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Anonymous (ID: OOaG92Fk) Spain No.513244459 >>513244557 >>513244566 >>513244939 >>513245023 >>513245151 >>513245245 >>513245689 >>513245818 >>513245907 >>513245948 >>513246057
Guys, I'm 99% sure I've seen the mothman
It's 3 o'clock at night here. I live in rural Spain, in the middle of the countryside. I've gone down to the kitchen because I heard some licking, and when I turn on the light I see a man-like figure, tall and hairy, with two protrusions coming out of his back, eating my sugar stash. Immediately, it gives a high-pitched squeal, says "yabba dabba doo" and jumps out of the window, which was already broken and I hadn't noticed. What should I do now? I'm in bed, writing, sweating with fear, with a bottle of raid next to me, but I don't think I'll survive tonight... God protect me
Anonymous (ID: 94imVSBP) United States No.513244523
The mothman fucked my wife
Anonymous (ID: IOJYdMi2) United States No.513244557
>>513244459 (OP)
And your first step was to come here?
Anonymous (ID: XQxiz9vA) United States No.513244566
>>513244459 (OP)
Yeah.
Anonymous (ID: 7B/J5TIh) United Kingdom No.513244792
My Mothman rapes me while i sleep
Anonymous (ID: 4Ek+BSpi) Spain No.513244939
>>513244459 (OP)
Venga Paco, pasa pa cama
Anonymous (ID: xhxDNxZc) Brazil No.513245023
>>513244459 (OP)
>what is /x/
Anyway, what the og glownig said about trans kids?
Anonymous (ID: wkpCkXCf) Costa Rica No.513245151 >>513245274
>>513244459 (OP)
You had the chance of fucking the mothman and you let it go.
Anonymous (ID: Mak534IW) United States No.513245245
>>513244459 (OP)
> yabba dabba doo
Sounds like you encountered Fred Flinstone.
Anonymous (ID: xhxDNxZc) Brazil No.513245274
>>513245151
We've all been there.
Anonymous (ID: 16HJh36A) Netherlands No.513245507
broth man
Anonymous (ID: DQexZ7Pi) United States No.513245689
>>513244459 (OP)
I'm 99.9% picture if of a gay rapist and he's prob raping OP right now but OP likes it.
Anonymous (ID: lJkGJVnQ) Slovakia No.513245818
>>513244459 (OP)
idk sounds kinda fake. can you post your credit card info so I can confirm?
Anonymous (ID: pdiFw2Cn) United States No.513245907
>>513244459 (OP)
>mothman
what's he doing in Spain?
Anonymous (ID: 5IDcG1Mg) United States No.513245948
>>513244459 (OP)
Be thankful it was only a mothman and not a nigger.
Anonymous (ID: ZPeUgpYu) United States No.513246057
>>513244459 (OP)
anon, that wasn't Mothman - you met Methman. Completely different creature known for it's addiction to white powders and manic flintstonian evocations.