Thread 513276535

Yesterday I was really drunk and got into first a verbal altrecation and then a fight with some Albanian. He was dead sober.
I said I fucked his mouth, then he said let's go fight and as soon as I stepped out the door he went ham with sucker punches.
I landed a couple but got stunned eventually and ate a lot of punches and a few kicks to the head. Currently looking like picrel, people look on in horror at my face lol.

Issue is, I'm still pissed off even though sober, and feel like going and possibly starting shit. He's a dirty cocksucker and this isn't one of those scenarios where you feel friendly after fighting. But my eyes are swollen, my brain shook and my jaw barely moves.

What should I do? Do you guys think I have a chance in a rematch this soon after?

Bamp

Another detail is, I kind of need to go to a place where we're likely to run into each other today, on unrelated business.

>>513276535 (OP)
You could write better bait, faggot.

>>513277053
how is this bait?

>>513277143
Don't play dumb!
This board should be really renamed to "/ea/-sily promted for reaction" - a place where bots goad idiots into arguing with bots.

>>513277629
the entire internet should be relabeled that, but what does this have to do with my dilemma today?

bump

wwyd about this shit fellas

>>513278215
who started the fight?

>>513278215
I'd take the loss, if it started because of me. Suckered punching somebody is a rats trick, but we're surrounded by rats at this stage.

>>513278215
take the L and don't get beat up next time, that's how it works
>I was drunk
that's entirely on you

>>513278215
I wouldn't have lost, he would be dead

>>513278326
Hard to say. It escalated step by step.

>>513278514
I think mainly I lost because of being wasted, although the guy is slightly taller, leaner and younger.
I sort of fight readily but without hate when I'm drunk, I don't seem to have that killer instinct.
Now I'm angry af though.

>>513276535 (OP)
I understand you sentiment. But you were very drunk and you said the the albanian sucker punched you. Of course any man would want to get revenge. But let this be a lesson instead to not get drunk this way again. Go do some martial arts instead. It was not a fair fight you said, so it’s not the worst humiliation.

>>513278719
Accept it and move on, or kill him and spend your life in jew prison, or whatever anime shit you've imagined in your head. Shit, just go and beat some jews up instead or something

Albanians are 3 feet tall how did you get beaten by a single one of them. They are like Mexicans they always fight in packs.

>>513278788
My issue is that I know where to find him, and feel really angry still. Both the way he got into this fight and the way he fought were dirty af, it's not like I randomly insulted some good person and he had to fight me.
It feels wrong to take an ego hit on account of some hostile albanian piece of shit, but on the other hand if I lose a second time it will be truly catastrophic...
Physically, we're fairly evenly matched or he has a slight edge.

>>513276535 (OP)
take this shit to reddit you attention seeking faggot

>>513278984
I'm like 5'10, he's about 6'1.

>>513276535 (OP)
>durrr i blame muh alcohol for being a subhuman
Kys

>>513276535 (OP)
Get a knife

>>513276535 (OP)
>Got into a fight with an Albanian
>An Albanian
You are lucky you aren’t dead

>>513279087
reddit would probably just say "violence is never okay", they're like a different species

>>513279028
You need a couple months of training before you confront him again.

>>513279028
Where the fuck are your boys? Last time one of us lost a fight we waited outside the cunts house in a car. Faggot begged not to be bundled into the boot.

>>513279142
don't worry, he didnt forget to fight like a subhuman lol

>>513276535 (OP)
>be a drunk nigger, starts a fight get beat-up
just take ur loss and die slowly in shame

>>513279215
bro, honestly... a year. I did a little boxing before etc and been in a few brawls, but to really become as competent as I want for shit like this... a year,
But on the other hand, now I'm sober, and angry, which makes me want to go try it.

>>513279257
Honestly, I don't have any. My boys are on 4chan posting ick on eck, calling me a clanker and a faggot

>>513279476
That's sad. Sorry I can't assist. Albanians are faggots.

>>513279028
I won’t hold it against you if you want to go again, and I don’t doubt that you are evenly matched sober. But I still don’t think that it’s a good idea. Especially since you are also injured. I understand that ur pissed off, anyone would be. But honestly in the future you will probably look back and see how stupid this whole situation is.

You got fucked huh? Never fuck with the shqipes bro, you know they're dangerous people. Just like in the movies.

>>513279356
t. shiptar


>>513279609
Honeslty, the underlying situation isn't stupid, it's two egos colliding, plus hostile ethnicities that don't like each other.
Morally I'd feel so good seeing hum gargle blood on the floor like he saw me yesterday.
But I'm far from certain on this one. We're evenly matched, and knowing albanians he'll possibly pull a knife this time. If it was a russian or a westerner we would've shaken hands, but with this lot there's just hate and acrimony and disrespect in the air.

>>513279991
I'm not a serb but I said jebem ti usta lol
Then we went to fight

>>513280141
I understand. They are a niggerish people. Ofc you would feel good skinning him alive, any normal man would. But I think just the way the world is today (most probably less gay than sweden but still) and if you don’t have many allies. Idk bro, like you said its risky. Take the loss and become more prepared in the future is my final advice.

>>513279991
Dont know what that means but don't go there for the second time because it'll end up worse for you. Montenegrins are generally weak it's not the first time I hear something like this.

those lips were made for sucking cock

>>513280684
>Montenegrins are generally weak
I'm not from here but this is a weird thing to say

>>513280592
alright, thanks for assessing the situation and weiging in

How you feeling?

>>513276535 (OP)
>faggot lips
The bussy is strong with this one...

>>513280936
Physically? face all swollen up, eyelids just sopped bleeding. Jaw hurts, doesn't seem broken. Brain works ok, not dizzy or concussed, beyond the hangover.
Psychologically? Angry. This is how vendettas begin. Usually I kind of feel friendly after fighting, but not here. First of all, cause I lost pretty badly, secondly because this fight has a clear ethnic underpinning.
I won't quit drinking, but I won't be caught drunk by enemies like this again

There is nothing more stupid than thinking that you have to fight with honor, without low blows. The goal is to neutralize the bastard in front of you, so you go back, you take a tear gas canister with you and you gas him then when he starts crying, you beat his face violently. Don't hesitate, if he resists to put your fingers in his eyes or to bite him

>>513276535 (OP)
suck it up, he obviously knew what he was doing, you didn't.
he could've hurt you seriously or kill you but he didn't, that's fair.
yeah, kids start fights kinda dirty these days with sucker punches, but you didn't get knifed in the guts and that's a plus

>>513276535 (OP)
Albanians are more ruthless than us Slavs, and masturbate while thinking about revenge. Try controlling your ego anon, we've all felt the need to defend our/someone else's honour, but sometimes it's just not worth to lose your head over it

>>513276535 (OP)
Go for it. You're sober now and your rage will ensure you win!

>>513281555
tear gas doesn't even work, I've had it sprayed in my face and it didn't really stop me

>>513281569
true

>>513276535 (OP)
Your first mistake was expecting any honor from an albanian rat. Second was starting shit while drunk, it could've easily been worse. Now move on with a lesson learned.

>>513281375
>Brain works ok, not dizzy or concussed, beyond the hangover.
hopefully you x-rayed this though, that's a must after getting heavily beat on the head

>>513281814
why?

>>513281882
brain edemas

>>513278719

Well keep it in the back of your mind get on with your life until the day dawns you bump into the cunt and its just you and him, Just so you know you will be beating his arse, leave it for now cos your just as liable to another ambush.

>>513281920
ok I might get i checked tomorrow. It.s already been like 36 hours, so it can't be too urgent right?

>>513281800
Because it was probably a pepper spray made for women, not very strong. Get a Fox Labs like this one

>>513282093
i wouldn't think so if you had no problems, but then again, i'm no doctor

I haven't seen one of these threads for a while.

>>513282044
>>513282044
m just a tourist here for a week, but the hate will remain for his entire kind, it's probably not the last time I get into it with alboz/churkas/niggers

dont be a drunk retard next time

>>513282265
it's too late for you anon he's put the albanian curse on you and now your entire lineage will become stinky cab drivers

>>513276535 (OP)
>Mountain Nigger fucks around and finds out with Albanian Bvll
Nany such cases

>>513276535 (OP)
why do you want to get destroyed a 2nd time you idiot!!!
>monteNEGRO
AHHhh

>>513276535 (OP)
You were completely outmatched. The better man won like the bigger bighorn sheep knocked beta bighorn sheep down the mountain.

>>513279191
Well you knows it’s USA shrug. They are obsessed with reducing crimes, sometimes taking the wrong approaches but oh well.

>>513278215
recover and find the cunt and try again. If you get your head caved in a second time best to let it go.

you're in montenegro, settle it with a sword fight like a gentleman.

>>513282253
Mostly forbidden in USA. Plus if it’s niggers whining they are usual dead shortly after.

>>513276535 (OP)
Yeah man you got this go for it
Fucking beaners

>>513278215
At least heal some. You don't even have good eyesight right now if you have dual black eyes

>>513276535 (OP)
>people look on in horror at my face lol.
why you look like a woman
yeah a bearded woman but still ....

>>513276535 (OP)
>I was drunk
>he was sober
Take the L because on the balance of probabilities it was your fault.
>he sucker punched me
You made a sucker out of yourself by being drunk and not only starting shit but placing yourself in a massive disadvantage while doing so. Sober nearly always beats drunk unless drunk is a trained fighter and sober isn't.

>>513276535 (OP)
find where he lives, wait for trash day or whenever you have to wheel your trashcan or w/e you mountain niggers use for a receptacle out to the curb for pick up, when he goes to take his receptacle out to the curb/dumpster/whatever, hit him in the back of the head with a sock filled with mandarin oranges and nickles...won't kill him but should render unconscious with minimal bruising...proceed to rearrange his face whilst he is unconscious, then stick a mop handle a foot deep in his asshole for the piece de resistance. he sullied your honor, you must break/destroy his

>>513283720
aim right below the occipital bump in the back of the head also, insta ko

>>513283805
o and it's better if the oranges are on the unripe side, much firmer that way

>>513278719
That's the best way to fight
Being consumed by anger can blind your judgement and put you in situations you later regret

>>513283111
bro IF I lost a second time I would probably be vegetable or dead.
This guy was already socker kicking me in the head for no reason.

>>513283875
Seems like I'm too relaxed and not vicious enough for some reason, almost as if it's a game or not real.
Especially vs scum like this, wtf
they're like your cartlenos

>>513284041
if the dude punted your head he tried to kill ya, i'd return the favor...fuck not leaving a mark, bring a knife and aim for the bellybutton and start twisting the shit out of the handle once it's hilt deep. carry a second knife that you have only touched with gloves so no finger prints then once he is down manipulate his hand to put prints all over "his" knife

>>513276535 (OP)
What if you lose your sight permanently next time?

Just stop drinking the atheist liquid.

>>513283875
do you get consumed by anger when you fight?

You're wearing you makeup wrong tranny, got your complexions too deep.

>>513284938
I do. It’s like seeing red. But the fights happened when I was in high school forced to be next to enemies.

>>513276535 (OP)
>>513277143
You should probably wait until you heal.

>>513278417
pretty much this.
one of the parties being drunk, throws all variables out the window.
learn how to behave EVEN when under the influence.
1st step is always de-escalate.
2nd step comes if de-escalation doesn't work.
reach for a glass bottle, break it and start stabbing the face and groin area. lol
bonus points if you go for the neck.
>pic related
>yfw you are stabbing your enemy with a broken glass bottle.

Did you go to the hospital afterwards?

>>513285993
nah. the cops just checked my passport and let me wash my face and dropped me back off, I didn't even say who I fought with.
Cops r gay.
Hospital also kinda gay desu, but as the other anon suggested, I might get an xray to detect any intracranial bleeds.

>>513276535 (OP)
Never fight when you’re drunk. Only idiots do that.