 >>513200521 >>513200636 >>513200667 >>513200680 >>513200710 >>513200914 >>513201031 >>513201872 >>513202000 >>513202074
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Anonymous (ID: rhNnd601) United States No.513200464
that's very very interesting.
release the Epstein files.
Anonymous (ID: Ufh3Kipx) Mexico No.513200521
>>513200159 (OP)
Based.
Anonymous (ID: nXXi3Fc0) United Kingdom No.513200636
>>513200159 (OP)
Hey mourners,

His name was John, and he was loved by every single one of you. He thought dearly of you Anonymous, spending every second to try and steer you away from what he thought were bad life choices. He thought what he was doing was everything right in the world. Honestly, he was so deeply rooted in his beliefs. I mean, now that he's gone, so are his insecurities, and at least his soul is at a whole new level. To his family, his loss is the worst thing that could happen. Please, mourners of /b/, don't be a stranger. Speak up about your favorite memories with John. He is now in perfection, looking down on all. He was captain of the football team, and starter on his basketball team. He knew he was faster and tougher than a lot of people, and wasn't afraid to say it. He got straight A's, and had a beautiful girl at his side (he was going to propose next week, shit would have been so cash). You are all welcome to mourn at his casket. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: This is John in Australia; where the passanger seat is on the left, and the cars are down under.

In memory, John. You will be missed.
Anonymous (ID: 8LykhRvv) United States No.513200667
>>513200159 (OP)
>Hey Faggots,
>My name is John,
hi john
> and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat,
yup
> retarded,
yup
> no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
most of the time year
> You are everything bad in the world.
probably
> Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
twice, and could have got more if i felt like being a degenerate.
> I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
Okay??? who did i make fun of? You need examples not a straw man.
> This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
facebook is hard to use, it's full of ads.

>Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Your larp failed there.
Anonymous (ID: pPteitXS) Canada No.513200680
>>513200159 (OP)
This is it. This is the big one.
Anonymous (ID: k1uj9vPx) Finland No.513200710 >>513200832
>>513200159 (OP)
This is probably my favorite pasta ever
Anonymous (ID: nXXi3Fc0) United Kingdom No.513200832 >>513200902
>>513200710
The fact that some zoomers actually fall for it is the best part
Anonymous (ID: k1uj9vPx) Finland No.513200902 >>513200954 >>513201080
>>513200832
yeah, but its also sad. Makes me feel old
Anonymous (ID: OG/Gocfb) United States No.513200914
>>513200159 (OP)
Whooooooaaaa, John! You're still alive??
Thought for sure you'd OD'd, but hey, that narcan, right?
Anonymous (ID: ud+A98us) United States No.513200933
Anonymous (ID: 7oTqbCXa) Spain No.513200954
>>513200902
I don't think anybody fell for it, I think they are bots.
which is interesting
can pasta be the way to expose and fight back bots?
Anonymous (ID: GP9t4nZr) Russian Federation No.513201031 >>513201583
>>513200159 (OP)
0/10 no tail.
Anonymous (ID: nXXi3Fc0) United Kingdom No.513201080
>>513200902
I'd still rather be among you all than among the normies
Anonymous (ID: SOovLo6h) Italy No.513201583
>>513201031
Based.
Anonymous (ID: WcqRmktr) Canada No.513201872
>>513200159 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: Ay3bsAnG) United States No.513202000
>>513200159 (OP)
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Anonymous (ID: CZRmS++H) United States No.513202074
>>513200159 (OP)
My name is actually John, and I hate you, John.