>>513249399 (OP)
I shit my pants on purpose. Sometimes i do a big shit and it just fills my pants and starts rolling down my legs. When i piss myself it mixes with the shit and brown yeloow shit piss water forms a pool below me, i call it the sewage lagoon.
>>513249448
My uncle used to play turkey foot with me. He would put the arch of my foot against his face and go.. >GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!
Yeah, we used to play turkey foot. Turkey foot, and turkey pubis.