Thread 513353488

>job interview
>25 year old HR female asks you
>you have gap in your CV 30 years ago
>it gives her -ick
>I was wagie in Blockbuster
>NPC HR dose not know what Blockbuster was, another -ick
>Yeah also Radio Shack -ick don't know what that is

They assume you went to prison. I have a 25 year gap lol. Never going to end neet life but it will take some explaining. Stay at home dad is the best answer I could think of even though no kids so I'd have to keep that up the whole time

>>513353488 (OP)
I bet she has a gap.

Just tell them it was serious health problem and you can’t elaborate because it would broke HIPAA

>>513353488 (OP)
Why can't you people just LIE?
LIE, LIE, LIE!
There shouldn't be any gap on the paper just a LIE and when he asks about it you should worry how you're gonna tap dance around it.

>>513353488 (OP)
>Gap in CV
The shear horror. They have a GAP in their CV! this Goy has not proven themselves to be lifelong obedient slave to Capitalism. This raises serious question marks on whether they should now be allowed to eat or not.

>>513353488 (OP)
I was in prison jail.
For raping.

>>513353488 (OP)
Sounds like bullshit but whatever. Plebbit is to negative

>>513353700
Females will do anything to give jobs to females
They just need an excuse. Also they have structure their roastie HR departments to be totally seperated from company

>>513353728
Are you chad or chud? Hired if Chad

>>513353574
If they want to hire you, they won’t waste your time either these questions in the first place.

>>513353574
2000-2012 Elder care for sick grandma
2012-present Crypto investor
Now you need a job because you only invested lightly and kept pulling funds to live on so you never were a crypto millionaire, just were able to get by
I mean I just made that up off the top of my head, and it's all stuff no one can disprove

>>513353698
I lie all the time about having a degree in computer science. Even before AI was here to do my job for me. Has any job or recruiter ever actually asked you to provide your literal piece of paper that says you have a degree?

Sure maybe if you're a doctor or something, but for 90% of jobs requiring degrees out there, the requirement for a degree is just to filter out all the retards who are too stupid to get away with lying, or to enforce that an NPC at least knows some basic pattern recognition skills and can use a computer, use hygiene products, not rape colleagues in the office bathroom, etc.

One employer called me out on it, I said I dropped out halfway through to start my own business, which was true and proved that I have a fundamental understanding of how a business works - compared to the 9000 jeets who don't even live in the fucking country to begin with applying, I'm a godsend.

>>513353488 (OP)
Checked. No one has asked me since I got my first “real” job at 23, I’d been working through agencies on building sites and factories, and none of the agencies exist anymore - over 20 years ago. Businesses only have to keep staff records for seven years anyway, if you say you were working for a few agencies 20 years ago no one will check. Self employed taxi driver is also not going to be checked. My guess is the HR cunt was asking because she was brainless.

>>513354238
"can you show us your wallet and transactions?"

Employers don't want employees. It's counterproductive.

>>513353488 (OP)
The modern interview process has two goals:
Exhaust people so that they'll take lower salaries
Create pretexts to reject white men and hire jeets on H1Bs.

>>513354320
>Has any job or recruiter ever actually asked you to provide your literal piece of paper that says you have a degree
Yes. And my exam certs from when I was 16 and 18. Both very large companies, they do it to filter bullshitters. Also needed to show them to do post-grad courses.

>>513353488 (OP)
imagine explaining yourself to a HR roastie, the lowest form of human life in existence today.

>>513354320
He probably shook your hand, called you a go-getter, told you you're gonna go places and hired you on the spot.

I went for an internal position that I ended up getting, but it was an absolute admin nightmare to get me there. The HR team were convinced that they needed to see my school certificates. The problem with that was:
>I finished school in 1988
>in South Africa
I emailed the school. They were very helpful but didn’t hold copies going back that far. They confirmed I went there and had no academic or behaviour issues but this wasn’t deemed good enough. It didn’t matter that I had an MSc from a UK university and 30 years of industrial experience, they wanted something that didn’t exist. Eventually I gave up trying to do their job for them, saved all my correspondence with HR into a file and emailed it to the director who I was meant to be replacing, the chairman and the panel who interviewed me. This got it over the line but it shouldn’t have come to that and the fact they were bothered about how I had done in secondary school English before they were born confused me

>>513354595
>Are you cut-throat enough to agree to a lower wage?
>Are you cut-throat enough to work in a team while also be competitive?
>Are you cut-throat enough to lie on your CV over and over again but do it with skill?
>Yes all around, WELL THEN YOU'RE HIRED! Give this man a bagel!

>>513354320
>Has any job or recruiter ever actually asked you to provide your literal piece of paper that says you have a degree?
yes. I unironically have to prove I graduated highschool every time I want a job. granted if I gave them a fake diploma they would never notice, but still

>>513353488 (OP)
Fake story. Nobody cares about irrelevant experience.

>>513353488 (OP)
just say "none of your business cunt". She will respect you.

>>513354784
Everything is carefully constructed so that everything is contradictory, and they can always complain about something. This is partly by design and partly do to the absence of reason in modern society.

One page resume? Too short.
Three pages? Too long.
No cover letter? You need one?
A cover letter? This is outdated anon.
Team player? Not independent enough.
Independent? Anon you gotta be a team player.
Technically proficient means you are antisocial.
Lots of soft skills? Well unfortunately you didn't list enough certs.
Be an innovator but don't rock the boat.
Be a go getter but not a yes man.
Think outside the box but never question authority.
Your salary requirement is too high. Or too low.
You need more experience. Unless you're overqualified.
You've worked at too many places; you're a job hopper.
You've stayed at the same place you years; you lack motivation.

The second you accept any of the modern job application process as valid or rational, you're putting yourself in an existential trap like the main character of Kafka's Trial or Metamorphosis. None of is rational. None of it has any bearing on reality. Accept that you're dealing with literal madmen in an Alice in Wonderland nonsense world. Otherwise you'll literally go mad.

>>513353867
Only if you are ugly. If you are 6/10 guy or above you always get the job.

>>513355258
Reminds me of a dude that couldn't land a fast food job because he was "overqualified".

>>513354784

OFFICE JUNIOR TEN K.
AI EXP NECESSIFIED.
START IN TWO WEEKS..
Well, are yo(u)?

>>513353574
>I have a 25 year gap

>>513355520
>Starting in two weeks? You started yesterday buddy, welcome aboard! *firm business man handshake*

>>513355516
Most companies aren't looking for qualification, they're looking for desperation. The want someone they can exploit and who will be financially desperate or psychologically weak enough not to leave. A great resume is a liability.

>>513353574
>25 year gap
25 years of letting your imagination go wild.

>>513355594
YOR'E ON THE TEAM!! !

>>513355627
Yea the manager at the fast food joint with a GED thought that he will lose his job in days with the "new guy".

>>513355678
Up high!

>>513355678
what a baddass engin bae.

>>513355258
Unless you're in a turd world country where the only jobs available are those where you have a connection there's no reason to care about any of this shit or be invested at all. There's plenty of wageslaves and they don't care about you, there's plenty of jobs and you shouldn't care about individual ones either. Treat them however you want and go through them until you find the right one. "Yeah I was just at home doing nothing for a couple of years" do you think anything's gonna happen, there's no neet patrol or a universal VAC ban from all work, you just go to the next fucking site. If you're fully aware that you're living in a circus then put your fucking wig on and clown around, retard.

>>513353488 (OP)
>interview for a job
>there's a woman
Sigh..

>>513355706
LIKE AGENT RON HITOWER. TO THE TOP OF THE COMPANEY ! !

>>513355782
I wanna be that clown that kills himself in front of an impressionable family. So they too can understand their mortality. Or just give the kids nightmares really.

>>513353586
Ayyyy lmao

>>513355907
SOUNDS RUBBISH,.

>>513355851
Idk the context.

>>513354604
>Yes. And my exam certs from when I was 16 and 18
A levels? Was it a trading firm founded by billionaire from Oxford, and it was essentially his personal requirement?

>>513353574
When I lived in the US, HR asked me about a one week break in work. They can easily check if you were in jail or arrested if they wanted, so fuck off

>>513353488 (OP)
I still don't know why people aren't just lying. I have several jobs on my CV I've never worked and a couple degrees I don't even have

>>513355732
This kind of thinking... Huh?! This guy...*smiles* That's what this company needs!

>>513356023
SOZ APLICN. BUT U DDNT MAKE THE TAE,M..
BETR LUCK NEKST TIEM! !! !

>>513353488 (OP)

humilation ritual

ew
>swipes right on your resume

man, these boomers need to get jobs. they're super easy to do!

>>513356023
Lucky bastard's handler lets him have two and a half litres.

>>513354238
that story you just made up on the spot is my literal life to the letter

>>513353698
This. Everyone lies on their resumes because no one ever checks for real (e.g. calling references) and if you're not a retard you've formulated a convincing enough cover story. If you've made it to the face to face interview you basically already passed the credentials part of the test. The interview is just a vibe check.

>>513353488 (OP)
That's why you lie and make it seem like all of your jobs overlap. They have no was of verifying this. If they see a gap no matter how small it how long ago they will always ask and they will never be satisfied with any answer.

>>513355815
Imagine it isn't one, but three. And it's the final stage to your dream job.

>>513353488 (OP)
>that is the gap I squat over to shit on your head while you sit at your desk, imagining me doing that over and over again because the image has been imprinted on your memory and you can never forget it. Good bye and never look up.

>>513356362
did you make it big or did you squander everything on shitcoins and now have to flip burgers

>>513356467
Why would my dream job involve a workplace and an interview with women?

>>513356467
>>513356561
If labor is your dream you're mentally ill.

>>513356467
My dream job would not need HR for it to stick its disgusting fingers into it.

>>513356528
just under 7, way too early, had no idea what the fuck i was doing. still have a solid chunk.
>>513356561
the actual job involves 0

>>513353488 (OP)
they're fishing for a reason to say no. They're already sold on No and just want you to apply the finishing touch

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>>513353488 (OP)
kek good post
I have a gap of 14 years. I have been a neet all that time.

>>513354320
Some companies have a tracking database to look up if you said the truth about degrees and experiences. If you want to lie do it for untrackable things.

>>513356384
>vibe check

>>513354784
>>513355258

Very wise post, some HR are gonna use it on linkedin while continuing the bullshit.

>graduated in 1996
>still wageslaving
>hasnt bossed up into company ownership
>hasn’t figured out that you need to lie to authority for personal gain
>redditor
lol
lmao

Not a good look if you have gaps in your history. Good goys have no gaps they work even during summer holidays.

>>513354733
>emailed it
Smart move. HR cunts lost their brakes long time ago

HR roastie was likely asking because she wants to find a reason to reject you and hire a h1b pajeet.

>>513353488 (OP)
You just have to lie and say you were laid off amd claimed unemployment

>>513353488 (OP)
They want to hire a nigger, a jew or a woman
They will scrutinize wverything a white man says so they can find an excuse to not hire him

Look at all these hebrew shills ITT trying to push gender war nonsense when the pic in OP clearly states the the one that asked about the gap was a man.

>>513354320
>Has any job or recruiter ever actually asked you to provide your literal piece of paper that says you have a degree?
For my first job I had to provide my academic transcript.
I also had to provide it years later when applying for a US work visa.

>>513353867
Not for beautiful women

>>513354320
based

>>513355311
Good luck getting the in person interview chad

>>513354320
>>513356170
Does everyone in Australia lie on their resume?

>>513353488 (OP)
just got hired somewhere, they didnt give af about verifying anything older than 10 years

>>513353867
unless the woman they're hiring is prettier than the narcissist hiring her

>>513355815
Try two women and a faggot on HiV meds (I could tell due to rash patches near his nose and mouth). That was my last in person interview

>>513353728
Welcome aboard, Muhammad

>>513354320
Literally university degree (both bachelor's and masters) is the first things they gonna ask, and then as it usually goes 2 references from the said university that can confirm that indeed, you did something there

>I need to ask about the gap!
>Don't worry I don't care in most cases
>I know you could just lie and I'm too lazy to check
>But I just need to ask, ok?
>Asking makes me FEEL included
>That I'm helping, ok?
>I have to justify putting off motherhood
>My boss told me I have a career
>And that we're a family here
>So just to be crystal clear
>It's my job to ask about the gap!
>Thank you for understanding!

>>513354060
>they won’t waste your time
bro, the entire job of an HR is to waste other people's time.

>>513353574
>spent the last 16 years as mailman
No idea how the average normie zoomer would react to that do they even have paper mail.

>>513353574
>>513355587
i kneel

>>513361721
>2 references from the said university that can confirm that
I make thigs up and post it on the chinz

>>513353488 (OP)
HR is only willing to train POCs, disabled, "minorities", or illegal aliens.
If you are white they don't want to even bother with on-boarding.
They live online and in their little social virtue signaling cliches.
No white men will be given any empathy whatsoever.
We are the evil oppressive colonizers who don't deserve to be alive.

>>513353595
That's not how hipaa works lol

>>513353488 (OP)
imagine telling them your age if its over 40

>>513353488 (OP)
The purpose of interviews and questions like this are to get you to reveal disqualifying information. If you understand that, this question is an equal threat as any other question.

>>513363810
>POCs
.... are gypsies considered POC or white by HR roasties, i wonder...

>tfw someone from one of the hiring companies I applied with looked at my LinkedIn
Spook.

>>513353488 (OP)
Anyone asking for more than ten years of employment history is not serious about hiring you.

>>513355258
I wrote my process of selecting an image I placed on my resume as my cover letter.
My thoughts on putting a swastica, a star of david, or a square and compass.
Referenced Orwell by his real name.
Put Trump, the president of the University I applied to, and my grandmother as my references.
It was for a marketing position.
I don't think they got it.
At all.
Completely over their heads.
No attempt to understand any reference at all.
Didn't resonate with anyone.
No one knew who Eric Blair was.
I was told by the director of HR that nothing on my resume was relevant to the job after they explained that I would need experience in social engineering for the position.
I don't know how to relate to these people at all.

>>513363968
it is illegal to be asked your age in an interview

>>513364069
get a tan and an accent you'll be a shoo-in.

>>513356384
no we don't you fucking kike

>>513353488 (OP)
ask them what they did between 1933 and 1945.

>>513363921
No, but it is how the ada works. You don't have to tell any employer about a disability or medical issue unless you need an accommodation or it would affect the job.

>>513353488 (OP)
This is just the vacantly-minded HR roastie hitting the checkboxes on the list designed for her by another roastie. She probably didn't even listen to his answer.

>>513353488 (OP)
I would have stuck my dick in her ear.

>>513364247
It's illegal to not hire someone bevause they're over 40, he volunteered it. Same as family status, you ask "this job has a lot of travel, can you handle that?" Many volunteer their family status to that question

>>513357141
kek that pic
>women the second they learn how powerful of an affect their feet have on men

>>513364294
can i just claim to be one, or do i need paperwork to prove i am a gypo...

again just purely theoretical question.

>>513354436
I could actually do that but like FUCK am I going to show my wallet and transactions to some random fuck
I can't see anything good happening from this. They'd probably report me to the IRS in jealousy

>>513353488 (OP)

Just checking if he had been in prison

>>513364490
just the tan and accent should do.

>>513353488 (OP)
then I show her the 'eck by cumming on her profile pic on my tablet

>>513353728
>for raping

i don't think they bothered to lookup what image i ended up using much less knew without looking.
i'm doomed to physical labor for this entire lifetime.
i still can't get over being told nothing i said was relevant.
maybe i'll reference Sydney Sweeney next go?

>>513353574
>They assume you went to prison
kek

>>513364490
You could wear a little patch like this on your chest

>>513360955
No, just employed people

>>513353700
I'm self employed and this goofy shit stopped making sense to me 15 years ago. I sometimes laugh at myself for going to those faggot interview and believing that the dumb cunts on the other side of the table were my betters.

>>513365513
I don't I just read resume's and throw some in the bin sometimes. I tried to get someone hired Jesus once just because the name was hilarious to me. every Indian lies on their resume, some are really bad at it. so most people here caught on long ago

>>513354320
>Has any job or recruiter ever actually asked you to provide your literal piece of paper that says you have a degree?
When I went to uni, they used your SSN as the student ID number. After I had already graduated, I found out that when my mom got numbers for both me and my brother (you don't get them at birth), she scribbled them down on a piece of paper and hid away the original cards. I was older, so of course I have the lower number, right? Nope. Thanks mom.
So now when I try to apply for a job they run a check that I went to uni, using my now correct SSN. So whenever I apply for a job I have to put in FUCKING ALL CAPS that my student ID is this other number.

>>513353698
>Why can't you people just LIE?
Because I was taught not to lie

>>513356170
Raj lying is frowned upon in western countries.

why would a 47 year old put their high school on their resume? stop reading reddit it's literally all bots and engagement bait. it was mostly bots before chatgpt.

>>513353488 (OP)
>>513353574
>>513353731
no its what this anon said, gap in your resume is to uncover if you been in jail

>>513366301
they ask you that on the application.
have you never filled out an online application?

>>513354733
You're not the indian they were trying to ship over from hindustan.

>>513353488 (OP)
Queers justifying their salary. That's all.

Haven't worked for a few years. Just got ChatGPT to fill in my gaps with some made up jobs. Added buzzwords, made up numbers, have gotten a couple of interviews but mostly get rejection emails. Is my 10+ year CV too good for average roles? So far none of the people I've interviewed with have even bothered to reply. Was planning on overemploying myself so I don't really care. Maybe it's a sign I need to go back to working for myself, sitting in front of idiots answering "Why are you a good asset?" is soul destroying.

>>513366270
In real countries, having a highschool education matters.

>>513366974
not when you're 47 and one must assume they've have had further training like college or university

>>513353574
You must be EBT nigger most of companies will ask for your records
And show your black hand

>>513366973
go to a few more and when they ask
>why are you a good asset?
reply with because i'm white

This is what puts me off getting a new job.
>Interviews over 5 rounds
>"If you were given an elephant what would you do?" type bullshit questions
>Tell us how hard you would tongue our anus outside of working hours
>HR cunt has to find you attractive to not instantly bin your application
>If we can't get see your social media accounts and work out your life from the pictures that means you are a weirdo/nonce
>Turn up in the next 20 minutes for an interview to show how keen you are it doesn't matter if your nan is dying
I didn't have any of that when I first started work.
Hoping my investments plus inheritance mean I can just ride this job out till the end and be comfy in a small shack in the sun somewhere.

>>513353574
eh? here they just ask for judicial record that you have to get from the police that either lists no entries all the entries and what for.
literally no need for all the dog and pony show when you can just ask for the fucking file.

>>513367301
Haven't tried that. Did interview at a company where the jeet owner hired all jeets to do the main work, but then found that none of them could work together or do the main work, so decided to hire a white guy to be a jeet wrangler. Actually thought it might be fun, could larp all day as a British lord, but then he said he could only pay $100k lol. Thinking about applying to certain IT roles and just let chatgpt do all the work for me. Anyone know what sort of roles would work for this?

>>513354320
>"high school and university degree are a sine qua non condition for entry"
>have to give a copy of the original or they don't even bother calling you back to say you're a bad candidate
You have it so easy, you can't even imagine.

>>513353488 (OP)
Doesn't the post say it was an HR "guy"? Can nobody here read or are you really just that desperate to dump your NPC dialogue tree about how women are bad?

>>513353574
POWER GAP

>>513353488 (OP)
> I was in prison for rape then haha

>>513364483
I would suck on them and beg for more, hate women, niggers and kikes tho

>>513354238
>Now you need a job because you only invested lightly and kept pulling funds to live on so you never were a crypto millionaire, just were able to get by
You just described my exact situation. I used to be a web developer but I quit my job in 2018 and I haven’t worked in 7 years. I lived entirely off my crypto holdings since then but now I’m down to my last 0.3 btc so in less than a year I’ll be completely broke and will have to find a job again. I don’t think I’ll be able to with how the tech industry is today so I might just kill myself before then.

>>513358264
these are based and designed to filter subhumans who can't even negotiate a decent rate for themselves

I attempted many "normal" cv before this for lesser positions.
didn't get an interview with most.

Why do Corporatniggers care about MUH gap?
People have lives, anything could've happened. I have a 10 year gap, so what HR-roastie?

>>513353488 (OP)
The relevance is that they’re digging for a reason to disqualify you because you’re white. No one gives a fuck about job gaps. I have several and no one ever asked.

>>513356134
not if your record is sealed
source - me, in global cyber for a corp...

>>513353488 (OP)
sounds like a jeet was interested in committing h1b fraud and needed a reason to not hire the White man.
Here's how you can stop this.
https://www.oig.dol.gov/hotlinecontact.htm

https://www.oig.dol.gov/oifraud.htm

https://www.visaverge.com/h1b/what-to-include-when-reporting-h-1b-fraud-key-details-to-share/

https://www.uscis.gov/scams-fraud-and-misconduct/report-fraud/combating-fraud-and-abuse-in-the-h-1b-visa-program

https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/how-to-recognize-and-report-cases-of-h-1b-fraud-or-abuse-by-employer.html

>>513354060
> If they want to hire you, they won’t waste your time either these questions in the first place
This. They were fishing for a reason to disqualify.

So, you should immediately file with the DOJ and your state EEOC.

>>513368764
A gap causes paranoia because it's a sign of independence. They will ask you about a gap because they want to know if you were starting your own business ("becoming a competitor"), were fired and unable to find work ("a problem employee lacking proper job requirements to easily find work"), or if you worked at a business for a short while only to leave because you didn't like their corporate structure ("joined to take advantage of temporary benefits and is unreliable for long-term employment").

>>513369126
>reason to not hire an American
I'm anger trolling in another thread.
Remembeer Anons, an angry jew is a jew who amkes mistakes. When jews make a mistake someones child gets another day on earth.

>>513354733
> Eventually I gave up trying to do their job for them, saved all my correspondence with HR into a file and emailed it to the director who I was meant to be replacing, the chairman and the panel who interviewed me.
Kek. This is the way.
HR bitches are insufferable.

>>513353488 (OP)
I just consolidated all my experience into cumulative years
Anyone timelining their experience still is retarded

>>513369174
DOL also investigates and they hate h1b fraud as well.
yeet the jeet anyway possible.

>>513353574
>Stay at home dad
>childcare x years
When asked, lie
These people dont give a shit about you, what do you owe them?

SIRS why can you not lie?
You must learn if you want to stop us sir
I am tech ceo 23 years old i have 20 year of tech experience

>>513355627
> The want someone they can exploit and who will be financially desperate or psychologically weak enough not to leave. A great resume is a liability.
Only the jeets do this. They look for subservience.

When I hire, I want competence and personal strength. I want someone to tell me if I’m wrong, because I am occasionally and I want the project to work.

>>513353488 (OP)
"those were the years I was barebacking your mother, I might be your papa!"

>>513365720
inspirational and basedpilled

>>513364373
this is a good idea
flip the script and ask what they had for breakfast 2 weeks ago, accuse them of hiding something when they can't answer

>>513358264
That’s a jeet scam listing.

>>513353488 (OP)
I have a 12 year gap.. she can blow me.

>sir what did you do after dropping out of HS and becoming a top 10 ranked audio consultant with a nationwide home entertainment retail chain?
I went on Grateful Dead tour and danced my ass off living on the Grace of God and my good looks.
>for 12 years?

Probably more like five then needed some time off to recover

>>513353488 (OP)
>Zombie retard redditor has so little agency in his life that one screwy interview gets reported on as if every interviewer gets their instruction set from a central agency and that this is a sign things have gotten even worse

Retarded

>>513364200
Kek.

>>513353488 (OP)
Caretaker for a disabled relative. Multiple gaps? Yeah, you were needed multiple times until they could recover or arrange care.

Caretakers always get a pass.

>>513370116
>I went on Grateful Dead tour and danced my ass off living on the Grace of God and my good looks.
Based if true.

I am now convinced there is more money available suing corporations for illegal hiring practices than there is in actual jobs working for corporations. You should adjust all of your expectations accordingly. Nothing will ever change unless they are made to pay.

>>513353488 (OP)
They just want a reason not to hire anyone.

>>513353488 (OP)
Lmao. This is why I started my own business years ago. Working with women is a nightmare.

>>513370205
but i didn't get the job so i'm the incompetent one and i don't know how to become competent.

>>513369126
Based

>>513369126
More links. We need a general for h1b and perm fighting.

Supreme Court rules that white men are being discriminated against in hiring.

Indian tech hiring managers ONLY hire Indians because they hate whites.

DOJ-IER starts taking complaints from qualified whites who apply for jobs but get no interview or not hired. DOJ lawyers sue on your behalf.

1. Apply to qualified tech job
2. Immediately file complaint with DOJ
3. DOJ sues
4. Get paid


https://www.justice.gov/crt/filing-charge

https://x.com/USTechWorkers/status/1883939083594195237

>>513370499
>513370499

>>513353698
liars deserve to have their tongues removed

>>513353488 (OP)
why is 'team-interview' hyphenated? why is 'HR-guy' hyphenated? how is grammar so fucking difficult for people?

>>513353488 (OP)
Why the fuck are these HR cunts obsessed with gaps. As if you were subjected to a Gestapo interrogation at 2 o'clock during the night. "What were you doing between this date and that date? Answer me! Confess your failures. Admit to your inability!"

>>513366039
based

>>513366039
i wish i could lie and cheat and take advantage of others but it seems destined that i'm the one to be taken advantage of

>>513354060
You'd be surprised. >>513362021 is right.

>>513353574
>They assume you went to prison
I don't think that is it there are cheap resources to get criminal records they can just look it up unless for whatever reason it wouldn't be on the books which I doubt.
>25 year gap
You can make up some BS if you got friends that will lie for you, unless the job in question needs some security clearance most regular jobs won't actually dig to deep into your past. Something that requires a bachelors might though. I had a online friend lie about me working for them for my own 5 year gap when I was NEET.

>>513370664
>More links. We need a general for h1b and perm fighting.
This is not a bad idea.

>>513370664
Then Trump replaces all DOJ staff with jeets because you fell for it

>>513353488 (OP)
My favorite job was filling shelves at the supermarket.

>>513353488 (OP)
Relevance is they're getting AI faked resumes from millennials and zooms now and they wanted an organic answer lol.

>>513353698
Some suitable lies for a gap several years ago
>make up a low paying job, such as managing a small retail outlet (or just working their, depending on age)
It’s believable, but not such a serious job
>tell them you traveled
Only works if it’s not years
>hikes the Appalachian Yrail
Again, it’s time sensitive. It only takes 6 months. You could go a step further and say you tried the Teiple Crown (AT, Pacific Crest Trail, and Continental Divide Trail, but that’s a stretch).

36 months. The concern is were you in prison, strung out, on the lam, dealing drugs, in a coma. I'd go with in a coma but could hear everything going on around you and fought diligently for 36 months to will your brain to wiggle a single finger to let people know you were still here and finally succeeded and that taught you that no matter if you are trapped in a meat sack fully aware of your surroundings but can't move a muscle that type of lesson is extremely useful in corporate cultures.

>>513353698
He did. To you dumb fucks who take every post on the Internet as truth.

>>513371295
I seriously tried to show some creativity because I thought that was part of the job because it was listed in the job description and is was not appreciated.
I think they want just standard yesman corporate bullshit even for creative university positions.

>>513370484
Not you. The HR retards are Dunning Kruger.

>>513353488 (OP)
>>513353586
Literally says hr guy

>>513371626
idk anymore.
i feel like the most retarded retard.

>>513353488 (OP)
By this stage in the process, they already ask for your criminal record. They're simply asked to enquire about gaps and since all interviews are recorded nowadays to prevent people from making false accusations they were just going through protocol.

>>513371867
Check out Imposter Syndrome. It’s the opposite if Dunning Kruger.

Intelligent people realize how much they don’t know and it hurt self esteem.

https://www.verywellmind.com/imposter-syndrome-and-social-anxiety-disorder-4156469

>>513370254
I was there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5kf74zb2j4

>>513372404
or I'm just a retard with delusions of grandeur.

>>513372434
Nice.

*leans forward into mic*

your mom

>>513371867
I hate the fact that people have to go to an interview these days to get a job, and all you need to do is ask a couple of questions that the guy isn't interested in answering properly and then you get an automatic -ick from him and he automatically rejects your application, it's almost like

>>513370350
>Got GREEEAT feedback from Alex on your interview! Congrats!
>So, we're moving you on to the next step. A 3 phase roundtable with our teams.
>You'll be meeting with 3 separate teams and they'll be asking you a series of questions for an hour each
>Depending on how that goes, the next step will be a technical challenge. We'll send you 8 challenges on leetcoder, please set aside at LEAST 3 hours to complete this.
>And be prepared, because they're timed and it won't allow you to switch windows. Leaving the test screen results in a failure.
>Then depending on the outcome of those tests, we'll have you come back for a 4 hour culture fit review

Is this why my CV has been denied countless of times?
I was a NEET for 2 years the fuck do I write in my CV?

>>513373022
You were looking after your uncle Billy and his 3 dogs after he got shot in the spine

>>513353488 (OP)
>if I listed every job I had my resume would be 10 pages long
>was able to list job history going back to 1999 with no issue
>and then everyone in the interview stood up and clapped
stop falling for this bullshit
you’re better than this

>>513353574
You did freelance work or commissions. If that's not enough, you lived with your girlfriend. You can't showcase the freelance work you did due to non-disclosure agreements, or insert reason here. More likely though you have a hobby and you actually can pretend you did it as a freelancer because you have some evidence and knowledge of the subject to back it up.

>>513353488 (OP)
You need at least 3 different PhD qualifications in multiple fields along with 35 years work experience in upper management to flip a few burgers at McDonald's grill

>>513373138
Great but how about without lying out of my ass?

>>513355815
>low finance position but pays great
>4 fucking stages
>1st is a meet and greet with 2 fellas
>2nd is competency questions with fellas and new girl, blast through questions and spend 30mins talking and sharing invoice collection horror stories
>3rd is the 2 fellas and the manager, a fucking man thank christ, spend the whole time talking about how much im gonna love it here and how great the upcoming summer party will be
>they cannot express enough how much of a good fit I am
>4th stage is a falcon-faced roastie from HR with dead eyes and jew beak
>completely humourless and asking similar questions to first meet and greet
>"yes I want to work here for so and so"
>pretty much ignores any chance of talking like human beings and asks the same 4 fucking questions just worded differently
>ends call after asking her list of questions that all meant the same thing
>literally get rejection less than an hour later

How the fuck do these cunts get any responsibility in their life? All the people I would work with cleared me and some cunt who can't do my job and would never speak to me ever again deemed me unfit

>>513372952
>ummm that's totally on my radar and I hear you but let's put a pin in that, I'm here to collaborate and parameterize leverage in your strategic brainstorm, so why don't we think outside the box on the same page and bring to the table a moving forward win-win synergy, embracing a holistic collaboration pushing the envelope that floats all boats and touches base?

>>513366039
>>513370796
If you live in a capitalist country, you literally must lie to authorities and people standing in the way of you earning a living, otherwise you will be deprived of all life. HR whores are like mushrooms, feed them shit and keep them in the dark.

>>513357384
why is this chick the poster for hr women? also in the devil wears prada she gets the job because her boss ignores the hiring recommendations and picks somebody supposedly unfit for the role

>>513373502
You failed the shit test of showing up for 4 interviews. You should have made a salary demand after the 2nd or told them to fuck off.

Imagine being a programmer, can code anything you want, and yet you beg and plead a company to feed you. I simply don't get it. They need you more than you need them.

>>513374292
They don't need you specifically

>>513353488 (OP)
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI

>>513353488 (OP)
wait, so can employers contact Radioshack or Blockbuster even though they're out of business?
im thinking of just putting Radioshack and Blockbuster for the gaps in my resume

>>513354238
>>513364508
JIDF is fucking lazy these days

>>513353488 (OP)
Got a 1 1/2 year gap. Everytime someone asks about it they get the same honest answer. "Felt like pursuing some of the things I wanna do in life." and that's it. If this is a reason to exclude me from a position I honestly wouldn't wanna work for that shithole company anyway.

>>513374663
Throwing in travel always appeases the roasties, just make some journey up

>>513354404
That's a good one. Wouldn't using the excuse you did Uber during the gaps in your resume? It's perfect. How would they even check?

>>513374557
No they cant do shit
You can for example also put First Republic Bank and made up some postion
Good one is
Universal Banker - Field Sales

>>513374435

You could just like make your own thing. Do programmers not have creative vision?

>>513353488 (OP)
What flag is that?

companies arent even hiring. moot point.

>>513370875
A top secret clearance only requires 10 years of job, address, and travel history. This is just HR being HR.
> we can't we find any good candidates???

>>513353574
I’ve got several gaps on my resume where I was either trying to start a business or doing some outdoor adventure thing.
I’ve had HR people tell me that those things were “bad” somehow. Trying to start my own business is “bad”. Bicycling across North America is “bad”.
I fucking hate HR. Almost always female so already prone to dishonesty.

>>513373434
Your competition lies constantly. The corporate culture you have to.cowtow to wants you to lie. Corporate America has been so thoroughly feminized you have to imagine that a job interview is just like a date. Just lie as believably as possible.

>>513375856
Kek. That's correct.

>>513375052
Interesting life hack

>>513369435
UK has similar to the image now for Indians where Indians on the visa don't need National Insurance payments from the company so are 11% cheaper for the company to employ.

>>513354320
> not rape colleagues in the office bathroom
I’m Indian and that’s the one that always trips me up. What’s the point of a bathroom otherwise? Its not like I’m going to shit in there when there’s a perfectly good street outside.

>>513353488 (OP)
>Incel doom porn

I'm 42 and this could be me. I'm probably going to kill myself if I lose my amazon Jon so my kids can get social security. I know my circuit city experience will give young people the ick

we need to replace hr with ai asap

>>513375859
It’s funny because I’m just a neet but hat shit sounds so appealing I’d hire you

>>513376300
Does Amazon Jon give good backrubs?

>>513368764
Corpos are looking for reasons to reject candidates long before they look at reasons to hire. Got a gap? Now you are in competition with anyone that lies about their own gaps. It's an employer's market and they will never show mercy. Be sure to remember this the next time the tables turn and they claim they need you.

>>513364247
But if you're disclosing a work history spanning several decades or a diploma/degree you earned 30+ years ago you are basically giving them an age range

People put their entire work history in their cv? Just put the relevant experience and if they ask what you did during any gap or why there was a gap you tell them it's irrelevant to the position so was not included.

>>513353488 (OP)
>gap in cv
Does it count as a gap if there's nothing there after dropping out of high school 20 years ago?

>>513353488 (OP)
i haven't worked in 9 years, its over

>>513375504
Thanks bro, fuck this corporate gate-keeping BS

>>513353488 (OP)
>Puts high school in CV
>Argues he can't put everything in CV

What?

>>513353488 (OP)
>job

JOB WOT'S JOB?

>>513353698
kys satan, no one is playing along with your bullshit economy

>>513371349
Taking care of elderly, sick relatives is the best resume gap lie. They can't disprove it, they will be sympathetic and they can't make retarded assumptions to use it against you.

I recently overcame a two year gap in my resume by saying I was a fulltime caretaker for my grandparents. I also made sure to explain they recently passed away so HR wouldn't think I'd leave my job to go back to caretaking. I got a really good job the first time I tried that lie after wasting so much time and blowing tons of opportunities by being honest about my gap (got laid off, the job market fucking sucks and I won't take any shit job just to have a shit job).

>>513369174
>I AM ATTORNEY

>>513374092
>putting up with this woman shit professionally

anon was right, corporate jobs are nothing but fucking jew day care

>>513362053
I get my bank statement sent to me, also hows everyones Misses now that they don't have you and the milkman?

>>513373797
He is the one...

>>513377741
my mailman is an idiot and ive complained 3 times of him NGAF and dumping mail in the wrong fucking boxes

now the asshole neighbor i hate knows im a richfag and has at least one of my retirement acounts too

this kinda shit gets avoided by switching to estatements

>>513372952
>>513373797

>>513353574
>They assume you went to prison
You need to act like a child using the 'i have no agency card' trying to get away with something.
>aaahhh shit you know girl you know i tryna get my life together you know im turning it around i was in a bad place just a bad place you know
niggers and wiggers do this shit all the time. it works on women.

>>513366301
Are you dumb? Criminal background checks are a normal part of the hiring process for most jobs. The employer would already have access to that information.
The actual reason is to see if a person would lie, and to discern whether or not that are a reliable employee that hasn't been fired several times.

>t. former hiring manager

>>513353488 (OP)
Just lie. Find a company that has gone chapter 7 and find some buddies to serve as references. Maybe they’ll ask for a W2, say you were a contractor, just keep lying. Fuck your employer

>>513378484
>get caught lying
>gain reputation for lying
>job prospects worse than ever

>>513370710
>Lie on job application because it's paper/website
>Get your tongue removed for lying
>Lie on job application because it's paper/website

woah really fixed the issue

>>513375859
It starts to make sense once you understand what they’re really looking for. They’re scared shitless of having to work with autists or “weird” people who dont follow their gay little insectoid life cycles. So this is a form of bullying those people out of society. I have to come up with convincing lies to cover up my travel and sports and shit. Never let anybody know I dive offshore looking for treasure. I let my autism slip out at work last froday and straight up I can feel like i’m about to get fired. Everybody’s attitude towards me has changed. I fucked up.

>>513375513
Most don't know how to integrate.

>>513378585
Do you realize how many applicants the typical HR department sees? You ruin your future job opportunities at that company and that’s it. Works best for entry level positions if you don’t have experience

>>513370710
The Bible says all liars go to the lake of fire.
I wish we could burn them in this life too.

>>513373797
>embracing a holistic collaboration pushing the envelope that floats all boats and touches base?

>>513353488 (OP)
just say you started a business, handyman or w/e

>>513366039
>>Why can't you people just LIE?
>Because I was taught not to lie

this is Trumpland, lying is a way of life

>>513379064
Well that's just ridiculous anon, everybody lies. Literally everyone lies all the time. I'm a liar, you're a liar, everyone in this thread and everyone you've ever met are liars. When someone asks "How are you?" and you say "good" or "fine" because you don't want to discuss intimate personal things with a stranger or acquaintance, you're worried of what they might think, or you know they're just being polite and don't really care? That's a lie. When your girlfriend asks you what you think of her outfit and you tell her she's cute and not that she's getting fat because you don't want to hurt her feelings or get into an argument about it? That's a lie, maybe even a noble one. Any religion or faith that would sentence someone to eternal damnation for that is in the wrong

>>513353574
>They assume you went to prison.
Reminds me of an old joke
>What did you do during that gap of 3 years?
>Oh, I went to Yale during that time, I forgot to mention it
>I see, well I guess you are hired then
>Oh good! I really needed that Yob

>>513378585
>all the employers will gangstalk you and put you on a list bro!
Sure they will kike

>>513366246
>lying is frowned upon in western countries
kek, funniest guy ITT

>>513353488 (OP)
how do we solve the job problem?

>>513353488 (OP)
Just lie and say you can't tell them it's under NDA.

>>513370710
>>513379064
Kikes like you deserve to be eaten raw & screaming by a cannibal. Like a zombie.

90%+ of jobs out there are fake make work jobs propped up by money printing.

>>513380208
>>Oh, I bowed to LGBTQ and sucked a fag off during that time, I forgot to mention it
that is what yale reads like. why wouldn't you pick a better school to larp from.

I just tell them I was a working artist and doing odd jobs. Never really had any issue aftet that.

>>513353488 (OP)
hr and recruiters are the scum of the earth treat them like dating women use a scattergun approach and dont it personally

>>513353488 (OP)
They want to hire an H1B shitjeet and are looking for any reason to reject American applicants, this happens regularly here with our TFW program. Jeets deserve to be exterminated.

>>513380886
>>513378315
"we know"
they never have and never will lol, besides globalists want to hire felons, homeless jeets, and other noncitizens XD

>>513353488 (OP)
You ask around if any of your friends know someone that can do a job, and then you hire that person. The rest is formalities. Ban male infant genital mutilation.

>>513373903
Stop having sex with men

Ive only ever done Nepo jobs because they where all "cowboy" companies that needed employers to keep quiet about skirting regulations so only hired semi criminals they could trust.
Any gaps in my resume? Oh yeah I've worked as a farmer on the family farm here's a note from my mom lol.

Fake job. They’re looking for bullshit reasons to reject people.

>>513353488 (OP)
>Um excuse me... you took a day of from enriching jews and paying tax for shitskins?
>calls 911

>>513380976
>this happens regularly here with our TFW program

As I understand that program is only for diarrhea skin tone fecaloids. Nobody from wester countries can get in.

>>513380818
> why wouldn't you pick a better school to larp from.
It’s a joke retard. Read it again.

>>513353488 (OP)
>>you have gap in your CV 30 years ago
>>did between 96 and 99

Have fun with it.
"In 96 I joined Médecins Sans Frontières to provide civilian aid during the Rwandan Civil War. After more than a year of daily atrocities I joined the British Legion, a international volunteer formation serving as advisors for the Legitimate Rwandan government.
As the war spilled over into Brunei, and then The Congo, my medical, combat, and leadership skills increased.

I leave it off my resume because most Americans don't study history, can't read a map, and become uncomfortable when I tell sorties about entire villages of children raped, mutilated, then burned alive in open pits.

>>513382214
Kek.
I just say I was hunting for my next contract. It can take a while.

>>513379851
But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and sexually immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.”
— Revelation 21:8

The Word of God is talking about unrepentant sinners. Those that lie and do not see anything wrong with what they do.

Let the wicked forsake his way
And the unrighteous man his thoughts;
And let him return to Yahweh,
And He will have compassion on him,
And to our God,
For He will abundantly pardon.
— Isaiah 55:7

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you; but you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.
— 1 Corinthians 6:9-11

>>513354320
This. I lied about my degree every time I applied, and I have the skillset to back up whatever background knowledge said degree would confer, so nobody's called me out on it yet. Since I'm not going to be a doctor or a fed, it'll never be an issue.

>>513355258
Screencapped for posterity.

However my pic related is the ultimate answer to your scenario.

>>513370349
>>513370069

Glorious. The inevitable Jeet collapse and purge is going to be a thing of beauty.

>>513384212

Take that thing to a gynecologist.
Herpes blister and a bacterial infection.
Gross.

>>513382214

Goddamn Anon. Write a book and you’ll never have to work again. I’d buy and read that story.

>also approximately how many floppies have you slotted?

>>513353574
>explain this gap
i wasn't working
>why?
i didn't have to.

>apply to home depot when I was 18
>they never call me
>fast forward I'm like 26 and a few hundred miles away
>they call me asking if I'm still interested in a job

>>513354320
>not rape colleagues in the office bathroom

>>513385507
speed of the roastie

>>513353488 (OP)
>>job interview
>>25 year old HR female
360 and walk away.

>>513385507
man idk what it is with that fucking company, but the same thing happened to me too

>>513354320
Yes, any adult job at a big company will vet your history. The jeets my current employer hired to vet me were incapable of parsing my Harvard degrees because they're written in Latin. I had to get a professional translator service (in Latin, wtf) to provide a notarized copy. Nevermind that my PhD was in classics.

And to answer any follow-up questions: i work in tax strategy. Turns out, if you can read and analyze boring texts in ten languages, you can also read tax code pretty damn well. Half my team is classicists or romanticists.

>>513354060
>If they want to hire you, they won’t waste your time either these questions in the first place.
This is correct. You can also lie about anything you want and say you were doing freelance work that was under NDA. And/or have friends act as references. You can have 10 year "freelance" gaps this way if you want.

>>513386320
>Yes, any adult job at a big company will vet your history.
This is false and many smaller to mid-sized companies skimp on background checks because it is expensive and time consuming. How could they even vet resume lies if there is no contact? The company could be out of business or any other number of legitimate reasons.