Thread 513256583

I had a close encounter of the 3rd kind and if I did then others have too.

that said I hate the entire topic as a whole and what its become have for years now. I have seen such retarded shit spouted by frauds feds nut cases and con men on you tube and here. the reality is about 90% of the topic is horse shit but yet people believe it and think its legit. you actually think people who have seen them want to be in a UFO documentary and get publicly outed to everyone? you think the government has UFOs in area 51?

I advise anyone even remotely interested in any of this shit to avoid it entirely

>>513256583 (OP)
Tell us about your encounter, OP.

high energy intelligences that manipulate entire timelines and billions of people. alien super rocks 12 miles long traveling at such speeds that it takes even the world's best physics hours to compute, sometimes days, sometimes years. Energy signals from light years away that alter the reality matrix that the entire material plane is made on. Wavelengths from the Void. Martian protocols. One would have to be completely crazy to fuck with it. The ancient bronze age temples designed their entire cosmology around it. The Outer Gods were to be feared and kept away. But even the ancients knew Jupiter sucked up almost everything that came their way. That's why they all made him their chief God. Because they knew. Because high energy intelligences from parts unknown told them.

>>513256583 (OP)
You are schizophrenic.

>>513257268
my encounter is unimportant the point here is that the entire topic is bullshit. for every one of me there are 100s of people making up their stories so why give anyone claiming to have seen one the time of day?

>>513257392
man you are tripping
>>513257815
I wish that might be fun

>>513256583 (OP)
I grew up thinking I was seeing UFOs and everyone thought I was crazy until I learned it was just my uncle flying in homemade balloons

>>513258159
I doubt it's ayliums, you're probably a MKUltra sleeper agent who got drugged and diddled by the feds

>>513258159
The people with the good stories don't attend the potlucks. It's always that way. Why don't you talk about the probing. We're all friends here.

>>513257392
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So me and my girlfriend I decided to take her camping you know it's just it's nice out it's June so we decided to go camping along the US Canada border first night was perfect no light pollution the skies were beautiful you know we saw some weird UFOs and you know odd lights in the sky but you know nothing too crazy the first night whatever you know expected.
The second night is when things got crazy like super crazy we go to our things we go to Grand Forks hang out for the day it was cool hanging out of Grand Forks a lot of like cool people out there. Anyway we get back to the campground and we start setting up for the night it's about 9:00 whatever we can't have a campfire so we just said hold her chairs and you know I bring out the crank radio and we're just hanging out I'm not drinking not smoking there's nothing we're just hanging out with my girlfriend beautiful day and anyway so about an hour goes by or so and it's about 10:30 at night 10:45 I don't know something like that we're sitting in the lawn chairs facing towards the campground.

>>513259117
All of a sudden we see this white figure is glowing White humanoid descending down the mountain towards us. It's only about 65 yards away it's just heading down the hill but it was glowing it was it was glowing it was glowing white it had like a white or around it almost like Mr Burns in that episode of The Simpsons when he's wandered through the forest and everyone thinks he's an alien like it kind of reminded me of that but we're looking at this thing and it's slowly making its way down it's not too far away it's just close enough to where you're staring at it and your mind is trying to make sense to what you're staring at you're not too sure like what this is other than it's a tall humanoid creature it had a scoliosis back so it kind of had like a it like it's back look like a f***** up scoliosis back but it was still standing up straight and it had the almond eyes and the little slit mouth and it's just descending down the mountain in slow motion. ( I would like to note that you could see its muscles and its spine, the spine looked super messed up it made no sense how it was standing straight")

>>513256583 (OP)
>3rd kind
Very racist, 3rd worlders are now referred to as “Canadians”

>>513259152

So I have a set of these night vision monocular they're like 2008 whatever night vision monocular Gen 2 or whatever and my girlfriend goes hey grab the monocular let me look at this with the monocular so I passed it her way she staring at this for good 3 minutes and all she can say is wow this is captivating so I grabbed the monocular and I start staring at it and I could see it in more detail now but what's weird about it is it's like it was already glowing like obviously it was glowing with the white glow and everything but when I was looking at it through the monocular the creature itself was incredibly crisp through the night vision and time got distorted and slowed down and I'm just focusing on this creature and I noticed it has a Kendoll crotch which is bizarre so it does not have a penis but it was clearly naked and it was walking in a way it was descending down the hill in a way my girlfriend was saying it was descending down the hill like in slow motion on a skateboard but for me it was the descending down the hill in slow motion but the way was walking it wasn't bending anything like it's knees weren't bending it was incredibly bizarre like my brain had a hard time making sense of it and everything in my head that was telling me to run away was telling me to run away it was the freakiest thing that it was like incredible but what I noticed that really stuck out to me in the night vision was its face had no bleed over when you're looking at something through night vision and there's like a light source it's kind of like a light bleed over right it's eyes and its mouth were absorbing all the light because even in the night vision its eyes and mouth were pitch black.

>>513258480
>Why don't you talk about the probing
lol the thing was not a grey or some other movie bullshit it was not even humanoid so I got lucky and was not probed

>>513259306
why blueball us in your own thread?

>>513256583 (OP)
UFOs are a jewish psyop and if you believe otherwise you are a shizo

>>513259117
>>513259152
>>513259196
what do you think the thing was some kind of ghost or what? and just wondering did you tell people you knew about it or was it something you and the gf kept secret?

>>513259196
So at this point I'm freaking out because this is not right this is not natural this is not anything good this is this is an alien like I'm sorry but this was an alien so I tell my girlfriend I go get into the f****** Jeep Cherokee get into the f****** Jeep Cherokee so she runs in the Jeep Cherokee I grab my radio night vision all my stuff I toss it in there and I hop into the back and I tell her I said let's get the f*** out of here let's go and she goes no what if it wants to have a conversation and I'm like "dude if this thing is going to talk what is this thing going to tell us what is it want to talk to us about like let's just leave like what the hell is this woman thinking we just saw a alien like let's go so anyway she's refusing to leave I'm getting extremely frustrated at this point I'm thinking like you know I don't want to get abducted I don't want to have a fire in the sky event I don't want to get radiated I don't like this is bad we this thing is horrifying so anyway we're sitting in the car she's refusing to leave and the campgrounds mostly empty we have about two other couples there's one couple three campsites away from us like towards the back and then there's one left towards where the alien was walking down and before we saw the alien they were kind of having like a big party and then all of a sudden it just went dark and quiet anyway so we're in the in the Jeep.

>>513259355
I want to avoid en exact description of the creature cause I don't want some glowniggers taking me to a basement somewhere in Virginia. the thing was like I said not humanoid it was like something out of an HP Lovecraft story more then it was something out of a shit Hollywood flick.

but yeah I recall it in every detail even though the encounter happened in the summer of 1995

>>513256583 (OP)

I’m gay, and if I am then clearly plenty of others are too.

That said, I can’t stand the whole “gay community” thing and what it’s turned into—been that way for years now. I’ve seen ridiculous nonsense pushed by clout chasers, grifters, con men, and self-proclaimed spokespeople online and in real life. In reality, about 90% of the conversation around it is total garbage, but people eat it up and act like it’s the truth. You honestly think everyone who happens to be gay wants to march in parades, go on talk shows, or have their personal life splashed out in public just to be celebrated or dissected? You think the government secretly cares about your Grindr profile?

My advice: if you’re even vaguely tempted to get involved in that whole circus, stay far away.

And since honesty matters—out of all of you, I’m the extraterrestrial who abducted you that one time.
Sorry

>Look at this Scully
>A new case out of Canada

>>513259701
so, telephatic betentacled amorphous blob

>>513259475
>UFOs are a jewish psyop
man you need to pop the meds the jews gave you if you think thats true. the things are real but the people talking publicly about this topic are indeed full of shit. I have nothing to gain by wasting anyone's time here lying about what happened to me unlike the frauds like Wilcock and Greer milking retards.

>>513259810
>Canada Mulder, that's outside of our jurisdiction

>>513259825
>telephatic
yes
>betentacled
that's fitting kind of
>amorphous blob
No the thing was well proportioned equal on both left and right sides of it body like a human

>>513259849
>A (fucking leaf) goes on a camping trip to see his grand parents in remote Canada
>The first night the sky is clear, and they see dashing lights around the sky
>*Scully rolls eyes*
>But get this Scully, the next night he describes a glowing disformed figure descending down the mountain
>Mulder what's the case?
>No case Scully, just laugh at the stupid fucking leaf

>

>>513259810
>>513259849
man watching this show fucked with me when it was on air after seeing the thing I did

>>513260015
and did the eldritch horror terrify you visually? What did it sound like in your head?

A friend of mine and I saw a floating ball of light while biking home from another friend's house in high-school. It was like 8 feet off the ground, directly above the center of the country road we were on, no light poles in this area it wasn't a transformer we confirmed that. It was bright as hell, blueish in hue, it was so bright it was like you turned stadium lights on, it was there for a minute then just vanished. We both had no idea what we had seen and I've never seen anything since. This was about 12 years ago in souther Ontario. Has anyone else seen something like this? The ball of light was probably like 2 - 3 feet in diameter

>>513260119
>Mulder, the leaf likely was hallucination from smoking maple leaves
>No Scully, there as no trace of maple leaves in their system
>*Scully rolls her eyes*

>>513256583 (OP)
>Actually 90% is shit
even if 1 trillionth of 'it' is true then the whole phenomenon is true.
Do you even?

>>513259196
They don't reproduce anymore so it's likely over millions of years of space travel they have devolved many features

Or there's a theory that they're constructed synthetics specifically described for space travel

>>513260139
>did the eldritch horror
lol just the overall look of the thing is what scared me. it was not trying to do it intentionally though I know that now. and it did not exactly say anything to me but it did through someone else about 2 hours into the encounter when it put me to sleep to calm me down.

>>513256583 (OP)
And what's the point of this retarded thread you fucking pajeet? you want some literal who chuds to talk with you about what the USA might or might not have in area 51? go to /x/ for that you big fat idiot.

>>513257392
Kek. It's ironic that you post a picture of the X-files and then go on to post that drivel while actually believing it. Have you ever watched the show? You should pay attention because it black pills you at the end. There is no aliens, there is no demons, there is no hauntings, there is no matrix, there is no "hearing voices" of conspiring neighbors, all of these things are simulated. Simulated by the glownigger apparatus using read/write brain computer interfaces. They manufactured "conspiracy theorist", they manufactured the entire narratives surrounding schizo and tin foil hats.

Watch the congressional testimony concerning Havana Syndrome. "Technology exists to make the target believe they are crazy or imagining things". Now re-read that entire spiel >>513257392, see what they did? Kyle Odom, Terry Davis, Robert Card, Thomas Crooks, Manson, the list goes on. Aaron Alexis kinda knew what was going on and acted out of spite. It's all the same shit, it's all glowniggers simulating these events for the purpose of mind control, behavioral modification, and cognitive warfare research. AI is at the helm of this BCI, it's how they mass target, the government doesn't care about you, you're data. You seem to have got the harmless variety where glowniggers just briefly fuck with you, rare but it happens although usually in the form of dream manipulation. If this changes, and you find yourself hearing what appears to be people in your proximity conspiring against you, follow picrel and then enjoy your lifelong electronically harassed miserable existence. They won't frame neighbors talking about you anymore, they'll just sting and tickle you for 20 minutes before bed. Annoying, but safer than "gangstalking", that's when you're in the real danger. That's the weaponized mental illness program.

>>513260229
>souther Ontario
what happened to me happened near lake Simcoe and no never ran into some shit like that. are you sure it was not ball lightning of some kind?

>>513260472
The ayys teleported a black man from Africa to fuck his girlfriend while he was in suspended animation and had to watch..

>>513260533
I can't say with 100% certainty that it wasn't. I didn't even know about this phenomenon but I just watched a few videos of ball lightning and what we saw didn't move at all and didn't arc out from the center of the ball at all. There also wasn't any inclement whether that night it was a warm summer night around 1am / 2am

>>513260472
>go to /x/ for that you big fat idiot.
I would rather cut my balls off with a butter knife then post on that shithole board

I wanted more then anything to bait retarded UFO buffs into posting here and shit talk them for being so stupid

>>513260699
>what we saw didn't move at all
were you at all interested in any of this stuff beforehand? I always used to think it was nuts till it happened to me.

Nevermind, I think it was ball lightning. Find the video on YouTube of ball lighting on Alberta farm. Looked identical to that bur there wasn't any sound

>>513260699
Can you draw the creature?

>>513260808
Ball lightning with a little bit of swamp gas a Epstein files

>Twhay

>>513260799
No not at all. And I'm not really into this kind of stuff now. It's just something I've never been able to explain and anyone we told about it wouldn't believe us. Luckily I was with my friend or I think it would've drove me insane

Im gonna need the greentext bro

>>513260808
>>513260944
yeah I can understand that man I wish I had someone with me when it happened to me I felt crazy for years. yeh ball lightning is strange as fuck if that is what you saw that's still really bad ass man to have got that close to something like that

>>513260944
Well luckily you can explain it now. It can write to the brain, it can fool your brain into thinking it's actually seeing anything the BCI chooses to show you. They made my entire closet door disappear before. Actual visual hallucinations carried out by this shit are pretty rare. The closed eye visuals this shit can induce are absolutely crazy, your "minds eye" turns into 4k HD and a cool little 20 minute glownigger AI compiled movie plays in your head. I got a tour through some hellscape themed castle. I telepathically tell them to do it again on a weekly basis but the AI has been stuck on "shut the fuck up" mode for a year or two now. I'm not being satirical, sarcastic, larping, and everything I said is non-fictional. This thing is likely at this moment lightly subconsciously influencing you to regard it as nonsense. One can't really comprehend the level glownigger technology is at unless it is deliberately showed to you.

>>513256583 (OP)

It's because we don't know shit, only personal experience. Then mix in schizo and grifters and you have a fucking mess.

I have an experience involving a creature that should not exist. One would think it would be something of a religious experience. It was a moment of cosmic horror as the materialistic reality I was raised in had a proverbial shit plopped on its head.

>>513259196
Nigga you need some periods.

>>513261295
>Then mix in schizo and grifters and you have a fucking mess.
that's what I am saying man after what happened to me when I was younger I believed that if I had an encounter then who am I to say others would bother lying about the same thing. it was only once I got into my mid 20s I developed a serious bs detector when I would hear others stories.

mind saying roughly what you saw?

>>513260699
>and didn't arc out from the center of the ball at all.
Not a requirement for ball lightning.
The not moving part is peculiar though. Unless it was an extremely still night with absolutely zero wind.

>>513256583 (OP)
Nah maaaan, being abducted by space niggers was fun as fuck. They got shit faced on cheap canadian rye and let me drive home, highly recommend if the opportunity presents itself.

>>513261198
>woke up sweating
>go to flip my pillow
>see outside window something coming out of the woods
>throw blankets over head leaving crack to see what it is
>thing comes right up to my 10ft by 10ft ground floor window
>have stare down with the thing for 3 hours


there is a lot more to it then that but thats the short story of what happened

>>513261282
Yeah we stopped our bikes and just stared in amazement. Felt so fuckin small in that moment I had no idea what it was. I'm glad I have a rational explanation for it now. Thanks fellow leaf

>>513256583 (OP)
don't skip ahead, tell us about the first and second kinds

>>513261560
That's fucked. And one reason why i refuse to sleep on the ground floor near the woods.
Too much spooky shit lurking around. Even if it was just a bear or a retarded deer or something, just being able to see something moving around out my window would keep me up.

Also i like to sleep with the window open (screen on), but there's no fucking way i'd do that if there was the possibility of an animal or something coming up to it.

>>513261295
Oh we know shit it's just that once you are being hit with this shit it has you in some dissociative state, you'll buy whatever bullshit it's selling. It results in your "schizo" targets claiming absolutely insane things while holding up roach eggs on facebook and claiming it's an audio transmitter. You'll believe your neighbor is climbing into your attic at night to torture you with dark net technology for two entire years before your critical thinking finally says fuck the BCI and you know without a doubt it's glowniggers. Some choose to eternally bathe in their make believe fantasy land for no other reason than comfort. Sky faries, neighbors, or matrix programmers are an easier reality to bear after all than mind reading intelligence operatives with the highest of security clearances. It's fun arguing with them on discords, they resort to spouting philosophical nonsense or just calling anything they can't refute something like a "label". Operating as disinfo agents and doing it for free because they can't handle the reality being a new age mkultra lab rat.

>>513261464
The location was at the intersection of mill pond Dr. And 15th sideroad just outside of georgetown Ontario. It was a very still night. Crickets chirping, I remember it so clearly. That intersection sits in a little valley also if you check streetview

>>513261790
It was directly in the center of the intersection

>>513261615
my nigga

yeah dude I understand how crazy this shit all is and how it sounds and I would not believe it if someone were to tell me they saw what I did. its why I fucking despise anything related to UFOs and UFO disclosure now days. bro how far were you to the ball lightning did it make any sound?

>>513261790
I guess consider yourself lucky. You either experienced some cool ass ball lightning, which is rather rare for anyone to even catch a glimpse of, VERY closely... or you experienced some out of this world shit without getting abducted, killed, your asshole probed, lasting psychological damage, or black-bagged by glowies afterwards.


And your friend was there with you to share the experience with and confirm that it wasn't you just going crazy and hallucinating.

>>513261790
That intersection is right next to a lot of farmland/plains. So very similar environment to that Alberta ball lightning video.

>>513261754
man I can not go solo camping I need to go at least with one other person

>>513261883
This was the exact spot and roughly how far we were standing. It turned the night into day. It was incredible. My religious mom told me I saw an angel

>>513262063
Anon what the fuck is that weird "P" circle thing right next to the intersection? You can see it in sat view.

>>513261939
>your asshole probed,
people bringing up that shit in these discussions triggers me like a black guy getting called a nigger by the kkk its personal

>>513262063
holy hell man thats fucking intense I have never heard of ball lightning that low to the ground but I guess its possible. what happened when you guys saw it did you freeze and talk as it happened or was there silence?

I picture being there seeing it man with you I would be awe struck

>>513262119
The yellow spray paint? I believe the town marks the road for where certain things are buried but I could be wrong

>>513262259
Yeah we were awe struck and frankly really freaked out. genuinely terrified. We didn't do anything but say "what the fuck" then watched it. Then we biked a way at a pretty good clip

>>513262375
man seeing ball lightning like that is like 1 in 500 million. there are probably fewer people that have seen it then have seen a genuine alien or UFO. Ontario is a fucking sketchy ass place man must be all the lakes here

>>513261560
>>woke up sweating
Sounds like a hypnagogic experience, anon.
>3 hours
Time experience is different in that state.

>>513262266
this shit.

>>513262584
I should have bought a lottery ticket lol. Too bad I was like 16. I also didn't have a smart phone back then or I would've filmed it. Maybe not though, idk if I would've thought to take my eyes away from it. Then it just vanished and we literally couldn't see at all for like 10 minutes because it was pitch black again and our eyes had just gotten used to the light from looking at it

>>513261560
Could be bigfoot, hes telepathic, possibly extraterrestrial. Surivorman les stroud went on the record about experiencing something in the bigfoot community as mindspeak. They live in canada.

>>513262762
It's literally nothing. It's late, anon. I'm feeling sleepy

>>513262723
>>3 hours
>Time experience is different in that state.

I remember a night when i was a retarded 10 year old. I had some dream where some small child ran into my room and started taking a nap on my pillow. For some reason i woke curled up at the foot of my bed. From that angle and dark light, it looked like my lumpy pillow actually did have a toddler on it.
I spent the next hour (based on the clock in my room) trying to fall back asleep at the foot of my bed, not wanting to "wake him up". It felt like absolute ages though. Then finally i realized i was a fucking retard and it was just the dim shadows playing tricks on my eyes.

Similar sort of thing i guess. I spent what felt like ages motionless, staring at something i thought was another being. But it wasn't out of fear, more out of trying to be courteous.


This wasn't that far off from the "had a dream where i got out of bed, walked into the bathroom, lifted the lid, and started pissing... then woke up still pissing all over my bed". I guess dreams at that age can get really weird.

>>513262762
It appears to be there on another time stamp as well. Interesting. I'm not sure what that could be. I might investigate

>>513261435

Lost track of time, sorry. It was a fucking dragon. Not doing anything wild, just flying off towards a storm. My brain had an issue processing it because the fucking wings. They were similar to a bat's, but the neck and tail were long. It was a dark brown, twice the size of the herons in the area. Never saw anything like it after. I was 19 and no, I wasn't on drugs. Fully sober and ready for a storm front.

>>513262998
Kek. One time I realized I could open one eye while sleeping and objects on my field of vision were being incorporated into a dream. But they were upside down because my brain wasn't correcting the image like it does while awake.
The mind is capable of very interesting things. A lot is blamed on the paranormal when it isn't. That is not to confirm nor deny all paranormal experiences.

>>513262762
There are lots of deer in the area it could be a spot that they commonly lie down in and the lighter colour is just from the long grass being flattened down and now more reflective to the sun. My best guess the isn't the ayyy lmaos

I have a pretty heavy experience. bear with me.
>be me
>kind of lost track of time
>getting dark out
>leaning back listening to music on the radio
>the usual boomer rock
>then the song fades and a slow, almost robotic voice takes over
>it seems to be singing..
>definitely not part of the regularly scheduled programming
>there's a starman waiting in the sky
>he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds

>>513263458
Nigga that's just david bowie.

>>513256583 (OP)
>I advise anyone even remotely interested in any of this shit to avoid it entirely
This but also they really kind of fucked me up. Where are the Greys now?

>>513262820
man I never had any good luck I just saw what I did and most weeks I can go with out thinking about it.
>>513262851
man it was not a big foot I got a good look at it for over 3 hours
>>513263144
you should try listening to a podcast called expanded perspectives I have heard all kinds of whacked out shit sent in to these guys that is just as explainable as that man. I do not think you are bullshitting me either what these things are is the real question cause people really are seeing things that defy our understanding of reality

>>513262002
>>513261790
>>513260808
the alberta ball lightning vid was confirmed to be electrical arcing on powerlines in the distance, it is not a video of ball lightning.

anon, i really doubt what you saw was ball lightning, there are tons of UFO reports that are very similar to yours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnGr33HOAaM

>>513264564
ball lightning is a plasma based life form that exists on the Earth and in the Solar system

>>513256583 (OP)
Do shadow people (I don't mean niggers) count?

>>513264729
I had some serious ball lightening after my last wank

>>513264729
the most active ufo hotspots are all above aquifer, and for example in case of the uk is above chalk aquifer