>>513219936 (OP) >be home owner >go on vacation >come home only to be locked out by squatter >obviously the fag is on drugs >buy big pig from farmer >get him used to human blood >don't feed the pig for a few days while keeping him caged up in the back of camper >buy primo phent from random spic at taco bell >make a peace offering to squatter >he takes the phent and becomes a phent zombie >breakin and let mr pig into my home >lock the doors and far away for a few days >come back >squatter is now a big pile of pig shit, bones and all
problem solved
>>513220592
seems messy, just go in at 11am when the squatter is fast asleep and smother him with a pillow and leave him under an overpass 2 towns over. nobody will dare disturb what appears to be a sleeping bum because they are sacred heros apparently
>>513220210 >use your second amendment rights >get shot to death by police, ruled justified killing
2A nuts in this day and age are either NRA stooges, delusional or gun collectors who want an excuse to own shit
>>513220952
I mean you're method is fine and less risky and indeed not messy, but mine is a deep insult. What could be more insulting than going from living, breathing man to a steaming pile of shit?
>>513221168 >1st was acquitted
After being kidnapped by cops and threatened with being locked in a cage for his heroic actions >2nd made mistakes
The only mistake Kyle made was trusting that doing the right thing would result in good things happening to you.