Thread 513263759

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Anonymous (ID: pDHdfsJs)

8/17/2025, 9:39:23 AM No.513263759 >>513263871 >>513263917 >>513263923 >>513264052 >>513264053 >>513264092 >>513264111 >>513264208 >>513264225 >>513264266 >>513264349 >>513265932 >>513266058 >>513266117 >>513267005 >>513267661 >>513269596 >>513269875 >>513270428 >>513270775 >>513272507 >>513272577 >>513273011 >>513273153 >>513273533 >>513273828 >>513273910 >>513278720

It's Saturday night.

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Why aren't you being cuddled by a woman right now?

Anonymous (ID: Vj2Ibu96)

8/17/2025, 9:42:01 AM No.513263871 >>513267005

>>513263759 (OP)
I am so lonely and jealous of that bird. Why can't women love men unconditionally? What is wrong with them?

Anonymous (ID: /rsedKQj)

8/17/2025, 9:42:59 AM No.513263917

>>513263759 (OP)
It's Sunday morning and she's sleeping next to me.

Anonymous (ID: IWRbsOBf)

8/17/2025, 9:43:06 AM No.513263923 >>513266694 >>513267005

>>513263759 (OP)
Cuddling with the girls is pretty fun.
>t. femanon

Anonymous (ID: +lQpEwW3)

8/17/2025, 9:45:47 AM No.513264052 >>513273991

>>513263759 (OP)
I have a big fat cat and like 20 beer left. I went skydiving and skydiving gives me such a high, its better than sex. the cat gives me a more intelligent conversation than talking to some hole. For everything else, I got my /pol/niggers

Anonymous (ID: eqi1hiPT) 8/17/2025, 9:45:47 AM No.513264053 >>513264168

>>513263759 (OP)

DAAMMNN, That dick is HUUGGE,

Anonymous (ID: HWXgZmfx)

8/17/2025, 9:46:44 AM No.513264092

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>>513263759 (OP)
It's complicated.

Anonymous (ID: l2YuvMLf)

8/17/2025, 9:47:15 AM No.513264111 >>513264221 >>513277076 >>513277268

>>513263759 (OP)
>Tfw an ostrich has experience more intimatacy with a white women than me...
>Tfw a raven has touched more white booty than me...

Anonymous (ID: WMfAKFuL) 8/17/2025, 9:48:05 AM No.513264143

all you've got to cuddle is your 4chan banners, tenda, you angry chinaman

Anonymous (ID: +lQpEwW3)

8/17/2025, 9:48:40 AM No.513264168

>>513264053
https://youtu.be/wbStc83X78E?feature=shared&t=17

Anonymous (ID: Qin92wfU)

8/17/2025, 9:49:49 AM No.513264208

>>513263759 (OP)
Because I'm not a stupid 20 year old wagie who is only free on the weekends? And whose highest ambition in life is working for and being helpful to a hole. A slimy pussy hole.

Anonymous (ID: HWXgZmfx)

8/17/2025, 9:50:11 AM No.513264221

>>513264111
Why can't you just obsess over your own women. Your mother is crying.

Anonymous (ID: RIqpWAIS)

8/17/2025, 9:50:22 AM No.513264225

>>513263759 (OP)
YJK

Anonymous (ID: 1eiVOYwC)

8/17/2025, 9:51:34 AM No.513264266

>>513263759 (OP)
She fell asleep after my blow job

Anonymous (ID: j7LKQlfB)

8/17/2025, 9:53:50 AM No.513264349

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>>513263759 (OP)
>Shows more affection towards an emu then she will ever show towards her man
Gee I fucking wonder why...

Anonymous (ID: bhakxUia)

8/17/2025, 10:30:00 AM No.513265932

>>513263759 (OP)
you just know

Anonymous (ID: ZBq12Ce6)

8/17/2025, 10:32:44 AM No.513266058

>>513263759 (OP)
>be me
>be on vacation without gf
>gf calls me telling me she cried last night cause she misses me so much

Anonymous (ID: KSXuBdF3)

8/17/2025, 10:34:13 AM No.513266117 >>513266514

>>513263759 (OP)
Women scare me!

Anonymous (ID: r9ld5FS/)

8/17/2025, 10:36:56 AM No.513266238

I kicked her out some time ago LMAO

Anonymous (ID: +lQpEwW3)

8/17/2025, 10:43:50 AM No.513266514

>>513266117
Who needs'um

Anonymous (ID: qbTshDDG) 8/17/2025, 10:48:24 AM No.513266694

>>513263923
Show tits and GTFO

Anonymous (ID: 8YCQXm8x)

8/17/2025, 10:55:34 AM No.513267005

>>513263923
>>513263871
>>513263759 (OP)
Id rather cuddle the bird

Anonymous (ID: cC+fuVEs)

8/17/2025, 10:57:08 AM No.513267074

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I'd rather be face deep in some animal neck. Breathing in those mareramones

Anonymous (ID: 52+3LkbZ)

8/17/2025, 11:02:13 AM No.513267294

I never bothered to make human connections

Anonymous (ID: fWLlGF+r)

8/17/2025, 11:10:49 AM No.513267661

>>513263759 (OP)
I don't really know any.

Anonymous (ID: NyP9wxsm)

8/17/2025, 11:55:59 AM No.513269596

>>513263759 (OP)
Modern women are worthless, ugly creatures who are not worth a man's time or effort.

Anonymous (ID: KvSL9PLO)

8/17/2025, 12:01:48 PM No.513269875

>>513263759 (OP)
Because I am not an ostrich. ;_;

Anonymous (ID: hQY1P0ub)

8/17/2025, 12:15:10 PM No.513270428

>>513263759 (OP)
australlian ntr

Anonymous (ID: TKSMbJdK)

8/17/2025, 12:17:01 PM No.513270516 >>513270624 >>513270742

because im being cuddled by a man

Anonymous (ID: NyP9wxsm)

8/17/2025, 12:19:57 PM No.513270624

>>513270516
Ha
Gay

Anonymous (ID: CZ11RYws)

8/17/2025, 12:22:45 PM No.513270742

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>>513270516
Jeet leaf

Anonymous (ID: kzfjxcwn)

8/17/2025, 12:23:32 PM No.513270775

>>513263759 (OP)
Because this toilet is not cuddle-friendly.

Anonymous (ID: 5bjMlC5K)

8/17/2025, 12:27:15 PM No.513270913 >>513273000

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Because I am an ugly fat 5ft8 male with trauma from being treated like SHIT his whole life

Anonymous (ID: xRfI6TLA)

8/17/2025, 1:05:36 PM No.513272507 >>513272947

>>513263759 (OP)
because my wifes a fucking oven. I put a Giant pillow between us and use my own comforter. Fucking girl runs at 115 degrees.

Anonymous (ID: E+ay9D2u)

8/17/2025, 1:07:09 PM No.513272577

>>513263759 (OP)
I am being cuddled by my own intelligence - I am euphoric in this moment.

Anonymous (ID: 71mpHJ/M)

8/17/2025, 1:15:48 PM No.513272947 >>513273344

>>513272507
My wife is pregnant atm. I have the AC set for 60, This bitch is like an irradiated space heater. Its fucking insane that someone can just shoot heat off them like this. when shes awake its not like this, but as soon as she hits REM she boils everything.

Anonymous (ID: xnHmsooy)

8/17/2025, 1:16:55 PM No.513273000

>>513270913
I am the exact same but I have wife and kids, you can make it brother

Anonymous (ID: hrDdISpp)

8/17/2025, 1:17:07 PM No.513273011

>>513263759 (OP)
These birds are fucking savage and the day will come when the bird will pick out her eyes

Anonymous (ID: fMMPX10H)

8/17/2025, 1:19:49 PM No.513273153

>>513263759 (OP)
>tattoos
Into the trash it goes.

Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw (ID: sXT5reJ3)

8/17/2025, 1:21:20 PM No.513273224

I was. I took a edible and watched Wicked: part 1.

Anonymous (ID: jy91esyx)

8/17/2025, 1:23:57 PM No.513273344

>>513272947
yeah dude! been there too. I don't even want her foot touching my leg cause that spot where her foot is gonna make me sweat there. Lol

Anonymous (ID: K7LnzVcQ)

8/17/2025, 1:28:48 PM No.513273533

>>513263759 (OP)
I know this webm is meant to have sexual undertones but all I can think about is how that woman is going to lose a fucking eyeball

Anonymous (ID: wt3QSE6Y) 8/17/2025, 1:35:04 PM No.513273828 >>513274054

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>>513263759 (OP)
I don't leave my room in the summer. Don't want to see happy couples and girls in skimpy dresses.

Anonymous (ID: nygOymyq)

8/17/2025, 1:36:46 PM No.513273910

>>513263759 (OP)
wtf, is this some kind of fetish

Anonymous (ID: nygOymyq)

8/17/2025, 1:38:23 PM No.513273991

>>513264052
well a cat maybe more intelligent than a women, but you can't fuck a cat

Anonymous (ID: 3EFZZ/TK)

8/17/2025, 1:39:58 PM No.513274054 >>513274734

>>513273828
Summer is torture. Can’t even walk at night in summer without seeing couples or happy people

Anonymous (ID: wt3QSE6Y) 8/17/2025, 1:54:35 PM No.513274734

>>513274054
Going out in 2025 is a humiliation ritual and I'm skipping that shit, let some other losers get dabbed on

Anonymous (ID: pTDcdN3a)

8/17/2025, 2:39:15 PM No.513277076

>>513264111
Stop comparing yourself to others
Comparison is the thief of joy
There is no truer statement

Anonymous (ID: qieyt4it)

8/17/2025, 2:42:20 PM No.513277268

>>513264111
So birds are dinosaurs, a dinosaur is getting cuddles from a monkey.

millions of years ago, that birds ancestors probably ate some of her ancestors AND now she is submitting to it and giving it affection.

man nature is WHACK!

Anonymous (ID: azIChrUb)

8/17/2025, 3:05:43 PM No.513278564

Because we're fighting because she slammed her head into a table on purpose during a fight and put a big gash in her forehead and has a big scar and won't change her hairstyle to hide it so I can still find her attractive. Dont get mixed up with women, just stay single. Even the "good" ones are fucking crazy.

Anonymous (ID: mpAUSyo1)

8/17/2025, 3:08:23 PM No.513278720

>>513263759 (OP)
I have better things to do.