Thread 513258896

>>513258896 (OP)
>so far
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/thread
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>>513258955
take your meds

>>513258896 (OP)
Isn’t Indiana like the safest red state in America? Why would they need re-districting

>>513258896 (OP)
>MAPS
he means Minor Attracted People, right?

>>513258896 (OP)
These are great.

>>513258896 (OP)
these are funny but why is he doing this? does he really think this will help him win in 2028 or is he just shitposting?

Holy shit can you faggots stop arguing like teenagers online?
Sometimes I actually feel bad about some of the stupid shit I've posted on 4chan over the past 2 decades and then some people who get paid 100x as much as me just to exist come along and post even more retarded shit than me and I stop caring.

>>513259007
Maybe. He is doing a Trump impression.

Isn’t this the guy who gave that illegal jeet that killed 3 citizens a CDL?

>>513258896 (OP)
he's using Chat GPT to render these prompts. This isn't him or a staffer. The tell is that long dash - only GPT does that. He's just copy pasting these into X. He's basically being cringe.

>>513258896 (OP)
*takes sip* I thought they hated Christopher Columbus......

>>513259006
need to get rid of their 2 democrat reps

>>513258896 (OP)
>the entire state of california is crashing out
what a fucking time to be alive

>>513259114
Have you ever typesetted a book with em and en dashes you absolute nigger?
They're common usage to anyone who does more than chat informally on the internet.

And it's especially common within transcribers or professional staffers when they're typing out a dictated message or a written note because speech and handwriting do not have the mechanical precision of a computer or printer.

CHAD NEWSOM
I KNEEL

>>513258896 (OP)
Lol newsom bringing the bantz

>>513259050
>Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president?
>Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out. I think the deeper question how have we allowed the normalization of his posts to go without similar scrutiny
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1956086115934593432

>>513258896 (OP)
so in two days his half funny jab at the president of the united states became forced meme and stale pasta

>>513259114
>The tell is that long dash - only GPT does that.
God, I hate zoomers so much. Bunch of illiterate fucks can't figure out why their precious ai uses punctuation.

>democrats pretending they don`t also do gerrymandering
gerrymandering is clearly bullshit but both sides do it and pretend only the other side does it. political parties as a system was a mistake. its team sports without a referee.

>>513258896 (OP)
Gavin gave an illegal alien a CDL and now 3 people are dead. Newsom is going to prison just like Gov. George Ryan.

>>513258896 (OP)
funny to finally see someone taking the piss. I've been so sick of fucking official tweets lately

>>513258896 (OP)
They'll call this the flame wars of 2025.

>>513258896 (OP)
Newsom is so fucking cringe. I'm waiting for him tweet out that he's brat.

YO LIL DONNIE J! WE'RE GONNA MAKE PEDOPH... UGH MAPS GREAT AGAIN! HAHAHAHA!!!! BIG RONNIE P (AKA) HELLBOY JUST CHOPPED OFF EACH OTHERS DICKS. BETCHA FEEL REAL DUMB NOW HOSS!


Based Newsome bringing back the Lil Donnie meme.

>>513258955
You will never achieve a higher level of function than this for the rest of your life. Did you have a good time?

>>513258896 (OP)
I know this came out of some campaign meeting room and was based on focus group results, but imagine how unhinged this would be if newsome was just doing this on his own?

>>513258896 (OP)
>JD "JUST DANCE" VANCE

>>513259460
Honestly, fair enough, maybe we have been normalizing his weird retarded writing style too much. I don't care if you are a lazy stupid boomer its 2025 and there is no excuse to type in all caps and never was.

>>513259294
carson is one of the only politicians in the country who refuses money from aipac.

>>513258896 (OP)
>maps war
>minor attracted persons war
ok, when will the pedophile in the whitehouse release the epstein flight list though?

>>513259460
All this blathering just to say he’s seething that his ex is licking trump jrs butthole nightly, just like his wife did to Harvey Weinstein

How many full paragraph all caps tweets has Trump done in the last 10 years?
How many full paragraph all caps tweets has Newsom done in the last 10 days?

A huge majority of Trump tweets are not caps, it's very rare. There are a lot of all caps words but not full tweets. Newsom is just being super obnoxious over the top and I'm pretty sure all of it is done by his staff with the help of AI. Literally fake and gay.

>>513258896 (OP)
is he making fun of Trump or trying to copy him?

>>513259050
This is just what the greatest language in the human language looks like, ENGLISH! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>513258896 (OP)
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Fag.

>>513259460
Nah, he's just seething. This is just his version of lil donnie posting, it's pathetic.

>>513258896 (OP)
>trump copied me
>so imma copy him relentlessly
Why are faggots so faggoty?

>ITS OKAY WHEN MY CULT LEAD- I MEAN PRESIDENT DOES IT BUT ITS NOT OKAY WHEN NEWSOM DOES IT

the hypocrisy never ends with you people

>>513258896 (OP)
> Just dance vance
My sides

I'm tired of these theatrics. We deserve better

>>513258896 (OP)
So many dashes, he's using the free version of chatgpt isn't he.

>>513259050
I mean they probably will
They make him seem funny and that's likeable

>>513258896 (OP)
>many are now calling me Gavi Christopher Columbus Newsom
Sounds proud of it too.
How racist.

>>513259966
YO LIL DONNY

kek ronposting is a lost artform

>>513258896 (OP)
He's crashing out

>>513258896 (OP)
Newscum sounds a bit deranged.

>>513258896 (OP)
>"map"

right in front of your face

>>513258896 (OP)
THIS ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO VOTE TRUMP FOR A 3RD TERM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION INTO ASS MATTER

>>513262294
But enough about Donald Trump

>>513258896 (OP)
Gavinposting is highly fake and gay. It's at levels never before seen.

>>513258896 (OP)
I am way out of the loop, but that's fucking hilarious.

>>513262294
I don't get it, I'm here for the Perlposting and Donnie impersonations. Something about PDF files?

>>513259053
Some of these retards even have master degrees and mansions by being dumber than shit..

Won't he look extremely dumb after Trump walks all over him in the current issues even after all of this seething and pretending?

>>513258896 (OP)
"The peacetime governor", leftists really are adult children. Did he have a zoomernigger write his tweets, is that why it sounds like bad trump satire? Lol that's so fucking gay

>>513259460
>I think the deeper question how have we allowed the normalization of his posts to go without similar scrutiny

Normalization? Libs have a stroke with every Trump post he makes still. What normalization?

>>513259050
Nobody is forgetting about his PG&E scumfaggery. He can try and bury it, but he let utility companies off the hook for a nice dinner and some campaign cash.

>>513258896 (OP)
Ai slop, notice the em dashes

>>513259966
Maps like miner attracted person's?

>>513258896 (OP)
Somebody needs to inform them that "JD" stands for "Jeet Dicker".

>>513265120
>miner attracted person

Newsom hates trump its great

>>513258896 (OP)
why is this faggot gushing about the vice president's eyelashes

why would anyone listen to this

>>513259470
Trump himself is stale. It helps people understand that the presidents communications are complete dog shit.

>>513270314
I can’t believe they have staffers helping the president output the absolute nigger tier unprofessional tweets about shit like Taylor Swift…
Trump isn’t doing any work

>>513269384
According to liberals this is "satire". They have never understood satire and all of their attempts at it make their opponents look better.
>>513270314
Does it? No one follows Newsom on xitter. No one is talking about these posts except the liberals who spam it on /pol/.

Based Aryan Newsom

>>513270439

It's really bizarre that this post is either gavin newsome or a representitive of him, and satire or not, they are still emulating the mannerisms of Trump. Like, 'imitation is the sincerest form of flattery' so why are they imitating Trump if they think he's the next Hitler?

Jesus Christ the dems need a new playbook so bad, no one likes minorities, not even minorities, and all of their policies are like, teenager level. I'm forced to fit in with greedy kike Neocons because the alternative is whiteguilt and nog worship, its fucking mental.

>>513270680
They can't beat Trump so the new strategy is to become Trump. They paid tens of millions of dollars to marketing and polling companies to come up with this retarded idea.

>>513270680
it's some hispanic woman who runs his account

>>513260500
He's a cringe boomer sure, but Newsome has no excuse and is even less funny, not to mention trying to copy your opponent is an "I know you are but what am I?" level of playground bants that no one over the age of eating crayons cares for. Fact is California is losing on everything, has been, and will continue to, while that faggot is in office. No amount of poor tweet facsimile will change that.

>>513271034
makes the most sense desu.

I dont know what dems are even going to do moving forward, all of their cities are falling apart and they're in a catch-22 where they can't lean into police crackdowns to clean up the trash, and they can't keep following their pro-brown anti-white guilt trips because they're going to continue to lose votes. I think its hilarious that the primary voter base they tried to capture (hispanics) are moving to the republican side because of their pro-degeneracy policies.

If the dems want to have any competitive edge, aside from straight up cheating which is their primary strategy, they need to figure out a way to embrace their multi-cultural vibes in a way that produces positive results.

Not that I give a fuck about dems, both sides are all ready subdued by the fake and gay economy and constant growing bureaucracy that doesnt allow citizens to do anything but exist in a grossly overpriced apartment.

>>513258896 (OP)
>Just dance vance
I bet they felt extremely smart after that

>>513262721
that's a still frame of 10000s of pictures taken, most people are going to have a goofy face at some point. he makes faces like this all the time and without video it's impossible to tell the context. It's not like Newsome who went missing for weeks after it was announced he suffered a vax "injury"

>>513258896 (OP)
Columbus? Newsom may actually be a white supremacist, isn't Columbus basically literally Hitler to many brown people now?

>>513259460
I hate to be that guy, but he is right, trump posts are a new low in politicians retardation

>>513271391
Here's Bondi only a month into Epstein withdrawals. I haven't seen her much in front of cameras recently 6 week into Epstein withdrawals.

>>513260705
aka a communist hack
GET HIM OUT NOW!

>>513259114
You're legitimately an idiot.