Thread 513236722

>372 debates
>0 losses
>lefties seethe
>nazoids seethe
>terminally online
>tfw wife dances with a bull on stream
>"no worries, people dance sometimes"
>staring dead into the monitor
>tfw wife leaves me for a BBC bull
>told me she was tired of years of me sperging about rightoids
>"it just proves women are easy if you play your cards right you virgin incel chuds"
>mfw my wife cucks me

>mom gets brainwashed by fox news, starts dating a qanon muscular chud
>"steven, youre the real racist"
>unironically scream at her
>mom replaces childhood photos with trump memes
>new stepdad is jacked trucker from kentucky
>calls me "liberal manchild" unironically
>use my debate skills against him
>he beats my ass
>appear on stream with black eye
>chat spams "pepega L"
>mfw my mom cucked me

>go on vacation to clear my mind
>lock my son in his room with my mom
>neglect him to do LSD in Miami
>do enough coke to kill a horse, fuck fuentes raw
>while pounding a hooker with my 4 incher, i get a text
>"dad why dont you love me?" annoying fucking kid
>"youre the basedjak, im the chad, im busy right now chud"
>look through his search history
>find out he browsed 4chan and some site called onions party
>fly back over ASAP and beat that alt-right shit out of him
>he cries
>my mom scolds me
>she adopts him
>fight for custody on a live court case
>find out my son is a nazi, have no clue how
>lose
>every commentary youtuber is humiliating me online
>he posts "TKD" in my discord
>it gets raided
>ban him from my stream
>mfw my son cucked me for hitler

>defend CP as a "thought experiment" on twitter
>ratioed into oblivion
>become lolcow
>streams now just me malding at 200 viewers, down 10k
>lose millions gambling on memecoins and stake.com
>therapist diagnoses me with sociopathy
>try to debate her, she terminates the session
>no friends, family, or money
>chat's spamming 'L' again
>last tweet "gonna debate god irl"
>shoot myself on stream
>mfw i end up on a r/Destiny meme titled "FATALITY"

Destiny has sucked OP's dick.

No one cares about your onlyfans. buy an ad

>>513236722 (OP)
kek. have a (You)

>>513236722 (OP)
immm cooooooooooooooming, stop sucking my dick steeeeeevennnnn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

Gemerald

>>513236722 (OP)
hasan calls him sex pestiny

>>513236722 (OP)
But did he manage to retake Erebor and retrieve the Arkenstone?

He has never seen the head of his own penis. You're not a man if you have never seen your own knob.

>try to hitch my wagon to democrats at the exact time the controlled opposition party implodes
>try to debate an actual academic in order to do genocide denial because that’s the party line, make a fool of myself and shred any credibility with the left
>can’t stop sharing my homemade gooner material and nudes from groomed fans so suddenly I’m known as the sex pest who freaked with a neonazi femboy
>already outed and too toxic to touch before even getting into the political establishment
>meanwhile the entire liberal media establishment is sending reporters on pilgrimage to comrade Piker’s socialist mansion to try to scrape off some of his legitimacy and popularity
>my career is over and that guy is so hot right now
I never even dared to dream that Destiny would get so much of the justice he deserves

Can't find Israel on the map called our President Erdoğan an Israeli MP.
Lost against Nick popular support on the left because Israel

oh no i cooooooooooooooooomed
steven your mouth is dripping cooom clean yourself

man i remember when he just played starcraft and was funny. this the darkest timeline surely