Thread 513317383

Shrinkflation

>>513317383 (OP)
ahahahahahhaaa
>audible

>>513317383 (OP)
Retarded args

For her pleasure.

it's a grater for ultra luxury fine dining

>>513317682
lmao

>>513317383 (OP)

3 9s?

>>513317469
>>513317383 (OP)
Most people can't afford a big cheese anymore, so using a big shredder just wouldn't make sense because you loose most of it by it smearing on the surface. The small shredder prevents this waste by reincorporating the smears back into the holes to form an entire extra shred worth

>>513318517
i nearly fell out of my chair

>>513318517
The silly cheese shredder is a boomer luxury that will soon be gone. They had a food gimmick tool for everything to take up space in their luxurious kitchens.

The knife will once again be used to slice the cheese, unless its in the uk they will have to improvise

>>513318517
you long were you rubbing your hands together before that thought formed in your head

>>513319421
how*
god damnit

>>513319421
>>513319441
I don't get what you are implying here, that I'm somehow responsible for this?

That post just popped into my mind

>>513319421
speak English, Chang

>>513321198
we had an electric one in the early 90s whe i was little. shit was loud as fuck, but youd buy blocks of cheese and feed em in and ziplock them. it was cheaper

dunno about now, havent checked prices

>>513317383 (OP)
That's just retards who dont read the dimensions

>>513322147
I have an attachment for a stand mixer that does the same thing.
I'm not fucking shredding by hand. Pain in the ass to wash though

>>513318772
> Zuckerburg_bunker-2.jpg
Where is Saddam?

>>513317383 (OP)
I wish I could look at cheese graters without getting flashbacks.

>>513324775
What is this even supposed to mean

>>513317383 (OP)
Should be called a cheese lesser.

>>513324938
Having unsupervised internet access leads to seeing many things.

>>513325081
I've seen shit too, but you're being vague and it's annoying
What are you talking about

>>513325824
bme pain olympics you zoomie normienigger

>>513318517
The Canadian Milk Cartel wins again

>>513317383 (OP)
more like drop shipping
it's 0.86 USD

>>513317682
somehow an American restaurant will still manage to jam 3000 calories into that

>>513317682
One of a twelve part degustation.

>>513326384
How so?
I'm genuinely interested in the explanation, because inflation seems to be everywhere.

>>513329340
wdym
shrinkflation is real but this isn't an example of it
drop shipping is a grift where you set up a sale front for some chinkshit product and sell it at a massive markup
you have no risk because you have no inventory
when someones buys it - you turn to the chinese manufacturer and order it giving them the customer's address - then you give the customer the tracking number
that's it - in this case you made 15 dollars risk free without any employees rent or anything by selling a 80 cent product for 16 you didn't even buy

>>513317383 (OP)
That's just a temu gook scam. They make tiny items and give picture angles that make it ambiguous to make you think you're buying a reasonably sized product

>>513326384
>it looks the same it must be the same
>he thinks there isnt a high end mini cheese grater made in the top tier chinese factories sold on american shopifys and a low end shit tier mini cheese grater made in the worst chinese factories, comprised of returns and defects and made with a lead filled alloy and sold on ale express

Ngmi

>>513327249
>somehow an American restaurant will still manage to jam 3000 calories into that
Very easy to do that with butter and heavy cream. Dairy is highly nutrient dense. Makes me wonder why they don't make compact rations this way.

>>513329883
Americans demand faster shipping so they now have to warehouse the product. Dropshipping stopped working long ago in that form.

>>513330306
even the handle is held exactly the same way
it almost definitely came out from the same factory
anyway here's the exact one 1.96 USD

if i will look for it on alibaba it's probably also less than a dollar there
but if you buy 5 it already drops to 71 cents a unit
less fitting for drop shipping tho

>>513330678
still works here
but we have an island economy so yeah
still marked up chinkshit

>>513330306
didn't read the entire post
so i missed the sarcasm

>>513330748
>it almost definitely came out from the same factory

Bless you, i have a bridge and london for you too.

>>513330748
Misleading merchant practices have attracted a Jews attention.

>>513331839
it's even 6.66 shekels

>>513331930
Is it a sigh from your demon god that you should buy it or is it a trick trying to lead you astray by wasting money?

>>513332080
i'm not a dumb goy to spend money on retarded things like that

>>513317383 (OP)
16k for that? Does it magically create infinite cheese?

>>513317910
Howard watching Oknaussis kill Kennedy and deciding to hide away in Vegas was the needle that severed the thread of America's future

>>513332080
If he ends up buying the dollar bin ones on ali express thinking he found a "deal" hes going to receive a chinesium banged up piece of shit and get lead poisoning on the house.

Thats how it is with the items that sell, thr more popular they get the more factories produce them in varying qualities and attention to specs and they are priced accordingly to risk of returns.

>>513332168
Hehehe opportunity missed to save money in the long run by having less wasted cheese,ess soap, and less time spent
You're not a jew

>>513317682
That plate is a crime.

>>513317383 (OP)
I know one picture that needs an sequel now. (it doesn't)

>>513332393
You think the $15 one on Amazon is ordered custom by an American manufacturer?

No some sleezebag found that chink shit and markets resold it. Everything has been like this for decades

>>513332916
No one is making a 1500% profit on dropshipping (that isnt an outright scam fly by night store)

If its selling for 15 and hes not inundated with returns, hes not getting the dollar bin ones.

>>513333873
Yes he is

>>513317383 (OP)
That's just cursed
I've never had a grater so small
How do you even use that

>>513325824
bro, stop asking PLEASE!

>>513336489
It's for fromunder cheese

>>513337864
but y tho

>>513318517
i'm a big man and i need a big cheese
open memo to donald j trump: what are you doing about the cheese

>>513317383 (OP)
Yall niggaz aint got no cheese
Pathetic

The ancient Sumerians Gods created a slave race called the goyim....

It's shocking how much it actually looks the the Juden.

>>513340770
Donald Trump says what do you mean, these new cheese fit in my hands perfectly fine

Anyway stop eating fat and you'll be a skinny man

computer, close memo

in other news
jews done shrank aunt jemima clean off the label, now it's called pearl milling: PEARL, milling.
they gone straight from a big black beautiful black big bosomy fluffy black southern plantation black indentured pancake matriarch..... to this hard little WHITE ass pearl ain't even big enough to slap with one hand
lawdy chyle

what you thinks that mean
nee huh guh hah

>>513341492
they kept the lake and got rid of the Indian

>>513341618
fake video

>>513317682
underrated

>>513341210 i see what u did there
>>513341650 next complaint: o'lakes is irish dogwhistle coded
>>513341723 time consuming to prove you wrong

>>513332269
what kind of magical ninjitsu severs a thread with a needle
hey maybe go out and get a real job
maybe the premium size cheese comes within reach