Thread 513340922

AMA

>>513340922 (OP)
How long have you known it was flat, and how many weather manipulation aircraft do you fly past. I see them all the time cloud seeding early morning, but they're all hours to be fair, what are your discoveries?

>>513340922 (OP)
who asked

>>513340922 (OP)
Do you bang foreign flight hostesses as often as possible? I live in a multicultural country and bang foreign women all the time. Its great. They start speaking in their native language and its hot as fuck. You should bang foreign women. Its the only reason to fly planes.

>>513341127
>I partake of the evil fruits of kikery
kill yourself

>>513340922 (OP)
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FLY THE FUCKING PLANE.

>>513340922 (OP)
I want to drive fockewulf 190

What aircraft?

Which model boeing aircraft do you feel the least safe flying?

>>513340922 (OP)
Why did you devote so much time and effort to being a big nerd up in the sky all the time? Yookay really that insufferable?

>>513340922 (OP)
How scared should I be if a nigger or woman is my pilot

>>513340922 (OP)
Are you gonna be at the free speech rally where short Jews tell us about "WOKE NONSENSE!"?

This faggot too busy flying a plane to reply to anyone itt smdh

>>513340922 (OP)
niggers and jeets. why?

>>513340922 (OP)
UFO stories

>>513340922 (OP)
Are you actually a fat black disabled lesbian otherkin, or did you manage to squeak by on only a few of those criteria?

>>513340922 (OP)
why are defective honeywell WX units coded in india allowed in flagship boeing and airbus airlines? I dont fly commercials but holy fuck they conveniently "filter" critical storm data. absolutely insane. 1970s WX were better than these poo shit things.

btw to everyone else reading, this is the reason turbulence is up. it's not climate change. honeywell outsourced their software to india. you cant fucking see some types of convective areas on these new units, so pilots fly right into them.

>>513340922 (OP)
ever get a bit fruity with your co-pilot if catch my drift ;-)

>>513340922 (OP)
How many pilots know who this guy is and why he's infamous?

>>513340922 (OP)
Be honest: how hard is your job? Is it true it’s mostly autopilot with occasional checks that everything is in order?

>>513340922 (OP)
How fun is it to fly drunk? I have a blast driving after drinking a fifth of bourbon, I bet a plane would be even funner

>>513342187
>Is it true it’s mostly autopilot
I'm not a pilot, but in the simulator yes it's true

>>513340922 (OP)
OP crashed off the coast of spain

>>513342091
This guy was such a piece of shit. Ego the size of a football field, but the brain the size of a pea. Killed hundreds of people because he couldn't hold his wad long enough. "We gaan!!" He was heard shouting on the CVR recording. Yeah, we gone alright.

>>513342269
That's why I want a fockewulf or something it goes hard and there is no autopilot. I guess spitfire is also...

>>513340922 (OP)
Why will ATC never give me a shortcut when I ask for it? But when I don’t ask for it, they give me direct to a fix that takes me through a goddamn hurricane? And why do hf frequencies suck so bad? Ain’t nobody got CPDLC.

>>513342305
Are you saying he flew the 5 pound super saver to Eye Beefer?

>>513340922 (OP)
You're the Gavin spammer I knew it, wtf glowniggers need to hire my ass already, but WFH I ain't going anywhere with you freaks.

>>513340922 (OP)
>1pbtid

>>513340922 (OP)
kys pilot leaf

>>513342698
It's over
But seriously flying a Cessna is kinda boring

>>513342955
My cats flies. I rocketship throw from the chair to the couch, she lands perfectly every time.
Why can't musk do the same?

>>513340922 (OP)
Did she figure out how to make the lasagna correctly or didn’t she

>>513343084
Haha. But if I could afford it I would probably do it. But she would come back and I would probably eat shit for the rest of my life

>>513343260
oh come on what kind of czech is named dave

>>513343464
There was a running joke about Dave's from Czechia and from my experience we are alright

>>513343464
Call him Dave because he has 30 constants and one vowel in his first three names

>>513343666
jury’s out on that one, dave.