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Anonymous (ID: FXhj8pzO) United States No.513274026 >>513274160 >>513274437 >>513274779 >>513276418 >>513276723 >>513277280 >>513277949
/pol/ humor
Anonymous (ID: jgAje5z2) No.513274160
>>513274026 (OP)
release the files pedo donny
Anonymous (ID: pHXvTDlw) United States No.513274269 >>513277770 >>513277907
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE ATTRACTED TO YOUNG WOMEN THAT CAN GET PREGNANT. YOU MUST LIE TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND DENY REALITY GOY
Anonymous (ID: LLzGIzoY) Austria No.513274437 >>513276148
>>513274026 (OP)
Post three
Anonymous (ID: LLzGIzoY) Austria No.513274465 >>513276148
Op might be destiny himself (a faggot)
Anonymous (ID: ev19hPN3) Germany No.513274537
https://vocaroo.com/19BlFNkCvYhb

[intro]
saar oh saar oh saar
we fly to birmingham in englandddd oh saar
oh saar Air India one seven one, cleared for takeoff oh saar

[Verse]
Flaps confirmed oh saar
brakes armed oh saar
the poo Throttle is set oh saar
Throttle set oh saar
Rolling through Ahmedabad in indiaaa
in indiaaa
oh saar oh saar

[Bridge]
Rotate oh saar oh saar we are airborne oh saar
OH OH POO POO
OH OH POO POO
What just happened oh saar?
Why did the engines go out oh saar?
why fuel cut off oh Saar?
this is air indiaaa! mayday mayday oh saar aaah aaah!

OH OH POO POO-PULL UP OH SAAR
OH OH POO POO-PULL UP OH SAAR

[Chorus 3x]
Poo Poo Air India
Poo Poo Boeing Dreamliner
India Superpower oh Saar
we take off we take off oh Saar
Fuel Cut off after one minute oh Saar
oh why oh why Sumeet Sabharwal benchod redeem oh saar
now we crash over indiaaa
oh saar aaaah benchod bastird oh saar
Anonymous (ID: ev19hPN3) Germany No.513274676 >>513276129
https://vocaroo.com/168XfHDgvEec

>Lyrics:
You will never be a real woman.
You have no womb,
you have no ovaries,
you have no eggs.

You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the β€œvalidation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted.
Behind your back people mock you.
Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you,
your β€œfriends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

[Chorus 1x]
Men are utterly repulsed by you.
Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.
Even trannies who β€œpass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man.
Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. (giveaway)

[Verse]
And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy.
You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll buy a bottle of sleeping pills, swallow the lot with a wine chaser, and slip into that cold abyss...
ACK!

[Chorus 1x]

Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there.
Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

[Chorus 1x]

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

[Outro guitar solo]
Anonymous (ID: blrfcqPT) No.513274779
>>513274026 (OP)
finally a humor thread
Anonymous (ID: LLzGIzoY) Austria No.513276129
>>513274676
Nice. I found out you can make a shortcut on iPhone for if you spot one in the wild. You can even put it on the lockscreen for quick access. Very handy.
Anonymous (ID: 1OJU7r8P) Germany No.513276148
>>513274437
>>513274465
lmao, based Γ–si
Anonymous (ID: f+A4u3dO) United States No.513276418
>>513274026 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: kOUyjeP6) Australia No.513276723
>>513274026 (OP)
>SOURCE??
Anonymous (ID: ai+JTG/o) Sweden No.513277280
>>513274026 (OP)
You think women under 30 is pedo because you have been mind-washed by feminist hags
Anonymous (ID: f+A4u3dO) United States No.513277529
Anonymous (ID: HDRKO1vA) Canada No.513277703
*Shoulder checks you on the street*
Anonymous (ID: +E4vD2Bu) United States No.513277770
>>513274269
Based
Cunny is the only thing that gets me hard except for tranny porn of course
Anonymous (ID: arIqeRE2) United States No.513277907
>>513274269
Yes they are cute. No you cannot lust after or take advantage of them you sick fuck.
Anonymous (ID: +E4vD2Bu) United States No.513277949
>>513274026 (OP)
Pedophilia is a fake category created by jewish psychiatrist to kill the White birthrate by banning literal normal heterosexual relationships.
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Anonymous (ID: ONCFWb6O) United States No.513277979
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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