Thread 513310692

>wake up to another glorious morning in Germaneet
>heil up to my Ursula poster on the wall (I love our aryan noble empress)
>wanna smoke my leftover kilo of 4€ weed, got no papes
>roll up some cash as cig filter (govt gives it to me for free anyway) and smoke on my way to the bank
>cash in my unemployment check of 563€ + free rent
>greet my neighbor Ahmed
>we're best friends since I married his loli sister on our Iran trip and my govt legally recognized our marriage
>stub my toe on the way home, go to the hospital to get a full checkup and some spare organs for free
>go back home so my girlwife Amina can suck me off and bake me some leftover Döner lasagna with sauerkraut
>ride around a bit in my 600€ romanian-tüvved BMW on the Autobahn, at 500 km/s
>browse /pol/ on my built-in tablet pc while legalspeeding and look at Amerifats seething about their jeeted existence
>germogged_again.png
>push the seat back and go back to sleep as long and efficiently as I want, while my best friend Aryan Jesus (the customized self-driving AI personality) drives me home safe and sound

>>513310692 (OP)
Why are you not applying for jobs or be in a training program?

>>513310923
Because free money, that's why.

>>513311435
Lies. There is no free money in germany. You are forced to do training programs or you will be santioned.

>>513310692 (OP)
>leftover Döner lasagna with sauerkraut
ewww
>>513310923
this
do an engineering degree

>>513311553
I just play dumb and call in sick with tummy aches once in a while. Also I write purposely off-sounding applications full of errors to local companies every month and behave like a sociopath in general.

>>513312880
nice
ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513312880
I kneel.

>>513313369
Been neeting for 8 years soon. Biking, swimming, hiking regularly to keep fit and shitposting every other day. Fuck waging and gas all billionaires.

>>513310692 (OP)
>>ride around a bit in my 600€ romanian-tüvved BMW on the Autobahn
wholesome,i love germans

germans will be exterminated for putting every arab and nigger in the whole world in this country.
fuck you and fuck this country.
there is not a single good thing about this shithole.

>>513314152
I was a neet years ago and I found it fucking stressful to deal with the cunts beim Amt to get the money. Did a bit what you do, but never had the guts to go all in.

>>513314538
Have you ever lived outside that shithole, I can tell you the rest of the other shitholes aren't even half as good as your shithole. The amount of you guys I see here who come and dip after a couple years when they realize it aint the 80s America is hilarious. Grass is always greener.
I think probably only Switzerland or the Scandi Countries are better.

>>513314766
americans are ultra degenerates anyways, and i fucking hate niggers.
i would kill the first evangelical talking about israel and sucking jewish cock i see on the street.
i wanna live in the countryside without any humans and this gay judeo-democratic state and his golems.
scandinavia is cold as shit and switzerland is expensive as shit, even more than scandi.

>>513314538
Well anon, I live in a nice rural area full of lakes and woods and it's quite cozy in here. I gladly let nogs and arabs fill the slums in large cities and wageslave until they all die of depression, while I'm chilling and breathing fresh air. >>513314682
To be fair, the ladies responsible for me are SPDfags and didn't much care about me not working until now. If they really try to force me to work because of new CDU laws, I'll take the 50% sanctions for three months and sue them while doing it. Legal fees are completely covered if you're jobless btw, as long as you win. I barely use any money and have a lot saved up (15.000€ max are allowed), so I really don't care about a few slim months.
>>513314766
Also this. German food and water quality alone are better than >95% of the world.

>>513310692 (OP)
>Döner lasagna with sauerkraut
I cannot even comprehend how something like this would exist, much less taste.

>>513315058
>switzerland is expensive as shit, even more than scandi.
That is the best thing about germany you have the best wage to expense ratio, you have cheaper groceries than all your neighbours.

>>513310692 (OP)
Based, now make 4/8 kids for free €