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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>513248604 (OP)
become ungovernable

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

fuck niggers

>>513248604 (OP)
Test.
Nigger Nigger Nigger.
Over.

>>513248727
>adds in fried chicken
how did i forget that part lol
fantastic work

>>513248768
Kekeke

>>513248800
holy shit is that real?

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>513248836
i've barely started posting on 4chan after a decade
you can tell

>battery on boat

damn everything really is a crime at this point

>>513248800
someone needs to run this through wan and make the cat dance

I want to live in Florida someday just because of how strange it is but that shit is like California prices now

>>513248872
Yes! Hahaha

>>513248949
i'm planning on hoboing and trainhopping the whole florida area
it just seems like a magical place

That's what happens when you're in an AC car and come out to a hot af Florida

>>513248693
>>513248800
Nigger
N

Nice guy not trying to press charges but if he's an asshole drunk, he's probably an asshole sober. Let him learn his lesson.

>>513248949
The entire country is California prices now.

release the Epstein files, lil Donnie

>>513249009
Don’t get raped or eaten

>choking on steak
>neighbor calls 911 because it sounds like a woman being strangled
>at least 6 female voices
You just know all of the women panicked and screeched and yelled at each other instead of doing ANYTHING.

>>513249105
how you get my bucket list

>>513249009

There is a certain, sullied magic afoot in Floridian gas station parking lots in the evenings.

>>513249131
Not this steak

Those kids are gone

We need a
>yeah
counter for Dan.

>>513249185
nigga eating $3,000 steaks shit

>>513249131

>do you hear something?
>it sounds like…
>AAAAAHHHH
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHH

probably

>>513249215
Gawn

cop is totally winded

>get back here
>does NOT get back here
tough being a cop

>>513249185
dats dat tomahawk joe rogan got molested by

>>513249185
I don't understand tomahawk steaks.
>heres 23 inches of bone for no reason, but you're probably convinced bone means flavor
>Oh boy, theres only like 6 steaks per cow like this so they're also more expensive than silver by pound
>mmm, this connective tissue sure is chewy!

>>513248949
Not in the the pan handle but keep it on the down low

>>513249232
More like $200 unless you order it a celebrity chef’s restaurant like salt bae and get the gold flake covering which bumps it up to like $2k

>>513249070
so like what trump is a pedo? because fucking 13 year old girls is based and black pilled. get fucked redditor man you need help.

>>513249301
>I don't understand tomahawk steaks.
gay ass trends
explains 99% of modern puke society

>I don't even live here
Yeah this is the right house

WOOF

WOOF

>>513249348
how many ppl have they locked up for bullshit crimes yet they're protecting their own for trafficking girls and fucking them.... you pedos can't differentiate shit

>>513249301
More flavor closer to the bone.

That said, would prefer Porterhouse than Ribeye.

>>513249131
>OH MY GAAAAWWWWWDDD!!
>OHMYGOD
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEE
>KEEEEEE
>OHMYGOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
Is that about right?

Hey, basically, I’m just not gonna let anyone in my home (without a warrant)
I know…. UGH I know….. I’m sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s just that I would love to help you officer, I really would, but I take my constitutional rights very serious, so I will have to ask for a warrant before searching my home.

>>513249185
I'm gonna buy a massive thick dryaged steak next week.

>>513249579
>More flavor closer to the bone.
That is a fucking lie. I've grilled both bone-in and boneless pork chops at the same time and eaten 2 for dinner. Theres literally zero flavor difference.

>>513249617
Spock, open the Replicator on the Holodeck for more steak!

>>513249708
The last dry-aged steak I ate gave me the worst case of diarrhea I've ever experienced.

>>513249617
Was it all just always AI?

>>513249708
That's cool. I'm going to hopefully shoot about 600 lbs. of steak this week.

sigh

Look at that ghetto dumpster

they alway's say "whut i do"

I ain do anyting
I ain do anyting
I ain do anyting
I ain do anyting

>>513249885
LOL perfect.

DUCKS

He was doing nothing so he ran from the cops

>I ain’t do anything
>I ain’t do anything
>I ain’t do anything wrong bruh
>I ain’t do anything
>I ain’t do anything
>I ain’t do anything wrong bruh

Boring ass night

can they gut punch this nigger one time to shut him up?

>>513249708
I would fast a day before just to enjoy a stek like that.

>>513249947
Yeah, I don't think I've watched a full episode in months.

>>513249959
Fo whut? He dundu nuffin, bruh

>look at truck
>yeah he got some meth on him

>>513249947
You should have seen last night

>>513250027
Good luck finding it

>>513250054
it'll be within reach
guaranteed

>>513249947
Yep. I might go read a book instead of wasting time watch this shit

>rushing to a secure scene
FUCK YOU DAN

A Walmart ftw.

>>513249947

>they ain’t show anythin
>they ain’t show anythin
>they ain’t show anythin

I'll bet this is the best part of being a cop, just 100+ through traffic that sometimes moves the fuck out of your way.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DUCK?

>Niggers as cops can’t even give out accurate information on what roads they’re on
It’s over

>>513250168
You missed the stumbling crackhead

murse. zesty perp

Lol did they cut those mics because it was pure bullshitting?

I can't tell if these guys are just bantering or if they're actually annoyed at one another

>>513249533
you can call trump a pedo, a rapist but that doesn’t change the facts that the real pedo and rapists are illegal immigrants and trannies. what trump did was getting invited to a rich man sex party and slap a 13 yo girl’s hand for not using a condom, but redditors? they are on the news for forced rape murders and kidnappings.

truckeranon is that you?

Speaking of trucks, did anyone see the semi that pulled a u-turn on the fucking interstate and wiped out a whole family?

>>513250301
Was the crackhead drunk too? I'll take it, right then. Thanks anon.

Kek, that dude was sniffing his fingers

>>513250403
Yes, he was wasted

>>513250376
a little of both.

>>513250376
he's prolly told em before shift
i got the camera tonight hence the
>i wanna pit
and being pissed at the shitty directions

Pretty boring tonight so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots next week

>>513250397
curry been arrested
had a cdl from california
fucking commie faggot state

>>513250397
yes has been on /pol/. Saw him standing on side of road afterward completely emotionless. Execute.

>>513250397
Yea but the important thing is all the money the company saved having that jeet driving. Free market or something.

I can't believe clayton county has a white deputy

>>513250503
Don't do it,you made that mistake last week. Something big will eventually happen

>>513250503
Tomorrow you will get a letter in the mail from your doctor.

It will be some unfortunate news.

Your AIDS test was positive.

>>513250503
next weekend is the last weekend before a 2 week break

Where is Stella?

>>513250658
He bought a new pair of concrete shoes

>>513250552

>the money the company saved

That’s one of many problems. There seem to be a number of places where cdl training and licensing is unacceptably lenient.

>>513250658
stfu or gtfo

>>513250604

I’ll be free to get married and start a new life!

>>513250604
a break from what sitting on their ass for 3 hours
jfc

Kino lighting storm in the back

>>513250853
The Labor Day holiday weekend is coming up.

>>513250784
should be arresting the nigger that gave him his california license
and the florida employer of this jeet scum

This world is fake and gay there’s fucking cameras everywhere. Back in the day you could commit a crime and if there wasn’t a direct eyewitness then nobody knew what happened.

>>513250784
Well they could raise standards, increase safety etc etc but you know thatll require companies to pay more which effects bottomline.

hope we get that dashcam footage for next week

How much better would interstate travel be if we could legally do 100+ in the left lane?

>>513250995
god damn nazi thinking right here

Leaving the house without ID says it all.

We live in parallel societies.

>>513251021
Fat boy

The term PIT maneuver stands for "Precision Immobilization Technique." It's called that because the tactic is designed to precisely immobilize a fleeing vehicle by causing it to turn abruptly—typically spinning it 180 degrees—so it comes to a stop. The name emphasizes the need for controlled, accurate vehicle handling to avoid excessive damage or danger, distinguishing it from less precise or riskier pursuit interventions. The PIT maneuver was originally developed for law enforcement to end police pursuits efficiently and safely, and the name focuses on its deliberate and technical approach.

>>513251082
Lol did her department get dropped after fucking up 1 appearance and then looking like a sandy cunt the week after?

>sitting here finally eating my sons easter eggs he never touched
>i've made a huge mistake

>>513251148
i think they're just dan's winter hedge

Wait, both perps in different states that are transporting narcotics and fled from police have dreadlocks? I better not recognize patterns tho.

>>513251117
If only we could just make suburbans capable of 150mph and have a gun turret just blast these retards as soon as they started running.

I bet felony fleeing stops pretty quick after that first chase.

>>513251117
It’s easy to avoid a pit, you just smash the brake once you know they’re about to pit you and immediately let off the brake once they hit you to regain control of the car

>>513251202
Oh I left out that both perps also had illegal weapons. But still better not draw conclusions.

hold up when did this guy shave off his monster beard

His car must’ve caught on fire

> Stuck in elevator
Bingo!
Jk
Literally my biggest fear

>mah muddah
>mah muddah
>mah muddah
Dude you're going to jail after crashing your moms car.

>>513250820
>I’ll be free to get married and start a new life!
based

>>513251429
>> Stuck in elevator
>hear voices laughing outside

>>513250995

Probably about the same. Most people think they’re good drivers. Few are. That means you too.

Honestly not much hate for the fire department, but they will snitch on you after saving your life…. So they’re generally good people who will risk their lives to save yours but they will definitely snitch on you after saving your life…

>>513251484
>forgot to take my caplyta
> are the voices outside or inside my head?!?!

>>513251372
>grabs the marquee and moves it aside
i enjoy this part way to much

>>513251235
half way there

>>513251531
Never been pulled over, never wrecked. The worst I've done was slide down a steep hill offroad into a tree limb denting a fender.

I also practice autistic etiquette for driving. No more than 10% over the posted speed limit, always signal. Sufficient passing space whenever possible. Tailgate retards in the left lane while waving a pistol. Wave whenever traffic is bunched up and merging is tight. I even get autistic with vehicle maintenance and cleaning snow off of it for safety of others.
We are not the same.

>>513251637
She's cute

what did they mean by this

>>513251737
>Tailgate retards in the left lane while waving a pistol
its the small things

>>513251801
The greys or the lizard lords are implying "people" are the plague, or more accurately they're advertizing their hatred toward us as as humans. I cannot interpret your webm in any other way.

>Run the blue light when rolling up a driveway

Daddy's rifle in my hand felt reassurin'
He told me, "Red means run son, numbers add up to nothin'"

>>513248604 (OP)
>Always posts "streams below" but never actually post the streams

>>513251734
Only the Presidential motorcade and monarchs in Europe and kings in Arab countries have these assault suburbans that are able to deploy mini guns out of SUV’s…. Apparently the sound alone of 3000 rounds per minute is enough to scare everyone away without realizing those are actual bullets heading their way…..

>>513251737

>We are not the same.

Mercifully not.

boomer almost got ventilated

FUCK ME

>>513251801
They are referring to forever chemicals that are correlated to unusual uptick in certain chronic diseases

an elevator full of chugs

>>513252073
>>513252073
Got the heart racing

>browns inna lift
close it back up

>>513251992
https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8 put this in VLC Player

>>513251959
great song. neil lost his mind tho.

More dred locks?

>>513252176
this was running something not OPL before
had to use
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

challenger
nigger for sure

>>513252180
>Charger
Highly probable

>>513252222
My bad, I'll defer to this

fucking break now you kike scum

>WE GOT A HIGH SPEED CHASE BOYS!!!!111!!one!
We'll be back from this break.

>>513252178
Yea, his current tour is obscure songs that no one wants to hear because he is tired of playing his good songs

>>513251801
they're faggots
jeets, chinks and niggers created the problem and are not people

>>513252340
Didn't he sell the rights to a lot of his songs a few years ago?

>>513251235
AI seems to think this would work.

>>513252253
That would be three tonight? I wonder if theres anything going on related to drug trafficking. I get it happens all the time but seems significant in this sample.

Darlings! It's been an absolute age since I've indulged in a little show-watching! Tell me, does anyone have the tea on what happened to that utterly dim-witted cop from Nye County? Remember, over a year ago, he just stormed up to that poor homeowner's house, tossed him through his own front window for no reason whatsoever, and then had the audacity to blame the homeowner? I'm just dying to know what became of that wretched beast!

Here we gooooo!

>bravo mike yellow shirt
ez to spot at night

Lets seee thoose dred locks...

He's racing home like a game of GTA

>bravo mike
>I GOT ME ONE
kek

based cop catching scumbag perp then shit talking him

Dang hes just a fuzzy head nigger

cameraman losing his shit

>>513252661
White cop would never talk shit to BM perp like that. He'd ask if he was ok.

>>513252400
I had to look that up. He did sell out for 150 million. Anti establishment my ass

>>513252662
He's a pure bred nigger

i bet more black people could get away from the cops if they pulled their pants up

>>513252737
Yeah it was heartbreaking

damn that nigga's cadillac got smashed and he's pissed

>>513252815
RIP dts

Dan doesn't want to join in on condemning the perp. Never does for BMs. I wonder why.

Rape

boon docks shirt, lol. Was that uncle ruckus?

>>513252854
patron enjoyer

Sara got pimped out in Tijuana

hello

Another runaway. It was her choice. Focus on kidnapped kids.

F U Abrams

groomed

That man is her boyfriend.

>17
this bitch ran away, moving on

>>513252952
Yeah, she's in Mexico getting that cartel time.

>>513252978
bitch must be blind with those 3 inch thick glasses

>>513252978
SHES ONLY 17.75 years OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!!!

17
5 2
100lbs

oh jaina

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note tonight?

Im relieved as always that according to Dan no White kids are missing in America

Sara is cute.

>>513253051
dan said the n word three times

>>513252854
Your excellent screen-caps turns this from a thread into an experience!!! More power to you!

what happened to 130mph driving pot transporting gun concealing 19 year old BM? Chief T beating his name out of him I hope

>>513253124
straight to yail

>>513252560
holy qt face how did no one else say this yet

>>513253170
Thats what Sara will look like at 30.

>>513253314
Can you imagine...

>>513253314
Not bad.

>>513253314
don't post this on social media.

Brother man totalled momma's car

DEPORT THIS NIGGER

> do you speak english?
> no?
> you speak seasoning?
Bet he got his drivers license from a friend that works at the DMV

doesn't speak a word of english
is driving around the US for some reason

>>513253403
Public figures fear the ai

D E P O R T
E
P
O
R
T

this guy should be shoveling sand or something not tboning people in america

Who tboned them?

>>513253534
scraping rare earths from the ground by hand in cameroon

>>513253559
Seasoning nigger. Deport.

>>513253433
Autooomobile

wisteria lane by chance

>>513253559
>Who tboned them?

>>513253494
Criminal cougar

>>513253606
No wonder he was so quiet.

>>513253621
Copper has a 1911 very cool

i got cut off by this same model Subaru a few days ago. thought about chasing but had things to do. didn't see driver, but sure it was a male given highly aggressive driving, and sure I could pummel him since he bought a Subaru. when i say cut me off, i mean approaching a construction installation in middle of three lane road and he pulled to my lane and nearly hit me in order to go around it. wasn't just that he got there first. really dangerous and hostile driving. deserved beating.

damn im leaving days before the con, otherwise I would go

>moderated by Ashley Banfield
Moderating what? Is it a debate? What are they debating, crime?

Someone go to this crimecon and tell Dan the we need more Richland county babes, get back Toledo and Nye, and cut some of these segments

wow tattoos sound so cool

do cops really pull people over to blab about their fucking tattoos

>>513253769
that's not what id tell dan if i met him

>tattoos
>Worth it

someone would

>>513253953
> women cops

>it hurts so bad it makes you wanna die
>so yeah, I paid some methhead $600 to jab me with needles there for 8 hours straight
>aren't tattoos cool

When did something so degen and retarded as tattooing yourself all over become so mainstream? Not even 15 years ago tattoos were mostly for bikers.

>>513253703

There’s a guy I see regularly on my commutes who dries a red brz. Drives like an absolute cunt; runs reds, drives on the shoulder, doesn’t signal, speeds, jumps in between cars, etc. I’m waiting for him to wreck out or hit me. He’s come close several times.

>>513254043
>>513254022
>>513253953
STILL
FUCKING
WOULD
/10

>>513253953

>And these are wings! Like on an angel or a buffalo!

>>513254069
Ashlyn Cooper? Yeah, she's hot despite the dumb tats

>>513254069
Enjoy your chlamydia

>>513254063
rat him out. deserves it for running reds alone and endangering the innocent.

>>513254148
Dont those mean shes a lesbian. You would have to wear a dress and makeup.

>>513254216
Stop. I can only get so erect

>>513254043
it's the nonconformist paradox.

>>513254240
Cognitive dissonance doesn't need a pseud name for this specific instance

I need a white princess

dan is really gonna end us on officer grandma

Cable chads, Death Wish the original is on TCM now. We need Paul Kerseys today.

I can't believe this is how dans ends the night

Total meth head

are they cousins or something

>>513254401
nope.

literally how old is wendy george??

>>513254439
50s?

>>513254472
I'm there!

>>513254376
>>513254472
Is this the watch thread?

See you guys next week before the break!

>>513254472
Im changing to it now! Wish I knew how to restream on IPTV

>>513254439
i believe she is 54

>>513248604 (OP)
can't watch this nigger show anymore

>>513254558
I love this film style. Why did we need more? Its so comfy.

The Eli Roth Death Wish is good. But guess what? All the perps are White of course.

Im surprised the original Death Wish is aired on TV anymore. Guns, vigilantism, exposing the failures of the justice system, and POC criminals are what they hide.

Death Wish bros, New York is back to this level of crime wave

>>513254788
plus the blue cities cook the books now as well as don't report the crime stats to the feds. and they book POC criminals as White. and undercharge. and don't prosecute. and lose to bail jumping. the list goes on

>>513254787
> you know wht I say? Stick them in concentration camps
> [no objection is heard]
Based

>>513254860
oh i missed that

>>513254849
WOAH ISNthats young jurassic park guy??

If I didn't know any better, I'd say Jeff goblum was Adam Driver.

>>513254884
Guy he was talking to says it, and bronson says nothing to object

>>513254958
I think so!

Ah yes the all White home invasion rape gangs of the inner city

>>513255017
Lol its an italian and jew and 1 skinhead. This was in the 70s.

Why's that Jewish looking punk spray painting swastika on the wall?

TITITTTIESSS!!! And jeff goldblum face fucked her?!? Holy shit this movie has everything!

>>513255078
you're right, there were no Blacks or Hispanics in cities then.

>>513255147
They spray painted that woman's ass

Im into 70s movies. that actor playing the son is also in Friends of Eddie Coyle and Black Sunday. Both good.

>>513255177
There was like 20% blacks which was thought to be insanely high for that time. Hispanics were not a thing. Newyork was historically irish, italian and jews

>>513254558
1972, that's about the time the criminals took over.

>>513255192
Based.

>>513255287
that's not who did these crimes

>>513255251
>Friends of Eddie Coyle
I haven't seen that one in awhile. Great movie.

>>513255347
White guy couldve been irish, there was a jew and an guy who was atleast pretending to be italian. Thats literally the three familys of new york. Which was in control through atleast 60s

realism. grit. masculine men. feminine women. authentic human drama. don't get these in movies anymore.

>>513255404
again that's not who did that type of crime. not replying anymore.

>>513255413
One of the bad guys went on to star in Jurassic Park as the mathematician.

>>513255377
>>513255251

>Friends of Eddie Coyle
i never got the hype around that
was boring as shit

>>513249267
FUCK that commercial. Fucker's about to cry cause it's gawne!

>>513255431
I got GPT to finally answer.

>>513255554
i get it, it was slow. might be overrated. definitely bleak.

ok so that's five attackers now and they've all been White. only Black guy was simply lighting a cigarette.

>>513255994
interesting. thank you for proving my point.

ok, now he broke the law. can't shoot fleeing mugger in the back. unfortunately.

>>513256678
He was a nigger and no cameras. Its fine.

>>513256738
wow pretty based something out of Silicon Valley.

Ok, two more thugs now - and they're both White. Same scene, a law abiding couple carrying books are Black.

>>513256527
i like slow but something has to be exceptional, like the cinematography or music/atmosphere, anything..... that movie was just slow, but old Mitchum is still decent

>>513256929
Jews arent white

>>513256929
Two more dead niggers. Now what?