Thread 513242391

List of countries that have defeated the UK

United States of America – 1776 (Declaration of Independence; recognized 1783, Treaty of Paris).
Bahamas – 1973
Barbados – 1966
Belize (British Honduras) – 1981
Canada – Confederation 1867; full sovereignty 1982 (Canada Act).
Dominica – 1978
Grenada – 1974
Guyana (British Guiana) – 1966
Jamaica – 1962
Saint Kitts and Nevis – 1983
Saint Lucia – 1979
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines – 1979
Triniad and Tobago – 1962
Botswana (Bechuanaland) – 1966
Egypt – 1922 (partial independence), 1952 revolution, 1956 Suez withdrawal.
Gambia – 1965
Ghana (Gold Coast) – 1957
Kenya – 1963
Lesotho (Basutoland) – 1966
Libya – 1951 (UN mandate ended)
Malawi (Nyasaland) – 1964
Mauritius – 1968
Nigeria – 1960
Seychelles – 1976
Sierra Leone – 1961
Somalia (British Somaliland) – 1960 (merged with Italian Somaliland)
South Africa (Union, dominion) – 1910; full legislative independence 1931; left Commonwealth 1961.
Sudan – 1956 (joint Anglo-Egyptian rule ended).
Swaziland (Eswatini) – 1968
Tanzania (Tanganyika + Zanzibar) – 1961/1963, union 1964.
Uganda – 1962
Zambia (Northern Rhodesia) – 1964
Zimbabwe (Southern Rhodesia) – 1980 (after Unilateral Declaration of Independence 1965).
Afghanistan – 1919 (after Anglo-Afghan Wars).
Bahrain – 1971
Bangladesh – 1971 (via Pakistan’s independence 1947).
Brunei – 1984
Burma (Myanmar) – 1948
Cyprus – 1960

India – 1947 (partition into India & Pakistan).

Iraq – 1932 (League of Nations mandate ended).
Palestine Mandate) – 1948
Jordan (Transjordan) – 1946
Kuwait – 1961
Malaysia (Malaya, North Borneo, Sarawak, Singapore) – Malaya 1957; Malaysia federation 1963; Singapore independent 1965.
Maldives – 1965

Oman – Protectorate ended 1951
Pakistan – 1947
Qatar – 1971
Sri Lanka (Ceylon) – 1948
United Arab Emirates (Trucial States) – 1971
Yemen (Aden Protectorate / South Yemen) – 1967
Ireland – Irish Free State 1922 (Republic formally 1949).
Malta – 1964
CypruS – 1960 (already listed under Asia but Mediterranean link).
Australia – 1901 federation; full sovereignty 1986 (Australia Act).
Fiji – 1970
Kiribati (Gilbert Islands) – 1979
Nauru – 1968 (jointly with Australia & NZ).
New Zealand – Dominion 1907; full sovereignty 1947 (Statute of Westminster adoption).
Papua New Guinea – 1975
Solomon Islands – 1978
Tonga – 1970 (protectorate ended)
Tuvalu (Ellice Islands) – 1978
Vanuatu (New Hebrides, joint with France) – 1980

Now some people might say they won these places first but not really, they just kind of snuck in in many cases, no real victory to speak of so to speak, but very definite defeats

Also i didnt even include all their historical defeats

Even the times they won they technically lost

eg. The French Indian war late 1700s, they won through sheer numbers, but tactically speaking it was a French win.

Like if it was a football match it would have been France playing brilliantly and then them fluking it at last minute

Most of their so called victories are like this

Also note the kind of countries they lost to, often militarily

Countries with no actual armies, a handful of inhabitants and militaries that still use bows and arrows

Ireland being one such example, tiny population, drunk most of the time, no real army...and they lost yet again

Now they are ironically a colony of Pakistan which serves them right

>>513242391 (OP)
>>513242418
>>513242773
have mercy, Sheamus
its already dead

>>513242391 (OP)
Nope owns us republcianism and is anglicaned up

>>513242773
Almost all of that list were independence movements that Britain simply left those countries to run themselves with a political and ruling class that were trained by Britain and in most cases were all Freemasonic, including Ireland, which is why you got "independence" in 1922 (#22 is Master Builder degree) and has a masonic national flag.
As far as wars go, we have no equals in Europe. We have the best fighting record of any country while you have the worst. You literally think you've been under seige from England for 800 years, when it that entire time there were a few decades of low level warfare and Irish getting btfo'd every time.
But carry on embarrassing yourself with such ridiculously insecure threads, highlighting how much you think about us while we don't think about you at all.

>>513243700

the list speaks for itself.

>muh empire

No, your not like the Roman empire or those actual empires that lasted more than a few years.

Snuck in through trade agreements and tribal aliences

As soon as those countries realized they where being occupied they defeated you, and most had no military which boggles the mind

You had the biggest most advanced army on earth and where defeated by literal spear throwers time and time and time again

HOW ?

Even Ireland, which im not proud of btw its a shit country, managed to beat you. Malnourished halfwits, hobbits with antique rifles, managed to beat you

No wonder you are now just another part of the islamic calaphate

>>513242391 (OP)
Bump

>>513243700

Furthermore

To emphaize the point, how do you loose to fucking Tonga with such a massive and advanced military ?

HOW ?

Does anybody even live there ?

You even lost to countries that had no inhabitents ffs

>>513242391 (OP)
Put down the guinness and off to bed lad

Think we can't tell you're an Indian?

>>513242391 (OP)
This is what they want you to believe. Them sneaky kikes still hold their colonies by the balls.

>>513244543
OP is a filthy shitskin KEK

Remember when you were a kid and you read about how great America and the British empire was? I miss those days.

>>513245243
Fuck the British empire, they’re the OG enemy.

>Pax Britannica
>Conquer 1/4 of the planet and rule undisputed for 100 years
>Kickstart the modern world
>Culture so widespread as to be ubiquitous
>Entire planet compelled to learn your language for centuries to come
>Give most colonial possessions back without a fight because you are nice like that
Britain is the world's protagonist.

>>513245615
Dude, realistically you haven’t created a single stable country.
The only one is US and that’s because we went our own way - without bri’ish faggotry.

>>513242391 (OP)

I don't care for the opinion of blacks who live under tricolor lefty flags.

>>513243700
>>513244352
In all seriousness, why didn't Ireland contribute quality soldiers like Scottish Highlanders instead of crying and accomplishing nothing in their pathetic existence martially speaking? You could have had legacy.

>>513246083
You are a dumb nigger. The most successful colonies in the world are all British and settled by Anglos. Nobody else even came close.

>>513246083
>Australia, New Zealand, Canada (A G7 member), etc aren't stable
Man, that's crazy. Did a civil war magically start in them or something or is it just you seething because of trannies or something

>>513245390

They are literally YOU. You were just manipulated by left wing violent revolutionaries who conspired with Jew bankers and the French and Spanish (both non whites) to rebel during an opportune moment which led to your women and children being stolen en masse by Barbary pirates and sold as sex slaves.

Assuming you're white, which is probably where my error is, you are as English as I am, through and through. Reject your left wing programming and wake up.

>>513245615

>Makes a map showing all the countries that defeated them and thinks its something to be proud of
>''we gave those countries away to be nice''. no they defeated you.
>you lost to countries that had naked warriors with blowguns
>you lost to various uninhabited territories
>''we made civilization'' - No the industrial revolution was a mistake, things where better during the middle ages, your position is based on crude economic reductionism

>>513246189
>>513246167
What? Nigger, all Anglo speaking countries that have chuck as their monarch are shitholes. Go ahead and refute it.

>>513246217
Dude, the British empire got btfo so hard by America that they had to crawl back to their island and hide their empire behind muh commonwealth. Fucking pathetic weasels.

the whole premise of UKists is false

>we didnt loose to all those countries we won them and then gave them away to be nice

Its like saying you won by picking a fight with someone and then when they btfo you say ''we let them win''

this it the logic of the britbong, child of THE MOST DEFEATED NATION ON EARTH

>>513247234
>gave them away to be nice
That’s the whole point - they didn’t. Sneaky kikes merely renamed their empire.
They still control the economic and political “choke points” of former colonies. You’ve been duped into believing that the Anglo rat does charity.

>>513242391 (OP)
>>513242418

>>513247234
meh. it comes with the territory.
the alternative would a bri'ish globohomo empire, which i imagine you would consider significantly worse.

>>513242391 (OP)
>build the biggest empire in human history
>build the wealthiest middle class in human history lifting countless people out of poverty
>end slavery
>unify a huge chunk of the planet under one language facilitating trade, diplomacy and this very thread
>half the planet proceeds to kvetch for the next century

If i've learnt nothing else from my ancestors it's that mercy is overrated and a luxury we can no longer afford.

>>513249881

your ancestors kicked you out and sent you to a prison colony australia

>>513242391 (OP)
>>513242418
>>513242773
>no Finland
It's time to start a war

>>513242773
>eg. The French Indian war late 1700s, they won through sheer numbers, but tactically speaking it was a French win.
I mean we can cope as much we want, we still lost
10 vs 1 was mega gay though