Thread 513308379

Hold your loved ones close, the ayys are nearly here...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15001359/hostile-alien-spaceship-proof-Harvard-professor-comet-mothership.html
https://archive.is/YqEWh

>>513308379 (OP)
>AYYLIUMS ARE COMING
>source: some retarded gay jew from Harvard

>>513308379 (OP)
I am so ready for blue beans it's not even funny this was NOT on my bingo card. I'm getting on the ship's I'm mating with the extraterrestrials, deal with it ayyy lmao

>>513308379 (OP)
Is this some kind of sales and marketing professor?

>>513308379 (OP)
I hope they hate browns and kikes

>513308379
Who even falls for that bullshit

>>513308379 (OP)
these faggots should lose their certifications and diplomas when this shit turns out to be nothingburger.

where's the epstein files nigger

>>513308921
This
Alliums are a districtions

it is concerning. alot of wierd things happening with it

however, its done manuever changes yet. So i assume its still a rock. still, its fucking wierd. NASA probably already knows and hopes it is an alien equivelant of a space Carnival cruise

>>513308918
>Trust the experts
>Experts: the ayys are coming AAAAAAAAA

>>513308379 (OP)
Based

>>513308379 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>513309508
I've seen enough AYLMAO movies to know that Ays lose every time. some drunk can easily outmaneuver and destroy mothership on their own. not worried a at all

>>513308379 (OP)
I thought they were interdimensional and already here?
Get your story straight globohomo

>>513308379 (OP)
That's crazy, will we show them the Epstein files?

>>513308379 (OP)
Faggots making outlandish statements like that and being wrong should be sent on a one way space voyage strapped to a rocket so they can actually be the first to meet any ayys and probed to death.

inc

>>513308379 (OP)
>negro swans are flying over my house

WHAT THE FUCK
NUMBER 9 DYSON SPHERE IS GONNA CRASH INTO THE EARTH

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom

>>513308379 (OP)
Here we go.

I hope you all realize dealing with this kind of phenomena is nothing like you think. To use a good video game analogy, it's like F.E.A.R.

>>513308379 (OP)
>Daily Mail

What a fine place to find some quality sources..oh wait

>>513308379 (OP)
Retard psyop

>>513308379 (OP)
>Jewish Pedophiles under discretion again
>LOOK BUZZ, AN ALIEN!

>>513308379 (OP)
Like I give a shit

I sexually identify as a hostile alien mothership. When I am fully erect, I use my alien HyperDrive™ technology to quickly reach your location, abduct you, and anally probe you and do experiments on you like weird sex games with sex toys that drive you crazy by overstimulating the pleasure center of your brain. People often pass out from the pleasure.

>>513310091
This lmao they always pull the fucking alien or meteor card when ever they want to distract everyone from something important

>>513310015
Epstein is just Bolshevik / Russian teen and child sex blackmail. If you don't like it, then you can't be a communist.

>>513308379 (OP)
>DailyMail
The entire royal family rapes children

>>513308379 (OP)
OOOO SPOOKY AYY LMAO
WHERE IS THE PALESTINE ALIEN????
WHERE IS THE DEGLOVED PALESTINIAN INFANT ALIEN??

YOU CARE ABOUT ALIENS???

>>513308379 (OP)
hmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513308379 (OP)
>Harvard
>the jews and their lies

>>513308379 (OP)
>ALIEN MOTHERSHIP INBOUND

>>513308379 (OP)
No space octopus ever called me Goy.

What are you going to do when THIS happens to YOU????!!!????!!

>>513308379 (OP)
Ayys are fake.
OP is gay.

>>513308379 (OP)
Please lord, let it be 9ft tall Amazon alien women thirsty for human bussies

tell me more about the these (((Aliens)))

>>513308379 (OP)
(((avi loeb)))

>>513310633
Okay, then what are you going to do when THIS happens to YOU!?

>>513308379 (OP)
>In a study paper, Professor Avi Loeb
thought so

>>513308722
>fuck the ayys, we're full
Anon, you were not suppose to take that literally

Humans tongue my anus

>>513308574
its actually a Jew
>Avi Loeb

>>513310960
Space women are the future

I’ve been shitting on these threads but after looking into it, this is exactly what a decelerating, sub-luminal but relativistic speed, spacecraft would look like. Spewing mass towards the gravity well to slow down. It’s still probably a rock, but a spaceship like rock.

I don’t get how it’s hiding in a comet tho

>>513308379 (OP)
>Earth shattering news! Hostile aliens are coming for us! Here is the proo - Click here to pay money to read this article
Kek

>>513310842
>Okay, then what are you going to do when THIS happens to YOU!?

"Hey... um... where's your coffee machine..."

>>513311222
Oh boy tell me about it

>>513310633
Some of them are friendly, and yes aliens exist. They've been described as angels and demons before. They pray on those who are spiritually weak, meaning those without the risen consciousness. One of the Five Eyes of the Buddha allows you to see them when others can't. It's called the divine eye.

>>513311222
There's a reason I posted the Archive.is version right under the original article newfag

how do they know it's "hostile"? is it yelling "TKD" through external speakers as it approaches?

Awesome, maybe they have the Epstein files.

>>513308379 (OP)
This is a nothingburger, wake me up when the fucking thing changes course 90 degrees by itself

>>513311367
you better be on that bullshit cause that shit is wild

>>513311268
It's hell, there are no coffee machines just hot water and instant coffee.

>>513308379 (OP)
Same guy who said Oumuamua was an alien mothership a few years ago. He thinks every rock is an alien mothership.

>>513311546
That picture is fake as fuck, way too many white people.

I’m convinced the Bible is correct, it is just lights up there, you can’t land on them, all this dogshit science is fucking fiction

>>513308379 (OP)
>Professor Avi Loeb
Kek

>>513311387
You seem to miss the point. If it were really such important news, it wouldn't be hidden behind a paywall.

Your daily life

>it's women, goy!
>oy vey, these zoomers..
>don't you hate boomers? They took it all, goyim..
>goy look! Millenials!
>this is the reason you're an incel, goy.
>oy gevalt these blacks
>democrats/republicans did it again, goyimlet!
>The aliens are coming, goy!
>The list! The list, goy where is it?? Ask for it again, cattle! Two more weeks of begging!

>>513308379 (OP)
how do they kno its hostile, did they see little jews onboard

>>513308379 (OP)
all fields

>>513311559
https://youtube.com/shorts/bi-g3hd_bEk?si=h2LrRT3OAWB--IRF
Nope. The Five Eyes refers to levels of perception that Buddhas have, and that's one of them. If you aren't spiritually ready for them you're fucked because they don't fight like humans fight.

>>513308379 (OP)
>avi loeb
jews think anyone not caught up in their blackmail schemes is hostile so of course an interstellar rock causes a red alert.

>'hostile' alien spaceship
Ok, but can I fuck them?

>>513311873
>If it were really such important news, it wouldn't be hidden behind a paywall.
Correct it would be cut off and resume after "a little bit of chicken fried"

the aliens still won’t distract me from the fact that donald j trump is explicitly named a repeated client on the epstein list

>>513308379 (OP)
Release the files faggots
Mulder would be disappointed

>>513308379 (OP)
Nothing on that Bluebeam alien ship is more hostile than our current crop of (((oligarchs))) or their central banks.

The Federal Reserve is printing rhe USD to death and handing it out to member banks/firms to buy up Hard Assets. We are fucking fucked and you're worrid about a fictional spaceship OP?

>>513311179
Another thread another Danish flag seething about Drumpf. I don't know if he fucked those kids but he sure did fuck your feelings.

HOLY BASED!
this wasn’t supposed to happen for another 2150 years.

WHO ELSE READY TO CREW THE AWAY MISSION TO THE NEXT EVOLUTIONARY LEVEL ABOVE HUMAN?!

>>513308379 (OP)
Holy moly, an "advanced" mothership just flew over my house

Captcha : H. H. H4HX

>>513308379 (OP)
When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

>>513309379
They classified the JWST composition results for like 3 months before releasing them publicly.
Probably they will say it s an anomalous rock which will be destroyed after passing the sun and mars. Gay af ending

>>513308758
Its viral marketing for the new ET movie coming out.

>>513312484
What would anybody gain from lying about earth's shape?

I'm going to have to press X to doubt.

>>513311934
you deserve only this and worse, sapien

>>513308379 (OP)
>(((Avi Loeb)))
Jews projecting themselves as aliens.
"Look at the aliens, goyim, they are the enemy, don't look at us!"

>>513311934
Nah, this is all your getting.

>>513308379 (OP)
>Harvard

Lmfao it's some diversity hire.

>>513310278
Op is posting shitty retarded outdated articles. The last important stuff that happened was the classified file from JWST. No one says anything about that.
Im skeptic for it being a spaceship inside a rock, at relativistic speeds all that ice that formed would have been stripped even more at 90% close to the speed of light, it wouldnt look like this if it was decelerating after years, decades or centuries going at the lightspeed. Otherwise it would be perfectly plausible to hide a spaceship or a generational city like vault inside a small sized asteroid then use a nuclear pulse propulsion powered by some sort of tokamak fusion reactor because they havent researched shielding yet, this meant one thing for them while doing interstellar voyage: hide within a rock. So to defend from the debris from the interstellar medium when travelling at high speeds.

>>513308379 (OP)
> top harvard
stopped reading there. harvard is filled with liberal retards pushing the dumbest shit imaginable.

>>513308379 (OP)
Dear humanity. We regret coming to Earth. We regret being alien bastards. AND WE MOST DEFINITELY REGRET THE CORPS JUST BLEW UP HALF OUR RAGGOTY ASSED FLEET!

OOH-RAH!

>>513308379 (OP)
ayys are demons. don't be deceived. play Drowned God.

Tiny percent for this shit to be alien. Even if it was, they wouldnt tell to the public. Even the age is faked , they established the age of the comet based on the direction it was coming from. They cant know for sure how old it is.
At best it could be some discarded piece of alien technology. Enough to prove there s someone else out there.

>>513308379 (OP)
The kikes are still the bigger threat.

No matter what turns up; xenomorphs, predators, tyranids, any of them no matter what, kill the kikes first and then fight the aliens. There is no bigger threat than the kike parasite.

>>513308379 (OP)
Better release the epstein files so we can die with some closure then huh?

>>513308758
He basically makes all these claims and publishes clickbait papers to draw investor attention to various israeli tech firms and think tanks.

It would be funny if they deliberately set the route to mars because their telescope showed them that mars was somehow habitable, but they never caught the other 2 planets from the sun. This tells something about their level of technology if they were indeed real.

>>513308379 (OP)
"Reasons" are no "proof". WTF! Where is the EVIDENCE?

>>513308379 (OP)
>aliens
I say fallen angels. Anywho….where are the Epstein files?

Are we really doing this? Really? They are really going a head with the Blue Beans? Ok, well fuck me I didn't expect this

Can we all agree that if it's not an alien space craft then that Harvard guy should be fired and sent to prison for hyping up lame bullshit

>>513308379 (OP)
is it the jewish guy again?
I clicked on the link and there's no article, literally just a headline.
journo kikes aren't even trying anymore

>>513313274
>tiny percent
Correct there is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of it being space aliens. Probably 100x less than that even

>>513310272
>if you don't like it you can't be American...

>>513308379 (OP)
Oh no
Anyways

>>513313233
It's important to remember we do have friends as well. I'm not going to claim to know for sure this is a ship or that it's hostile, but there's plenty of them already here. You have your inner "demons" that tempt you, and those are all from you, and then you have malevolent entities that count on you being weak for a meal.

>>513310960
I'm full of human sperm. it's like a heat seeking nuke designed to get aliens preggerinos

So their current level of tech:
>no shielding no force fields
>shitty telescopes at the same level like us.
>sub light speed.
At best they re probably us 200 yrs in the future if it was indeed a spaceship coated in an asteroid/comet.

Remember that projects about spacecraft close to 30% of c were made and pretty feasible with enough resources back in the 60s see Project Orion.
A starship that size could have been made in 20 30 yrs in orbit assuming those ayys had taken a different historical path.

Knowing this, they re a nuissance. If it would be happening.
They could have limited nuclear stockpiles aboard which are used to modify the trajectory of other rocks in path of the starship time to time. They re no civ ii type in kardashev scale. They re 1.5 at best.

>>513314056
Thing is they already fixxed their jq so we have to learn a thing or two from them

>>513311827
no this is what is was like in our nations in the 1950's-1980's... it was amazing. Clean streets high trust society...

>>513308379 (OP)
I hope someone is noting the names of these “scientists” so when nothing happens they can be cancelled if not executed.
>remember they suppressed all mRNA vaxx discussion, but this apparently is A OK

>>513313621
Fallen angels and their demon spawn.

Lonely virgins.

>>513314187
Yes indeed. It would be interesting to learn from alien history, to find their equivalent of God. It could be neanderthals and the cromagnon story all over again.

>>513313493
or back when they detected life here it was mars that was the habitable one. now they are in cryo sleep and will wake up in a few months when they get here

>>513308379 (OP)
>>513308758
I don't know why all you faggots are so surprised about the recent multiple ufo sightings and disclosures. It turns out the ayy ladies got a taste of the BBC (Big Brazilian Cock), enjoyed it immensely and spread the news around their galaxy. Now they're just coming back for more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Villas_Boas

>>513313849
Yes. It would have been good to be ayys, they would shell shock those retards from the governments so hard...
But think about this in all these 2k yrs of civ history on our planet nobody bothered to visit. Probably there were many other comets like this 1k or 500 yrs ago when we didnt have telescopes and tech to detect them. Probably comets like these will continue to appear on the radar in the next 50 yrs that it will be common to see them. Space is big.

>>513308379 (OP)
once this turns out to be nothing i hope that professor becomes completely discredited for all time

his name

PROFESSOR AVI LOEB

JEWISH ISREALI "ASTROPHYSICIST"

MOST LIKELY PAID TO TALK ABOUT ALIENS TO DISTRACT FROM EPSTEIN FILES

>>513308379 (OP)
Ayys are actually the refugees from the great mud flood event. They are coming back and lay claim to their homelands in tataria.

>>513308379 (OP)
>Professor Avi Loeb

>>513308379 (OP)
>destroys the world with a single hit
Telling you Niggers they are real. Fallen angels have visited before. It was before they made their presence known. With the second coming getting closer the world will be in the final stages of ending. They might edit the genes again.

>>513308758
Preparing the second coming. WW3 the sitting of Christ in the third temple. The wicked will be under much stress and be in sorrow. They will be pressured by the destruction bound for them. The good will be in joy and complete cheer of happiness.

>>513314814
Maybe. But it would have been an impossible long voyage. Last time mars still had oceans was millions of yrs ago afaik.

>>513311934
The way to kill these threads (or any thread) is to post actual UFOs like picrel

Second coming of Christ. The heavens will open. His glory will reign across the entire universe. Amen. Prophecy is true, The good will be in a state of happiness. The Wicked will be through stages of disbelief.

>>513312485
I looked it up.
>typically, astronomy data is stored and studied for 12 full months before release
>astronomy faggots pore over all their hoarded cool shit unless the scientific community demands a specific study to be expedited
Three months before the data is "quickly" released is the STANDARD, ironically. I think glowies pore over the images too because glowies have shit orbting farther out than L2 but its classified higher than your mom. I have no source, but someday it'll be revealed that satellites were put in orbit 20 years before the history books say it officially happened. Keep an eye out for the missing trillions at the Pentagon.

>>513308379 (OP)
>>>/x/

>>513316071
have you seen the iron man alien that was filmed last week in Utah? I have seen it before I think but this is first clear footage

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V-3DsiOYfbg

>>513308379 (OP)
Calm down guys.
Those aliens are good.
The mothers only needed to bring here all of the Epstein files.

>>513314855
>>513308758
Aliens are a part of American capitalist culture and that's why you don't see them appear outside of the US or US-involved operations anymore

>>513308379 (OP)
>Avi Loeb

Sorry anon, I'm not reading that.

>>513308379 (OP)
We're full circle to medieval superstitions. This is the neomarxists version of christojewish miracles.

>>513308379 (OP)
-400/-400 incoming

I'm shorting Talematros

Even if this were true, what would I be able to do about it?

What would anyone be able to do about it?

>>513308379 (OP)
>experts say
>study concludes
>the science is settled
It’s all so tiresome, and nothing ever happens.

>>513312484
Cmon, they'll tell themselves a new lie to cover the thousand layers of lies, copes and delusions they've lived thus far

>>513312657
Classic shill/npc response. What would anyone gain from telling people to accept living in an open air prison.

so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?

When I see misleading headlines from "reputable" media sources it makes me seeth so fucking bad internally, I wish you cunts knew how angry it makes me. Now this is the most misleading article title of the year. Your run of the mill journalists are fucking scum and deserve an incredible beating. Investigative genuine journalists are doing gods work.

>>513312657
Your goybrain wouldn't get it even if was explained or bashed in to you. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway.

>>513308379 (OP)
Where do you sign up for abduction? I want out of this gay Earth

>>513308379 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ezoOnI95BpE

seems like someone is over target
need a flak jacket to read this thread
kek

>>513310633
"In 95 the Apostle John wrote Revelations"

When are mainstream Christians going to figure out the Apostles didn't write the books with their names on them? This example is pretty obvious

>>513309619
>>513314326

>>513308775
They do.

>>513308775
kek imagine if some aylmaos just fly buy delete all brown humans on earth an just fly away explaining nothing

>>513308379 (OP)
>properly archived paywall faggotry
based nigger you may have my bump

>>513318359
>mainstream Christians
>figure out
Heh, good one.

>>513308379 (OP)
Gayliens from the planet Christisntreal are coming to punish goyim for being antiemetic oyy vey!!!!!

>>513311985
>all the street-shitting yogi pedophiles in India can see them
kek, sure bud

>>513317233
Thats actually kind of a strange one. Wonder if theres any other angles.

>>513318359
The Gospels were literally written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. You fell for atheistic cope and you will die in your sins without Jesus Christ

>>513308574
>>513311001

>>513308379 (OP)
That doesn't make any difference, I still have to go to work and pay bills. You think anyone will cancel work and pay my rent for me just because aliens invade?

>>513308379 (OP)
>DailyMail+
>Avi Lobe again

>>513309247
drummfffffttt!!!!!

>>513308379 (OP)
I'm feeling these aliens are coming here just to call all of us "niggers" and leave

>>513310438
In all honesty would you submit to a Daxy invasion?

>>513308379 (OP)
Damn, that's crazy. What about the Epstein Files though?

>>513308379 (OP)
>its just lights
>its a rock in space
>GAYLIUM MOTHERSHIP
stupid fucking shit

anything ufo is for low iqs, this community is better than that.

just go to >>>/x/

>>513308379 (OP)
are you ready for first contact with beings from another planet yet ?

>>513325262
I hope so

>>513308379 (OP)
i haz doubt