Thread 513318262

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>Veteran Hollywood stuntman set on fire for Pink Floyd album cover dies

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sadiq-khan-donald-trump-london-b2809222.html
>Sadiq Khan says Donald Trump is ‘not a force for good’

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/labour-mps-accuse-reform-uk-of-sipbuilding-betrayal
>Labour MPs accuse Reform UK of shipbuilding ‘betrayal’

https://metro.co.uk/2025/08/17/police-clash-protesters-outside-britannia-migrant-hotel-23935794
>Police make arrests after ‘pink lady’ protesters march to Britannia migrant hotel

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2px5r90x4o
>Police investigating Strictly 'drug use' claims

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn92z1re8g9o
>Mobility scooter driver in 60s 'punched in head'

https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/rayner-claims-reform-will-fail-generation-young-women-amid-online-safety-row
>Rayner claims Reform will ‘fail a generation of young women’

https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
>Japan's 1st osmotic power plant begins operating in Fukuoka

>>513318262 (OP)
Great album

WE LOVE YOU OP!
WE DO!
WE LOVE YOU OP!
WE DO!
WE LOVE YOU OP!
WE DO!
OHHHH OP!
WE LOVE YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRA82xLsb_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRA82xLsb_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRA82xLsb_w

>>513318405
I don't.

>>513318262 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLLDeGoxdTw

Days gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w

>>513318262 (OP)
>see man on fire
How I wish
How I wish you were Kier

does britain expect to fight a war with russia and china in the state the country is in? what planet are these simpletons living on?

we dont even have an iron dome. britain is a gaping pussy waiting to get FUCKED

>the british government is now starting to let migrants settle in the serene countryside
Aren't you bongs running out of space at this point? Why are you destroying the countryside now?

>>513318666
>does britain expect to fight a war with russia and china in the state the country is in?
Yes
>what planet are these simpletons living on?
It's Our Planet, The British Planet

feel a melty coming on

>>513318262 (OP)

>>513313191
Fill Ofcom's Complaints about an On Demand Service that Prince Andrew's Pedo Puppet government is falling apart with a GPTSwarm.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7cUmX-AlKY0

>>513318668
this will redpill a lot of people. but what use are redpilled pensioners and other halfwits that live in the british countryside. they present no threat at all to the ruling party bureaucrats

>>513318777
Can't. I use a Mac.

Elmer is intentionally trying to make his sister (if he's even got one) appear unattractive so that Anons don't try to bang her. Well rule him out. There's still Cauldron's many sisters. A man like me is bound to end up with at least one of them.

>>513318762
wogdan because his thread earlier got jannied

>>513318899
>Website gets wormed
>Threads get jannied
>Regularly bullied by every general
He can't fit in anywhere.

>>513318867
Pic related was supposed to redpill a lot of people.

What has changed since then? Labour has won an election with a significant majority, and the UK is now far more authoritarian, and far more protective of pakistani migrants, even as they are spotted hanging around primary schools.
All the brits do is talk. Talk talk talk. Get distracted by the footy. Distracted by muh NHS. Talk about how everything sucks.

>>513318756
which empire/culture/country would people rather have dominated the world? The Chinese?

2L choccy milk downed
2 big poos dropped

>>513319036
https://www.talktalk.co.uk/

>>513318777
Here aussie faggot

>>513318897
what about ginge's sister?

>>513318756
britain doesn't even have a proper army. chinas navy is about 10 times the size of the british navy. and they have four times the number of ICBMS. the nazis in ww2 were gummybears compared to these lot. does the government expect some pipe smoking boffin to assemble hypersonic glide vehicles out of old pots and pans in his garden shed to save the day?

>>513319132
https://vocaroo.com/1eJxxHMLE4LS

>>513318897
I'm gonna bang blocko's sister.
You have my word.

bizarre, really.

>>513319132
That's just Ginge. He's a filthy GCHQ spastic.

whenever I am in the companies of leftoids talking politics, I am never sure whether they all know the jews are the problem and are being tactful with euphemisms, or they are just retarded.

>>513319181
beat you to it mate

>>513319106
i dont think anyone in britain will get to decide who dominates the world. they'll just be dominated. most likely by china, but first squeezed dry as a vassal of america and israel

>>513319203
>gang rape

>>513319255
no shit, it's a hypothetical retrospective

Crazy how much you can get away with in the UK if you're pakistani.

>>513319248
imma skeet on your unborn baby's head nigga

Ginge lives in or near Milton Keynes but he's too gay to be useful. And any usefulness he's had will backfire.

Greetings and salutations loyal viewers, yup they're at it again

>>513319129
He got the look alright

welfare check on the poms?

>>513319476
Bit noncey that.

is it true dench spaffed up raffy's sis and now the antichrist is brewing in her womb?

>the fact that [my grandmother] had to hide her skin color, essentially [by wearing makeup], and try desperately to fit in with everyone else must’ve been incredibly difficult… So, yeah: history of fighters.
Turns out Emelia Clarke is a crypto-jeet

>>513319554
https://nitter.poast.org/thejunkyjokes/status/1949465820473786368

>>513319388
whoevers the strongest deserves to dominate. especially when they're playing the game fair and square. they're not subverting, they're not tricking, they're just out-working, out-thinking and outplaying the combined west by their own biased rules.
i for one welcome our new chinese overlords. may they dominate benevolently for ten thousand years.

Anyone planning to do anything or are you all just going to keep crying about it from your mum's spare room?

>>513319721
I asked who would they rather.
it's also a rhetorical question, because the answer is obvious.

>>513319234
but he does have a sister
and you can just imagine

>>513319867
i'm wanking and playing day z

>>513319867
gonna play some more golf next week

>>513319867
forge ahead out of spite, you?

>>513319867
Might oil my door hinge cause the windscreen making it squeak and its annoying me. Might not.

>>513319867
I'm also wanking and playing dayz

>>513319867
I'm having a tug and playing this day z game, maybe you heard of it?

>>513319036
>Labour has won an election with a significant majority
Lower vote share than Corbyn in 2019 btw

>>513319867

>Be in an age of ever evolving deep fake technology
>Read about U.K. government being infested with pedophiles
>Read about U.K. Prime Minister's Operation Yewtree, a sweeping Pro-Pedophile reform
>Read about unpunished migrant raep squads
>Read about U.K. government trying to blow up the ocean of piss
>Suddenly U.K. has ocean of piss plattered all over it and deep fakes of [POLITICIAN] burning the quran all over social media
Oh no! Your country is dickbees in under 24 hours!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8764jvyVYDo

Shift change.

>>513319476
>>513319626
she’s so excited

>>513320128
CHANGE PLACES

i’m doing nofap and listening to jay z

>>513319896
I don't care if he's got a sister. He's a filthy GCHQ tart who lives close to me. I want Cauldron's sisters. And I will get one of them eventually.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15009083/hypocrite-Angela-Rayner-selling-allotments.html
>Angela Rayner is selling off allotments... but not in her patch

I'd have a dig around in Angela's allotment ..

>mass child rape scandal in rotherham
>the white people of rotherham still show up to protest against ukip and anyone who dares speak ill of the pakistanis

>>513320128
inhale, you're the victim

>>513320176
>Rood cunt

Why do Brits still defend keeping these two protected for life?

>>513320231
>bigatry

Joshletto samefagging pantomime hours

>>513319867
What are you planning to do lad?

>>513319685
just more racial envy projected as racism, getting tired now.

>>513320264
Banging track that.

>>513320231
>bigartry

>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15006659/Bombshell-Lucy-Letby-papers-revenge-claim-nurse-doctors-blunders-baby-target.html

Lucy Letby is innocent?

>>513318262 (OP)
yes, but are the mosques the invaders build flammable?

Why is this abbo cuck crying and pissing his pants?

>>513320519
Only the grade II pubs they convert into mosques.

>>513320579
its the nonce, noticed all his larps like the malaysian flag appeared, as well as the stupid discord-tier drama? he's probably on the echo falls again

>>513320496
brit/pol/ called it day 1 that she was obviously stitched up

>>513320579
Price of petrol

I think there are FAR RIGHT THUGS (tm) acting as BAD ACTORS (tm) in this thread that is a BIT BREXITY (tm) and full of MISINFORMATION (tm)

>>513320381
No it's because her great grandma cheated with an indian bloke and they had to hide it for years. Lol calm down.

>>513320579
It's a retarded sounding faggot that spergs on every general 4chan. No, not josh. The other one.

I'm appreciating the dip in temperature ngl

>>513320217
i cant lie lilbro she knows you pee sitting down its not gonna happen

>>513320281
source?

>>513320809
Hope we get 6 foot of snow this winter

>>513320809
Just want winter so I can stick the fire on

>>513320802
>Stewart Gosling
I wonder if he's related to Literally Me?

>>513319036
>Labour has won an election with a significant majority,
The left claim that everyone is a racist. They are correct. The Tories ran with an Indian leader and their voter base didn't even bother to turn out, leading to Keir von Starmer winning by default. The Tories have doubled down and Starmer is less popular than Hitler so both parties will get wiped out at the next election.

I personally don't believe that Herr Keir von Starmer's regime will ever hold another election again. They've already been playing postponing tactics with certain counties in the local elections. We only get to vote if we vote the right way.

>>513319867
so me an example of anyone trying to do something without this place or any social media platform resorting to calling them a Fed, homemosexual, or incel?

>>513320579
>>513318899

>He's talking to himself with his sock puppets again
sad fat nonce

>>513320818
what if you sit down for a poo but it turns out it’s just a fart and the wee just comes out
what then
Asking for a mate

Starmer needs to get tough on the far-right thugs. Boots on the ground.

>>513320974
Village green tombola events.

Traitorous whore.
I'll remember your face well.

Average reform voter

>>513320350
I'm moving to China to become an English teacher.

>>513321288
>McCok
Missing a bit there. Contextual.

>>513321330
one more step and they are there

>>513321120
Roastie feminist cunts ruining the country as per usual

https://www.gbnews.com/news/fiona-beach-judge-migrant-asylum-executive

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-nigel-farage-angela-rayner-grilled

>>513318262 (OP)
Most Brits think the royals love them but they never stop to think that the royals are the cause of all our MISERY...

Think RETARD BRITS, who makes the most money from all the misery ??? Do you now understand why the royals don't show you their business interest, that's kept a secret from the public,,you have to show all your business for tax reasons..

>>513321288
>>513321330
The foundation myth doing it's job well again.

>>513320231
>>513320700
These are the same people. Off duty and on duty.

>>513321469
He's already trying to justify the so called victory by using muh NOTZEES!!!!! He's not even close plus the bloke behind that account is Indian.

>>513321528
>Most Brits think the royals love them
lmao what, stop talking out of your arse you reddit spacing ESL VPNigger

>>513321055
wdym what if you sit down
you piss before you sit down
swear they dont make men anymore ffs

eatin an orange penguin they're shit

>>513321681
>still lost an empire and for what?
maybe you are brown as well

>1pbtid
Totally organic.

>>513321840
Original Penguin Defence force out here.

>>513321806
You had a TimTam? They're like penguins but superior.

>>513321629
He pleaded NOT GUILTY..

She pleaded GUILTY, reason why she got locked up...

Like face mask fines, those that pleaded not guilty got their fines squashed, rest paid because they are RETARDS...

You cannot see what the UK ROYALS rae doing to you all,,,,

night lids

https://xcancel.com/FlagForceUK/status/1957206558942851495#m
>Flagging is a way of escaping the dreary longhouse of modern Britain. Stick it to the lanyard people in dungarees, the Labour Councillors, the retired sociology lecturers and everyone that has ruined this nation. Flag them so high they can't walk down a street without a meltdown.
>We don't want UnHerd events about postliberalism and wink wink jokes over drinks about HBD. Enlist your local plasterer to climb a giant ladder and stick our flag everywhere. TERRAFORM this country into a fever dream. The Shankill road - EVERYWHERE. Pictures: Hull Road, York.
There really are a lot of tedious rats in this country, we saw this during Covid

>>513322220
nite

>>513322159
Yeah they are still rubbish

>>513322190
they were let down by the system, peer pressured to comply

>>513321330
America's founding fathers had it right.
>Crimea
>WW1
>WW2
>Iraq (twice)
>Afghanistan
>Israel/Iran
>Vietnam
>Russia/Ukraine
Not my problem.
Look at China ... do nothing, win. Instead of wasting vast finite resources in blowing shit up, they invest them in infrastructure and business creation instead.

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>>504509055
>>504509449
>>504511741
>>504516045
reposting because I still haven't gotten any help, how do I get over this? i'm very emotional to this day

>>513321832
Are you retarded?
>Britain lost everything but it was still a good fight because... MUH NAZIS!!!
The fact he acknowledges that Britain lost everything but still thinks WW2 was "just" means he isn't even fucking close to 'our side'.

>>513322220
I'm still digesting my very late dindins. I'll be here until at least 1.

>>513321791
cos the perceived need to poo was desperate and if you stood there and pissed you would’ve shit your boxers

>>513322364
1. Wear hi-vis and hardhat
2. Put up flat
3. Have a spastic with a clipboard nodding and pointing.
This defeats the Karen.

>>513322364
>Putting themselves and other road users at risk
What is a flag going to do that massive potholes, foreign drivers and boomers drivers don't already do?

>8pbtid
Totally orgasmic.

>>513322593
>bunch of lads in high vis kicking the shit out of a kike

Am calling Gobbo a nonce at 300mph
First in brit /pol history
AHEM
Gobbo is a fat nonce with no mates
Womp womp

>>513322640
A Whacky Races style mishap where it gets loose, is blown onto a driver's windscreen, gets stuck among the wipers and leads to a 20 car pile up.

Why do British people like indians so much? something something about cricket?

>>513322159
>You had a TimTam?
Holy fuck those things blow British biscuits out of the water. I would commit several genocides just to taste one again.

>>513322717
you will NEVER get a Japanese gf

>>513318262 (OP)
No matter who you vote for they will all be CORRUPT.....

The UK ROYALS CORRUPT all UK MPs...

The UK MPs swear to the crown before the people so you get MISERY...

You are so tricked you cannot see its the UK ROYALS who are doing all this IMMIGRANT HOTEL bullshit...

The UK ROYALS make billions from the IMMIGRANTS, you thick fucks cannot see this..

>>513322717
Did you get any Eli-ben for the ride la?

>>513322639
I'm clearly not talking about him, i'm talking about the jeet running the "british enjoyer" account.
Also i'm sure the black Christian bloke would be a WN

>>513322708
Bonus points if the hi-vis says shromnim.

>>513322190
>Obviously guilty
>Let off

>>513322717
>>513322821
wow dudes now we got two fat faggots larping on a VPN with a jap IP, wahey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>513319867

If anyone doesn't want to actively protect (thats not a neutral act) a rape gang of muslim schoolteachers, the tidy can start ASAP.

>>513322563
bro what
why would you shit yourself

>>513322717
Ask if the guy on the left is occupy. Spin looks proper twisted.

>>513322832
okay, but hat if I don't give a fuck what you are talking about?
fuck off

>>513322924
you’ve never been desperate for a poo? are you constipated?

>>513322934
Kek

>>513322987
I accept your concession mate

wahey Schofield had a good weekend

>>513323042
you're welcome

>>513322821
Had a beef sando that was tip top.
Got some Sushi rn.
So glad i am not some povvo benniemong.

Kier Starmer must die

>>513322464
ignorance of the system is no defence

>>513322190
But he was guilty and so denying his crime should've got him a longer stretch

So now the question is who is directing juries to ignore the law for some people and enforce it for others

>>513323085
he’s finally hit the twink wall
poor lad

>>513323030
I'm annoyed when he picks up the knife and doesn't use a bit of spare dough to press into the flutes of the pie dish.

>>513323099
paki shit kys

https://xcancel.com/peterjukes/status/1957014227010355306#m
>All those trying to turn Lucy Connolly into a martyr for free speech ought to read the appeal court findings. The police record of her lies on arrest is very interesting
That's literally what Ricky's defence team did though

>>513323014
there's wanting a poo and not being in control of your bowels
like are you some kind of weirdo who holds it in for ages at a time and acts surprised when you need to go? grow up

>>513323266
>t.compressed food bar enjoyer

>>513323099
>meal deal, Japan
#luxurylife

people think juries are like 12 angry men lol. they're told exactly what to think by the (((jury officer)))

>>513323215
ignorance of the law yes, but they system should be fair and impartial. If the correct guidance was to plead 'not guilty' then they should have been offered this advice equally.

>>513323426
gis a link

>>513323507
it's not great desu

>>513323301
but if you do a poo with full bladder wee always comes out, why wouldn’t poo come out when you wee standing up if it’s primed and ready to launch?
checkmate

>>513323347
>t.toilet ice cream welfare enjoyer

>>513323426
>has a girlfriend
well it is a work of fiction after all

>>513323189
The royals are his masters so more starmers will come if he gets killed off...

But you and all the other RETARDS keep pointing the finger at the wrong people who do all this MISERY for their own gains..

>>513323282
>play the mental health card
That's literally what that Ricky piece of shit did

Kek thoughts on this propaganda
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tunisia/s/af6iwNDlfc

>>513323563
why did god position the anus above the vag in quadrupeds?

Pakidemic Agent is supporting Starmer banning 4chan then

>>513323563
you hold your poos in so long you literally can't pee without shitting yourself? i cant believe you have no one to tell you you've been living life wrong

>>513323507
https://nicksimulator.com/

>>513323618
he played the minecraft defence

How long till reform wins

>>513323669
He got tired of us calling him a tranny chasing faggot

>>513323669
we don't negotiate with iranian terrorists

>shitting? not until the last possible moment i've got at least another 8 hours of internet browsing before me
jesus fucking christ some of you are lost causes

>>513323223
I also have autism

>>513323282
>>513323618
Well yeah Ricky is a BAME

>>513323426
>yookay
the fuck is that supposed to be?

>>513323731
political parties don't 'win' they earn the honour of representing the voting public

>>513323795
a negrification from the sounds of it

Kiplings work is the best book I ever bought. I flick to a random page now and then

We’re not so old in the Army List,
But we’re not so young at our trade.
For we had the honour at Fontenoy
Of meeting the Guards’ Brigade.
‘Twas Lally, Dillon, Bulkeley, Clare,
And Lee that led us then,
And after a hundred and seventy years
We’re fighting for France again!

[Chorus]
Old Days! The wild geese are flighting,
Head to the storm as they faced it before!
For where there are Irish there’s bound to be fighting,
And when there’s no fighting, it’s Ireland no more!
Ireland no more!

The fashion’s all for khaki now,
But once through France we went
Full-dressed in scarlet Army cloth,
The English – left at Ghent.
They’re fighting on our side today
But, before they changed their clothes,
The half of Europe knew our fame,
As all of Ireland knows!

[Chorus]

From Barry Wood to Gouzeaucourt,
From Boyne to Pilkem Ridge,
The ancient days come back no more
Than water under the bridge.
But the bridge it stands and the water runs
As red as yesterday,
And the Irish move to the sound of the guns
Like salmon to the sea.

Old Days! The wild geese are ranging,
Head to the storm as they faced it before!
For where there are Irish their hearts are unchanging,
And when they are changed, it is Ireland no more!
Ireland no more!

We’re not so old in the Army List,
But we’re not so new in the ring,
For we carried our packs with Marshal Saxe
When Louis was our King.
But Douglas Haig’s our Marshal now
And we’re King George’s men,
And after one hundred and seventy years
We’re fighting for France again!

Ah, France! And did we stand by you,
When life was made splendid with gifts and rewards?
Ah, France! And will we deny you
In the hour of your agony, Mother of Swords?

Old Days! The wild geese are flighting,
Head to the storm as they faced it before!
For where there are Irish there’s loving and fighting,
And when we stop either, it’s Ireland no more!
Ireland no more!

>>513323586
>Buying reasonably priced ice-cream is a polish fetish
Weird flex but okay?

>>513323829
I can't wait until Reform earns the honour of representing the voting public, and that weirdly the voting public will want to import 1 million jeets per year.

>>513323731

They'll fix everything of course.

Its not like R Farage is on record participating in the social engineering campaigns which produced Axel Rudakubana.

The same gesture for the same reason to serve the agenda of the same people.

>>513323677
I don’t ‘hold my poos in’ you weirdo that’s the point, my bowels signal when it’s time for me to go to the toilet and then it comes out with zero effort or straining; thats how it works if you’re not chronically constipated
if I also happen to have some wee that needs to come out this usually happens in tandem with the poo
why the fuck would i stand there and piss when the poo is on its way out?
im just going to say it, if you genuinely make sure you stand up to piss every time because you think it might be ‘gay’ otherwise you’re an insecure spastic

>>513323085
>corr that's it ar lad blast ya beans in me chuff
>you enaff grown ar lad

>>513323779
Me living my life and having to deal with people trying to be affectionate.

>>513323944
they are headed up by a paki

>>513323904
He still hasn't realised that its a quoted post this entire time

>>513323944
and you cannot let these cunts think they are better than you

>>513323695
>google docs form at the end
Bit sus

>>513323876
Now read Wordsworth.

>>513319867
UK to far gone to do anything about it...

Most jobs will never be able to buy you a new house anymore...You will become RENT BOYS..

>>513324006
>my bowels signal when it’s time for me to go
no bro your body sends out signals in advance it's just you've been ignoring them and holding shits in for so long you don't remember they exist
sort yourself out weirdo

>>513323944
Isn't it strange how Reform is another word for Change

>>513324060
Now it's a gay 2010 Cameroon short lister, what could go wrong?

>>513323266
Pipe down pocky

>>513324122
Fuck daffodils
Fuck em right off

>>513324091
He's a fucking idiot.

you literally wait until you're shitting yourself to poo
you're so fucking weird lmao

>>513323944
>1 million jeets per year
bosh

at least we have one record the english can't take from us

>>513324168
Change...UK? Reform do present themselves as an independent group after all...

>>513324174
Alri Dago la?

>>513324250
omw to boost the statistics
how's that for national pride

>>513324297
You read guénon yet like you said you would?

>>513324255
LTD.

>>513324210
Kek.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45518/the-french-revolution-as-it-appeared-to-enthusiasts-at-its-commencement

>>513324255
Reformation is insufficient, and counter-revolutionary.

>>513324388
You're mistaking me for someone else la.
I'm currently reading a book about the scramble for Africa.

>>513319685
i always hated that cunt, she weird's me out and gives evil vibes, got through half of episode 1 GoT and turned that shit the fuck off. Looks like the kind of bitch to make false allegations of being touched up, or even raped, and will definitely babyrape/divorcerape any future husband. Stay well the fuck away lad.

>>513323617
I know who’s to blame but he just pisses me off so much. Annoying people should die first.

>>513323669
Give that brown cunt a Vindaloo enema

>>513324568
she's a jew
that's your jewdar going off lad

>>513324160
in advance of what you spastic?
if you need to squeeze out a poo you’re constipated mate, you should be going oh need a poo brb and it should be sliding out as soon as you sit down in once piece with zero effort
if you feel like you HAVE to piss standing up before that you’re an insecure loser

>>513324445
Sorry pally but the hit came down from the top.

Wonder how fighter pilots eat during long flights.

>>513324653
>>513324240

>>513324704
onions

>>513324704
wonder how they piss, obviously standing up or they’re not proper men innit!

>>513324660
how is japan life treating you friend? Mind giving us a brief on today's foodies, walk around get up to much? Its on the bucket list

>>513324704
through their little fighter pilot sippy straws

>>513323426
>you and your girlfriend want to settle down

i know a guy that suffered a crippling injury to his hand, he was a plumber which meant he couldn't work anymore so his misses left him. We're always a day away from going Postal in this current system of things.

>>513324240
you’re stupid mate
must be all the shit backed up in your constipated bowels slowing you down

Like, you're 70,000ft in the air, you gamble on a fart and lose. You've still got 8 hours of flying. What happens? Do they change the seat?

>>513324704
I think fighter pilots can go without food for 6 hours mate

>>513324882
Why do fighter pilot mres exist then?

>>513324801
you've become so accustomed to shitting yourself you literally forgot how to poo

>>513318262 (OP)
basically the british like US but they hate US

>>513324993
ejections?

>>513324878
me who shits on command vs you waiting until you shit yourself otherwise you can't go? think you got that backwards
you're scrambling

>>513324993
More ways to make money.

>>513324660
Say hi to my wife while you're there.

>>513324810
Woke up, got on trains to bullet train, ate some ekibento. 36 degrees, 80% humidity. On route to Tokyo, food has been great, big lads will enjoy.

>>513318262 (OP)

they are our FUTURE. We need them near our native girls so they can learn DIVERSITY

>how do fighter pilots pee
>Fighter Pilot Urination
>Fighter pilots manage the need to urinate during long flights using several methods, with the most common being the use of "piddle packs". These are specially shaped plastic bags filled with absorbent beads that solidify urine into a gel, preventing leaks during maneuvers.
>Pilots typically use them during straight and level flight to minimize the risk of spillage, requiring them to unzip their flight suit from the top and bottom, unroll the pack, and urinate into it before sealing it. This process is considered a task-saturating event, and pilots often use the brevity term "racehorse" to inform their wingmen they are occupied.

>For female pilots, the process can be particularly challenging, leading to the development of alternative systems. The Aircrew Mission Extender Device (AMXDmax), also known as Skydrate, is a wearable, hands-free, battery-operated system worn under the flight suit. It uses a cup for men or a pad resembling a sanitary napkin for women, connected via a hose to a pump that automatically detects urine and transfers it to a collection bag. This system eliminates the need to partially undress in the cockpit.

>>513323426
>French
Will people really get the joke?

>>513325089
i was joking about shitting myself but it’s like when it’s time to poo that’s obviously the priority man

>>513325445
backtracking now? embarrassed? honestly your weird pooing habit is so weird it almost made me forget you pee sitting down, like i know you're in shock and i've turned your entire world upside down but how can you be so pathetic you can't even poo right? that is so josh of you tbf

>>513325445
You'll never resist turning into a werewolf

>>513325258
>36 degrees, 80% humidity
WEWlad, aircon out there? Them ekibentos are the 'pull string heats up' aye? Sounds like heaven, love me trains. If you have infinite money, just stay there lad, looks like it'll get hairy back home

>>513325352
>piddle pack
kek gonna call r kid that next time i see him

>>513325250
Which one?

>>513325659
>1pbtid

>>513325686
You know which one.

>>513325717
and now it's two, and you're a jew

>>513325445
>i was joking about shitting myself but it’s like when it’s time to poo that’s obviously the priority man
I had 4 runny shits today. Nothing changed in my diet, however, went to the supermarket and it was infested with Jeets and Muzzies (same thing really). Praps I caught something in the air? Did use my alcohol sanitiser when I got out the store.

>>513325799
booze fucks up your digestion

>>513325760
Fuck kikes, fuck the king, glass israel.

>>513324568
>Stay well the fuck away lad.
Lucky for me I've not a chance to get with Emelia Clarke, but thanks for believing in me.
>>513324649
also jeet

>>513323099
Absolute pro move to go with sushi, as it always tastes better than the regular meat and rice dishes. Maybe Katsu Sando exempted.

>>513325538
peeing sitting down when doing a poo is just normal mate
like why would you not do it
it’s not manly to not do something because some mong on 4chan is scared of being called gay for it

>>513326009
yeah mate toilet advice from the guy who shits himself
class act

>>513326060
It's OK to piss while shitting
It's not OK to shit while pissing

ofsm is lifemogging Josh rn. Only way for Josh to redeem himself is a trip to Ipswich.

you got so rattled by my 'it's gay to pee sitting down' comment that wasn't even aimed at you you went on a tangent about how you don't even know how to poo right

>>513326133
Timestamped a power socket yet?

>>513326133
Hit the wall already

>>513326167
for women maybe

>>513326060
i poo efficiently
you poo slowly and painfully

>>513326217
Sad!

>>513326238
>holding in poos for so long you don't know or have any control over when you will finally poo
>efficient

imagine eating food for energy and then wasting all that energy straining and squeezing out the waste product of that food
and he says I don’t know how to poo
What a pootard

>>513326344
imagine having such abandonment issues you can't even let your poos go

>>513326298
>Trumpism
Grim

>>513326326
>you don’t know or have any control over
i didn’t say this, you’re illiterate
could your poo be so backed up it’s reached your brain?

>>513326344
>>513326379
Samefagging

why do you allow men from other countries rape your white children

>>513326344
also is your whole arsehole so atrophied from holding shits in for so long you literally can't poo without popping a blood vessel? shitting is not difficult lmao

I'm not sitting in here surrounded by MI5 bots

>>513324404
Thanks but Kipling makes me homesick in a way this can't

>>513326462
Why do you have sex with dogs?

>>513326417
>i didn’t say this
>"i need to sit down to pee otherwise i might shit myself"
so rattled

>>513326510
Understandable. He captures the nationalistic soul

>>513326462
>Canadian boriswave

>>513324404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjCsA_iqtUo

>search for breakdown
>this is the only vid up

>>513326475
>>513326531
now you’re just being intentionally obtuse
just admit you have poor digestion and slow bowels
and you’re insecure about how you pee lol

>>513326475

If you could hold in your shit you wouldnt habe made 24 posts of vapid, time wasting drivel.

Whats the grand total for that, about a fiver?

Lol

>>513325651
Got here 4th August, Done Osaka and Kyoto, now to Tokyo on way to nearby countryside to relax for a week, then back to Osaka till september. If you can go, just go, well worth the money and travel time.
>>513325956
So so so so, gozaiiiiimaaaaas

>>513326644
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS

>>513326691
literally one flex of the bum muscle and it comes out
you're holding onto poos for days on end because you're worried you'll get haemorrhoids from straining if you try to go on command
such a loser
not even in control of your most basic functions

>>513326780
>Bum muscle
Which one?

>>513326711
another poo hoarder rattled? sign of the times when losers need an online course on how to go to the toilet fuck sake

>>513326633
Numervls. Also, pic: Laughably illegitimate govrnments commit treason en-masse! It's time for gamers to rise up!

>>513326858
>1pbtid

god's truth me doing a shit mogs you at your best

>>513326751
If it helps I'm suffering with you. Here you go. I made this myself might cheer you up (volume needs lowered a bit maybe)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754005874295703.mp4

>>513326896
My bad my old chum!

>>513326842

Good one mate. Extra 20p for that one. Keep it up for a few hours and you can treat yourself to a ready meal from Iceland.

Tragic.

Guys I feel like needing a poo, but only a little bit. Can you decide definitively if I should go now, or wait. Ta.

>>513326989
Even jeets managed to keep and build on the rail infrastructure we gave them but niggers can't even manage a stone bridge?
Fuck me. Not exactly high technology is it?

>>513326989
No. I am not watching that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOgyNfHl1U

>>513326728
For sure man, im mirin' hard

>>513326780
you shouldn’t need to flex any bum muscles, that’s the point
the bowels do it all for you if you’re healthy
again; you’re a constipated mong so it’s no wonder you have weird neuroses like worrying whether you’re weeing in a manly way or not lmao

>>513318262 (OP)
Literally every song from Dark Side and Wish You Were Here that didn't make it onto the Echoes compilation is a bag of wank.
Just saying.

>>513327235
Its more empire of dust trust me its dabbing on Africa

I'll be at the next traditional britain group thing. You?

>>513326728
>nearby countryside
which prefecture?

>>513327235
>>513327362
Ok WINGED HUSSARS is the medicine for my man
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754004577628046.mp4

>>513327362
Doing a morris dance next Monday. Could be a laugh.

>>513327004
Gamers rise up

>>513327544
London in October
Bring your jingly boots

>>513326633
word my country is collapsing too

>>513327331
>you shouldn’t need to flex any bum muscles
you literally don't know how to shit

>>513327512
>Sabaton
Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQoP9iLwoos

lads is being in control of your bowel movements constipation? brb i just shit myself

>>513327607
We are all gamers playing on ultra-hard mode. Now, it's time to put in a cheatcode... GameShark — Activate!

>>513327706
Meme magic needs words. Not that I don't love classical music. Have a soft spot for Smetana

Mad how much americans suck israel's ass, they really are marked as niggercattle through forced circumcision

>>513327833
Meme magic needs emotion. More easily accomplished with words rather than sounds when conveying ideas through visual text mediums.

how can you confuse healthy bowel movements with constipation? are you eternally constipated?
constipation is literally the opposite of being able to poo on command
constipation is not being able to poo
i honestly can't tell if josh is being retarded because he's embarrassed he pees sitting or if he's never had a healthy bowel movement in his life

>>513328051
lad what the fuck are you on about, you've been chatting about turds for hours

>>513328020
Sigh...
Jews and their pizzle pulling

JTRIG: Jeet division.

>>513328115
some dude said he pees sitting down because he's afraid he'll shit himself if he does it stand like he has no control and it's got me baffled

>>513328154
>They released a hit list
Bit silly that.

>>513328182
lmao wtf, just put it down to drugs and move on

>>513328248
i've been on drugs for the majority of my life i dont do anything like this
besides im 99% certain its josh so he does this shit sober

>>513328242
Now the glowing starts

>type "sophia" into googål
>some spastic shit about AI robots comes up
>the little picture illustrating "sophia" is some gay robot shit
tired

haven't been in here for hours and I come back and you're talking about my bowel habits wtf

>>513328412
>Being paid 7k to run a script to parse 4plebs
We paid for that.

Will starmer begging amount to much?

>>513328492
like bogdan thinking anyone would believe the mysterious 1pbtid who can't speak english is anyone but him you think anyone will believe the dude who can't even poo correctly is anyone but you? lmao

i’ve done such a number on pube kek

>>513328412
They are going to see a lot of gore and tranny porn then

>>513328351
I'm pretty sure its sosban

>>513328636
>i’ve done such a number
no you haven't you're holding it in

Last thread. Will make one in the morning. Anyone that bakes is a state asset or a lonely spastic.

>>513328704
you think fatboy hasn't figured out how to poo? with all that he eats? i'd be even more confused

>>513327779
I'm gonna rage quit I swear

>>513328634
what in the fuck are you even talking about
I'm the one that makes people seethe with me just had a poo or corrr just had a glorious morning poo posts
my poos are fine
dunno why you're pinning it on me

got him arguing with me about poo and wee for an entire thread LMAO

>>513328768
>dunno why you're pinning it on me
don't act so surprised
if there's a weirdo here who can't poo properly it's most likely to be you

>>513327473
What bounty is Gobbo paying you?
His entire pog collection?
Him mums wig?

>>513328684
They want to saturate the space and alienate the shitposters with the jumping through captcha hoops

>>513328704
I imagine his arse has had a trapdoor fitted by now and it falls out i clumps like elephant dung.

Page 11 is icumen in

>>513328751
Game Over — Time to put in another 50p and smash that Continue button!

>>513328944
speak when spoken to you cockroach
filtered

>>513328804
funnily enough I'm about to have me bedtime poo
might post a pic
bet my loo is cleaner than bogdan's fridge

>>513329032
i know it's you
you and your 300 posts about anusol
fucking shitter

>>513328980
Don't wanna play no more is the thing, tired of this build, min maxxed all the wrong attributes

>>513329079
yes dear, whatever you say dear

>>513329114
rattled