Thread 513224778

I have decided to become a Christian after being an atheist my whole life. Not because I really believe it but because it annoys a certain type of people that deserve to be fucked with. Outside of this thread I will act as if I really believe it and you will never be able to tell the difference.

This is what it means to be a real 4chan dweller, the original frog, the agent of chaos. Your inability to comprehend my motives makes me die of laughter. Make Charlemagne great again.

>>513224778 (OP)
Based

>>513224778 (OP)
>We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. (Kurt Vonnegut)

>>513224778 (OP)
based

>>513226187
NPNW threads - meme goldmine

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/460614733
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/443055037
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/446577059
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/446721938
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/450704793
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/452136013
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/452251327
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/452889492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/452894541
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/453566463
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/454373802
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/455196763
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/455995281
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/457599737
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/458350985
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/459861184
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/460614733

>because it annoys a certain type of people
Gayfaggots really annoy me. Are you going to start sucking dick now?

>>513224778 (OP)
>Charlemagne
There has never been in history an event by christians against jews as Charlemagne did to the pagans, beheading them for refusing to suck jew dick.

>>513224778 (OP)
Pursue your destiny.

>>513224778 (OP)
i did this too and then shortly after my belief was legitimate after getting into philosophy and apologetics to make my larp stronger.

>>513224778 (OP)
Yeah this is >98% of young guys posting christpill memes, congrats on figuring out the thing

>>513224778 (OP)
Christianity has been koshered and secularized very hard and you have to look hard to actually find it

>>513224778 (OP)
If you don't agree with ACIM, you're no Christian at all.

> muh agent of chaos
> teehee so silly

touch a woman doofus

>>513224778 (OP)
Based. Good decision, Anon. Ignore the kvetching and inevitable anti-Christian spam.
Spiritual pushback comes part and parcel with someone getting closer to God. Christ is KING of kings and LORD of Lords.

if you're not married you're not a Christian

>>513224778 (OP)
>you will never be able to tell the difference
I will be there on Judgment Day.

>>513224778 (OP)
Jesus wasn't even a real person, you dummy

>pic related

>>513231097
Oh I didn’t read all the OP. I thought he was being legit. Too bad, he still has time to realize the truth though. It’s not a game.

>>513231218
He’s literally the most well-known figure throughout human history, to the extent that we even base the calendar around His life , resurrection and Name.

>>513231303
>He’s literally the most well-known figure throughout human history,
Yeah, so are Superman and Darth Vader, those guys weren't real either

>>513231246
I do that sometimes too.
Something about this electronic battlefield makes one prone to not read as quick as you think you do.
Using a greyscale extension on your bowser helps, but I don't like it full time. Takes too much of the edge off.

>>513231218
Look at that honking kike nose

>>513231449
So, are you bot or moron?

>>513231505
Yeah Carrier isn't a kike, though, despite all outward appearances

>>513224778 (OP)
Praying you will believe for real as your research to blend in for trolling ends up convincing you.

>>513231545
>So, are you bot or moron?
Are you an actual kike, or did you just get groomed by the local rabbi when you were young?

>>513231754
Bot.
Check.

Do they let you do anything else that you think of, or are you restricted to this battle space?

>>513231881
>Do they let you do anything else that you think of, or are you restricted to this battle space?
Have you ever wondered why none of Paul's epistles ever mention a historical Jesus?

>>513232123
>Have you ever wondered why none of Paul's epistles ever mention a historical Jesus?
No.
I read them instead.

REMEMBER ANONS:
THE REAL WW3 IS THE WAR FOR YOUR MINDS.

>>513232228
>I read them instead.
You read all 13 "Pauline" "epistles" without wondering about a single thing? Not a single thought crossed your head at all?

>>513232123
Galatians 3:1, 4:4, 1 Cor 2:8, etc

>>513232393
>Galatians 3:1
That's a vision, not a description of a historical event, you retard. It's not even the fault of the (((translation))), it says right there PORTRAYED.
>Galatians 4:4
Yeah this time it IS the fault of the translation, which usually includes the word "born", but that word does not appear in the Greek.
>1 Cor 2:8
The "rulers of this age" are the Archons, not human beings, you dimwit. Fucking hell, didn't you learn anything in Sunday school, or did you spend the whole time jacking off in the corner?

>>513232626
>1 Cor 2:8
>Galatians 3:1
brought these up to show paul making reference to the historical event of the crucifixion that historically happened in history to the historical Jesus.
>Galatians 4:4
how would you render the verse if not "born of a woman?"
it's a standard way in greek to describe someone being born or entering the world.
see:
https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0109%3Acard%3D510#:~:text=%E1%BC%BC%CF%89%CE%BD%0A%0A%CF%83%E1%BD%B8%CE%BD%20%CE%B3%CE%B5%CE%B3%E1%BF%B6%CF%84%E1%BE%BD%2C%20%E1%BC%A2%20%CE%B4%E1%BF%B6%CF%81%CE%BF%CE%BD%20%E1%BC%84%CE%BB%CE%BB%CF%89%CF%82%3B

>>513224778 (OP)
Congratulations, OP. Walk with Jesus. Get closer to God.

>>513231643
Right. Sure looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.