Thread 513217138

Mark my words, Trump and Americans, you do NOT want to awake the Norwegian viking spirit
We have pillaged America before, we even did it way before Columbus, we can do it again

>>513217138 (OP)
Trying to threaten your way into getting a Nobel Peace Prize is genuinely hilarious though

>>513217138 (OP)
LMAO Obama would be proud.

>>513217138 (OP)
>MUH HECKIN NORWEIGIAN SPIRIT
You won't do shit

>>513217313
A nobel peace price nonetheless.
They should give it to him anyway, who even gives a shit, reminder than 25% of nobel prize winners were jewish and jews are 0.2% of the worlds population so its rigged as fuck anyway.

>>513217138 (OP)
sit down Lucas

cannot tell if thread is full of retards or just anons committed to the bit

>>513217138 (OP)
meh go pillage the rest of europe

I want your bvc (big viking cock) inside of me

>>513217138 (OP)
fuckm trump bro this fucking kike. i stand with Norway! LONG LIVE THE KING

>>513217138 (OP)
Based

>>513218621
looks like you are gonna have to settle for my BCC (big chud cock)

>>513218323
you wont do shit muttly, the US is 37 trillion in debt, Norway has a sovereign wealth fund of almost 2 trillion dollars. You brokies wont do shit except break your backs being slaves for jews you cuck.

>>513217138 (OP)
can you fucks just give him a participation trophy? you gave it to Obama for being black. He's going to keep throwing a tantrum until you give him one.

>>513217138 (OP)
jesus christ Trump is such a disgrace

>>513217138 (OP)
>threatening them to give you a peace prize
The irony of this situation is beyond satire. We are living in The Onion timeline.

>>513219115
The Arkansas National Guard can conquer Norway in 2 weeks.

>>513219387
Please try

>>513217138 (OP)

>Norway

You have oil. You're already on thin ice.

>>513217138 (OP)
>We have pillaged America before
"you" made it to newfoundland, and were driven off by the locals after a couple of years.
>>513217313
What about getting one while ordering drone strikes on civilian weddings and the like?

>>513217138 (OP)
This is why all Scandinavia need to form a union. You're just scattered and dumd-fuck jewish controlled faggot "countries" with millions of brown tax cattle can bully you.

>>513219387
(X) Doubt


major cope Carlos d'tavius Smith

>>513217138 (OP)
The funniest thing in the world would be if they made a Nobel prize for Biggest Idiot and offered it publicly to trump

>>513219115
ok, retards it is

>>513217138 (OP)
Oh no, the nation known for wooden ships with vikings high on shrooms is upset.

>>513217138 (OP)
Based

>>513217138 (OP)
We're taking your Artic Islands after we take Greenland.

>>513217313
hilarious? I bet you enjoy WWE

>>513217138 (OP)

Are you trying to tell me you're going to go into berzerker mode over this?

I mean, if Trump manages to end the war in Ukraine with his negotations he probably deserves it in an objective sense but whenever a decision falls to a group, that group will be either made up of or packed by a ringeleader with social consensus reality filter sheep

>>513219560

Well that's Der Schwarzer Kennedy

>>513217313
It’s pretty in spirit with Nobel himself

>>513217138 (OP)
i have a hard time believing he is this big of a faggot

>>513217138 (OP)
This is so outlandish it has to be fake, but with the orange pedophile king retard Ill believe it.

>>513217313
It’s only threatening when it’s from someone strong. From Blumpf it’s just pathetic

>>513217138 (OP)
Honest question to americans:
is he retarded?

>>513217138 (OP)
>We pillaged America
>Got raped by indians with stone tools and fled back to Greenland where they didn't have to compete with anyone
>Later driven out of Greenland by eskimos

>>513221825
>end the war by giving russia absolutely everything they want

>>513217313
The norwegian noble committee should issue a special chocolate medal for him.

>>513217138 (OP)
>Kike says X
>No source
So many browns on /pol/

>>513222180
that would be fucking hilarious
please let it be real

>>513217138 (OP)
Awakening the Norwegian viking spirit is exactly what we want. This is /pol/.

everything blumpf does is a distraction,is actually obscene how desperate he is

>>513217313
look if Obama got it for doing nothing then starting 4 wars, Trump outright earned it

>>513217138 (OP)
>no lie
>cohen
Okay

If I were the Nobel committee I would create a one-time prize to award him called the Very Special Boy Award

>>513222902
>the "you tried" award

>>513217138 (OP)
Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize while he was bombing three countries. The prize is not worth dog poo.

>>513217313
giving money to get one is the other side

imagine if they said
>we'll give you the prize if you release the list

>>513217138 (OP)
he is obssessed with Obama.

Thats it. No more nice norwegian guys. Gloves come off now. NO MORE NICE LUTEFISK GUY!!

THE USA HAS RELEASED THE KRAKEN NOW!!

And no our Kraken is not military, or fiancial shit, or anything. But we have a secret weapon that no one knows about. But we will release it now. Its called The RUSS!

Next year, we will send all of our Russ to Washington DC and they will party 24/7 and they are loud. They come with busses that is noisy and a danger in traffic and they puke and vomit and play music so loud they will keep DC up all night long.
And you know what that means? It means that every politician wont get sleep, will be tired at work, will send out military and police. But it will not work. Why? Because when some RUSS disappear, someone NEW come. And its never ending.
And no more sleep for politicians and they will regret our KRAKEN RUSS and will beg and it will be live 24/7 on all news outlets. Our RUSS will take over DC. And they will party all night long. And play WHAT DID THE FOX SAY all night long.

Its over. You was warned. Sorry it had to come to this, but you left us no choice.

>>513217138 (OP)
>viking spirit

Which is what? A bunch of thieving nigger land pirates that pillage, rape, and kill people who are non combatants who were just trying to go about their daily lives before having their father and brother being killed, and being sold into slavery with your mother? The vikings were shit, if you romanticize them you should reconsider. They didn't fight standing armies. They did quick hit and run tactics out of greed. Modern day scandis are the biggest faggots of europe and it's not even close.

>>513217138 (OP)
You won't do shit, bitch.

>>513223701
Norway looks just like New Jersey. Your post made me kek

Give him the fucking Nobel peace price. Anyone respectably would refuse it, it lost the last prestige it once had, if any. The Nobel peace price is a joke, almost as much as your country.

>>513217138 (OP)
You have the same cope as our "try that in a small town" faggots. You aren't your ancestors. They spit on you because you're pathetic.

>>513217138 (OP)
Trump embodies the american spirit of arrogant unearned entitlement that we see time and time again with them

>>513217138 (OP)
>you do NOT want to awake the Norwegian viking spirit
If you know your history, the vikings became Russians. You guys have long abandoned that spirit

>>513223819
Yes it does a bit. You wont laugh when The Russ arrives. You will feel the wrath and danger of our RUSS BUS.
And it will be MANY RUSS BUS coming. We could have ended the war in Ukraine a long time ago by sending our KRAKEN RUSS but its such a powerful weapon that it would effect the entire W O R L D.

We will bring our own beer and alcohol.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER! HIGH STAKES!

>>513223922
russia is a colony so not quite

>>513217138 (OP)
You better give him the Nobel or cancel the Obongo’s one.

>>513217138 (OP)
You piss sitting down
The Salvation Army would wreck you
All holes gaped

>>513217138 (OP)
It would be kino if norway actually gave him a real life fell for it again award.

>>513219729
This. Svalbard after Greenland.

>>513223597
>>513223024
They must cancel Obongo’s medal.

>>513217138 (OP)
He'll NEVER get a Nobel award.
Obama is simply better.

The fact no one has mentioned the obvious yet is both extremely disappointing and really fucking funny
Good job on being extremely retarded nu/pol/, never change

He wants one because Obongo (undeservedly) got one right?

>>513226910
Kek

>>513227018
Obongo got the medal simply for being a nigger. Nobel prizes for DEI.

>>513217138 (OP)
Sorry, but he's not brown or female enough to get that shit. Nor has he actually done anything.

>>513227122
Obongo (the DEI president) received the award for being a nigger.

>>513217138 (OP)
The scandis are literally the most castrated and docile people on earth. Just because you snowniggers stumbled into wealth by finding oil, doesn't make you any less pathetic

>>513217138 (OP)
This sounds like bullshit and you NAFO retards have been trying to push this since yesterday for whatever dumb reason.

>>513227323
He got it for not being Bush.
Then he went and did pretty much exactly the same shit as Bush with drones.
It's never going to another US president again until you elect a trans nigger dangerhair bi-polyamorous quadruple amputee.

Which I quite frankly have issues seeing happen.

>>513227210
The Norway committed are nigger lovers handing Nobel prizes to DEI subhumans. Total Norway (monarchy) eradication.

>>513217500
>shit
>canada
ok ranjesh

>>513227595
>He got it for not being Bush
Kek, STFU nigger and king lover.

>>513227520
>trying to push this since yesterday
Trump has been trying to push it since his first term, Mr. Current Fucking Affairs.

>>513227600
Not my king. Also, yes. The nobel committee is staffed by labor politicians and the like that nobody wanted around in politics anymore.

>>513227693
see >>513227706
Maybe give people 5 fucking seconds to reply, nigger?

>>513217138 (OP)
>Norwegian viking spirit
lmao "vikings" were never germans. your "spirit" is as fake as chrsitcuckery or pisslam. typical germans believes everything their kike-masters tells them

>>513217138 (OP)
he is just mad they are divesting from his precious kikes
look it up

>>513217138 (OP)
If you have balls, you'll tell him to go fuck himself and then give Putin the award as a joke. At least that is what I'd do. Oh ya, and you should probably develop a nuclear bomb.

>>513227706
The time of kings in Europe are OVER. Your monarchies have been interfering in American affairs for far too long with sneaky shit like this (awarding subhumans with Nobel prizes) and using your soft-power leverages to subvert America.
You’ll get what you asked for.
You fuck with America - you get fucked.

>>513228041
Alright. I'll just file you under complete fucking retard.

>>513217138 (OP)
My norwegian friend, I'd rather think about all the viking girls fucking niggers and arabs left and right MAKING black viking babies. Also, all the enriching shitskin families with 3+kids whom have been swimming in Oslo fountains all summer long.

Also, white hands wrote this but I remind you about this because my hearth hurt when I visiter Norway recently.

Not so fast, Little Donnie.

>>513228175
To be fair, blacking is a much bigger problem in the USA than anywhere in Yurope....

>>513217138 (OP)
Nobel prize is given by Sweden though.

>>513228303
Even one interracial baby is too much in Europe.
You bowed to ((someone)) long ago and are only paying the consequences while here we are force fed with your defeated media.

>>513217138 (OP)
Modern Norway is just a pozzed vassel state. I hope they give him the peace prize.

No lie with Cohen.
No way ((Cohen)) is lying.

>>513228102
Your kings are too bitch-made to openly declare war on America so they resort to glownigger sneaky shit tactics.
Ok… we can do the same.
Unleash the glownigger menace on yurop.

>>513222136
Nordcucks were so badly buckbroken by the redskins that to this day they numb their generational trauma with alcohol while their wives enrich the Somali gene pool.

>>513217138 (OP)
For fucks sake, you commie bastard, just KYS, "for the cause". Since the majority of Norwegians are some of the most sheltered and naive people of the developed world, most are taking MRNA injections, believing the "health authorities" dietary advice adopted from the US in the 70-80s, happily paying 40 times the price we used to pay for electricity, in fucking politically corrupt "solidarity" with equally mismanaged southern nations, shutting down schools and hospitals for "lack of funds", but happily accept endless refugees into a tiny population, and sending billions to Hamas, Mali, or Ukraine, bury farmers in bureaucracy, while happily swallowing the local "journalists" cut & paste anti Trump / MAGA horseshit from CNN and The Guardian, and such corrupt and conniving scum, they are still trailing behind the actual situation of the world.
Completely robbed of common sense and nigger-like lack of foresight.
Mini-parties will get a lot more votes in the impending election. Slowly even Norwegians will wake up. Alternative news are growing, also in Norway.

>>513230203
They used to be savage warriors now they’re sneaky kikes.

>>513230328
>>513217138 (OP)
We are going to send all our white men to impregnate the white women in Norway.

>>513217138 (OP)
Remember, they gave one to Obama for being black.

>>513223701
Very nice Norgebro, send them over and we'll send them back with a half black baby since you like Black people so much.

>>513227099
still waiting for it

>>513217138 (OP)
And what will you do, ask Magnus Midtbo stop shipping his overpriced chalk to tge USA?

>>513228418
jfc we finally got there

>>513231527
mutts law. why are you people so weird?

>>513217138 (OP)
nobels are swedish you retards

>>513232308
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Peace_Prize
"In accordance with Nobel's will, the recipient is selected by the Norwegian Nobel Committee, a five-member committee appointed by the Parliament of Norway. The prize award ceremony is held in Oslo City Hall since 1990, previously in the assembly hall of the University of Oslo (1947–1989), Norwegian Nobel Institute (1905–1946), and the Parliament (1901–1904)."

>>513232412
is this like the cornucopia on the fruit of the loom logo?

>>513217313
Its gonna be hilarious when he starts more wars as the peace president.
You're a fucking fleeced loser.

>>513217138 (OP)
>Norway's Central Bank and $1.7t Sovereign Fund completely disinvests from Israel and begins pulling resources from Israel
>*1 Day Later*
>Buys 1% of GME's float
>*5 Days later*
>Trump starts Nobel Peace Prize drama with Norway
Cohencidence?

>>513217138 (OP)
What the fuck is going on anymore

>>513217313
They should just give it to him. Hes gonna keep stoping their wars until they do.

>>513217138 (OP)
What does America import from Norway? Herring?

>>513217138 (OP)
Shit is just a circlejerk price for rich and powerful faggots to give to each other. What a fucking joke. Most of the elected in recent times are responsible for thousands of innocent deaths.

>>513232693
I'm mostly wondering what happened to Trump from 2016.

>>513232740
http://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-country/nor/partner/usa
Fishfillets are a part of it actually. Note that Norway actually imports more from the US than vice versa, so I wonder how Trump will justify his tariffs this time.

>>513217138 (OP)
>be Alfred Nobel
>invent dynamite and gelignite
>give out peace prizes
Sounds about right.

Trump already gets dozens of jewish awards and “Goy of the Year” trophies

>>513217138 (OP)
Trump hasn't killed nearly enough civilians to earn that badge.

>>513233020
Years of people saying he was literally Satan while also having others basically worship him?
Got old?

>>513222027
>This is so outlandish it has to be fake, but with the orange pedophile king retard Ill believe it.
Bruh, he has been publicly bitching about not getting a Peace Prize for years. He's really butthurt they gave one to Obama.

Yeh well with that type of attitude TRUMP CANT HAVE IT. Nobel Pis Priz is only for good boys

>>513233020
You know what? The salmon I always buy does say product of Norway.

>>513232412
Explain yourselves, nords. Why are norwegians selecting an award named for a swede?

>>513217138 (OP)
I don't understand his raving desire for it.
He is the most powerful man on the planet, 2nd time around too. Is it because Obamna got it?

>>513232412
lmao didnt see that one coming

>>513222812
It is Than rather than then please learn your own language you mestizo filth.

>>513234342
Like much else concerning the Nobel Prizes, the reasons why Alfred Nobel picked the Norwegian Parliament to award the Peace Prize remain unclear. During Nobel's lifetime, Sweden and Norway were in a union, which the Norwegians reluctantly joined after the Swedes invaded their country in 1814. It's possible that Nobel thought Norway would be a more suitable location for a prize meant to encourage "fellowship among nations."

In other words, nobody knows.
Is apparently top secret.

>If Russia doesn't accept a cease fire, we will instill tariffs and make Russia suffer
The next day
>O-okay, we're talking about a peace treaty, might take time and no cease fire until then and we might have to accept that parts of Ukraine is now Russian
Why would Norway even care about threats from a paper tiger?

>>513234478
Probably because of Obama yes. I think its just certain people who are obsessed about stuff. At the end of the day, Trump is a celebrity. And they are not really logical or anything. Just extremely addicted about being in the spotlight and getting awards and shit. And this also goes for Trump if you ask me, regardless if he is the president.

>>513217313
He's trying to redpill everyone by being a fascist caricature of a president.

>>513230668
lmao American men can't even compete with niggers in their own country, let alone in nigger home turf

>>513222180
I want to see this happen. Somebody contact Sweden and tell them.

>>513227612
kjeften neger

>>513235573
It is already made. This is awaiting for Mister Trump <3

>>513217138 (OP)
notice how he mostly attacks white countries or at least countries whiter than 50% brown USA

>>513217138 (OP)
what you gonna do

>>513219441
Captain Norway, yes!

>>513234630
You're wrong, dumbass. He's stating a chronological order.

>>513217138 (OP)
This totally happened. 100% serious.

>>513217138 (OP)
They should just give him a fake one made of gold plated tungsten, just placate the whiny pissy baby.

>>513217138 (OP)
>jewish plant demands the jewish prize.

>>513234630
lmfao retard

>>513217313
did you know they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?

>>513242012
Wokeness has gone TOO FAR.

>>513217138 (OP)
https://youtu.be/WNxHUfGc3gE