Thread 513209415

What is /pol/'s official take on strip clubs? Innocent fun for men who need to unwind, or a den of vice and degeneracy for perverts?

PORN IS JEWISH
SO IS WHOREDOM
THE LORD HATH SPOKEN

>>513209415 (OP)
It's like paying for a girlfriend but you never fuck her

>>513209550
Skill issue

>>513209415 (OP)
I like the outfit the girlies wear when they dance with their bum and breast all exposed.

Whats the appeal? You cant even fuck them or jerk off. Just blue balls.

Is that a den for major age gaps?

>>513209415 (OP)
>What is /pol/'s official take on strip clubs?
they only make sense
if there's a "VIP room" in the back for a "private dance"
if you know what I mean
otherwise it's just a blueballing station and I pity the fools who go there

>>513209415 (OP)
i rarely get lapdances but this one tiny chick made me nut in my pants grinding on my dick, it was awesome

>>513209415 (OP)
What are you beating off with other men for
All ogling some disgusting whore
You're all willing to share a woman

I can't believe the state of this planet

>>513209415 (OP)
Depends if you want just a one and done society, where a neighboring tribe will move in to claim all that you have built, because the builders of the society, are all degenerated and wrapped up in their private parts. If you don't care about that, promote sexual liberation. Depends on if you want to emotionally invest in the reality, and be the hero/human sacrifice. Then you can get all worked up about "fixing" shit like this. If not, and you want to just not let the ego identify with the spacetime goings on, and the avatar/body related politics, then fine, just advocate doing everybody doing what they want. The society will fall, and be taken over by nature (satan/shitskins), as when you don't maintain a yard.

>>513209415 (OP)
Den of vice etc. went to one with my girlfriend once with a free ticket and one of them tried to hit on my girlfriend. We thought it was amusing but not exactly arousing or something we’d really be in a rush to do again. Also I’m not paying extra for drinks and stuff just to look at some dancing lady.

>>513209765
>made me nut in my pants grinding on my dick
why were you underage in a strip club?

It's part of the ecosystem of oligarchs.
Drugs and human trafficking happen there, real sex is a lot better but I understand many of you are unwanted children also unwanted by this world and are too impatient and stubborn and unloved by your parents the world to believe in good
Read this and watch the film
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>>513209698
Lmao do people seriously not understand the unspoken language of strip clubs?

>>513209550
You can absolutely fuck most of the strippers. It won’t happen after the first night. You have to be a regular and get to know the women and be on friendly terms with them. I’ve fucked my share of strippers, it’s really not worth it though every single one has massive issues, alcoholics and on drugs.

>>513209415 (OP)
They're shit now. niggers and lesbians ruined them

>>513209415 (OP)

They're annoying on several accounts

1. I've dated better looking women than the strippers onstage and I'm an ugly 5'8" frog
2. The beer is ridiculously expensive and frankly drinking beer makes you not much better than a dalit drinking fresh cow piss.
3. It's annoying. Let's say it's a higher end peeler club and the strippers are genuinely hot. You're going to get excited for them and want to fuck them but all you'll ever be is an ugly face turned up to the light shining on her looming up out of the darkness of the crowd of other upturned faces. I suppose there are lap dances but enh...
4. I want my own clean girlfriend that is mine all mine.
5. I don't know about Sveeden but in Canada the peeler club is dead.

>>513209935
unfortunately I've got a hair trigger unless im drunk, better than impotence

There are better things to do with your time than visiting a strip club

>>513209415 (OP)
been to a few, don’t see the appeal. the girls see guys like you all day and night, they’re not going to fuck you for anything less than probably three grand and you’re risking getting assaulted by the bouncers if you offer
that said the full nude one I went to in El Paso was pretty great in terms of how hot the girls were

>>513209698
>>513209728
>>513209804
There is no sex in the Champaign room, but you can make arrangements for later. Not all strippers are hooking at all times, but all are at some point. Best bet is to catch them near the end of the month when they need to make rent.

>>513209415 (OP)
I think pole dancing is sexy, but the strippers make it trashy. What a shame.

I went into one solo one time, just to see what it was like. I just pretty much wandered around for a little bit and bought a drink. Nobody was smiling. Strippers weren't dancing on the poles or anything they were literally just sitting down with random groups of guys and talking. The bouncer came up to me after 10 minutes and said I had to leave because I was creeping people out by being by myself and walking around. Apparently you have to go with friends or something?

>>513209415 (OP)
only simps sit near the stage lmao.
t. sells produce to various strip clubs in houston to the point i'm on a first name basis with most dancers/security/management/kitchen staff

>>513210143
>There is no sex in the Champaign room
your strip club are different then

it seems like it's for really dumb low inhibition people

>>513209415 (OP)
Lol my take is OP is a faggot

The most retarded boomer thing imaginable and also really fucking gay.
Might as well have one of those cuck "man caves" and invite the boys over to watch porn.
Then you comment to the other guys about how the chicks give you a boner.
I don't understand this concept at all. It's even worse than the Japs who pay to hug a woman or hold her hand for 35 minutes.

>>513210224
Over here, if a stripper acts like she’s trying to actually fuck you in the club, it’s the prelude to a shakedown scam

>>513209550
umm i've fucked numerous strippers, @ no cost and dated one that sugar mommied me for over a year. you're just doing it wrong or your fucking ugly.

>>513209415 (OP)
the latter
anyone who says otherwise has no clue what they're talking about or else is spreading lies to ruin unwary fools

all strip clubs are brothels
all strippers are prostitutes
I mean that literally: the only question is price

>>513210185
Bro as long as your tipping girls and buying food and drinks they won’t kick you out unless you’re being super innapropriate. So either this story is bullshit or you’re leaving out important details.

>>513210321
well prostitution is decriminalized here so I can imagine things work out differently

In japan they have lounges with these big reclining barcalounger things to sit/lie in. There's a thick glass ceiling and you look up at it and there's whores in miniskirts and high heel shoes walking around right over you. You look up their dresses at their pretty pink pussies and buttholes. From time to time a girl squats to piss on the glass over your head. Sometimes they even pinch off a loaf squatting above you giving you a grandstand seat to a cute bum extruding a stinking coil of feces onto the glass floor.

Whore ex gf tried to drag me to one and i just stayed in the non stripclub bar beside it and got free drinks from the cute bartender while helping her close up

>>513209415 (OP)
It's just irl simping. They pretend to be into you, then go home to their tatted up sociopath bf. Same as with onlythots.

>>513210339
This actually happened. I bought a drink. I was told to buy one because otherwise they would think you're a freeloader, so that was the first thing I did.

I'm genuinely curious, am I supposed to go up to the strippers while they are mid-conversation with a bunch of random dudes and just give them money? Like I'm not trying to be an asshole I'm genuinely curious. I thought they had to be on the floor dancing for that money, but you're supposed to just find a girl and interrupt her with money like that?

>>513209415 (OP)
They are trashy, but better than onlyfans and twitch since weak pathetic men had to show their face in order to simp. It didnt "empower" women, which is always a plus. If the internet is destroyed, they should be brought back.

>>513209415 (OP)
Never got the point of them, why whould anyone pay to get edged, when you can fuck multiple whores and get better drinks for the same price.

>>513210503
they norm go home to their children who have no father in their life actually...well if they aren't pulling tricks after their shift is up

>>513209415 (OP)
Fuck strip clubs, they're just for money laundering
Give us brothels and now we're talking

All the strippers are fucking the owner and will also sleep with you if you make an offer if upwards of $1k which is retarded since most escorts charge less than that an hour. Strip clubs are only really fun if you're well known and rich.

It's just like any other bar - overpriced drinks, loud music you can barely talk over, except this time you get blue balled by women who take EVEN MORE money from you.

>>513209415 (OP)
I think they are so popular in the US because prostitution is illegal but I have no idea why a European would enjoy it.

>>513210185
>>513210509
You were probably looking girls in the eyes then looking away, subconsciously. Just fish out of water vibe that they kept getting frustrated when it looked like you wanted a dance then looked away. Don't over it, take it as a sign you aren't a degenerate that you don't fit in at a strip club. It isn't a badge of honor.

>>513209415 (OP)
Waste of time

>>513209415 (OP)
>paying to watch a man eat a shitty steak
not gonna make it

Only one strip club in my city. Really seedy and shitty place from what I hear. Thai prostitutes and bouncers that will extort money. You could just see eastern euro prostitute for the same money.

>>513209415 (OP)
Most will let you fuck them. Safer than hiring prostitutes from online or finding one in person. Plus they are generally much hotter

>>513209415 (OP)
Shoot it up :D

>>513210509
You walk in and get a table with at least 1-2 open seats. A waitress will typically serve you. Make sure to keep buying drinks or food and tip the waitress regularly. The strippers usually make their rounds around the club and will eventually walk up to your table and pretend to be Friendly and say hi. That’s when you give her a few dollar tip and introduce yourself. Let her know you’ll buy her drinks if she’s interested. Most will be and they’ll sit down with you and strike up conversation. You need to continue tipping her a few dollars here and there as she sits with you. You’re paying for her time.

The whole premise of a strip club is you are tipping any girl that interacts with you the entire time until you leave.
If You go enough you will become a
Regular and girls will eagerly come sit
With you after they know you by name.

>>513209415 (OP)
it's a perverts playground

>>513210254
>it seems like it's for really dumb low inhibition people
https://youtu.be/l3LFML_pxlY

Asking only workman’s wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
I do declare there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there

Being a poor working class boy ain't fun. Everyone treats you like dirt, from your employer to women to your own family.

Once in a while you need a break from the ugliness.

>>513209415 (OP)
Good ones are fine. You're paying for the experience of being desired. They'll talk with you and sit on you and offer vip or whatever. The bad ones are gay. This one by me has whores in bikinis walking around with their hands out asking for dollars. They don't do shit. I haven't been to one in a decade though

>>513209415 (OP)
A waste of money for suckers

>>513209415 (OP)
I would rather have actual sex than go half way, but that is just me

Degenerate and all the girls are fucked in the head and have deep deep issues with themselves and their sexuality. I've never spent a dime at a strip club but by chance ended up very well acquainted with them.
>t. Dated a stripper

Den of losers for losers; Both male and female but hoes gotta eat and simps gonna simp

>>513212434
>Degenerate and all the girls are fucked in the head and have deep deep issues with themselves and their sexuality

qrd? any stories? how fucked are they?

>>513209415 (OP)
They're the merchandise display section for illegal prostitution. Prostitution is just the old fashioned version of porn that gives more but also gives disease. Overall they serve to decay society and weaken men, but prostitution is also the only way to get sex for the majority of men under hypergamy. Its inevitable right now, but if monogamy or eugenic polygyny are established, prostitution should be rooted out.

>>513209415 (OP)
garbage if you don't get any action, is like going to a restaurant, you see the food and sniff the food, but you can't eat it despite paying for it

>>513212434
Strippers, Nurses, and performers (especially actresses and singers) are the unholy trinity of borderline personality disorder. I'm not sure which is worse.

>>513210328
>sugar mommied me for over a year
I think she was your mom anon, sorry she dropped you when you were 1 year old
>>513209415 (OP)
is ok if the most colored man they allow in is me.

>>513213457
no nigger employees either