Thread 513265480

Sent those eurofreaks flying

>>513265480 (OP)
how can anyone hate this man?

>>513265480 (OP)
Can confirm that this is true however it’s unclear if he meant the 15% he already has placed on our country or wants to add additional tariffs.

Anyway, our politicians don’t influence the Nobel committee and the committee has no political power, so not entirely sure what his endgoal is supposed to be.

>>513265480 (OP)
kek
if he gets the nobel prize he'll expose the nobel organization
if he doesn't get the nobel prize, he fucks their country

thank you president trump for showing how corrupt and derelict this world really is

>>513265482
Legally speaking, sure they have no influence.
In reality if pressed Norwegian politicians can find a way to influence the Nobel committee.

>>513265484
Actually, it is designed that way exactly to avoid situations like this / political pressure.

>>513265483
China btfo’d us for a decade after we gave the prize to a dissident so doubt we will cave this time since we’re much more dependent on trade with China than with the US.

>>513265483
>if he gets the nobel prize he'll expose the nobel organization
The Nobel Peace Prize is given out by Norway, not the Nobel organization.

>>513265487
https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/GydJVq/dn-trump-ringte-jens-stoltenberg-om-nobels-fredspris
https://www.nettavisen.no/okonomi/trump-skal-ha-tatt-opp-nobelprisen-med-stoltenberg-i-tolltelefon/s/5-95-2566120

>>513265489
https://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/det-hvite-hus-utover-press-pa-nobelkomiteen-i-norge/s/5-95-2565090

It’s in snowmonkey speak but translate exists.

>>513265480 (OP)
Retard, nobel prize is swedish not norwegian

>>513265486
I have nothing against Norway. I actually wish your country the best but you see how stupid and political the Nobel peace prize is.

>>513265491
The Nobel peace prize is given out by Norway because back in the days, ol’ Alfred Nobel thought the swedes were a bunch of aggressive, war mongering Neanderthals.

>>513265480 (OP)
They should give it to Biden and make Trump go nuclear. With luck, a stroke will take him down too.

>>513265480 (OP)
Unreal how hard he got mindbroken by Obama winning it

>>513265492
Sure it’s political but it is also independent from the government (a good thing).

Not sure why not caving for the Chinese or the Americans necessarily is a bad thing though.

>>513265480 (OP)
>Achieves nothing in Pakistan/India, they settle it themselves
>Drop a few bombs on Iran pushing the issue into the future
>"End" a de facto already ended conflict in Armenia
>Dont do anything about Putin
Guy is really pissed about Obama having one huh

>>513265480 (OP)
I thought it was a Swedish prize

>>513265495
I hope the committee gives it to Obama again just to mess with him. Or a joint prize with Biden and Zelenskyy and Ursula.

>>513265480 (OP)
>Reminder that there's three and a half more years of this

>>513265498
Physics, literature, medicine, chemistry are. The peace prize is given by us because reasons: >>513265493

>>513265500
You got what you voted for I guess.

>>513265489
Yup, I'll trust the fat TDS afflicted lady who's obsessed with Hamas and obviously is biased against the orange, I wonder how much reddit karma she has

https://www.vg.no/forfatter/vilde-elgaaen

does this norgaygian reply to every poster in the thread?
is this a bot?
test

>>513265495
He's showing early signs of dementia
My grandpa was like that too when the disease started.
He would get salty because his "work rival" got the trophy of best soccer player in the company

>>513265505
why are you as a Brazilian calling football 'soccer'?

>>513265505
My grandma get pissed at things that happened 60 years ago too.

>>513265501
Interesting. Never knew about it

>>513265508
>sudaca is dumb
we are not surprised

>>513265506
My acid trip is not entirely over yet and it sounded better that way

>>513265485
Why do nordcucks especially fall for every lie their government and institutions tell them?

>>513265509
I didn't knew that either

>>513265509
Your fellow shitalian literally thought the same thing moments ago doe >>513265491

>>513265512
Thanks

>>513265480 (OP)
it's not just a lefty talking point. He really is OBSESSED with Obama

>>513265514
ur welcome
>>513265512
*know

>>513265511
See >>513265486

I guess the turdie mind is literally incapable of comprehending that you actually can construct your institutions in a way that forces transparency and independence.

>>513265515
Dementia Don

>>513265502
Still better than Kamala and I'm not going to pretend like that's not the case :Y

>>513265515
Starting to believe the «hiring hookers to pee on the bed Obama slept in» Russia gate story might be real.

>>513265519
Imagine if they allowed Bernie to run against Donnie, lol, Bernie would have easily won even after sleepy Joe fucked up so badly

Idk wtf Demonrats were thinking by picking Pajeeta Harris

>>513265511
Protestants germanoids have a very commie mentality to submit to authority

>>513265520
Something like that must be real
His super beta bitch behaviour towards Putin must be for something

>>513265480 (OP)
Our country is cooked

>>513265521
Bernie is too left for the democrats

>>513265522
proof here >>513265517
muh "institutions" are le good lmao how gullable can they be

>>513265521
The DNC wants someone they can control. Bernie is too much of an outsider for them.

>>513265526
No institution is immune from corruption, but strong institutions are the backbone of any strong society

China would've been a India without the CCP for example

>>513265521
>>513265525
It's always funny to see how you irrelevant thirdies are so involved in amerisharts politics like it's your own election

>>513265517
>transparency and independence

>>513265529
It's affecting us unfortunately

But yes I'm colonised mentally. My inner monologue is in english already

>>513265528
people make the country, this is why yours is a shithole

>>513265532
And europe is going the same direction importing millions of thirdies

>>513265532
The "people" know nothing of statecraft

>>513265521
>Imagine if Bernie would've won
There'd be instances of attempted domestic terrorist attacks and a quite a few that were successful just because of the sheer quantity with the FBI would be in constant overtime. We aren't Europe lil' bro, if some goober made it into with the white house with the word socialist anywhere near his policies, then this would very much be the case

>>513265482
>politicians don’t influence the Nobel committee and the committee has no political power
Why did obama get it again?

Only faggots care what another man does.

>decent prices for healthcare
nah lil bro thats communism
>unlimited money printed aid for billionaires and israel?
now thats more like it, true capitalism wins again

>>513265529
Irrelevant? America runs the world, sweaty, and what they do defines our lives

Proof? Novel Peace prize Winner Barrack Obama bombs the shit out brownies and your country and mine now have to ferry them to the west as economic migrants

Orange man comes the other day to Mrs Ursula and she gulped his sanctions dick happily without daring to even say a world. How much more proof you need that we're owned by America?

>>513265536
Why did Henry Kissinger get it?
Why did al gore get it?
The committee is retarded.

>>513265483
>if he gets the nobel prize he'll expose the nobel organization
What could he possibly show people that we don't already know about what a load of shit the Nobel Peace Prize is already?
>gave it to Henry Kissinger after he commited war crimes
>gave it to Obama while he was stepping up the American-led invasion of Afghanistan
Everybody already knows the NPP is a load of shit. Who cares if he wins it or not?

>>513265480 (OP)
I'm think I beginning to grasp the extent of this country's decline

>>513265536
Zeitgeist or something

>>513265541
> Who cares if he wins it or not?
Apparently Trump does. A lot, too.

>>513265541
Trump really cares considering he keeps trying to make a dozen peace deals every month that last a few seconds at most. His obama derangement syndrome is off the charts

>>513265539
>Orange man comes the other day to Mrs Ursula and she gulped his sanctions dick happily without daring to even say a world.
I heard the french reacted badly to it.
Are they going to block it?

>>513265540
>Kissinger
because he helped put an end to a very justifiable and almost won war, willing to sacrifice all the hard work, money and deaths already put in
>al gore
climate change was a meme before he popularized and mainstreamed it to election talking points

>>513265540
>Henry Kissinger was awarded the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize, jointly with Le Duc Tho, for their roles in negotiating a ceasefire in the Vietnam War. The ceasefire agreement, which took effect in January 1973, was intended to end the conflict between the United States and North Vietnam. However, the agreement was not durable, and the war continued.
Basically a prize for nothing

>>513265524
At least you tried. But you're bad at marksmanship.
Shamefur dispray from a self-professed gun culture.

>>513265547
Dude the Vietnam war didn’t end until years after and climate change has nothing to do with peace.

>>513265539
>gayreek can't even read

>muh Ursula
she's literally irrelevant in european politics, only you little EU countries think otherwise

>>513265547
There was nothing justifiable about the Vietnam war

>>513265549
Obviously staged to make Trump win popular support

>>513265546
In the end of the day the retarded tranny fucker that runs France will only claim so to save face and he will yield because he knows this piece of shit europoor union has absolutely no leverage to threaten anyone, let alone countries like USA or China

>>513265549
Nice that he has very good plastic surgeons that managed to fix ears

>>513265551
>the royalty that runs the European Commission is irrelevant

Yeap, also Ukraine is winning, don't forget

>>513265554
> europoor union has absolutely no leverage to threaten anyone, let alone countries like USA
Then why hasn’t Trump ended nato and pulled out of yookraine yet?

>>513265556
vpn off druggie

>>513265554
They could do nothing. Would've been better than accepting any deal.

Let burgers drown in self-imposed inflation

>>513265557
Trump is surrounded by anti-Russian neocons like Marco Rubio

>brings up Ukraine for no reason

The gayreek is a seething hivan, isn’t he?

>>513265540
>Why did Henry Kissinger get it?
If Kissinger was still alive and in a position of power and influence like he was under Nixon, then this war in Ukraine would be greatly reduced, if not outright not happen because the ziggers would be too busy fighting islamic extremists in Central Asia.

Euros are unironically too fucking stupid and naive to realize this is how peace is usually achieved outside the bubble that is Europe.

>>513265556
you wouldn't understand because you live in a country dependant on the EU, not the other way around
also we don't give a shit about pookrain

>>513265560
Like he has any real power and isn’t forced to go through humiliation rituals every day at the White House

>>513265562
Anon. That's not what peace means

>>513265521
Bernie would never get pass because he is too senile, he back downs all the time, and because of his past actions. Bernie was a sex pest material and was borderline enemy of America, since he released bunch of articles with journals where he wrote about women in derogatory manner and had strong ties with commies. Ffs, he even had his wedding in USSR. He'd get eaten alive by the media and other dems for all the shit he has done, and he'd pussy out like he usually does.

>>513265557
Oh boy, Trump realized the most realistic way to end the war is do it on Russia’s terms rather than pumping billions of dollars into Ukraine. He had enough of this shit.

>>513265564
It was very funny to see this man go to SEA countries promising good relations while the countries there got stamped the second highest tariffs in the world by orangeman at the same time

>>513265562
Not sure how this answers «why did Kissinger win the peace prize» question but okay, nice Henry Kissinger fanart I guess.

>>513265567
He'll change his mind after some journalist asks him about Eppstein again

>>513265557
Anyone who thinks Donnie would abolish nato is a retard, nato was created as a way to exert ans and enforce American influence over Europe to counter the soviets and today ziggers

Also he will pull out of UA after he makes sure he gets to eat their flesh alongside his friend in the east. We're upon a new Yalta agreement over this

>>513265563
You don't give a shit but you pay for it, either way you're a little too stupid to talk about politics, maybe return to /ita/ to talk about 'fem boys' and tranime?

>>513265567
Pro tip:
Trumo talks big, does Biden economics and fails at everything he touches.
After this the USA will drown on super wokism on steroids because every critisim will be dismissed with reference to trump.
USA is over.

>>513265569
>nice Henry Kissinger fanart I guess
Not very realistic tho.
The man was a ghoul but never managed to threaten soviet internal integrity

>>513265567
That deal entailed giving nato securitiies guarantees to yookraine which Putin really doesn’t want so not exactly sure why you’d think that this would happen.

>>513265566
You know, people say the same about the orange, they even claim his nickname is agent Krasnov or some shit

>>513265571
you are just some retard from r/euope that believes in the "european army" or "united states of yurop", pathetic

>>513265561
Why Wouldn't I? Europe has thrown hundreds of billions there and we can't even stop the orcs and their thirdie alliances (poverty Korean soldiers and make shift drones from Iran)

Ukraine stalemate is gonna bite us in the ass

>>513265544
>>513265545
So basically a retard, and perhaps other retards, as well. Nobody with half a brain should take the prize seriously at this point. They destroyed their credibility a long time ago. Most awards like that are a load of shit. The only Nobel prizes that might warrant any merit are for things like science.

>>513265575
Bernie is a self-declared "democratic" socialist. Probably just a socdem on steroids.

But in America that's a big no no anyway

>>513265565
Well, I'm sorry to tell you that's the closest thing you're going to get to peace buddy

>>513265580
At this point I'm the most pro status quo in the world

>>513265536
Because they weren't offering a Nobel Prize for pandering to the masses in the wake of the first black POTUS that year.

>>513265575
Trump is well known and trusted figure by many, has his own charm, and he also represents America well. Unlike Bernie, Trump is good with people and acts responsibly most of the time. Bernie on the other hand doesn't have a single bit of charisma and is soc-dem, which in America is considered a commie, and since most of America is very conservative he'd get eaten alive for that. There's no way Bernie would pass.

>>513265580
Kissinger was a believer in realpolitik so he would most likely have allowed Russia to steamroll all over Ukraine.

>>513265573
>never managed to threaten soviet internal integrity
China?

>>513265480 (OP)
i lol'd

>>513265572
Cope, Trump screwed over Europe in both trade and geopolitics lmaoooo. Go die in Ukraine if you wanna defend it so much. It’s time for you faggots to foot the bill. Enjoy pumping hundred billions of dollars to American weapons and energy industry lol.

>>513265577
>>513265574
>>513265567
where is Ursula? where is Macron?
Why are pooropeans so irrelevant that they can't even decide the future of a pooropean country?

>>513265535
You can barely breath without your cpap mask, pipe down

>>513265585
Was it Kissinger?

>>513265480 (OP)
Hilarious, I don't believe it

>>513265591
A twitter screen cap is always real

>>513265591
See >>513265489 and >>513265490

>>513265572
>After this the USA will drown on super wokism on steroids because every critisim will be dismissed with reference to trump.
I thought post-trump USA couldn't possibly get any worse but that's a valid point.

>>513265579
>>513265583
I know but remember they sabotaged him when he run against Hilary for the then upcoming 2016 elections

In the 2024 ones he could have been their only solution but still they didn't even have primaries so people be able wouldn't vote for Bernie

Both the Republicans and the Democrats are vile and undemocratic

>>513265574
Security guarantees my ass. The peace deal will be full of loopholes where America ain’t going to be involved and Trump won’t even honor article 5.

>>513265596
Okay HIVan

>>513265598
Bro. There is a fucking interview where Trump said Article 5 have many interpretations loooooool. That’s why Yuros got desperate and increase defense spending by 5% which will mostly go to buying American arms. Fucking Mark Rutte doing everything he can to please Trump.

>>513265597
>A few hours later, police officers heard the speaker’s message and rushed to clear as many people out of nearby apartments and hotels as they could. Just before dawn, the R.V. exploded, its concussion reverberating for blocks. Debris was flung several blocks away. Mr. Warner was inside the R.V. It is believed that he was the only person who died.
Impressive, kys I guess

>>513265484
They won't, the members of the committe are leftist academy types, they don't give a shit about what the norwegian government say to them

>>513265482
>Anyway, our politicians don’t influence the Nobel committee and the committee has no political power, so not entirely sure what his endgoal is supposed to be.
hes a retarded american who thinks he can just "ask norway" to give him the nobel peace prize

>>513265599
Not sure why you’re seething over Europeans buying American weapons. We’ve literally done exactly this since the Cold War.

>>513265601
Also, like a third of them are unironic Jews.

>>513265603
he's making fun of us (europeans)
you don't get it because you are a butthurt belt slavshits diasporoid

>>513265605
>you are doing the exact same thing you’ve already done for 60 years this means that Trump somehow btfo’d you
Ya, I don’t get it.

>>513265605
>lose argument
>call them butthurt
Typical shittaly

>>513265607
he's butthurt in the whole thread, it's an easy target

>>513265603
He's not wrong though, the war in Ukraine showed how America is not affidable and how you can't depend on foreign weapons with the whole you can't bomb russian planes on the ground while they're bombing you

>>513265608
1. American will use maintenance parts for the weapons you purchased from them as bargaining chips.
2. American gas is much more expensive than Russian gas.

>>513265610

>you can't bomb russian planes on the ground
This was a Biden era policy. Ukrainian piggers did exactly this once Trump took office. And Trump now are even giving them long range Patriot missiles. Is this ironic shitposting?

>>513265612
>Trump now are even giving them long range Patriot missiles
Which won't arrive this year

>>513265611
Anon, European weapons industry have been tightly coupled with American for literal decades. Our own weapons factories (nammo, kongsberggruppen) have specialized in making parts for American weapons. This is how the euro weapons industry have been for decades.

>>513265614
And that's a bad thing, we should try and decouple our weapon's industry from America

>>513265613
…

How can anyone like this retard?

>>513265480 (OP)
kek, glorious.