Thread 513298992

>thieves stealing the headlights out of cars
>bobbies see your destroyed car and leave you a parking ticket
Is it time the rest of the world starts accepting Britisher refugees?

>>513298992 (OP)
The people issuing the ticket were probably brown too

That cop is absolutely psychotic. What a piece of shit

>>513298992 (OP)
At least we don't have German headlights.

>>513298992 (OP)
they can come here and clean my toilet

>>513298992 (OP)
They and you voted for this judeo-future. Not my problem.

>>513298992 (OP)
Apearently the Porsche headlines are suited for indoor drug growth.

>but officer I can't be illegally parked, my headlights were stolen!!
brown "person" logic

>>513298999
How are you supposed to move your car?

>>513298995
not funny, shut up

>stealing the lights out of a porsche
Fuck yeah; big haul. A few thousand more heists like that and they can buy a TV... maybe.

>>513298992 (OP)
Are the lights even worth much?

If you have a luxury sports-car, you deserve to have it robbed and destroyed honestly

>>513298992 (OP)
motherfuckers

>>513299002
>>513299003

Britroaches chose to use the last ten years importing infinity jeets and Africans, covering up the activities of grooming gangs, implementing Sharia law in most urban centers, demonizing the native British identity and making Adolescence on Netflix, all the while stuffing their fat fuck faces with Greggs sausage rolls.

If any of you are tempted to feel sorry for Bongs for the situation they are now in, remember that those posting here under the UK flag, were enthusiastic supporters of this. The Casey report confirms that every British adult above the age of 20, including the posters here, were complicit in the activities of the Paki groomers. Many of them played a supporting or enabling role in criticizing those who tried to stop it. As we speak, many of them are joining protests being organized across the UK by the Labour government in support of the groomers and against any further investigation or inquiry into the affair

>>513299006
Yes, I know that Porsche overcharge for their parts. Most of it's a rip off.

britain and its people are the number 1 responsible for the current state of things, i cannot feel bad for them no matter what happens

>>513298992 (OP)
The british government truly just exists to make the lives of all britishers complete and total hell

>>513298992 (OP)
What are they supposed to do? Unless they catch the thieves in the act there's no way they're going to be able to do anything, but the parking violation is apparently clear.

>>513299007
i dont know
wtf

>>513299007
are you saying muslim law is not your decision? so if you have chance you will disobey the muslim law?

>London
Not my problem, they voted for it

>>513298992 (OP)
These rich people are the same ones voting for and donating to leftist causes that enable crime and criminals to thrive

>>513299014
Part and parcel

alternate take: Porsche owner deserve all of this

>>513298992 (OP)
Deserved. Total Londoner death

>>513298992 (OP)
they wanted this,now the shall face the consequences. I do not feel sorry for them,let them burn

>>513298992 (OP)
grim

Every euro flag here have been calling me favela monkey for 10+ years. Every sympathy I had for them have been gone for years.
I can only laugh and hope their women get gang raped. Get fucked, Timmies, you deserve everything.

>>513298992 (OP)
>rich people
they are the ones who bring in these brownoids so they can suffer just like us. fucking karma

>>513299021
>Every euro flag here have been calling me favela monkey for 10+ years.
I never did, but I also hate my own countrymen for calling me a nahdzii fascho for not wanting to be replaced with browns. so yeah fuck em, it's over for us anyway

>>513299014
what a dumb argument, capital cities are supposed to be the pinnacle of your country, like london used to be, and then it trickles down to other smaller cities and your village of 2000 where the average age is probably 60+

>>513298992 (OP)
First time I've heard about stealing headlights

>>513299008
so you steal ten of those a month and sell them for tenth of the price. is there something your woman-brain does not understand about this making you try to distract with worthless emotionally charged womansplaining? t. different

>>513299002
I heard that they use those headlights on weed farms.

Which is kinda retarded to steal those since you can buy similar lights on AliExpress for cheap.

>>513299027
if they were smart they wouldn't be doing weed farms

monday tongue day wet day, thirst day, freak day, sex day...
every day is national
orgasm day, are you coming??

>>513298992 (OP)
Police don't leave parking tickets mate

>>513298992 (OP)
Kek

>>513298999
Doesn't look like it's parked illegally

>>513299032
You can't tell that from the video, it's probably permit only parking for people who live there, it could be anything. Parking is a nightmare in this country and even worse in London.

>>513299028
I don't mind weed desu, my only problem is when people smoke it on public spaces.

>>513299006
>im playing video games in my childhood room instead of stealing headlights from porsches in london
fuck my life

MOOOOOODS

>I didnt rape and eat those girls myself
>why am I suffering
You are being held accountable. You should have killed every government employee with a name involvee with that case. You should have attacked their families, destroyed their homes and businesses. You should have done the same for the pakis and their families, and ESPECIALLY make a particularly shocking example of any kind of moslem/brown race pimp who gets in front of a camera every time they attack you, and doubles down calling you the problem.

So now you will suffer because you are not weak, you are EVIL. You obey, you pay, you maintain this system because you are not willing to sacrifice ANYTHING.
>oi but I
Type on the internet, in a reactive and passive manner.

What the fuck about this is politics or current events?

>>513299003
>>513299006
IIRC those exact same headlights can be bought for a fraction of the price without the porshe logo on it

>>513298992 (OP)
This looks so fucking staged. No other parking tickets around and parking ticket on the wheel instead of windshield. He 100% got the ticket somewhere else in town. Might not even be a ticket for this car.

(((Christ))) is King!

>>513298995
underrated
>>513299001
very funny, you have a sense of national pride over stopping the last man who tried to fight for european's right to exist in their countries

>>513298992 (OP)
Why do they need cars? They should have walkable cities, one greasy paki munchie and one fecal covered curry per day

>>513298992 (OP)
Angl*ids deserve this and more
And you won't do shit about it

>>513301258
Don't underestimate the natural spite of traffic wardens. He would've had a proper giggle to himself after putting it there.

>>513301992
Nah.
I agree with Greekfag.
This is a TIKTOK video made for views and income.
Traffic wardens would have put the ticket on the windscreen, this is just for views.

>>513298992 (OP)
>Oi bruv, do u hav a loicense to be a victim of theft?!
Humiliation ritual

my old company dhl asked whether i wanted to transfer to the UK for a director level position. glad i turned it down. fucking shithole of a country and euro company.

>>513300833
UK is a nanny police state shithole ridden with crime

why didn't they take the whole car if they have power tools to rip it open?

>>513299032
they didn't obtain the licence to allow them to have their headlights stolen. guy's lucky he's not doing a 5 year stretch.

>>513302527
And the USA is a white utopia, devoid of drugs and crime.

Hmmm.

>>513301018
yeah but the porche logo means the weed grows faster, innit?

>>513302811
no but that fetid yank is 100% correct about the UK.

>>513302973
Yes of course he is my VPN fren.

>>513299021
the entire South America will be depopulated and given back to nature so enjoy your miserable life while you can, as then you are off to India where you can join the rest of the favela monkeys

What kind of tool did the southern skraelings use? Pretty clean cuts like some industry can opener.
I used to work with Mexican guy who served 6 years for a felony for stabbing/killing a drug dealer in a robbery. He told me that where he grew up if you walked down the street showing anything of value you where robbed/attacked. He said that there was no public displays of wealth in the ghetto. If you where using money to pay you would pull a single 20 out of your pocket. No watches, jewelry, etc... then people turned to shoes and belts. They changed from jewelry to other accessories. He basically taught me that the moment no one could have a nice thing and show it off - you're in a ghetto. Some British guy I was hanging with in Poland told me that anything that was not chained down was free. You couldn't leave a motorcycle on the street. If you had a garage you needed to chain it down so it couldn't by pryed up. You are better off owning nothing there and you keep everything in the bank. Arabs and Nogs gang raped society in London.

>>513298992 (OP)
They do not put parking tickets in that position, try windscreen.

>>513301740
There is always some seething irrelevant country crying about Anglos. Your mining industry was created by us, you ungrateful little bitch.

>>513301018
But Porsche drivers and any luxury brand type are massive faggots and could never put generic shit on.

>>513299000
you get in and drive it retard. The headlights dont spin round and round, faggot.

>>513298992 (OP)
If you cant afford to not park your fancy car on the fucking street then you can't afford your fancy car.

>>513299002
That's a 5k part.

>>513299010
Fuckin truth.

>>513298992 (OP)
It’s time the US invades Britain and kicks out the shitskins and communists.
Mandate freedom of speech and gun ownership for the citizens.

>>513298994
>cop
>psychotic
>piece of shit
yes. it's a cop.

>>513299006
Your telling me i could make like 150k a month by only stealing a pair of porsche headlights a day?

>>513304830
>It’s time the US invades Britain and kicks out the shitskins and communists.
And become a jew infested 40% white shithole like you . . . No thanks.

>>513299021
>Get fucked, Timmies, you deserve everything.

How so? We invented the fucking internet you use to complain about the fucking internet. If we didn't exist, you would be living in a fucking mudhole, you fucking faggot piece of shit. Your race has never invented anything, that's why we call you a monkey. You guys need to stop being monkey for a few centuries if you want us to stop calling you one.

>>513305617
timmies didn't invent the internet, jews did
maybe its time for timmy to stop taking the achievements of the jewish people and instead respect them more

>>513298992 (OP)
No because they would just vote for the same policies that caused their current catastrophe of a country

>>513298992 (OP)
You spineless UK faggots need to make your feckless cops afraid on a daily basis

>>513298992 (OP)
Solution: Beat the traitor police officer that protects muslim rapists to death right then and there.

a parking violation is still a parking violation regardless if they have headlights stolen or not. You cant just excuse that.
>Oh im sorry Mr Killer you are murdering someone but you had a bad day so i wont arrest you

I will not live with you shitty humans with free will who only want my money or my labor and do not give a shit about me.
I will make it to New Jerusalem, my regime of laughter, joy and reign.
My regime consists of my God Jesus Christ and me his chosen second Christ we will overcome this entire human race and replace you with my new human slave race that obeys only me, loves only me and gangbangs only me and they will look only aesthetic and are made to spec in factories.
Then the work is done only for me, factories build only for me, Bugattis made exclusively for me, only I get served from my slave service providers, only I get gangbanged and they will all do it and wear the face of you whores who did not want to.

I will live in the corporal flesh only with my God that loves me - my God Jesus Christ, he calls me by my Name and declares me his second Christ.
My God Jesus Christ and me his Chosen second Christ we will live forever together in the corporal flesh happily ever after.
All is one in Christ.
Since it is just us two here.

>>513298992 (OP)
At least they dont speak german

>>513298993
>I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
Great plan limeys. Never talk to us again about strategy.

>>513298997
>They and you voted for this judeo-future. Not my problem
It's commies and browns taking advantage of already existing laws and high trust societies. No Jews necessary.

>>513298992 (OP)
only retards own expensive cars. Nmp

>>513308622
> last frame
why would a white guy move there anyways?

>>513309801
To get raped and murdered. Same reason anyone would go to the EU or UK now, kek

>>513299007
The way I see it they asked for it and all this happened cause they called americans mutts and payed bo attention to their government making them mutted with brownoid immigrants.

>>513304010
you legally cant drive without lights on in europe

>>513298998
They’re so efficient for growing weed peeps are stealing carlights kek

>>513298992 (OP)
This time of year there are 19 hours of daylight per day, so we don't need headlights.

>>513299028
>farmers of the #1 cash crop are all retarded
Kk buddy

>>513309801
>that nose
>white
I hate you fucking mutts so much

>>513298992 (OP)
Oi, do you have a loicense to be robbed? No? Here's your ticket for getting robbed without a loicense.

>>513298992 (OP)
Most porsches are kind of ugly. I only like the 911 gt3 rs and the 918 spyder.

>>513299006
>>513305065
no one is buying stolen nigger goods for anything close to retail

>>513298992 (OP)
I'm sorry but we cannot accept the British en masse. Democrats are far right extremists as far as they're concerned.

>>513298993
>>513298992 (OP)
Why did they steal just the headlights?

>>513298992 (OP)
Sums it up perfectly. The state is colluding with niggers to rob and dispossess you.

>>513313543
because they cost 5k each and are a part that is quick to sell

>>513298995
KEK, that's one of those that you have to think about for a couple of seconds. Well done.

>>513313832
Thanks

>>513298992 (OP)
Who the fuck parks a Porsche on the street in a shithole like London? lmao
This is 100% deserved. And someone treating their luxury car so flippantly isn't worried about damages or lack of transportation.

>>513298992 (OP)
fight back against the larcenous babyeaters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513304010
Illegal to drive without headlights (and dangerous too if it was at night) - Ticket.

>>513298995
KEK

>>513305065
>flag
you werent doing that already?

>>513313832
Not surprising. I have a 17 year old BMW with headlights that cost $1k a piece

>>513305065
doubtful, I dont think the market is that deep for stolen lights. It would saturate quickly and you would be unable to dump product.

>>513298992 (OP)
Dont be so melodramatic.
You have cities with murder rates that would put most civil-wars to shame
>look!

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

>>513313231
are you drunk already, faggot?

>>513310262
so drive illegally until you get to the auto shop.
your laws are retarded.

>>513314400
keep importing niggers....

>>513314494
I don't think following the American example would be a good idea.

>>513298999
The ticket was for having a fucked up car on the road

>>513298993
Just like the guy that fucks your mom while your dad watches, faggot

>>513298995
Kek nice one Sven.

>>513314574
Neither of us have any room to talk shit to the other about illegal immigration. You need to boot your muzzies out.

>>513298995
kek

>>513314454
He’s retarded or doesn’t own a drivers loicence. In Latvia at least, you can drive with fog lights during the day instead of daylights.

>>513314622
your skin is the color of my slimy poopies and your kind has achieved nothing

LMAO to hell with britishers
It's time for india to rise up.

>>513298992 (OP)
UNLOICENSED 'EADLIGHT HOLES?
WON'T GET FAR, BIN THAT CAR!


YOU MUST PAY 5000 POUNDS TO THE CROWN AT ONCE! TALLY HO!

Would be funny if the ticket was for driving without headlights.

>>513314864
You can't own a driver's loicense. It is state property.

>>513314873
I myself have achieved more than you and every generation of your peasant shit-eating, mud-hut living eurotrash ancestors combined. Because you're a nobody. You take pride in others' accomplishments, and you can't even fathom the achievements of superior races like egyptians, iranians, greeks, romans, assyrians, arabs, babylonians, chinese, japanese, etc that far outweigh your uncultured barbaric people. Most of whom want nothing to do with subhumans like you.
You are a low iq, uneducated useless eater. Hope they eradicate your filthy kind.

>>513298992 (OP)
>Noooooooo you can't fine me I'm rich I get to park illegally wherever I want

>I myself have achieved more than you and every generation of your peasant shit-eating, mud-hut living eurotrash ancestors combined.
>t. anime forum poster no. 513315694

>>513314718
I don't think we should take criticism from countries that are violent, multicultural, hell holes, that will be majority non-white within a decade (if that's not the case presently. Most of your spics identify as "white" in census data.)

Also, you're far more likely to disintegrate into civil-war than us.
Most we'll get is a few dozen drunks throwing bricks whilst another group of drunks film it and cheer them on. Maybe in multiple cities at the same time.

We've had these incidences of social disturbance since the 70's and there's no chance of any if them being as severe as the riots in the 80's, which I doubt registered in american news cycles at all.

Serbia might dissolve into violent regime change, if you're looking for some voyeuristic thrills and "happenings".

You can't meme a british civilwar into reality as there aren't even armed insurgents.

The " troubles" in northern Ireland was basically a civilwar. They had over 1000 assault rifles, tones of explosives and hundreds of rpg's and mortars. Thats what a civilwar looks like.

Dozens of chavs smashing up libraries in a few cities isnt a civilwar.

Suck my minuscule, unwashed, uncircumcised pen0r, drama-queen

>>513299021
Sounds like somebody hasn't had their banana for the day :'3

>>513298992 (OP)
They just cut cars up right on the street, you see cars missing entire front ends

>>513305065
You would be apprehended gypsy. A more realistic goal would be 10,000 euros for two capers a month. Your life would improve drastically

>>513314622
Projection

I will remind people that only Americans and Canadians have been jailed for shitposting on /pol/ and that the mods threw them under the bus

>>513298992 (OP)
They put the parking ticket in the gaping hole?

>an American, of dubious origin, jailed for shitposting on /pol/.
U got a loisence to post here amerimutts?

>>513314192
>>513314454
Just tape two flashlights to the car. It just needs to be headlights of some kind, not OEM.

>>513316157
Surprised mossad agents didn't have anons back lmao

>>513314298
how?

>>513314408
Shalom you fucking golem

>>513302811
>no u
Do better

>>513298995
Kek

>>513298998
LEDs are better and like $5 from China. Imagine being a lowlife Paki.

>>513299027
>buy lights on AliExpress with credit card linked to your ID, shipped to your home/PO Box/some other address associated with you
vs
>buy stolen headlights with cash, or just steal your own. No paper trail

>>513315922
Bonganon, your country went from 90% White to 60% in two decades. You're speedrunning White Genocide faster than Canada or Australia. Will it take another Butlins stabbing to wake your people up?

>>513299001
its funny, you shut up
reap the whirlwind

>>513305065
>flag
kek

>>513298992 (OP)
why are Britons like this?

>>513298992 (OP)
Why headlights? I can't imagine there is much demand.

>>513298998
You're joking, but LED lights actually have a blue light spectrum that's good for growth, not for the flowering stage, and they're also climate friendly.

>>513304010
he's not wrong, if he drove his car He could get a fine. The only thing he could do to be safe from the London cops was to call a tow truck.

>>513298992 (OP)
>porche
Deserved kek

>>513322449
Audi sells a replacement LED headlight for €800

>>513298994
Police don't issue parking tickets. Also it's pretty funny.

>>513298992 (OP)
I hope the owners aftername ends with berg

>>513298995
This is honestly good.
This is why I come here.
Put me in the screencap.

>>513299007
this. anglos are the architects of their own demise and have put in protocols to ensure that rapid demise. angloscucks are such insurmountable faggots that they will die to defend their respective nanny states in order to please their kike masters. aglos are the ultimate kike golems.

>>513299024
Exactly

>>513310262
you obviously didn't visit the balkans

>>513298992 (OP)
The British government is, and always has been, tyrannical.
The British should be genocided.

>>513298995
top kek

>>513298992 (OP)
let them stay in their shithole and fix it or die. the end. sick of you crybaby pussies being terrorized by tv loicense goons acting like little babies.

>>513298995
bong bros not like this

>>513323143
I'm sure if there are cheaper knock-off headlights, the person replacing them doesn't know how to replace them or money isn't an issue.

drug dealers and parking wardens...talk to one at the pub,he will go i did a lambo etc today lol ,they get extra cred for putting tickets on cars like that among each other.

>>513298995
idgi

>>513325211
He means that since the German headlights were stolen, the car owner doesn't have them anymore
Here's the dissected frog