Thread 513215648

POV: you just told 3 Korean women that there were some logistical problems and that they are not getting their BWC supply today as a result.

>3 plastic faces drop faster than Samsung stock during a battery fire
>short one’s already speed-dialing the nearest ESL hagwon to cry about “blatant bw-supwemicist genocwide”
>other two pivot to camera 2 like they’re in a kdrama—start screeching in seoul pitch that could shatter a soju bottle from here
>one whips out a ruler to measure my dick deficit in millimeters
>tells me to kneel and apologize to the statue of some comfort girl she LARPed as for reparations
>meanwhile her B-tier K-pop bf hiding behind a BMW X5 with eyeliner thicker than her pads
>whole gang’s now livestreaming on insta with filters making their heads the size of lunar rovers
>comment section floods with “small peepee mayo” in broken konglish
>they block traffic for an hour demanding reparations in the form of premium BWC shipments or they’ll tell their army boy husbands to draft-ram my rectum
>K-boomers appear, shout at them, everyone bows, circlejerk complete

how many boards you gonna post this on? it's saturday evening in your country isn't it?

>>513215993
I'm sorry bro I have no life and nothing to do, I just saw these kpop demon hunter memes and I thought it was funny

>>513215648 (OP)
It's true y'know