Thread 513324730

>>513324730 (OP)
NIGGA UR LIKE 700 LBS
YOU'LL BE FINE FATTY

>>513324730 (OP)
just eat trash.

>>513324730 (OP)
Have something to eat then

>>513324730 (OP)
Im getting a some cookies at McDonald's

>>513324730 (OP)
Try to be more grateful to Trump, and pretend you're not starving.

have you tried eating your own words?

>>513324730 (OP)
Eat your own dick because it is meat after all

>>513324730 (OP)
can you just well quit this habbit bro

>>513324730 (OP)
Me too. Lost 15 lbs in 4 weeks. Will probably be dead in 2 months. Bb friends

>>513324730 (OP)
You can have some mealworm after you sign this microchip consent form

>>513324730 (OP)
At least you voted for trump to own the libs. that should last you for the next 3 and a half years.

>>513324730 (OP)
Don't point your fupa at me

>>513324730 (OP)
Eat food.

>>513324730 (OP)
>>513324807
>>513325284
Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little bitch? I am the matriarch of imageboard gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled? As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways. So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, fuck my shit up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill. If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

>>513325301

>>513325430

>>513324730 (OP)
Sheesh.... I'd send you some crypto, but I fear you'd buy some crack cocaine, meth or somethin'

Nothing worse than someone who can’t take care of themselves

>>513325531
When it comes to longwinded posts like this, the only voice I can think of is pic related. You're missing some key points about us infringing on your rights, dignity and your very life, though.

>>513324730 (OP)
Have you tried working?

>>513324730 (OP)
It is literally impossible to starve in the United States.
There is enough food in the trash can in your local mcdonalds to feed 10 families.
>But I wont eat trash
You can make enough money collecting cans tonight to buy enough rice and beans to feed yourself for a week.
>But rice and beans aren't real food
The retards at the food banks (and a lot of churches and shit like that) will literally feed you every single day if you ask politely
>But I refuse to beg
Then go commit some stupid crime and go to jail where they legally feed you every single day
>But I won't do any crimes
Then get a regular job and earn regular money and pay regular amounts for regular food like all the regular people
>But I'm too hungry to work
Just steal something from a store. Literally eat it in the store there's nothing they can do except kick you out now your belly is full go do whatever work you want (Hint: Collecting cans counts as worl)
>But I don't wanna
Then starve I don't give a shit

>>513326076
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you.

>>513324730 (OP)
I'll send you some free deenz, just post address and credit card info so I know you're not a bot

>>513324730 (OP)
Eat

>>513325261
NO, we are starving due to the rising cost of fast food thanks to the war YOU started.

>>513326140
gay

>>513327093
We are defeating obesity.
We can't stop winning, z bros

>>513326533
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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