Thread 513259340

Surely we will experience some political turmoil?

>>513259340 (OP)
life will only change for the ayyys

Rolling for sexy blue ladies

>>513259340 (OP)
Fuck off, space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>513259382
In what way?

>>513259400
Our moon is boring and the most exciting thing going for it is a white flag, so it will have to be up to France to make that call

>>513259340 (OP)
Epstein

Aliens as depicted are about as likely as a magic jew who existed 2025 years ago saving your immortal soul from his own dad

>>513259411
we will teach the eayyys to goon

>>513259506
>I will learn to writeeeeee

>>513259340 (OP)
>>513259382

>>513259388
nice
>>>/wsg/5950203

>>513259411
For the worse.
This is surely the worst shithole planet in this whole fake and gay shitshow of a galaxy

>>513259493
Aliens probably have a Jesus too, if they have convergently evolved
Space Jesus is probably cool

>>513259573
It’s not all that bad. We have some cool animals

>>513259340 (OP)
Assuming they are more advanced than us, they would hopefully ignore us, and communication might be nearly impossible. Intercepting an alien broadcast or detecting some kind of technosignature would be the most interesting scenario, in my opinion

>>513259709
Your pitbull is cute

>>513259549
I don't think it will be so simple
They will subvert & use religion with their alien narrative

You have to alter your percieved convection of intelligence in order to understand how things could be related to one another

>>513259340 (OP)
Can you explain to me why are you so invested in making me go through the red door? I'm almost certain that there is 300 billion dollars on the otherside of the blue door.

>>513260156
Do I need to explain further?

>>513260102
I could, but I shall not :)

>>513260156
I would rather try selling you this bridge instead

>>513259388
Now I wait for sexy blue ladies

>>513259340 (OP)
I'll hate them for being foreigners.

>>513260216
But I insist, buy bitcoins.

>>513259340 (OP)
They are already here though.
The people in charge will never share the technology with us though.

>>513260278
Shut your noise hole you steak man

>>513260309
I think my neighbor might be one of them, now that you mention it. He is from a far away land he calls “ar-can-sauce” and has backwards traditions like saying “yeehaw” really loudly

>>513260204
You found a new garloid

>>513259735
Alien lifeform might be dangerous in ways that we can't even comprehend too.

>>513259340 (OP)
I would ask them if they have the epstein list

People will be apathetic as always

>>513259340 (OP)
Space is fake
Nukes are a hoax
Earth is flat
Evolution is a lie
Dinosaurs never existed

>>513259493
You are not as smart as you think you are

>>513260726
Mass suicide waves might be inevitable.

Don't be wary of it. It knows you very well.

>>513259340 (OP)
Autistic Wikipedia editors will have a miserable time re-writing a ton of articles.
"Steel exists in many civilizations throughout the universe, ON EARTH it was believed to first have been discovered in...." ad infinitum.

If there are really aliens on earth, no one will tell us. They know we'd go try to find them...and that some psychopaths would try to capture and experiment on them.

>>513259411
earth has a reputation akin to an integalactic india

>>513261284
probably
considering we have actual India
But also
yeah, even without that

>>513259553
Is that the guy from the old epic meal time videos?

I've seen an ufo. Metallic pear shaped craft hovering above a lake and in a blink it vanished. It felt unreal for about 5min but then i just moved on with my life. I expect that will be how most ppl react.

>>513259709
Why do whites just assume all beings are moraltards like them? They might fuck with us because they can

>>513259340 (OP)
You'll be running for a few days. After that I expect they will have killed us all.

>>513260416
>mmmmm probing

>>513259448
Kek. I always forget that the flag up there got bleached

>>513260726
I'll take stupid bullshit glowies invented to discredit conspiracy theorists for $1,000, Alex.

>>513259340 (OP)
>All religion will collapse
>People wont want to work or pay taxes
>World Gov will ask aliens to help with energy and food problems. Natural disatsers and disease.
>Stock market collapse

>>513259340 (OP)
yeah,
makes sure you land in western lands only!

the fucking muzzies, niggers and beaners will all think Demons have come and will flee our countries in total panic

>>513266533
Just remove all world leaders and the top 1% and move them to the vacuum of space so civilization can recover.
That would moat likely create it's own religion as suddenly the people would be free.
They don't need to do anything else as mankind survived just fine long before power hungry idiots decided to imprison the world