Thread 513324381

DC or MCU?

>>513324381 (OP)
You being hanged by a lamppost for retarded shitskin behavior

>>513324381 (OP)
Hex
Yoren
Doc
Withnail
Cheech
Q

What thread am I even sliding? Lol

>>513324381 (OP)
Dr. Manhattan is who we need.

>>513324722

Thiel Manhattan? Palantir

>>513324943
Manhattan got his dick burned off so it doesn’t matter if Thiel’s gay right?

>>513324601
James Woods Jonah Hex

Webs don’t care about your feelings

DC is a little more obscure and edgy?

Lucifer Morningstar DJT

Representing Florida’s 1st!

>>513324381 (OP)
YMCA

Plop. I ran out of my free slop. Name my group!

Theo Von Gambit?

>>513324381 (OP)
Bump

>>513328281
why?
This is just as cringe as the left
>muh marvel movies
>muh harry potter universe

>>513324381 (OP)
Spiderman + Batman
>spider is the strongest marvel superhero
>bat is the smartest DC superhero
that's all you need

>>513328552
Dr Manhattan could erase them from existence. Nobody would even remember who they were.

>>513327932
Georgia Meloni Supergirl?

Post slop! Mods are asleep!

>>513324381 (OP)
>>>/co/
what are we doing

>>513329305

DC is less woke than MCU. Change my mind.

>>513329305
You’re right though.

Mayb this is more /co/

>>513329305
I’m looking at catalog and I just want to Clank out some slop.

Taking break from the conspiracy because apparently according to some anons acknowledging a global child sex trafficking and blackmail ring gives power to it. I get the reasoning. This is at least slightly political…

>>513324381 (OP)
Why does nobody talk about the Valiant Cinematic Universe?

>>513329523
Heard DC made one of their characters a queer homo.

>>513324460
>>513328530

What’s wrong with a Pan American alliance of consevative voice and talking heads?

>>513330432
We let him in cuz his sister has huge khazar mommy milkers.

Or wait. You’re serious.

L my thread sucks. And I’m out of slop.

>>513324943
What is interesting about Manhattan is that he now spies on the whole team to keep them in line. He rarely leaves his goon dungeon.

>>513328530
I forgot they existed for 48 hours am not gonna watch them collapse again

>>513328126
Wolverine in his old age has turned to the affairs of state. He also guards a large plastic prison where Magneto lives.

This is cringe af.

>>513324676
Beast busies himself as a Libertarian economist. Don’t mention Peronismo or he files into a rage and sells more of the state to Israel.

>>513325789

Jonah Hex is still hunting…for narratives on X to poke holes in. Fml cringefest.

>>513327406

Cyclops quit his day job but still has a loyal but aging female fanbase despite the rumors of him having a relationship with his male ward. Damn that guy has good hair.

>>513326228
Spiderman cruises college campuses collecting speaking fees and daily wires up his web business.

>>513324381 (OP)
i'm thinking a fellowship

>>513330551
>What’s wrong with a Pan American alliance of consevative voice and talking heads?
just say south american israel

>>513326546
Lucifer Morningstar after gaining the trust of his thralls and the (X team) set his sites on and made a deal to a quite the mysterious Epstein Drive. The legendary powers of the Drive have been downplayed by Lucifer but the (X Team) and specifically Manhattan seek to encode it’s properties into a shield that will purportedly protect the planet from a shadow forcé approaching past Jupiter’s orbit. Will Manhattan make a deal with Lucifer to save the planet?

Clank

>>513324381 (OP)
Lol bump

>>513324676
dont create this shit, if milei sees this he'll post it on his twitter

>>513334391
La Patria no se Vende!

suicidate mogolico

Cut to the X Academy where Professor X is experimenting on a new Indian syrum called H1B which has had sucess in gifting the denizens of the subcontinent mutant powers.

But when Professor X learns of the power of the Epstein Drive he disagrees with Manhattan on the use of the Drive. Space Exploration or a protective shield for Earth is the argument. Professor X sees the growing friendship between Manhattan and Lucifer Morningstar as a danger. What is to be done?

Cut to Magneto’s plastic prison where he has learned from Juggernaut of Lucifer and Professor X’s plan for the Epstein Drive.

He sends word to Professor X, his oldest friend of a possible alliance for old times sake and to stick it to powerdrunk Dr. Manhattan and Lucifer Morningstar. How dare they manufacture consent and bypass all conventions to create an unproven and untested planetary shield!?

Gambit, who rarely misses out on a chance to take the side of the mulleted everyman struggles to decide which side of the growing rift in the X team to take. Team Shield with Manhattan or Team Wheelchair with Professor X? Better wait it out…he decided. That fucking pervert Manhattan is probably watching me this very instant he thought.

>>513328552
Where’s Batman? I just don’t think he…

>>513337602
Playing with his toys. Do not disturb.

>>513328890
>Dr Manhattan
Batman always has a contingency plan, the Dr. messes up in the comic because his opponent strategizes around his apathy. Batman is strategy-as-superpower, so he'd win

>>513324381 (OP)
Snyderverse

>>513337777
witnessed, Batman+prep time beats anything

>>513324381 (OP)
SCP universe

>>513336459

“Charles has need of us.” Wolverine says as he slices through the plastic bars of Magneto’s cell.

“I expected as much. Would you mind paying Jorge? I owe him 250 for commisary.” Magneto says as he rose from the bunk and walked out of the bars.

“What the hell are you…whatever. Let’s go.”

Wolverine peeled off three bills and tossed them to the tattoed MS 13 prisoner.

>>513337777
Does kek will a dark knight? No joke errr…

>>513324381 (OP)
Your overlord sold all the rights to your water to pissrael.

>>513338763

Magneto hears Juggernaut tell from his cell:

“I was right! It’s the Chi-coms!”

“We’ll be back for you old friend.”
Magneto said deadpan and without looking back.

>>513338982
Excuse me this is a Pan American alliance. You can don’t Thor MCU stuff. And tell Batman to clean up his toys. Lucifer said enough is enough.

In all seriousness EU politics is even more cucked amirite?

>>513324381 (OP)
This guy is real-life Morris.

“Manhattan, my *ahem associates are wondering about a power sharing deal concerning the Epstein drive. I know you’ve made advances in the network for the shield. They’re only asking for 10% of the Drive’s output and for the shield’s infrastructure it to be constructed in Tel Aviv. It’s really quite a good deal. And I would know.”

Manhattan stared at the skyline and responded in a muted, calm voice.

“I will have the Drive. If they wish to set it up in the naval of the world I would remind your associates not to burn any cows near the electronics until we’ve at least stress-tested the network.

“Wait. Charles…has started to move against us. I need that drive Lucifer.”

“Slow down Tesla! Who said anything about US? Maybe B….”

Lucifer felt the pressure building in his neck…

https://youtu.be/oKOtzIo-uYw

Clank!

I lost my pasta!

Climactic battle starts. Gambit starts throwing cards everywhere, hitting nothing but net.

The shadowy force approaches Earth from the far side of the moon.

…

>>513324381 (OP)
The Joker 2 was the best modern capeshit movie because it violently killed any prospects of a cinematic universe and was the director crying out in pain that he had to make a sequel

>>513337777
checked but... He can't kill dr manhattan though. He sees past, present and future and one of the first tricks he learned was to resurrect himself.

Also just put that all aside. Batman loses all the time because superman loves the smell of his own farts so much that he is always there to make sure batman loses. In the long term.

Batman swoops to the rescue at the last second to pluginKit the Epstein drive for his own prototype autism smoke grenade. He had been developing it in his lab and staying calm, persistent and emotionless as the divide between the X teams widened. With all of Team Wheelchair’s brahmán shock troops closing in on Manhattan’s goon cave, Manhattan looked up just I’m time to see a ball Earth drop from the cieling which then pumped autistic smoke into the room. Lucifer, who was semi, conscious and bound to a chair whimpered “Jeffrey.”

Admiral Pallaeon gave the order to commence primary ignition

“It’s a pitty our NPNW propaganda failed princess. It could have saved an Epstein drive.”

For Erin


https://youtu.be/hppuY9sUIHU

This is no longer a spiderman thread.

https://youtu.be/00ZfqVLFg1k

It was too…desperate…low fi?

https://youtu.be/hitd55VzUo0