Thread 513241533

damn bitch you live like this

>>513241533 (OP)
He's a millionaire, he chooses to live like this out of humility.

>>513241533 (OP)
glow niggers will give him some dumb chronic illness eventually

>>513241533 (OP)
why the fuck do people watch that degenerate? look at his hair!

>>513241665
>ill live like an indian instead of ascetically!

>>513241533 (OP)
Gamers are spiritually Indian

>>513241665
stare into this until you have a vision please

>>513241533 (OP)
i'm pretty sure this is just an old /r9k/ room

>>513241665
humility doesnt mean living in a garbage dump

>>513241533 (OP)
He is the most obvious case of clinical ADHD I’ve ever seen and an actual case study for why it absolutely does exist. He hits a lot of common symptoms, one of which is executive dysfunction, as in never organized and never cleans.

>>513241533 (OP)
How does this remind you of India? Do you have the curry brain virus saar? How much curry did you make last month?

>>513241955
Ask Diogenes.

>>513242569
he lived in the streets dumbass

He's larping as a caveman, that's why he only eats steaks

>>513241533 (OP)
Picrel explains everything.

>>513241533 (OP)
No because the cockroaches would eat te poop

>>513242637
He lived in a pot, he lived in squalor. .

>>513241665
>humility is having millions of dollars and living in trash eating fast food all day
Interesting, I mean I've known for a long time now that cluster-b's have completely destroyed the world with their objective insanity but I didn't realize how much they tie themselves up in knots trying to protect their own. It really isn't mental illness, its a conscious evil.

>>513242231
it's a dirty pile of shit, pretty obvious Ranjesh.

>>513241665
Hire a decent looking maid for fuck's sake. It is not that expensive for a man making bucks.
Decent looking, is just a better experience.

>>513241533 (OP)
Wtf does he do with his money? He’s too lazy to spend it isn’t he

>>513242231
Fucking bloody garbage bastard garbage bloody fucking garbage bastard bloody

>Looks like a basement dweller
>Lives like a basement dweller
>Probably is a basement dweller

>>513241665
he doesn't live there and you are retarded if you actually believe streamer marketing.

he even left his stream on once and didn't return for 24hrs what you think he was downstairs in that shit heap entertaining himself? That house is his office and he rents a place with his gf who you can also see if you watch any irl stream where emiru tries to get him out to events and he brings along various chicks usually small asian hos that look onlyfans tier

>>513241533 (OP)
he doesn't shit on the ground like an animal, he doesn't eat literal shit and he doesn't put his hands in the food he's cooking
already 3 tiers better than jeets

>>513243576
He's one bad day away from it.

>>513241533 (OP)
he doesn't live like that retards.
It's a meme.
he'd be fat and sick

>>513241533 (OP)
oh yea, i remember one time i got a scam call from asmongold. he wanted itune gift cards.

>>513241533 (OP)
You are the one becoming Indian-y. If you see a messy dudes room and think of India. It's already too late.

>>513243922
>it's a joke guys i'm only pretending to be retarded
is this what is funny to parasocial fags?

>>513241533 (OP)
This faggot is a kike shill that probably has CP they are blackmailing him with. He's advocating for mass censorship of the internet and is now shilling that roblox isn't doing enough to protect kids, wonder why.
Hopefully the mold in his house kills him sooner rather than later.

>>513241533 (OP)
Who do you think his fans are? He’s part of the judeo-Hindu republican pivot

>>513244353
>judeo-Hindu republican pivot
That shit doesn't even sound real!

>>513243922
yep
people don't realize how rich he is, at least $100m.
his brand though is 'neet gamer using everyday man common sense' but he hasn't lived there since highschool and drops various hints abour this.

>>513241666
>trips
>Newfags dont give any appreciation anymore
Zack will be shot with a heart attack syringe during his 30 min daily walks he takes by himself

>>513244564
you are indian

>>513245014
sure, anon anything you say!

>>513242862
that sounds way better than OPs pic

>>513241533 (OP)
>Asmon(((gold))) is jewish
Indians are trained by jews, which is why both groups are unwanted in the first world

>>513241533 (OP)
That’s fucking disgusting.

>>513245408
>(((Nepotism)))
HONK

>>513245408
>>513245438
>(((Styx))) is also jewish
The goyim know

>>513244871
Oh. Yeah that’s a set more or less then. He’s not living like that.

There's an antire generation of worthless children growing up listening to asmongold for life advice.

The son of a crackhead mother with a father thats 20 times the man that he is. A Racist goblin that played wow for like 4 years of playtime and 20 years IRL.

As if americans were not able to fall any lower. Russia good btw, Dysney and good ethics bad btw, kill children and mexicans because russia good and black people good really good, funny nigro says something and asmon laughs.

>>513244898
and blamed on the vaccine im sure.

>>513245408
>jew thread

>>513241533 (OP)
This is a set piece to make himself relatable.
The outside of the room is clean and tidy.

>>513245408
He's obviously germanic and european, you can tell by the beady eyes and the same morals that europeans have /s

>>513241533 (OP)
Poor white trash, and if that ain't country I'll kiss your ass.

>>513245516
He's prob got at least 2-3 armed guards downstairs everytime he streams too that's why no clout streamers show up to his house to cause shit even though everyone knows where that house is.

I don't hate asmongold or anything just sayin he's clearly playing a character when he's Michael Jackson rich

>>513241533 (OP)
He’s an idiot a good 50-70% of the time. His most recent “L” was whining about people having the freedom to buy in-game currency on Roblox. Guy thinks he is parenting your kids.

>>513243446
Imagine living in such filth that leaving it for 24 hours is a news story.

>>513241533 (OP)
What's so pathetic is that he's a millionaire.
He can pay a house keeper to come over and clean up all that shit. He doesn't have to lift a finger.

>>513245741
He's just trying to shill for government censorship of the internet to "protect kids". He was even trying to whine about being able to google anime loli, which hasn't been a thing for years unless you get specific.

>>513241665
Based!

>>513241533 (OP)
No, jeets throw trash all over common spaces. That's his private dwelling, he can hoard as much trash as he wants.

>>513241533 (OP)
no, indians would throw it all over the window. moron could stackt he empty cups and lids, cans fit inside the cup if crushed too

>>513246395
>>513246402
I like how the mexican version of the chatgpt bot is not nearly as racist or agressive as the mutt one. Big AI W o algo

>>513241533 (OP)
we should denaturalize this vindaloozer and deport his unwashed ass to Brampton

>>513246075
Yeah, I’m sure he also supports those idiots who thought Roblox was a good place to set up pedophile sting operations and pose as underage children.
Roblox has released an entire tranch of updates for children’s safety and privacy. The platform is pretty locked down now. They also added the ability to block specific games. Since I’m actually a real parent and monitor my children’s accounts and play alongside them as well as teach them how to manage their allowances of Roblox premium, I would appreciate it if people like Asmon would fuck oft and have children of their own that they worry about instead of worrying about mine.

>>513241533 (OP)
Chudders really thought “clean your room” was a path to salvation.

They never understood it was a setup from the start. Cleaning your desk is achievable. It gives a sense of order, control, a little win. But the room? That’s the whole world. It’s infinite regression: once you think it’s clean, you notice the dust behind the radiator, the wires under the bed, the junk drawer you’ll never conquer.

And when the impossible task crushes you long enough, you stop aspiring to change. You retreat, rationalize, tell yourself the trash heap is a kind of freedom.

Peterson himself was the clincher. The benzo addiction, the photos of his own chaotic desk, the hideous carpet, the clownish suits. That wasn’t hypocrisy. It was demonstration. If even the master can’t live up to "clean your room", then the standard was never attainable in the first place.

That’s how the psyop advanced to stage two. As Peterson crumbled, the disciples were conditioned for the next figure: Asmongold. Not a rejection, but the logical continuation: authenticity through squalor. The digital Diogenes, surrounded by cans, becomes not shameful but aspirational.

"Clean your room" was never about cleanliness. It was about breaking you down until you accepted Asmongoldness as the only honest way of being.

>>513241665
>>513247845

>checks flag
>checks method

Simple as. Are you recruiting ?

>>513241533 (OP)
What's Indian about this? This looks very American lol

>>513245741
He also supported, then opposed internet ID cards and then changed his mind because most of his viewers are also against them

>>513241665
Its fine to be financially independent and live simply and humbly, i know many who do. But they dont let garbage pile up to the ceiling nor live with rising damp and rotting floorboards.
He has a mental illness and is enabled by idiots on the internet egging him on to continue his self-destructive behaviour for their own entertainment. Many such cases.

>>513243446
i don't know a lot about him but i was watching random cooking videos awhile back and one of the recommended was a chef reacting to some '1 dollar steak' video of his. 10 seconds into the video the chef is like 'well he has a decent pan at least' the pan was ~600 usd.
based on that i figured his schtick was grubby neet gamer but didn't actually live like that.

>>513248426
he did at one point live like that when he was 17 but there's obv clues why he no longer does like arriving everyday to stream with a giant takeout, never getting delivery and saying he gets drivethru (again) after the stream, his room being entirely highschool clothes when emiru and tectone went there with none of his usual clothes (he never wears the white shirt in public), and of course he dates very high priced/maintenance onlyfans tier chicks and none of them would go back to that house no matter how rich even Emiru is terrified of that place.

Not to mention he talks endlessly about branding and image etc when giving advice to other streamers.

>>513241533 (OP)
Yes our consummate losers are almost as bad as indians
At least the mess is kept inside

>>513248802
Also Asmongold slips sometimes revealing the fancy degree he got or partial degree whenever he argues discrete math logic with his chat when blowing out some faulty logic arguments they send him to react to

>>513241533 (OP)
No it's not tied to any race, stop being hateful and backwards and savage.

>>513241533 (OP)
Seems based for a millionaire. If he was a poor dick suck like OP, then it would be embarrassing.

It's like if OP, a poor lazy cunt, were to go down town without any pants we know he was too lazy and probably crazy to be bothered. Lock the puke up. But if based chad Asmon here, a millionaire, descided not to wear pants, we know he is just an essentric millionaire, isnt he a wild and wacky guy, ahhh, Asmon, he's at it again!

>>513241665
Saint Asmon

>>513241533 (OP)
indian wouldnt be able to afford two monitors doe

>>513241665
Money can't buy dignity

does this fucker ever drink water?

>>513241533 (OP)
>dry trash
>platic packages
>junk food boxes
>soda cups
nah man, you can complain about rats and roaches all you want, but pajets literally shit themselves, it's shit we're talking about, stinky, sticky, steaming shit rigth outta their asses

my room is a trash heap to
dirty sweaty clothes everywhere and thik layer of cmoldy dust, igarette ash and dog hair all over the place
let the man be contempt, he's happy among his cozy trash heap

>>513249199
It’s a manufactured persona to relate to his audience who really live like that and make more money.

Dude dates online onlyfans prostitutes and lives in a pent house IRL, he’s the most unauthentic streamer there is.

His whole streamer person shtick is being a neet gamer loser living in a roach infested house.

>>513241533 (OP)
eceleb shill thread

>>513249626
Yes, yes and yes but if you carefully listen to him he's not inauthentic he always says he doesn't "own" some Hugh Hefner mansion but we all know he likely*rents*one in downtown Austin.

He has elite private security too noone will catch him slipping, look for correlation in irl asmon streams he enters restaurant and guy magically follows but walks off to side of room. When asmon leaves guy follows. These are expensive ex military tier private sec that basically everyone rich must have with cartel kidnappers running around Texas. Sorry I just noooyice this stuff because security is my bag

>>513241533 (OP)
Clean your room

Imagine the smell. I bet her marries an Indian braphog soon.