Thread 513224352

What would /pol/ do as batman?

>>513224352 (OP)
start killing the bad guys

>>513224352 (OP)
I have never seen such an Indian tier thread. Low iq in nature, descended from the boomers who shared it on his Facebook feed and shat out on a forum that does not deserve it

>>513224352 (OP)
the first thing? the gook chink pulls its fucking vehicle into traffic without looking, or stopping, or slowing down, at all.. the gook chink, would be batman's priority, literally out the gate.. he can't leave the fucking bat cave.. without diving out the way, of another gook fucking chink!!!!!! so fuck this job anyway then.. you're not interested in fighting crime, or espionage, or the invasion.. they knock on the driver side window selling you flowers while the state encarcerates you briefly at the light.. you can't even get the fuck out of here!!!, whether you're batman or bruce wayne or dick grayson or the god damn chief of police.

have a batwank

>>513224352 (OP)
Kill Joker, then hang out being a rich guy

>>513224352 (OP)
Wear my mask, with no clothes on, and fly across the city with the rope springs to dab on the walkers

>>513224587
this

and danna dann danna batman, batman
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>>513224352 (OP)
Obviously use my wealth and power to gain political power, as Batman use my detective skills to uncover corpotion in the government and expose it as poltician Bruce Wayne

>>513224352 (OP)
post vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

Fuck Robin and Catwoman

>>513225977
after you kill some of the bad guys, right? that would be like blowing off some steam at the end of a long day?

beer, wank, cry, wank, beer, beer, drive batmobile

>>513226086
Oh yeah, I’d kill Joker for sure. Batman’s really caused a lot of death by letting that clown out all the time

>>513224352 (OP)
Wake up and prioritize Israel

>>513224352 (OP)
kill all jeets in gotham

>>513224352 (OP)
Bryce Wayne is loaded as fuck, pretty much bezos levels of rich.
I would buy a Bugatti, drive to the ghetto and burn it on a corner while I see niggers hoot and howler over it.
Shit would so cash

Probably next day at the same just to drive the message clear

>>513224487
batman doesnt like killing like spiderman hes a pussy

>>513224352 (OP)
kill myself

>>513226607
>caring to impress niggers
you are a mental nigger yourself

Call up Robin and pound his booty for a while before hitting the streets of gotham, unwashed and reeking of bussy fluids

>>513224352 (OP)
I get up and tell Alfred to get the video camera and the tripod. Then I record myself and Alfred tag teaming robin’s boussy.

>>513224352 (OP)
Have the sexo with harley

>>513224352 (OP)
Contact Zatanna, Dr. Fate. Or some other hero to fucking help me

>>513224352 (OP)
>Open orphanage
>sell the bussy to rich democrats
>keep the cunny for myself
UHH BASED?!

>be bruce wayne
>richest man in gotham
>7ft tall
>7 figures
>full hairline
>manly voice
>psycho triad
>the whole shebang

>still can't get a wife
>mfw

>>513224352 (OP)
>>513224487
>>513224587
>>513225524
>>513225716

This is now a spiderman thread!

high end hookers. i wouldn't even do batman stuff just bruce wayne shenanigan's. hopefully robin or nightwing can take care of things

oh and fuck catwoman that's the only time i would wear the costume

>>513224352 (OP)

1. Appear at children's hospital

2. Big fat kid says "You're not Batman! You're just some dude in a costume"

3. Turn towards big fat kid

4. Glare

5. "Hey, kid"

6. "Yeah?"

7. "What do you think Batman is?"

8. Later fly around in Batwing and that stall in front of the moon as a flex

9. Fly back to Batcave

10. Go back to sleep

Sell all my things to live on an island far away where I can take drugs to speak to me parents in transcendental states.

>>513224352 (OP)
go back to sleep

>>513224352 (OP)
Hire a hooker.
I just can't justify spending any amount of money for sex, with how much I have. Which isn't a bad amount, upper middle class.
But, with Bruce Wayne money... I'd get a whore.

>>513224352 (OP)
retire in japan
maybe setup a 'secret underground auschwitz but for indians' pet project

>>513224352 (OP)
Go back to sleep. Fuck this nigger world.

>>513224352 (OP)
I start blowing the Wayne fortune on straight bullshit

>>513226624
could i be shadowhawk then? he's basically like a batman ripoff, but i believe he'd go around paralyzing and killing the bad guys

>>513224352 (OP)
Probably genocide everybody in India. Streetshitting curry nigger.

>>513228196
>batman vs the nation of india
i'd probably watch that movie

Buy crypto

>>513224352 (OP)
I would call Obama and we would do vigilante justice together

I would start terrorizing all Jews at night

>>513224352 (OP)
Genocide jeets to save the city

>>513224352 (OP)
You know batman would be well within the lore to find illegals and beat the shit out of them for breaking the law, right?

>>513224352 (OP)
move all of his money to my real account and then kill myself in the middle of sex

>>513224352 (OP)
build the batjeetannihilator and drive jeets to extinction

>>513224352 (OP)
Go back to sleep and wake up as clark kent the billionaire.

>>513224352 (OP)
punch the Orangeman and lock him in arkham

>>513224352 (OP)
Create a bioweapon to eradicate every shitjeet in the universe

>>513224352 (OP)
Kill niggers

Wake up, spend day buying a rural property and away from that shit hole city, pack and leave!

In today's age I would have starlink, drones, chickens and pick my deliveries up with a drone to resupply, avoid civilization.

Spend my days in a country home, with occasional trips to Cozy and Wholesome places, like rivers, mountains, cheesy but fun monuments, museums...

Not waste my time with saving the world that is eternally shit and will eternally be shit, but rather use my resources to relax.

Anonymously I may still larp as a hero, I may chose random families in need to provide a home to their name, years worth of supplies, education.funds...

>>513224352 (OP)
Go fuck Catwoman, obviously...

Actually kill my rogues gallery.

>>513224352 (OP)
Probably have a panic attack stress out about anything and everything because I've suddenly found myself in the body of the owner of a major corporation and a famous vigilante and have no idea how to do either of those jobs

>>513224352 (OP)
> watch anime
> masturbate
> post racist memes on wayne enterprises inc official website

>>513224352 (OP)
Engineer a virus that affects any non-Euro DNA. Ideally, it would make it affect the anus so you couldn’t shit. I feel like the irony of a billion jeets not-shitting themselves to death would be funny. It would give us all a couple week head start with the street cleanup, too.

>>513224352 (OP)
Look in the mirror and say "I'M BATMAN"

>>513231103
take off the mask, look in the mirror again and say "I'M BATEMAN"

>>513224352 (OP)
I would ask alfred to shitpost on /pol/ for me while I slide down the batpole all day.

>>513224352 (OP)
Kill Joker

>>513224352 (OP)
>What would /pol/ do as batman?
Beat up poor people and put them in the hospital. You don't realize how fucked up Batman is as a kid until you really think about it as an adult.
Batman is a billionaire or multimillionaire. Not only that but he's extremely socially influential. He comes from a family with a good reputation among the elite. What does he decide to do with his time, money and power? He illegally mass surveils poor people in the ghetto, then goes and beats the shit out of them when they step out of line.
Think of all the good he could do if he wasn't obsessed with scaring people and beating the shit out of people. Here's all the things he could be doing:
-Opening orphanages, so that young kids never get into the life of crime to begin with.
-Build free housing.
-Build drug rehabilitation centers and pay for people to stay there.
-Build homeless shelters.
-Provide people with free education.
-Fund outreach workers
-Donate to hospitals (to pay for all the people that he put in there).
This would do so much more to solving crime. People only commit crimes out of desperation.
What does he do instead? He stalks and beats the shit out of poor people. Batman is a fucking psycho.

>>513227195
>>513224352 (OP)
I fucking hate capeshit so God damn much.
Sage all fucking fields go back to /TV/ containment capeshit threads

>>513227195
You don't realize how fucked up Spiderman is as a kid until you really think about it as an adult.
Peter Parker is a kid from Brooklyn who grew up in a rough neighborhood. He's given superhuman powers. What does he decide to do with these superhuman powers? Defend the rich from retribution. Everyone hates the banks, yet people all love Spiderman, who defends them FOR FREE.
Your house got foreclosed on in the housing crisis of '08 and you're out in the street so you decide to take the fight to the bankers, but wait a second, Spiderman (super soldier defenseman of the bank) is there to prevent you from doing those poor innocent bankers any harm.
Oscorp sold you some bad vaccines that maimed your mother, so you decide to take the fight to Oscorp. What you forgot is that Spiderman is there to beat the shit out of you and tie you up.
You decide to have a Christmas gathering during lockdowns, the police show up and start roughing you up, you fight back. In comes Spiderman to break all your arms and legs.
The president decides to go to war with Durkadurkastan, you take to the streets to protest. Things get a little heated and the national guard is called. But wait, Spiderman is there to save the day by giving you a concussion.
Your daughter needs urgent medical care so out of desperation you decide to rob a convenience store. On your way out, Spiderman, vigilante super freak decides to string you up to a light post.
You need a little bit more funding to complete your device that will provide FREE ENERGY to THE ENTIRE WORLD. All you need to do is rob a bank. Too bad. Not on Spiderman's watch.
Your crazy bitch wife has started another argument, she runs out into the street in the most dangerous part of town. You grab her and try to calm her down. She screams. Spiderman hears this from across the city with his spider sense, swoops in just in the nick of time to give you severe internal bleeding from his beatdown.
Spiderman is a bootlicking sycophant.

>>513224352 (OP)
>your entire tribe wore masks and got vaccines like a slave race for 2 years
>you are subjugated by an elite caste who hate you
>wasting your life online talking about Batman
The entire white race deserves its violent rape and genocide
(You) are all worthless vaccinated NPC idiots. Impotent flaccid and domesticated
Every single one of you

>>513233482
>vaccinated consumer ranting about Jewish entertainment
You are lost, mind completely broken
Put your mask back on you worthless idiot NPC

>>513224352 (OP)
Make sure I don't have a bat dick.