Thread 513272595

>'NO THREAT' Judge who controversially allowed knife-wielding migrant to stay in UK was on pro-asylum charity board
https://archive.is/20250817102800/https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36325153/judge-migrant-ruling-pro-asylum-charity-board/

>Labour council ‘left Palestine flags up’ while removing Union Jacks
https://archive.is/20250815202612/https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/birmingham-city-council-palestine-flags-union-jack-vr895w5wj

Homosexual prostitution should be punishable by death for both parties.
Retroactively.
- Ricky "The Slasher" Jones

Kiiieeer Staaaaarmer's a waaaannkeer

sick of it

>>513272653
77 Brigade fucking hate 4chan

We counter signal all their efforts

>>513272691
two and a half years int nick for you, my lad. should have joined the labour party if you want to spew violent rhetoric like that and get away with it.

>>513272770
>77th fucking kids
Kek nothing new. Look at that nonce, I'd say he was a poofter if it wasn't a girl. (Though he probably likes both)

https://xcancel.com/UKLabour/status/1956989437998420209#m
they literally can't think of a legit attack line kek
wasn't revenge porn already illegal?
>g-give us your ID and nobody can post your private vids on the internet!

>>513272793
>Converts to islam
>Ironically comes out more extreem

>>513272793
I have missed this place.
Fucking hell

>>513272908
>I'm a returning oldfag

>>513272595 (OP)

Kill whitey.
Slit whiteys throat.
Round whitey up.
Get rid of whitey.

am fubar

might buy some gold and/or silver might not idk

>>513272946
I'd believe it had Prince Philip and the rest of them not relentlessly promoted gay race communism for the past 60 years

>>513272770

4chan actually played a small part in getting this guy reported.

might go anon, it's not about me

>>513273010
loved scrobbling on that back in the day
scrobbling the most obscure 90s alt rock garbage i found on a blogspot page so it would show up on my 5x5 and make me look mysterious and interesting

>The trouble allegedly started when she discovered a migrant inside her blind mother's ground-floor flat, a five-minute walk away from the hotel.
>She found the man 'moving his hand' over his genital area, Ms Augustus's lawyer Emma Clements told Thames Magistrates' Court.
>The hearing was told she returned a short time later with a meat cleaver and started banging it on a metal barrier outside the hotel. She was later arrested at her home.

the law is the law is the law

speaking cauldronimously

>>513273097
we love you bro

>>513272653
They want to take my 4chan away. They want to take my fucking 4chan away! This is the final straw, lads! I've had enough and this is the final straw!

>>513273026
>coronation forced to watch an african mating ritual
gold

going shoppington
don't even want to drink but possessed to do so
don't desire it, don't want it
but MUST

>>513272977
your trivial labels mean nothing to me.

>Be in an age of ever evolving deep fake technology
>Read about U.K. government being infested with pedophiles
>Read about U.K's Prime Minister's Operation Yewtree, a sweeping Pro-Pedophile reforms
>Read about unpunished migrant raep squads
>Read about U.K. government trying to blow up the ocean of piss
>Suddenly U.K. has ocean of piss plattered all over it and deep fakes of [POLITICIAN] burning the quran all over social media
Oh no! Your country is dickbees in under 24 hours!

>>513273026
In my mind they are singing
"Somalian pirates we"

>>513273213
just openly goon for hours instead and tell her it’s that or the drink

>>513273234
Sho respec
>Makes sumo noises

>>513273234
stop talking to fucking kikes

scrobbling was a portal to lost worlds
https://youtu.be/GxbzFkNEfvU?feature=shared

>>513273339
you've figured me out, done me if you will

>>513272595 (OP)
that nigger isn't British
to make it worse hes in witht he commies

Public enemy number one
I would kill him

gonna down another 2L of choccy milk at work today wish me luck

>>513272793
>should have joined the labour party if you want to spew violent rhetoric like that and get away with it.
Don't forget if you didn't get called a nigger a few times in school you won't get away with it.
You can become a councillor though.

>>513273371
how else am I to let my grievences known to our benelovent rulers?

Why are there scottish people in england? Doesn't sit well with me.

really regret eating that pork pie yesterday
my shits are foul

>>513273407
feminine behaviour

>>513272653
>before you know it you could be arrested for criticizing a politician

>>513273467
oh fuck right off
I cant own shit, why?
Because the English are all fucking flooding me, Cant get the kids in school. Why? Cos the English are fleeing their prison!!
I dont begrudge as we're all a big family really, But do not fucking come it

>>513273467
Scotts are the least of your concern https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/migrants-detected-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats/migrants-detected-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats-last-7-days

>>513273484
in what way whatsoever

https://www.mylondon.news/news/local-news/man-left-broken-arm-because-32255557
>A man slipped in the shower and broke his arm because of the size of his penis - said to have been medically proven as the largest in the world. Matt Barr has had his penis independently measured at 14.5 inches (37cm), and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
>But Matt, 41, from London, says its size has caused him problems in the past - and has now left him with a broken arm. Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.

>>513273467
oi loik norf... just not too norf...

niggas really just be saying anything to sound trendy-rw-incelgroyper-adjacent

>>513273537
>boats involved in uncontrolled landings

Is this just a nice euphamism for saying they weren't taxi'd across by a state-funded NGO?

>>513273026
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqm3iJKHpH4
This part was pretty kino

>>513272653
instead of R.E or black history studies, we should be teaching young people the structure and process of the legal system.

>>513273557
ahem

>>513273582
niggors really just be gettin deported back to mars with the rest of the freemasons

>>513273120
except when it isn't, the labour party might as well be the newest rite of freemasonry in terms of protection from heinous crimes that it affords to its members.

I'll never forgive the scots for what they did to us

>>513273154
>They want to take my 4chan away.
Surely they don't really care. Most of the time there are less than 50 briddish flag anons here. Prolly less than 200 regs and less than 2k who use chins in the last year. Compare that to the millions on jewbook and twatter or whatever normieverse the normalnoids are using. If the government are losing their grip on their extreme left of the bolchevic communist narratives online, kvetching over this Mongolian basket weaving enthusiasts forum isn't going to do shit.

>>513273620
Tony is not a jock
Dont come it

>>513273557
>that's ruined my holiday that has

>>513273154
Wait till the murrican safety bill comes into force. It will be their own government in their own country.

>>513273650
He's an incel with a massive cock.
Totally wasted on him.

>>513273673
fucking mongrels both of them

>>513273470
pork pie- shiny eye - the champagne pedo

coalition of the willies

>>513272770
77 plebs still haven't posted their willies.

Music to go down Greggs to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx2uV_GOB68

Music to nightwalk around London to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYJYAgsHtWI

>>513272770
kek
>Boss is a simp
>new boss is a girl boss
just

>>513273620
Leo and Hazel are lovely names
Leo is a bit of a deano kid name now but it’s undeniably cool
Or go with Leon short for Leonidas

nicksimulator dot com
See if you can get the house lads

had my boots on for like 30 mins
rolling around the floor
done an existential crisis
so hard to go to shoppington
but we have to do it

>>513273866
the bumcord poofters would recognise the willies
bad opsec

>>513273826
We're friends aren't we shlomo?

>Plans to spend more than £10bn refurbishing the Palace of Westminster could end in financial disaster, senior parliamentarians have warned
>£10 billion to refurbish
totally legit contracts nothing to see here
>Peers were last month informed that £9.6mn has been spent on a new entrance to the House of Lords, which does not work properly — people in wheelchairs have become trapped and it needs a security officer to push a button to operate it.
https://archive.is/20250815172127/https://www.ft.com/content/9e4b16ec-071f-40c8-9171-d2cf86737ce4

>>513273969
where is gf in all this

>>513272770
adultery is evidence of being a decent glowie, the army board is constituted by entire retards

the white race is under attack by brown people

>>513273979
You tell me, are /pol/ tards finally coming for shabbat? I made Talmud pasta

>>513274005
she's having her lunch, i said sorry like

Hallo Offcom Saars, I am neighborhood boat-rapist.

I rape the boats and put holes in the saar, and all the Muslims drown.

Do not hate me saar, I am trying to integration thank you very much.

>>513273702
Cope
They're coming for everyone

>>513274063
give her a hug and start crying and say you just love her so much and then propose randomly

>>513274081
hello

>>513273537
Now I post the planes bringing in the millions.

STOP THE FUCKING PLANES!

>>513274124
i can't cry on cue but i'll propose marriage
see what she says
put out the feelers

she said no

>>513273702
there are lots more readers than posters, when something happens you get 500 bongs appear.

Also does 4chan have any point without British influence and control? I think it should be closed down if we lose access

>>513274081
>judge who controversially allowed knife-wielding migrant to stay in uk was on pro-asylum charity board
i'm 80% sure a knife is illegal in the uk.

>>513273667
Peter Kyles boss Ivor Caplin as well

>>513273241
i like france and the french a lot they made loads of good stuff

>>513274212
What if it's injecting ideas and memes directly into the hearts and minds of young glowies?

>>513274178
keep me updated lad

They’re watching us very closely, be careful.
https://x.com/awk20000/status/1956890792204857543?s=46&t=e_JE9HBlP4tkjKBGhWpvrg

>>513273956
>Leo and Hazel are lovely names
No they ain't. Proper English names are things like Richard and Sue, Andrew and Zoe, Dave and Rebecca.

Leo is and astrological sign. Hazel is a type of tree and a hue of brown. Bullshit leftoid names like Xir and Yolanda.

>>513274200
oh
you know it’s like you’re in a loveless marriage but you’re not even married

>>513274132
Hallo saar, my name is Rangpu, I am five-hundredth generation pure blood Marathi, and now I bring butter chicken to your house for sub-minimum wage.

Look at what you have done to me you bloody bastard bitch.

Don't be racist, but I put my hands in your curry every time, saar.

>>513274168
>% of landings carrying immigrants = 98.5%

>>513272595 (OP)
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/_ng1ovEr46c?feature=shared

>>513273866
some of them have front holes

>>513274360
>Yolanda
Airwrecka

>>513273068
how so?
>>513273866
there really wasn't much willy posting on there

>>513274082
>They're coming for everyone
Well i don't like it and don't like them.

>>513274352
traitor faggots

>>513274364
hello rangpu
in some occult circles they reckon you should be able to poo in your hands as part of initiation
i've never been part of anything like that i reckon you indian lads love a good poo

>>513274409
Theres a long term immigrant on almost every flight, est. 4k a day who will never leave.

>>513274212
There's an estimated 300 link logging/following people/bots in all brit/pol/ threads
Watch any YT channel viewer numbers before the link get's posted then watch the surge, then watch them all dissapear when it's not a Tarrant murder spree stream.

>>513272653
Kiers going to end up in gitmo

see you all on Starmerchan

>>513274318
You're prolly french then.

Any of you lads planning any based happenings in the near future?

>>513274352
chat is this real

>>513274318
....and some other people like girlpussy

>>513274546
I really hope JD Vance calls out Fat Lammy and Keir for their censorship when they visit

>>513274360
only a couple of those names are Germanic in origin the rest are Greek and Hebrew

Leonard is a Germanic name
Hazel ironically is actually an old English word
Horticulturally inspired names are a common thing and very beautiful and poetic

in short, you’re wrong, and you’re a grotesquely ugly freak

>>513274360
for me it's names like Linda, Carol, Sharon, Tina old skool working class no bullshit girls names.

the hitler youth is back btw

>>513272653
baldy nonce

only huwhites are human

>>513274565
they're really gonna fine 4chan 20k a day for me posting here?
Holy fuck

Erm, I dont wanna be that burden. Fucking hell

>>513273973
>>513274502
*

>>513274360
>>513274665
>>513274706
I've always been more of a Sephiroth or Dovahkiin enjoyer myself

>>513272653
black belt in what i'd knock him clean out
- anonymous

>>513274565
boots on the ground

>>513274706
Spanish, German, Hebrew, latin

but yeah sounds like it’s a class thing with you lads

sieg mother fucking heil nigga shut down the 4chins i dare you bitch ass nigga the hitler yoof is back

>>513274352
my posts are worth 20k in fines just to stop me posting?
Fucking hell, Im banned from everywhere! this shithole is all i have for social media.

>>513272770
"Emotional relationship"
Lol bongs are so fucked it's unreal

I’ve got a sneaky suspicion that Lucy Connolly does anal.

>>513274836
asss a heig ming bing ting leeaf a tat
un dast hiest
ERICA

>it fo protect de chillen

Do they not realise how bad this shit looks globally? So much for foren investment in the uk tech sector lmao.

Also these US companies with no uk assets need to go after ofcom, the extraterritorial reach of ofcom is indefensible and sets a ridiculous prededent. Not just for them either opens all platforms to being threatened by every tinpot shithole on the planet.

say sieg heil if u think starmer is gay and hitlor is cool

>>513274360
>Richard
French
>Sue
Jewish
>Andrew
Scottish
>Zoe
Greek
>Dave (David)
Jewish
>Rebecca
Jewish

Real English names are like Edmund, Chadwick and Audrey

>>513274530
Hallo White Devil.
Poo is the matter of the world returning to primordial chaos.
It contains large quantities of free floating prana, which can be harnessed by those who are in tune with the designated shitting street.
But he who pursues the secrets of the designated shitting street, without first ritually purifying himself, will be set upon by man-eating Yakshas.

The Aghori Sadhu know this; he who never wipes his ass, need never wash his hands

>>513274874
she's got a bum under her clothes but she doesn't show it to people
told this by left wing journalists

>>513274665
>and you’re a grotesquely ugly freak
Not very nice. Weekend chins is most unfrenly.

>>513274789
>Sephiroth
Look up what that actually is in occult stuff

>>513274947
and Hazel funnily enough
#done him

>>513274352
dodgy link

>>513272857
The irony is they are using the old Tory " New Labour New Danger" style of attack ads that backfired against the Tories so hard in the 90s. This just boosts Nigel's profile even more.

>2030
>...shutting down 4chan five years ago, was the last thing the labour government ever did

rather be speaking german than live near forins tbqhwyngl lads hitlor was right

>>513274665
I was once surrounded by a group of Austrian skin heads who asked me if I was a scouser. I said yes and they all wanted to shake my hand and kept saying Hazel

>>513275026
is it Josh coded/aligned?

>>513275040
Also, kier and jimbo sav is the easy comeback

sieg mudda fuqqing heil bitch ass nigga yeeee haaaw

>>513274958
nice one i'd vote you as my tory mp
if not you can be my councillor if not i'll find a way to elect you to something maybe a school governor

>>513275096
what’s Kanye been up to? He was making the news with crazy shit on a weekly basis earlier this year and now nothing

>>513273154
They will take it away, this was the first part and the next part will be to force all UK ISP companies to block 4chan.

>>513275026
Barrett homes was a jew land grab

the ‘tap that app’ Trainline ad makes me think of cauldron every time I see it and idk why

mentol elf has gone lads thank to boat bames im full on hitlor posting

>>513274910
These Murrican companies will be less vocal when the KOSA is passed, and the censorship rolls across the states.

>>513275075
Very much so. I dont know why nips love kabbalah stuff so much

>>513275151
the hand rubbing jews shut him down and are wheeling out gayboi fuentes

soooo how long do we have left? month or two tops im assuming, uk isps are gonna ban us and then eventually well have vpns banned

>>513275151
Must be back on his meds
Mail still posts regular paparazzi pics of him and his half-dressed wife

>>513275175
the sweet rhyme reminds you of the physical taste of drinking in a cauldron post
like a peach sundae on an italian afternoon

>>513272857

>open the borders and let in anyone who can get here without any vetting
>wont deport actual criminals including rapists
>refused multiple times to hold an inquiry into child rape gangs
>BUT YOU'RE THE ONE NOT PROTECTING WOMEN AND CHILDREN

the balls on labour to attack reform over this

why didnt the germans cross the channel in small boats like mohammed does

so what porn sites do bongs use now?

>>513275270
go away jew

>>513275179
For me, it was Sydney Sweeney
I was a total softcock civnat, but now? I'm a full blown genocidal racist, war crimin' and everything

>>513274825
Carol is English
who gives a fuck anyway. I'll name my daughter Mercedes or Zakia or Bipmloppo or whatever just to piss you off. Snob wanker.

>>513275051
This, I will just move my shit posting to the town square with a mega phone. First i must study law to see what i can and cant say,
>playing by their fucking gay rules
gay as fuck, not gonna lie

>>513275270
i used a site called jenny videos

>>513274910
Wikipedia is narrative control glow-central

It would be a net positive if people in the UK couldn't access it

>>513275270
i dont use porn, Im not a incel

>>513274825
>sounds like it’s a class thing
It is. Have you only just realised? But heres the cut: the class divide is actually an ethnic divide. The so called working class or lower class are the ethnic English. The middles or better than yous are actually the british unioners, crypro nationals. Biblically its the Gen 3:15 two seeds. The sons of Cain will prefer the cities and be merchants, they will feel no blessing from toiling the land. They are destined to be forever in emnity with the sons of Adam, Jacob and Isra El who find every moment in Gods nature a blessing.

Quite like Tommy Robinson now. Liked him, then didn't because he's a Jew mate, but the public isn't ready for that. So I do like him actually.
>>513274746
Based

>>513275193
They got 1a to fall back and a scotus that doesnt look well on infrigments. In any case a foren govt doing it to them is entirely different.

>>513275270
Noodlemagazine

Racewar is coming lads. Have YOU lifted today?
>I haven't. Rest day.

>>513275206
ah yeah, was reading into kaballah ages ago but didn’t get far

aesthetics i guess, they also like drawing parallels between such systems of understanding our universe and human technology in sci-fi stuffs, seeing the kaballah imagery was what got me to watch evangelion actually lmfao

>>513275252
>Shermandinghys

Just dawned on me that I've massively wasted my life, whilst I spent my time doomscrolling my peers have succeeded in life accomplished many of the goals, travelled often, made a lot of money, climbed the corporate ladder,got married had kids etc

>>513275270
Mumsnet

>>513275270
I close my eyes and think of your mum

>>513274520
>"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."
You don't have a choice mate. It's fight or die soon enough. Once they've taken everything from you and you have nothing left of what was once your life, when they've taken your future and the future of your children, when you have nothing left to lose there will be no alternative but to become a truly righteous fury upon them.
There are millions of men In Britain in the same position and yet they keep pushing. Men of much better substance than 4chan mongs no doubt.
It will happen quicker than you think. It has happened time and time again throughout history. It's not unique or unprecedented. And when that day comes it will be glorious.

I love having to wake up at 5:30 on a Monday to try and get a driving test. Love it! Back to it tomorrow! Yippee

>>513275315
Yuck pebbledash

>>513275252
Really like the dynamics in England right now. Might cross the channel (legally) to see what's happening. Keep it up Tommies!

Lulu Chu
Sharon Lee
amongst others

>>513275399
Well, maybe, but what have they done it for?

>>513275399
keep incel posting to /r9k/, ta

>>513275270
I facetime yer mum

The shitty weather is over. Gammon is back on the menu

>>513275418
get the app you spastic

>>513275385
I woke up exta early to do jiu jitsu

>>513275352
He's right about islam, but I wouldn't put him in charge of handing out passports.

>>513275385
I'm a beginner lifter. Only doing things like shoulders and bicep curls on 5.5kg per dumbbell and 10kg per chest exercises. Doing it about 6 weeks and seeing early results. Plan is to build a base layer then start going to the gym seriously.

>>513272977
fuck off jew

>>513275399
but where's the cope
maybe you have a bigger willy or can do plumbing better

>>513275399
never too late to turn it around and i mean that sincerely
unless you’re like 60 idk

>>513275441
Weird how the sun shines just on him

>>513275270
Don't really need it. Every time I close my eyes, I see big boobies. Keir's anarchotyrannical technofeudal state can never take that away from me.

>>513274746
Best we can do is let you off because you did PE in your pants. Sorry mate.

>>513275458
Which one? There's a fair few and it's really luck. Can't be arsed to keep shelling out money on this process. And I certainly will not be buying slots off bots. I've been quoted 150 plus the 62 test fee. Plus the cost of using my instructors car for the hour lesson and test. That's 120

>>513275270

most of'em aint effected lad, only like 6000 websites total complied and there is like a million porn websites so most people just stopped using pornhub and went somewhere else

>>513274778
Kek. I knew some of us were burdenmaxxers but now we're even burdenmaxxing 4chan.
4chan users probably have a per capita net-negative contribution to the global GDP larger than niggers.

>>513275505
Blessed

>>513272653
BlackBeltBarrister sent me here

I remember when driving lessons were a tenner or 8 quid if you had some wheel trims

>>513275399
I'm mid 30s, and I honestly have no idea what anyone I went to school with is doing now.

>>513275039
Cleansed
https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1956890792204857543

off my nut on restaurant prosecco
me and the girls went fucking hard at rancho pancho
karen ended up going 9 fingers deep to spite her gay lil husband
mexican restaurant stunk of fanny
last thing i knew i was on all fours stilleto up my bum
but that's just the nature of the game

>>513274566
nope half kentish half cornish born and bred

>>513274910
>Jimmy Wales
Not even Welsh. He can fuck off.

>>513274655
This is beautiful because it shows how Lammy is just a weak hypocrite with no integrity because behind closed doors he says Vance is a literal Nazi but here he is kissing the ring

These people are not strong and we will defeat them

My back teeth/gums hurt. Haven't had a check up in ages but might go.
See how long it takes to get an appointment.
>>513275576
Porn usage is down massively. People needed a help to quit, this is it

4chan Detector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27jwJmoAWmE

>>513275270
>>>/s/

people say to me:
'you're just an orgiastic little freak milf who does nothing but have sex with young lads and cream on cocks'
i say all true but you never fucked me

>>513275658
Most of mine are just married with kids now

Internet culture makes you believe us millennials are just losers who never got married or procreated but most of the ones I know from my schooldays are all just quietly living their life with a partner and 3 kids.

I have to wonder if anything we read about online is actually real

>>513275773
porn usage from UK IPs is down massively. So either they're using a VPN or aren't using the sites that have shared that data.

>>513275441
The white kids are Eastern Europeans.
They all have to go back. Every. Single. One. Brother.

Did a tour bus in marseille recently- i say tour bus i mean bang bus
it ended up being a huge gang bang with all the tourists raping me
but that's just the way it is on holiday
when in rome do as the romans do

>>513275538
Driving test NOW is £18 and it automatically books cancellations for you
So you book a test now with DVLA for any date, even if it’s 6 months away you just do it, then you sign up for the app and choose the date range you actually want to do it in.
It will then automatically book it for you as soon as someone cancels their test and you can do this multiple times at no extra cost
Your instructor is a prick for not telling you about this

>>513275649
You have to go back too

>>513275649
Warrick is teaming up with Starmer.
He'll finally get his revenge

>>513276004
Albeit Mac HtFrei
a good scottish lad

>>513275773

no, porn usage from uk IPs on the websites that have complied is down massively
this probably just means either everyone is using a VPN (VPN usage in britain is up almost 2000%) or it just means they moved to other websites that aren't complying

>>513275956
Fully aware of DTN. I'm just sceptical about it, but suppose I'll have to yield to spending more cash. From other users' experience, it isn't that good. I'm running a chrome extension which, since Thursday, hasn't been any help

>>513275657
Remember when cars had stabilisers on the side and ribbon tassels on the wing mirrors?

>>513275955
Hoho

>>513275773
You melon ofc its not, taffic has just moved or isnt coming from uk IPs any more. I leave my vpn on all the time now except for here.

You dont want to watch porn, be a stronger man. Dont want your kids to watch porn, be a better parent.

>>513275710
>These people are not strong and we will defeat them
If by "we" you mean "the global british", and by "the global British", you mean America.

midge.txt

>>513275935
>>513276134
>>513276188
How come I've not been touching my willy then?

Went for a walk in the park and seen a 10/10 blonde with a darkie and 2 (two) little niglets. Ruined my day that has.

bit embarrassed to have british great-great grandparents

>>513276177
we did a western night at the local, ended up being a five fingered saloon
got blasted to fallout new vegas radio
but that's just the way things are now
people are worried about nuclear war

>>513274655
I bet Lammy has no irl skills whatsoever.
Like Vance had to do everything and made him look like a kid.

God save the King

>>513276302
You'll be even more embarrassed when we just take the docks away with no consequences whatsoever.

Rumour has it that Zelenskyy has Starmers bum worms all over his willy

>>513276260
Creeping impotence

>>513276354
https://voca.ro/1ilXKmcMf3YS

>>513274655
Thing about Vance is he seems like just a genuinely nice guy so I bet he gets all these lefties who say they hate his guts for a bit of fishing and they come away having had a really nice time with a chill dude but then can't allow themselves to admit it so they go back to badmouthing them the next day

Weak little cowards, fuck em

>>513276280
that's crazy because it's like after you pushed out the first one from your fanny you'd surely be like
'oh extreme error'
but that dumb slag waited another 9 months to verify again

why are there so many femboys these days?

oh im an angloGOD
yes im an angloGOD

AHAHAHAHAAA
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
https://xcancel.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1957005625096856019#m

>>513276142
> too much choke

Not a phrase Bobby Rainsbury is familiar with

>>513275658
I check what everyone is doing on LinkedIn and compare myself to them

>>513276139
it worked for me lad, i passed third time, got 2 cancellations easily
you need to remember hundreds of people in your area are taking tests every week, at least a few of them are bound to cancel for one reason or another, the app effectively snipes their slot for you the second it becomes available

>>513276422
Burger out!

>>513276427
Vance will adVANCE America to a position of not the mere centerpiece, but the OWNER of the five eyes anglosphere.

>>513276474
sir keir starmer is going above and beyond the call of duty to get them out
hence all the things he's doing to get them out
as evidenced by all the evidence of all the stuff he's done

>>513276531
He will but no thanks to you degenerate drug addict

>>513276445
twinks?
I see that too, It must be the water an jews

>>513276526
Save it. You'll be saying that an awrful lot come McLiberation Day

>>513276391
I always imagined 'coalition of the willies' to go down more like a sword-fight

>>513276427
Vance has the Palantir security state behind him, so these dirty little commies know he's a heavy hitter despite whatever spiteful mutant comments they make

>>513276523
Do it appreciate it and will take your word as a good review. I am considering it and will likely acquiesce to the notion. Such a fucking pain in the arse. My 'fail' on my first test was utter bullshit too. Pretty sure it's because the examiner was a die-hard MCU fan and I said I think they're pretty schlocky movies. I said it politely too!

>>513276445
Masculinity on the ropes?
>>513276474
Ok Just stop letting them in....

>>513276445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zep8htMCzQ

>>513276579
It's not your decision anymore. You surrendered all claim to rightful ownership of Britain when you allowed it to become a weapon against rAmerica that can only be disarmed by a takeover. It's a matter of national survival. If we don't liberate you, you'll get us all killed, so liberation it is.

>>513276585
>McLiberation Day
Loads of muzitos storming Plymouth and setting up tecobells?

>>513276626
Also probable next potus, so theyd best be careful

>>513275026
*kabalah
if you know like mysticism then you'll know that ff7 is one of the most antisemitic games in the world

>>513276734
*kike

>>513276630
Hide your power levels anon
Buy a cape if you have to

>>513276693
If we feel that extra humiliation is needed to break you in order to get compliance, then yes. If you just surrender to the all Anglo elite forces immediately, it can be a far more dignified affair.

To the japanese chief of police:

Bit of a horny one in fairness

oh man i can't believe i sucked Sam's dick again god i've got to stop drinking otherwise the wife is gonna leave me

>>513276280
Not a 10/10 then is she. A human woman that has sexed an animal, be it horse, dog or negro, is no longer human.

koka noodles with butter, corrr

>>513276843
>i sucked Sam's dick again
Americanised. The proper british way to say it is
>I'VE sucked Sam's dick again

>>513276878
Coffee with butter

shoutout to the anon that was accosting blart last night leading him to yet another sperg out regarding me

>>513276930
filtered

>>513273702
>Brits getting IngSoc'ed by two-tier keir the kikesucker

We colonists have thus dubbed thine kingdom:
ORWELL ISLAND

BTW i resemble that meme...
seriously, it would look great as flyers posted all the way round (((The City))). You have our blessings to propagate it far and wide.

>t. made that meme during 2020 covidiocracy psyops...never once regretted spamming a whole series of dankydark memes endlessly back then either

>>513276878
blimey, that's lavish

>>513276663
Yep, completely missed my point because you're drunk, high, or both

This "we" doesn't include you. Vance is a King, you're just a degenerate alcoholic peasant lucky to be born in his Kingdom.

Whitepill me blokes, has the tide turned? Or are you all about to be deleted from the internets

bunch of dithering spastics

>>513276952
corrr, yea I've tried that, also with honey
its nice in earl grey tea too

>>513277018
koka noodles with primula cheese, corrrr

>>513277094
Labour have determined that the arse of english freedom is squacking for a length of their BTC (big tyrannical cock)

The male faggot thing is weird. Normal men get horny in their teens, try hard to procreate in their 20s, if keen get a wife a kids by 30s and then get hobbies in the 40s. Faggot men are still obsessed with their boy sex and shoving stuff up their anus' beyond their 60s; its not just a perversion but an evolution of degeneracy that never leaves them.

>>513277085
how can he be a king if he's a rent boy for peter thiel?

I'd blast the dust off a thousand year old japanese woman who took some elixir so she don't die
i blast her immortal fanny with venom and that's a patriotic fact that's been verified

>>513277175
with a sprinkling of dead mum ashes?

>>513276703
>Also probable next potus
I certainly hope so

>>513277094
>has the tide turned
Yes, I'm starting to think it really has. The state has really been shown to be caught with its pants down and without any way to handle the revolution that's already begun.

>>513277085
Make it work for you however you need to. The important thing is that you accept that Britain is an American colony and you are an American.

>>513277094
I think you're stuck with us.

>>513277250
>The important thing is that you accept that Britain is an American colony and you are an American.
I would happily welcome such a change so long as we get to remove all Windrush, Africans, and Muslims from this island.

>>513277188
true, old men reminiscing about being fucked up the arse by black guys
it's not a happy memory like that, it's not something you should be proud of it's sexual drug taking
like being nostalgic for taking a powerful e
like shut the fuck up you weirdo

>>513276969
heckin' epic post my reddit dudelette, you shall get many up votes

>>513277224
alright ofsm
steady on

forgot my brit/pol/ kit
vest and pants for me

>>513277199
"King" Charles is a rent boy for Islam. Jamaicans don't even print him on their money because absolutely nobody respects him. The only force in Britain that has the power and adoration of a king is rNHS. That will be abolished in the United Vancedom. rNHS will be scrapped and sold to yank private equity. You will all watch as we gut your false god and give you a proper authority to worship

>>513277185
>>513277241

Have labour basically already consneeded the next election? And are just lame ducking legislation?

>>513277094
I actually think that part of the reason they're really doing this is because we banned huawei masts and other tech mid upgrade to 5g, or beforehand maybe, I don't remember the exact timeline, and subsequently switched to sub par masts from other manufacturers

now our infrastructure regarding mobile networks and internet in general is slowly collapsing and having nationwide issues every single day because of those restrictions causing a host of other secondary issues regarding overall infrastructure

ofcom severely reduces the amount of traffic congestion because porn consumption dropped drastically, thus, giving the state a means to mitigate the issue of traffic congestion and mast malfunction or whatever else

obviously its politically motivated too. but I think its partly this because the ban and subsequent breakdown of mobile networks in this country are a massive governmental failure and pose an insanely high profile security risk to the entire nation. especially in times of geopolitical chaos like with russia and ukraine

If they made some freak amalgam of every japanese woman ever, smashed them all together in smoothie like substance i'd dive into it without a second thought like michael phelps olympic run and gulp down like bruce bogtrotter

>>513276474
who is ‘british’ to him? after all, it doesn’t matter if someone has no connection to this soil or if they moved here less than 70 years ago, they’re just as british as you and me so when he says the ‘british’ people i doubt he’s thinking of georges, gazzas and harrys

>>513277445
I don't think we have printed him on our money either.

>>513276474
He isn't lying. As far as he's concerned, everyone has the right to be here.

>>513277452
>Have labour basically already consneeded the next election?
I have no idea what they're doing but I wouldn't put it past them to think they can still salvage the situation. Don't underestimate just how low IQ and out of touch our government is.

>>513277466
Any proofs that porn was restricted to save bandwidth? Cool theory but why not just undo legislation

>>513277317
kek what a fucking loser you are

>>513277606
no u

>>513277466
>live next to 5g tower
>have 5g phone
>shit signal

If special forces dropped me in japan they would need new legislation:
first of all they are not protecting their women and it's purely retroactive after i've been caught
second of all the japanese language doesn't have enough scope to say what needs to be said in law

>>513277453
>On learning of the stonings, without waiting for orders, members of mobile police units temporarily based at the Citrus House security compound drove into Tel Aviv in six armoured vehicles. These policemen opened fire on two buses, killing one Jew and injuring three others on the first bus and killing three more Jews on the second. Policemen also beat passersby, smashed shop windows, and raided two cafés, detonating a grenade in one of them

>Ree he should've been found guilty
>SLIT HIS THROAT!!!
Fucking mongs

>>513277595
it’s not like reform will do much better though. they feel like controlled opposition. if (more likely when) reform get into power, they do nothing and things only get worse, what’ll happen next?

>>513277317
>Windrush, Africans, and Muslims
That's easy. When we kill rNHS like a pitiful rodent, you will all realize that it was never a god after all if it could be defeated so quickly and handily. Being confronted with that uncomfortable fact will make you realize that you don't need BAMEs after all. That will make it easy for us to remove them all, as not one of them entered that American island via American immigration. Pressure alone has gotten the forren born population down 2 million in 7 months in America, and way more pressure is coming. At that rate we should have them all out by the end of Vance 1. Getting them out of a small island could be done within a year, maybe less

>>513277713
Retard can't read between the lines

>>513277743
They'll insist how they need an even further right party to "unify the nation"

>>513277743
>it’s not like reform will do much better though.
Of course they won't.
>they feel like controlled opposition
That's because they are. Watch as even the BBC starts to big up Farage because they know if he fails then someone actually right wing will rise up. Farage is a wannabe Tory at the end of the day, always has been. A large part of his drive is just revenge for them not letting him in the club.

He will get into power and be completely shite. Good news is this won't push Brits back to centre, it will just push them further right.

>>513275270

the tree outback looks like it has a fanny

>>513277751
We would still have the mass unemployment we had after WW2.

>>513277751
I think if we just stopped giving them houses and free money most would fuck off, it's really as simple as that

I stretch out japanese womans clitoris over banjo and play clinch mountain
fact check true

>>513273120

Has anyone got an unblurred pic of the wog that did it? Can't find on online when he was nicked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GHq2ee0DI
Kicking off in Dudley lads.

I'm going, it's a bus ride away.

>>513277940
grok is this true

yes, it seems substantively true

>>513276060
what's wrong with being gay? It's not the 1980s anymore, it's perfectly fine.

>>513277452
They have plans up their sleeves

>>513277599
an estimated percentage of 20%-30% of uk bandwidth is used via porn consumption including streaming video
since the OSA its dropped to about 15%-25%
might not look like much on paper but thats massive and we're only in the first month of the age verification application
thats a big boost to overall network performance based on the drop in congestion / bandwidth use on its own
it'll drop even more in the coming months

so no, no hardline proof, but it lines up statistically and in regards to incentives

look at the logic
>uk gov bans top tier huawei network tech
>orders all huawei tech is uninstalled by 2027 citing safety concerns regarding china
>we get to 2025, much of the work has been done, but the entire uk network whether it be regular broadband or mobile networks is constantly having massive issues as a result of the rushed uninstall and downgrade
>gov has to mitigate this somehow, so they figure out a way to reduce congestion
>porn ban
>its a quick fix but also serves them politically because the OSA opens the doors for them to restrict speech too
>its a multifaceted act that has multiple benefits, that solves multiple problems for the state simultaneously

>why not just undo legislation?
like what?
are you proposing the uk gov does a 180 on the huawei ban, when they're two years out from the deadline of uninstallation and replacement? would be even worse. national networks would suffer even more, and there's the political fallout to think of

you need to think of things in terms of incentives
not for the nation but for the political class

>>513277389
>Bloimy, constable- 'ate Speech detected ! >Attention citizens: Hatespeech is thoughtcrime

Thought Police are on the way, wanker kike

>>513277940
Based retard

>>513277673
a lot of the time its not even the signal, its the latency, the masts they're replacing the huawei ones with have insane latency, especially at peak times. they've rushed the replacement and are using sub par tech

>>513274546
too bloody right

>>513278060
Nobody cared in the 1980's, fags are just more of a nuisance now.

>>513278004
Ta lad

They banned porn now boys are getting better grades than girls

right
back to warframe for a bit
peace out x

I think about japan i take my trousers down
i think about other topics i pull my trousers up
simples

Won't bake itself

>>513278033
yes love, there's a difference between weathly capitalists wanding a 2nd passport and some fucking monkey brain retarded somalian that doesn't understand keeping their 13th floor window closed before falling out

>>513278206
In the 80s gays were ridiculed all the time and hounded for spreading HIV which was called " the gay plague". You could still get beaten up for being homosexual back then

>>513277535
>He isn't lying. As far as he's concerned, everyone has the right to be here.

>people still shilling for Reform
grim

Fags are agents of genocide as well as all being nonces, they should be shot the instant their homosexuality is exposed.
Instead they're teachers and politicians, the world is in deep trouble

>>513276953
Alright paedophile laaa.
How's your mum?

>>513278427
Think your great grandad had a tattoo that said that

fucking welsh choirboys
FUCK

>>513278644
Hi Ricky "The Slasher" Jones, what are you doing here, of all places?

>>513278747
KEK

>>513278479
I'm sensing an element of projection going on

>>513278479
also
>pic related
You're fine with double standards different laws based on your wealth and financial status in society? One rule for them and one for the rest of us?
Get a grip

>>513278796
>you don't like fags you must be brown
Lmao, cope from a shut stabbing nonce, fuck off and die gayboy

>>513278747
>Oven status: Dodged

no penny stocks over the weekend ffs

>>513278925
You've got it wrong lad.
In court you could have said "everyone knew I was joking, look at this anon calling me Ricky "The Slasher" Jones in jest.
Now you done yourself.

>>513278480
You could get beaten up for looking at another mans pint back then you stupid faggot.

>>513279025
>you must be brown because you don't like gays
You're a discorder aren't you, std swapping nonce faggot, I'd have you putrid queers shot on sight.

>>513279166
>Going for the OCD mental illness defense
You do you lad, good luck.

>>513279237
>you must be this one specific shitskin because you told the truth about faggot nonces
Way to out yourself as a fucking dirty bender you stupid gigacoping homo.

>>513278983
don't let the door hit you on the way in

Also, gay "sex" isn't real sex, if you've only had gay "sex" you're still a virgin lmao.