Thread 513335527

The problem with the 'vax causes cancer' theory is that several types of cancer (such as prostate and colon) began rising around 2015, long before covid or the vax. Something else seems to be going on. But what? Is it environmental? Lifestyle factors? Random chance?

big prostate wants you to turn gay from forced anal stimulation

>>513335527 (OP)
do you guys want to test me for prostate cancer? uwu

OwO

It's obesity and environmental pollution

>>513335527 (OP)
prostate exams are gay as fuck. I'm never getting one

>>513335527 (OP)
There's microplastics in the fucking rain now.
https://www.vox.com/climate/401600/pfas-microplastics-pollution-rain
And they happen to be carcinogenic.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39031249/

We're basically fucked.

>>513335527 (OP)
Is this build achievable natty?

>>513335527 (OP)
People with no self control used to smoke twenty cigs a day instead of drinking twenty mountain dews. It turns out being morbidly obese from chugging gallons of HFCS is worse for you than being thin and smoking.

>>513335527 (OP)
>drinks from allumium
>eats from heated plastic conteiners
experts cant really figure it our uh

>>513335678
Underrated post.

Good thing we didn't listen to those hippie liberals and stop corporations from polluting everything. Someone's stock shares might have gone down.

>>513335588
If anal stimulation feels good to you, you're gay as fuck
It's nothing but pain, discomfort, and disgusting to me. And I had a hot girl trying to finger me

>>513335527 (OP)
article is a bunch of hogwash
the objective best way to diagnosed prostate cancer is
PSA -> if high then, Prostate MRI -> if abnormal, then Prostate Biopsy
no fingers up the but until the very last step

>>513335527 (OP)
yes the trend was always on the rise, but since 2021, the trend has been supercharged

>>513335800
>>drinks from allumium
if only

>>513335527 (OP)
>anon thinks the COOF vaxx is the first vaxx to come along
lol. lmao even.

>>513335902
jeets are not allowed to reply to me by the way

>>513335527 (OP)
imagine having a doctor sticking his fingers up your ass
this is why i wanna die young

>>513335678
I want to live in the scifi fantasy future where our tissues slowly polymerize as they're replaced by plastics turning us into living dolls but also functionality granting immortality instead of the real life one where everyone just slowly gets cancer instead and by the time the people with power capable of making any real change finally snap themselves out of the denial they're living in for how insanely profitable and essential to nearly all global industries and infrastructure plastics are and at long last manage to look past their greed and desire to mantain the status quo enough to realize the severity of the problem it's already too late to fix and we go extinct like the one we're in now. Being in the first scenario instead would be reeeeeeal nice but fantasy isn't real life. What's going to happen instead is it's going to kill us all.

>>513335527 (OP)
covid started in 2015

>>513335527 (OP)
Literally anal sex and vaccines.
No, I'm not joking.

>>513335527 (OP)
Moon River!

>>513335527 (OP)
me on the right

micro plastics aren't real

>>513336524

Using the whole fist there, doc?

>>513335840
what happen to these taytay pics

>>513335527 (OP)
You know what? I don't care. I don't care if you have cancer and I don't care how you got it. If you want to cope, then cope. If you get boosted and die.. OK good, I don't care.

https://youtu.be/a8MZBUoQt68?si=mJpy9GGb5EouRZlD

>>513335936
my PSA went from a 2.9 to a 5.4 in 2 years. was sent to urology. they did a digital exam, found nothing unusual, retested my PSA which was again about 3. turns out I had sex the day before and they said that probably caused my PSA to spike.

>>513336197
when I had my digital exam 3 years ago a very attractive WHITE female nurse did it. Drs get the nurses to do the dirty work.

>>513335527 (OP)
>I worked at an NIH/CDC laboratory, working on human cancer vector research in mice
>In 2013 my lab manager starts putting together data, it seems as if micro plastics are more correlation than causation
>Summer of 2015 he starts trying to reach out to other University Medical Research with our preliminary findings, to start testing to establish data to publish a study
>Within a month my manager gets called to Washington, to have a meeting with some senators and CDC director (they heard we were trying to publish a link on microplastics to cancer)
>Suddenly our research team gets broken up, and our lab manager gets fired
>Get told by a very aggressive random stranger in my new position, under no circumstances should I try to revive the study.
>Later find out that stranger works at FTI Consulting....
>This is like big tobacco! The oil and petroleum companies know their plastics cause cancer and are working to aggressively cover it up and erase any evidence

>>513336761
>my PSA went from a 2.9 to a 5.4 in 2 years. was sent to urology. they did a digital exam, found nothing unusual, retested my PSA which was again about 3. turns out I had sex the day before and they said that probably caused my PSA to spike.

You can prevent prostate cancer by taking testosterone supplementation. It turns off the testosterone production in your balls, meaning that the reverse blood flow into the prostate from ageing testiculary veins with failing back flow vents is free from testosterone. Then, bang, no prostate growth.

>>513335527 (OP)
Wtf??? That's how prostates are checked? I just had mine checked for the first time when I hit 40 years old, no health insurance so I went discount to Dr Habibi, and he definitely had two hands on my shoulders as he checked my prostate, after a couple minutes of checking he said it was 'betty gud'

>>513335527 (OP)
was it happening to people under 40 in 2015? under 30? because post vax we got 20 year olds dieing of prostate, bladder, thyroid, kidney, and liver cancers

>>513335527 (OP)

>OP pic

I dated a kindly old nigger lady and she used to flick the bean to this exact pic all the time. She was obsessed with the thought of white men accidentally popping boners when the had their prostate exams and then blowing each other because of course. I doubt Underwriters Laboratories put the Hitachi wand through its paces like she did. We were friends for a quite a while before we dated and I made her take the full battery of STD tests just to be sure. For a sex-obsessed bookworm negress, she was the ultimate starfish in bed, though. I was more into it for her company than the sex, but it was a nice addition. Holy shit she had them flared nigger nostrils though. I guess her relatives all did and they joked with each other about inhaling all the air in the room. Why the fuck are you still reading this?

>>513335527 (OP)
People eat so much processed food now it's incredible. People vape like crazy. They don't sleep. They spend all their time indoors surrounded by plastic and gadgets and don't get fresh air or exercise or natural light. Some people NEVER drink water. Wtf do you expect

>>513336935
i've been taking zinc. they say that helps. i might have been zinc deficient. time will tell

>>513337000
Wholesome

>>513337092
the amount of zoomers that sit around playing video games all day eating cheetos and mt dew, never touching grass is unreal.

>>513337237
Don't get me wrong, I like to eat, I used to drink and smoke, and I was dumb enough to get vaccinated the first fime round. But I walk every day in the woods, eat home cooked food and don't stay up all night on the fucking computer. I had quite a bad reaction to that jab but I found after about eighteen months of very deep work on my health, my mindset and what I out into my body I'm doing alright.

>>513335527 (OP)
I think it's a combo of environmental and lifestyle, also a lot of these cancers have been on the rise since 1993 in people under 50.

>>513335527 (OP)
The vaccine contains anti-chronotons which caused the effects to manifest earlier in the timestream

>>513335527 (OP)
Yeah, my old man’s a gastroenterologist and retards claim the vaccine is why young people are getting colon cancer but he was seeing increases way before Covid was even a thing. Had young patients dying of stage 4 at alarming rates before 2020. Whatever though, if people are retarded enough to think not getting vaccinated makes them immune to cancer they sort of deserve to die kek. I’m tired of stupid niggers and their survival being a concern.

>>513336602
Apparently you have a teaspoon's worth of microplastics in your brain alone.

>>513336836
Fug

>>513335527 (OP)
I never thought about how prostate-checking doctors need to get elbow deep with morbidly obese people. Fuck the dinky latex glove, I'd want a full sleeve glove of kitchen gauntlet material...

So many nasty, crusty, fat assholes. Imagine pressing your knifehand through the cheeks, praying you get a hole in one, but instead you hit a hard wall and need to decide whether you're heading south or north. While you're trying to figure it out, the hog lets out a grunt and braps in your face. It smells like cheese. You want to go home, but you have a job to do. You spread your fingers out like a search party trying to find the cornhole, idly daydreaming about all the most painless ways that someone could kill themselves

>>513337122
>i've been taking zinc. they say that helps. i might have been zinc deficient. time will tell

Its not the same. When you age, the flaps in your veins fail, and blood starts to flow backwards from you testicular veins into your prostate. This blood is filled with concentrated testosterone, with a level up to 100x normal, and its this that makes your prostate start to grow. By using sustanon or taking 5-10 mg of oral testosterone daily, you will turn off your own testosterone production while maintaining a normal testosterone level.

>>513335527 (OP)
>estrogen-positive cancers have been on the rise since xenoestrogen exposure shot to the moon! checkmate antivaxxers!

>>513337406
>I’m tired of stupid niggers and their survival being a concern.

Yeah we've all gotta die of something, at least with cancer, you get be zonked out of your gourd on opiates.

>>513336147
You're occupied by kikes. You're either a mutt or a jew. Nobody cares about your opinion, subhuman

>>513335527 (OP)
Numerous doctors and researchers (for centuries even) have claimed that parasites cause cancer. Even splicing cancerous tumors and finding encysted parasites inside.
Dr Ed Group was a holistic cancer specialist who noticed that most of his cancer patients started to go into remission after doing a gut detox to remove gut pathogens.
The FDA threatened him to remove any reference to parasites on his websites and published material.
Countless stories just like Dr Group's.
They do not want you to know this.

https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/medicine/articles/10.3389/fmed.2019.00055/full

>>513335795
I used to do both. PMKYS

>>513335527 (OP)
imagine doing this for a living and being proud of it
>b-but im a doctor!

>>513335527 (OP)
chlorine dioxide

>>513335639
Do you think they contribute or cause cancer?

>>513337358
It's a much longer-term trend than the post-covid era, which is something that a lot of people seem to ignore.

It's well established that in the lungs microparticulates are inherently carcinogenic. While there can also be chemical properties that make something more carcinogenic than an inert particle would be, the microparticulates themselves, due to the inherent physical properties of how they deposit themselves in tissues and how cells grow around them can itself cause cancer. I see no reason to believe this should be totally exclusive to lung tissues and it seems the largest uptick in cancers has been stomach, intestinal, and bowel cancers which is the means by which microplastics are entering our systems and the tissues where your likely to have the greatest concentration of embedded microplastics. Plus many plastics also contain things like BPA which is likely chemically carcinogenic on top of everything else, particularly causing breast cancer which there has also been an increase in in younger people and even an uptick in cases of male breast cancer. Plastics are going to kill us if the entire global economy and manufacturing process doesn't radically change.

>>513335527 (OP)
>colon cancer
Faggots getting the HPV
>prostate
Nofappers getting stagnant

>>513335527 (OP)
Is he sticking his finger up a pig's ass?

>>513335631
And std's