Thread 513362605

>>513362605 (OP)
For me, it's Eyrie
My first Neopet was one

>>513362605 (OP)
Ralsei kitty

>>513362605 (OP)
This thread is gayer than Starmer and he has an uncontrollable lust for Ukrainian rent boys.

>>513362694
For me it's filtering all foregin flags and memeflags

really tired of bames

>£5 for 500g of 15% mince
>£2 for a block of basic butter

I hate working, I hate working, I hate working.
I'd rather be posting on /pol/.
I hate working, I hate working, I hate working
I'd rather be talking bout bames.

>>513362907
50p for lard

>>513362802
doesn't seem like it if you are responding to me

https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/1957071340097114604#m
>NEW: In Bolton, a mother and her children were evicted from their home to make way for six Afghan migrants
BAMES

>>513362907
Stop fkn moaning and use a trad butcher ffs

>>513362854
>Wrong think? In the clink!

>>513362907
Gutter oil is free

bored out of my mind might do some substance abuse

>>513362967
Shouldn't have rented from a paki

Bogdan is a paedophile

>>513362605 (OP)


What will the different groups be when the civil war kicks off here in the UK?

Sikhs vs mussies like it was when a load of sikh girls were diddled by grooming gangs?

Indians vs Pakis, like it was in the cricket?

Mandem vs police like toxteth, brixton, etc?

White van man vs eco-spastic?

Local white working class vs the police like it was in Southport?

In terms of duration, after how many days will state capacity be exhausted? A week or 2?

In terms of prisons, how many thousands of criminals will need to be released to accommodate the rioters?

https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/1957363947503288634#m
> EXCLUSIVE: Data obtained by Tempers Daily reveals the extent of the non-citizen Commonwealth voter base in parts of in Britain — reaching nearly 25% of the electorate in some regions
>Automatic voter registration would shift power towards these seats, away from British voters
>As many constituencies overlap with councils, data obtained only gives a partial picture of the non-citizen voter base in these constituencies. The figures for Ilford North is complete however, and shows that 13% of Mr Streeting’s electorate are foreign nationals.
>Why does this matter? Labour’s plan to introduce automatic voter registration, if fully implemented alongside boundary redistricting, would shift political power towards regions with high concentrations of traditionally non-voting Commonwealth voters, and away from British voters
This is fine

Pompous fat twat.

>>513363011
https://youtu.be/WezWspsKgpM

>haven't worked in a few years
>got a job
>start on wednesday
Already regretting it
So long neetlife, it's been fun.

>>513363079
>A Labour staffer friend gets in touch:

>>513363108
Remember You can always quit whenever you want

>>513362925
There is no milk in most ice cream these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfM7yZD0PlE

>>513363087
Do some pressups

>>513362802
based. filter memeflags and josh larps

They talk about people having short attention spans nowadays and I used to agree, but just the other day I sat through all 3 hours of the good the bad and the ugly no issues. If I watch modern films I'm often bored off in under 15 minutes, I don't think it's an attention problem but one of quality instead.

>>513362947
I use beef dripping for frying, but its no good on toast lad

>>513363320
Why is this invader being shilled so hard recently?

>>513363108
Get a mortgage and pay it off early. You can then be mostly neet for the rest of your life. I paid mine off in my 40's. I'm now loaded with cash and game all day.

>>513363108
What job are you starting, Mickey luv?

Zack Polanski (future Green leader) looks a bit like r Josh

>>513363392
>beef dripping
>no good on toast
Are you a faggot? I bet you use an umbrella too.

>>513363283
I just want a career that's fulfilling. I want to DO something.

>>513363420
I already own my house outright. Did that when I was 30. I don't need money at all. Just feel like I'm wasting my life not actually doing anything meaningful.

>>513363446
hypnotits

>>513363438
Not doxxing myself. Only a few people in the world do it.

Turk gang war. Little girl was shot in the head in a drive by.

https://youtu.be/9CYar8qhQ9M?si=qSn0uME_jiy04SXc

>>513363420
>criminalising loneliness

>>513363504
>Just feel like I'm wasting my life not actually doing anything meaningful.
Working for someone else isn't going to fill that void.
Set up your own business.

>>513363530
Gunman and weapon never found LOLOL

>>513363526
Rentboy for Kier?

>>513363566
>Set up your own business.
No I'm not dealing with clients directly. Fuck that.
>>513363575
Similar.

>>513363526
Epstein Mk2?

https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/1956695764928774407#m
>NEW: The Labour Party's review of an Islamophobia definition has been postponed due to an influx of spam submissions
>The delay follows the public sharing of the consultation website, which led to thousands of spam entries overwhelming the platform
Shitposting works

>Something bleakly funny about "we did a public consultation but we can't use it because it was shared with the public to respond to" being the official reason the review is shelved
>"Our public consultation has been ruined. Somehow, the public got wind of it."

>>513363526
So a larp then... brilliant.

>>513363632
I wonder how many epsteins there are in the world we've never heard of. Hundreds?

>>513363504
>I already own my house outright. Did that when I was 30. I don't need money at all. Just feel like I'm wasting my life not actually doing anything meaningful.
Brah, I kneel.

>>513363643
Jews are gross

>>513363691
I'm larping that I got a job?
You're fucking retarded.

>>513363602
>Similar
RIP

>>513363745
Does your job involve interviewing people on a ladder and guessing their jobs?

>>513363745
Joshlarp.

>>513363821
sure why not.

https://xcancel.com/timothy_stanley/status/1957368854964760815#m
>Around 200,000 Ukrainians in the UK, 150,000 hongkongers.
>But 30-50 Gaza children? Why, that’s an invasion.
Yes because it'll totally stop at 30-50 and they'll totally go back, especially as Labour are pushing for a Ukie style scheme for the Pallies. And fuck the HKers and hohols, send them back too.

lads, i really need to know if Kier's porn actor glasses are prescription or not?

Is this retarded nigger that much of a retard that 'having a job' is an unbelievable larp?

>>513363560
Women in power was a mistake. They have no innate instinct of honour or justice. All they care about is getting their way and fuck everyone who gets in their way.

Reading their fiction is nightmare fuel
>I don't like this guy so he dies
>I don't like this guy so he is tortured to death
>I don't like this guy so he is executed
>I don't like this guy so he starves to death in jail
>etc

A man has been warned he will likely be jailed for causing violent disorder during a protest outside a hotel housing asylum seekers.

>Hundreds of people have demonstrated outside The Bell Hotel in Epping, Essex, in recent months, protesting against it being used to house asylum seekers.

Dean Smith, 51, of Epping, pleaded guilty to causing violent disorder at Chelmsford Crown Court on 17 July.

>He was remanded in custody for sentencing on 6 October.

Separately, other defendants denied committing offences on 17 July.

>Lee Gower, 43, from Epping, denied violent disorder and assaulting a police officer. He was remanded in custody until 22 September

Shaun Thompson, 37, of Epping, who was alleged to have punched a police car, denied committing violent disorder. He was bailed until a further case management hearing on 22 September

>Jonathan Glover, 47, of Waltham Abbey, was not asked to enter a plea to a charge of violent disorder. He was bailed until 22 September, when an application to dismiss his case is due to be heard

Keith Silk, 33, of Loughton, pleaded not guilty to violent disorder. He also denied criminal damage, having been accused of damaging a sign belonging to The Bell Hotel, and was bailed until a further case management hearing on 22 September

>The recent protests followed the arrest of a resident at the hotel, subsequently charged with sexual assault, harassment and inciting a girl to engage in sexual activity.

Hadush Kebatu, 41, from Ethiopia, has denied the offences and is in custody.

>Twenty-eight people have since been arrested in relation to disorder at the hotel, and 16 of them have been charged.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7jy3drd85o

>>513363909
Fuck off josh everyone knows you're unemployable.

>>513363745
A super secret job, so specific you dare not be identified. Sounds like a larp.

>>513363974
>>513363953
Fine it's a larp if you want to believe that. Now stop replying to me.

>>513363320
https://limetreelarder.co.uk/

>>513364002
Filtered.

>>513363974
It's the goblin.

>>513363885
https://xcancel.com/SAshworthHayes/status/1957411635359895777#m
>If you want a shortcut for finding flaws in UK policy, try asking "How will they use this to make me fund more migrants?"
>Here, the headline is 'treating injured children'. The body, however, is 'giving them asylum so they can be anchors for extended family claims'
>It's another good illustration of the nonsense non-refoulement introduces. And once they're in, the flood of Article 8 claims follow.
>See the family who applied through the Ukraine scheme
Can't wait for the first terror attack, or the reparations we'll have to pay for assisting Israel in ethnic cleansing (we'll also have to pay their share)

imageine wearing this

>>513361753
>Wasn't that in the context of who should be allowed to vote for the senedd?


>Mr Farage was asked about another of the policy announcements his team had trailed before today's >event - that "We will put the interests of the Welsh >people first and make sure that local people go to >the front of the social housing queue."

>He was asked to explain how he defines someone as being Welsh.

>He said:

>It has to be someone who has lived and is settled in >Wales, paid taxes and obeyed the law, If they've >done that for five or ten year period then I think >they've every right to say they're part of the Welsh language community

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage-reform-wales-live-31815273?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar#entry3753232

>>513364193
>that tattoo

>>513364082
>>513364082
>>513364082
>>513364082
>>513364082
THIS
How to spot Josh 101:

He will start changing IDs using his paedophile proxy when he gets BTFO/upset/loses an argument/is proven wrong on something/gets ignored.
The usual suspects will only appear when he's here and will disappear when he's gone.
He usually likes using the following phrases which can be added to your filter list:

>yano
>laa
>good lad
>scran
>newfag
>creasing at
>ofsm
>thread celeb
>e-celeb
>classically handsome
>dench
>recursion

He plays the following characters in brit/pol:
Meme flag paki poster
Australian flag paki poster
dago
dench
elmer
wogdan
sosban
blocko
pube


He is also:

The Malaysia flag ragebaiter
The Singapore flag ragebaiter
The Muslim flag ragebaiter
Anyone who blames the paki posting / ragebaiting on "Bradley" or "Wogdan" is him. You'll see 1pbtid's appear to blame them after Josh's misdeeds
Random USA flags calling you names about your teeth / the king etc
Anyone who talks about not being able to own property
Anyone who says he "isn't even here" or that he "left ages ago"
He will also tell people to stop talking about him, but usually from a 1pbitd or sock puppet he has setup for use later.
Occasionally he will forget, then post something about himself on that ID.

Watch out for 1pbtid IDs (usually foren flags) that appear out of nowhere, call someone a "newfag" after someone asks why Josh is being a nonce/BTFO/posting ragebait that ID will then disappear, or agree with the nonce, then disappear, or attack "Wogdan" then disappear. Those are all him too.

Also be wary of anyone posting TikTok videos. Only nonces use TikTok and he's a nonce. So it could also be him.
Also anyone who seethes about this post.

>>513363934
>The recent protests followed the arrest of a resident at the hotel, subsequently charged with sexual assault, harassment and inciting a girl to engage in sexual activity.
>Hadush Kebatu, 41, from Ethiopia, has denied the offences and is in custody.
>Twenty-eight people have since been arrested in relation to disorder at the hotel, and 16 of them have been charged.
It's kinda like if they had turned back these low IQ invaders none of this would have happened. But they're not capable of admitting that.
Pol Pot was right about the liberal elites.

it never ends

I didn't realise this is a josh thread.
I'm out of here fuck you retards.
I have shit to prep for wednesday.

bames stink both physically and spiritually

>>513364278
>because we owe it to these children who have been brainwashed into thinking we're responsible

I'm sure they won't grow up to be fanatics, I'm sure they'll grow up to be functioning members of society

>>513364296
BYE JOSH YOU SAD FAT KOSHER KUNT

>>513364082
It's always the goblin.

>>513364391
>>513364391
>>513364391
>>513364391
>>513364391
THIS

How to spot Josh 101:

He will start changing IDs using his paedophile proxy when he gets BTFO/upset/loses an argument/is proven wrong on something/gets ignored.
The usual suspects will only appear when he's here and will disappear when he's gone.
He usually likes using the following phrases which can be added to your filter list:

>yano
>laa
>good lad
>scran
>newfag
>creasing at
>ofsm
>thread celeb
>e-celeb
>classically handsome
>dench
>recursion

He plays the following characters in brit/pol:
Meme flag paki poster
Australian flag paki poster
dago
dench
elmer
wogdan
sosban
blocko
pube


He is also:

The Malaysia flag ragebaiter
The Singapore flag ragebaiter
The Muslim flag ragebaiter
Anyone who blames the paki posting / ragebaiting on "Bradley" or "Wogdan" is him. You'll see 1pbtid's appear to blame them after Josh's misdeeds
Random USA flags calling you names about your teeth / the king etc
Anyone who talks about not being able to own property
Anyone who says he "isn't even here" or that he "left ages ago"
He will also tell people to stop talking about him, but usually from a 1pbitd or sock puppet he has setup for use later.
Occasionally he will forget, then post something about himself on that ID.

Watch out for 1pbtid IDs (usually foren flags) that appear out of nowhere, call someone a "newfag" after someone asks why Josh is being a nonce/BTFO/posting ragebait that ID will then disappear, or agree with the nonce, then disappear, or attack "Wogdan" then disappear. Those are all him too.

Also be wary of anyone posting TikTok videos. Only nonces use TikTok and he's a nonce. So it could also be him.
Also anyone who seethes about this post.

Here are the top 10 rarest jobs in the world, each performed by only a few highly specialized individuals due to unique skills, niche demand, or extreme conditions:

1. **Asteroid Mining Specialist** (~100 globally): Engineers extracting minerals from asteroids using space tech.
2. **Wood Patternmaker** (~200–300): Crafts wooden molds for metal casting, learned via apprenticeships.
3. **Iceberg Mover** (~50): Relocates icebergs from shipping lanes in polar regions.
4. **Snake Milker** (~100–200): Extracts snake venom for antivenom production.
5. **Professional Ethical Hacker** (~1,000–2,000): Elite cybersecurity experts testing system vulnerabilities.
6. **Industrial-Organizational Psychologist** (~600–1,000): Applies psychology to workplace dynamics.
7. **Timing Device Assembler/Adjuster** (~500–800): Calibrates precise timing devices like clocks.
8. **Seed Banker** (~500–1,000): Preserves seeds for biodiversity in global vaults.
9. **Refractory Materials Repairer** (~600–1,200): Maintains heat-trapping materials in industrial machines.
10. **Professional Mermaid** (~100–200): Performs underwater shows with swimming and breath-holding skills.

These roles require rare expertise, making them exclusive to a small global workforce.

>>513364193
>refugees welcome
>just not in my street, neighborhood, parish, town, city, county or geographic region

>>513363844
>>513363691
>>513363953
>>513363974
>>513364082
It's Cauldron, lol. He's posting Anon because that creep from last night keeps sniffing the backs of his sisters' knees and wanking over them wearing nylon stockings.

>>513362963
Lmao btfo

Thread went downhill fast, all over someone saying they got a job

>>513363392
Saar, you fry the toast in the leftover tallow.
Once you have read this Keir will dispatch SAS to eliminate you for wrongthink.

God bless president stammer

>>513364525
>Professional Mermaid
kek

Josh is a teleiophile Buddhist who likes white people and does everything he can to make life better for everyone around him. He has a strong nose and trustworthy hazel coloured bright eyes, he posts no porn on online forums and he subsides B&M while looking out for others regardless of race . He is a friend of all people in our country.

>>513364525
>>513364661
ID SHAG A MERMAID RIGHT UP THE ARSE

fuark nearly finished my 2L of choccy milk already
might have to up it to 4L a day

>>513364525
Starting my new job as a Snake Milker on wednesday, I've been practicing for it for 20 years.

The radio scene is in real dire straits nowadays. If they play these school disco ezra nonce songs one more time I'm gna

>>513364231
>>513364296
>>513364380
>>513364391
>>513364451
I've done you

>>513364525
>snake milker
*cracks knuckles* step aside boys I've got this one covered

>>513362605 (OP)
>Bruce isn't a wombat, koala, or kangaroo.
Fuck this game. Why are all Pokemon ripoffs trash. Even Pokemon sucks and has since around the time gold/silver came out. The only good thing in this genre that has came out in the last two decades is mariomon. Can no one make a decent game anymore?

>>513364847
>>513364847
>>513364847
>>513364847
>>513364847
THIS
How to spot Josh 101:

He will start changing IDs using his paedophile proxy when he gets BTFO/upset/loses an argument/is proven wrong on something/gets ignored.
The usual suspects will only appear when he's here and will disappear when he's gone.
He usually likes using the following phrases which can be added to your filter list:

>yano
>laa
>good lad
>scran
>newfag
>creasing at
>ofsm
>thread celeb
>e-celeb
>classically handsome
>dench
>recursion

He plays the following characters in brit/pol:
Meme flag paki poster
Australian flag paki poster
dago
dench
elmer
wogdan
sosban
blocko
pube


He is also:

The Malaysia flag ragebaiter
The Singapore flag ragebaiter
The Muslim flag ragebaiter
Anyone who blames the paki posting / ragebaiting on "Bradley" or "Wogdan" is him. You'll see 1pbtid's appear to blame them after Josh's misdeeds
Random USA flags calling you names about your teeth / the king etc
Anyone who talks about not being able to own property
Anyone who says he "isn't even here" or that he "left ages ago"
He will also tell people to stop talking about him, but usually from a 1pbitd or sock puppet he has setup for use later.
Occasionally he will forget, then post something about himself on that ID.

Watch out for 1pbtid IDs (usually foren flags) that appear out of nowhere, call someone a "newfag" after someone asks why Josh is being a nonce/BTFO/posting ragebait that ID will then disappear, or agree with the nonce, then disappear, or attack "Wogdan" then disappear. Those are all him too.

Also be wary of anyone posting TikTok videos. Only nonces use TikTok and he's a nonce. So it could also be him.
Also anyone who seethes about this post.

>>513364810
you’re so behind mate, im a seasoned snake milker AND seed banker, gonna repopulate the earth and have untold wealth

>>513365002
>forgot to bank 20 years worth of seed
FUCK

>>513364914
palworld on steam

>>513365002
>>513365147
Banked my seed this morning for the first time in weeks, don't think it'll last tho

>Tottenham Turks vs. Hackney Turks
there's only one way to find out

Bogdan plays PalWorld because he has no real Pals

>>513364278
They're allowed to bring their entire families with them. And then obviously they will never leave.

THE SILENCE IS DEAFINING

>>513365161
Meh. If I'm going to play a survival game, I'll play a better one than that. Medieval Dynasty is not bad for what it is. Just about got stables unlocked and wolves are no longer a problem now that I've got decent leather (padded) armor.

Fucking hell. All the imaginary friends have come out to play.

>>513364847
state of it

>>513365431
you said pokemon rip off make up your mind

Starting me new job in wazza lads

>>513365433
fuck off bogdan you sad fat cunt

>>513365552
are you getting a home bargains uniform

>>513364278
House a little Gazan rat in your home

>>513365593
Its at Amazon la

>>513362717
Y’all are fags

It’s all about ZOMG and the grunnies

>>513365524
Palworld is a survival sandbox game. It has some Pokemon knockoff stuff crammed in there, but it is still a survival game and lacks the core aspects of the original. Frankly I grew bored with that one pretty quick. Not very interesting after the first couple days.

>luxury manchester apartment
so a council flat

>>513365769
You're a fucking nonce, filtered.

>

>>513365552
Unit 1, Riverside Retail Park, Cheshire, Warrington WA1 2GZ

>>513362605 (OP)
I used to log into neopets regularly just to sit and play the game "CHEAT" (aka "Bullshit") and spin the wheel of fortune

>>513365817
Bogdan facedoxx?

>>513365822
Amazon la

>>513365817
>it's against a niggers human rights not to live in Britain on benefits

>>513362605 (OP)
How do we stop Russian bots from undermining our democracy with fake news and disinformation?

>>513365817
>stuck in poland
The horror

>>513364278
I thought these were the browns it was ok to kill? October 7th or something

>>513365822
bit far for the goblin to walk and i doubt any buses from runny go to wazza during start times

>>513363910
>the prime moral issue threatening women isn't the foreign rape gangs, it's some teenagers and angry NEETs calling them fat on the internet
sometimes you can't help but to laugh at how retarded this clown world is

>>513365817
Why doesn't he go back to Poland so he can be with his fellow Negros of Europe?

>>513364525
I’ve done a job on the list

>useless scroungers having a meltdown over anon getting a job
And people wonder why the country has gone to hell.

>>513366102
j*sh larps

What a shit thread

>>513366075
mermaid?

>>513366102
Its lardlardanon la
Kek theyre alway seethn n all

DEAR BRITBONGS,

HONK HONK, CHIA IS THE MASTER RACE

GAS THE JUBJUBS RACE WAR NOW

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>513365782
play like a dragon: infinite wealth, it has pokemon mechanics plus its a better game than any western company has made for years

We need to verify your age before you can post here

>>513366041
>runny
>wazza
>live in poo
truly the toilet of England

>>513366075
I've been to a couple of snake milking places

>>513362694
Lupe. Speedrunning to lvl 200 and 850 str as we speak. Also you can't get RICOed for market manipulation in a video game.

WE AINT GOING TO JAIL!

>>513366240
>lupe
fuentes?

slit josh's throat

>>513366172
I’ve done two jobs from the list

>>513366211
Kino game

>>504506157
>>504509055
>>504509449
>>504511741
>>504516045
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

morning lads
corrrr what a comfy morning this morning
woke up at 3:45am
stayed in bed until 4:00am watching tiktok and swigging me mineral water to rehydrte
got up, had a wash, brushed me pegs, stuck on some fresh tunes
couple of hours to kill before I went out so figured I'd play warframe for a bit
breakcore and warframe is a lush combination
had me morning ashwagandha, two to be exact
went out at about 5:45am to go co-op and pick up me new tnf bag
#joshsgotabrandnewbag
was fuming when I left co-op because I realised I had to carry this big bore off package in me hands and I don't like not being hands free when I'm out on me walk
*light bulb appears above head*
took it out the packaging, sorted the straps out. put it on me back with me other backpack on the back
I'm a genius
gave me an arm rest too while I drank me coffee kek
not in work until wednesday so I've got today and tomorrow to just chill

>>513366236
Spoons?

Ugly jewish nonce going mad on his vpn again

>>513364914
I made 3 kangaroos then morphed them into dragons with pots.

>Muslim councillor is let off with calling to slit dissident throats
>your councils who can't afford to do bins have emergency staff on tap to remove British flags

I mean it's not even a meme anymore, what the fuck is wrong with you bongs
>t. On holiday here

I used to love playing whack a kass, and the ice cream game

>>513366582
Councils dont do the bins la

Bongaloids

>>513362605 (OP)

So fucking tired of the antics of blacks.

>>513366318
>Lupe Fuentes

>>513366675
I think theyr sound me

So what are you going to do when your job as "britpol moderator" is banned?

>>513366731
vpn

>>513362605 (OP)
Thames water say the 1.5 billion loan will run out by Christmas, ffs

>>513365999

lolz
fucking LEL
Many such cases.

Greater Manchester Police 'failed to record 80,000 crimes in a year'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55251366

Sussex Police failed to record over 20,000 crimes, says watchdog
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-65254754

Dyfed-Powys Police is failing to record thousands of crimes
https://hmicfrs.justiceinspectorates.gov.uk/news/news-feed/dyfed-powys-police-failing-to-record-thousands-of-crimes/

>>513366142
>>513366173
Whoever it is, they're betraying their own ineptitude.
They find it unbelievable that someone could have a job. Something the vast majority of humanity can manage. Even niggers.
Embarrassing.

>>513366586
Sounds very gay

>>513366894

lolz

Police failing to record thousands of crimes, including rape
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/15/police-failing-to-record-thousands-of-crimes-including

Metropolitan Police is failing to record more than 94,500 crimes every year
https://news.sky.com/story/police-fail-to-record-tens-of-thousands-of-crimes-watchdog-finds-11439192

lmao

>flagfilter increasing
Keep filtering forenflags and memefoags. Makes me seethe.

So many worthless posts, so much pointless filterbait from jobless obese retards desperate for attention but deserving none whatsoever.

>>513365817
>stuck in Poland
And we're supposed to believe they make it from central africa, across the sahara, across the med, across europe, and all the way up here all by themselves?

>>513366723
gay retard

>>513366843
Most won't. Britpol will die. It will just be you, talking to yourself... well. even more obviously than normal

>>513367127
Ok josh

So many worthless posts, so much pointless filterbait from jobless obese retards desperate for attention but deserving none whatsoever.

>>513367182
I'm not Josh. Is this some shit parlour game? I've already been called Bogdan, despite having no idea who that is.

>>513367371
Shit larp josh

Never change GCHQ

Is this the new job that lad was on about?

>>513366582
We are an occupied nation. The ultra-woke university-educated liberal-elites control all levers of power. Police, government, the courts, politics, media etc. Literal traitors have seized power are are running the country to its' doom.

>>513367523
kys paedophile

>>513362605 (OP)
WHO'S READY FOR /chuk/????
Which side will you support?

https://files.catbox.moe/xytpge.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xytpge.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xytpge.mp4

ps: Yes, that Richard Kemp. kek

>>513367490
HURRRRR
Yeaaaa of course it was lad hurrrrrr

>>513367570
>Random utterings from a brain damaged liberal

would you ever shag a boomer ?

British right-wingers need a new flag. Union Jack is the flag of the regime. Lenin would've never used Imperial flag for his organisation. Hitler had his own flag. French Revolutionaries had their own flag.

I got almost £200k from an inheritance. I tried to keep working but when the bad days came around I just said to myself "you don't need to be here", rather than "you need to pay rent". So I stopped working for a while.
Thing is once I had that money I just couldn't think of anything worthwhile spending it on, now I've wasted most of it and I'm going to have to go back to work.
I would rather have a reason to live or a good job, money actually means nothing.

>>513367675
You okay bud? Was your day not cracking or productive? Did your starlink go down again while you were on facebook being a normie since you got fired?

>>513367705
mods this poster is a paedophile who saves images of little girls

>>513367801
Buy Monero

>>513367801
200k isn't enough to sack off work entirely

>>513367804
Today was a productive day actually seeing as you asked.
Got offered a new job and secured a hot date on Sunday with a nice chick

How was yours you absolute melt?

>>513367952
It's a larp

>>513367658
the thing that i dont get is that the majority only seem to want a stop to illegal immigration (which absolutely i agree with) but when it comes to the matter of those who come here legally or have been born here they're just as british as you and me. removing all illegals in the country still won't make a dent in the demographic problem and rise of islam. if they're not moving here, they were born here, some of their parents from generations back.
>>513367772
cornish flag, st pirans flag. flag that represents a group of people who want to separate but this time it represents the english instead of pirate oceanpeople who think they're not english (yes i am aware the flag represents an irish guy who saved cornwall or something but nobody cares about that).

>>513367987
No you didn't

>>513367987
no you didn't you're here sperging out as you always do you sad normie cunt lmfao

>>513363934
lot of denials. lads are learning

>>513367952
I know, I tried to do a couple of things but they both didn't work out, all the money has gone on rent, gas and food somehow.
Shameful shit really, never expected to live forever on it but I did think I could use it to change my situation but I failed and soon I'll be back where I started or maybe even worse.
>>513367917
Money's gone mate, that's what the post was about

>>513368006
>the thing that i dont get is that the majority only seem to want a stop to illegal immigration
Remigration might work but I doubt it.
As history teaches us, the demographics and the rise of Islam can only be solved through war.
This is why the war is inevitable, as Kemp says.

>>513368006
Rotate the white cross 45 degrees and it would be perfect. Sargoy of a Cuck was posting how he likes British flag because it's "trad", but well, where did the tradition of progressive British democracy led us exactly

>all this seethe
Delish

>>513367987
I've had a cracking productive day lad.
Made a cool 50 zł for riding my segway around and scrubbing bogs.
Now going to order a kosher kebab to treat myself once the wogs in my HMO have gone to mosque.
How's your poor dole scum arse been today?
Had fun spouting the same shite about your brit/pol celebrities that you did last week, and the week before that, and that week before that?
If you actually had a life or a job, I wouldn't be so mean to you.
Haha.

>>513364278
Its going to be single men ages 18-30 all claiming to be 17 and orphaned with no documents

>>513367772
Pendragon flag

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce352r2dy4wo

>blames the system

Should blame herself

Shalommmm fuckers

>>513364377
mental that the public supporting these schemes can't see what it will lead to. More foreigners with grudges against the British

Happening at Westminster Bridge

When I say "OOGA! MIP MUP!"
You Say "Dont' stab me, heres my wallet and phone!"

3 dead, hundreds of arrests.

>>513368653
nothing is happening at westminster bridge

We have taken over Paris. Soon you are next

>>513368864
Fascinating.

>>513368802
>Westminster Bridge closed due to 'police incident' as cops rush to Central London
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2096591/westminster-bridge-closed-police-london

>>513364950
and that's three
fuck off josh nobody cares and most don't notice
someone ban this cunt till he learns some discipline

>>513368933
from your own link you mong:
>The bridge has now reopened.
it was someone trying to jump

>>513368933
>6 hours ago: Police confirm 'mental health-related incident'
The Metropolitan Police has confirmed the incident is mental health-related and that there have been no injuries.
>1 hour ago: bridge reopens
Nothing burger. Read nigga, read!

>>513368892
Filleted

>>513369041
Kek
Done him

>>513369041
I just read the headlines

>>513369041
lmao

>>513368006
People are being arrested for protesting illegals who are raping and murdering.

What do you think would happen if they showed up at arrivals at Gatwick telling the migrants to go back home?

>>513369163
Clearly.

>>513369163
at least you're honest

>>513368630
what public support?
i've yet to talk to a single person that isn't anti boat and we are barely affected by it here

>>513368630
i believe that the majority of foreigners have grudges against us and its been shown that even if some integrate to a degree their descendants likely will not. obviously muslims will never integrate. people from countries colonised by us rarely forgive or just get arrogant about how their shithole is better, their people are better and has more culture. maybe they'd be fine in isolated pockets where they're forced to integrate but as soon as another from their country or ethnic group comes they start largely hanging around with them and any progress is lost.
can't blame them, it's human nature to want to be around their own. and that's the thing really, people prefer their own and feel safer among their own, someone from a very different continent like africa or asia will obviously stand out and people will trust them less.
if you moved here from france or germany (though why would you, shit over there and shit over here but at least its pretty over there), yeah we have our differences but we are much more similar than we are different. they blend in physically (i think we're all very genetically similar anyway), the culture is very similar and they can't get on their high horse about colonisation or anything the british people have done historically because they've all done the same, our empire was just the most successful.
i've just learnt that even if we were as shit of a race as jeets i'd still prefer being around my own because few else will truly accept me. it's just how people work.

>>513362605 (OP)
Theyve frozen all old neopets accounts.

I have submitted a ticket. I think I used a fake birthdate.

>dole spastics are a dying breed. If this continues there won't be any left within a decade. Benefits will become a memory

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y0lne3vzzo

>>513362605 (OP)
I've been meaning to ask this for a long time:
What happened to the britpol OP pic with the stereorypical Briish urban landscape, grey buildings, Kebap shops, coppers beating pedestrians and so on? It was a 'Where's Waldo?' type image with lots of little details and had a calendar and/or season theme. Last time I saw it must have been circa 2020.

Me big dumb dumb too dumb 4 big smarty words, me put up flag but got no heaf n safea

These women are fucking insuffereable, what are they called? The Lanyard class?

watching hitler videos with me mum and me dad and me gran and a bucket of vindaloo

>>513369614
archive.4plebs.org

>>513369614
Wasn't that more britfeels thing on r9k?

>>513369163
You'd get on with landlordanon

>>513369689
fucking fall and die

>>513369214
The migrants would get additional benefits for stress

>>513367882
>Crazed loonings of a brain-rotted liberal

>>513369729
I'm not spergy enough

>>513369614
That was /britfeel/ on r9k. They stopped using it now.

>>513368251
if you believe what biblical prophecy says about the last days then it will be a blanket ban and destruction of all religion and will come from the United Nations joining together against a common enemy to remove religion from politics for good, the book of Revelations describes this as a time such has never been seen on the earth before and never will again.

can you get TOO radicalised? asking for a friend

>>513369415
>it's just how people work.
Exactly true. Which shows that the so called british that hate the English and want us replaced such as the hope not h8 lot and the union labour agitators, are likely simply as foreign and ranjeet from pooland and nig noggy wog. Their distain for our culture and people is the tell.

>>513369689
I wish the people filming these traitors would confront them instead of being too afraid and hiding behind their phones waiting for someone else to confront the abhorrent acts.

>>513369415
>can't blame them
You 100% can blame them. If a person is a problem, it doesn't matter if there is a logical reasonable explanation why the person is a problem. He's still a problem and there's nothing wrong in having feelings about it.

>we'll starve them into work
Seems like a good plan tbqhwy

>>513369928
There is right-wing and wrong-wing. There is no downside in becoming more right (correct).

>>513369895
The quality dropped on there. Most of the posters don't care about anything other than trying to mog each other. Very similar to some posters from here, and /int/.

Something is happening, that has not happened for an age.

>>513369929
Great flag. The St Georges cross causes rage and seethe amongst forrins. Yes technically the English flag is the 3 golden griffins on a red background but the George cross has the seethe factor.

>>513369929
There should be a flag for the British right, not for England only

>>513370390
Only ever been there to troll pube. Just looked like a bunch of people ready to an hero tbqh

>>513370547
>There should be a flag for the British right, not for England only
Fuck Britain, it is a failed multi-ethnic civic-nationalist state. My loyalties are to England and England only. Better yet for Wessex to split from Britain and be free of the London cess pit completely.

>>513370547
>a flag for the British right
Yeah. Here's your union flag.

>uncle is a leftie who likes Kier Starmer, likes Kevin Maguire
>also likes wogball
Maybe I should get him one of those Reform FC shirts for shits and giggles.

>>513370519
The simplicity of it, the white background with emblazoned with a blood red cross. It is so striking in how powerful a symbol it is, in it's simplicity, purpose and intent.
It's why for the late 1990s and early 2000s Blair and Labour tried very, very hard and were successful for a time to associate the love of the St. George's cross with only far-right fringe elements that is only acceptable to fly during the National Football team playing.
That has now gone and people using it as a symbol of rebellion, in their own country shows how far we've come.

>>513369928
Yes.

The Protocols of Zion are a great example. If you believe it to be true, it will turn you into a fanatic. You will ruin your life and burn every bridge while feeling completely self-righteous and justified.

And yet the Protocols are just a a respin of the Dialogue in Hell.

>>513369689
They always have been the biggest threat. They're the ones who hold the gates open for the barbarians.

>>513370804
That's a very good flag, revolutionary, rejects the past, uncompromising, has a clear ideological commitment

>>513370802
london will be free one day and we will transform it into a marvel as powerful as nyc or as beautiful as paris
i am full of hope and i believe

>>513370780
There are some good posters there, I was probably a bit harsh. It is similar to here, with nice lads who try to help and support each other at times.

>>513369689
Doesn't look very safe that ladder could have fallen on a car and caused an accident. The council should come and take the ladder down.

ahem

NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love from USA

>>513362694
>hehe look I was a child once

is this hasbara?

>>513370866
Your post makes no sense. Why would a lefty like starmer?

>>513371233
He was probably the one uploading all of the furry porn, scamming tombola and telling us to let Nimmo in.;

>>513371322
He brought the boot down on the 'far right'

It was only after Miles Pickering arrived at Scotland Yard following his arrest that the police realised they had got things embarrassingly wrong.

>The T-shirt worn by the Brighton engineer did not express support for a proscribed terrorist group, instead the words on it read “Plasticine Action” and inside the letter “o” was an image of the stop-motion character Morph giving two thumbs up.

The arrest happened – one of 532 that day – at a protest in Parliament Square in London on 9 August, after a police officer glanced at his top.


>He had been arrested under section 13 of the Terrorism Act 2000, which makes it an offence to wear anything supporting a proscribed organisation. A senior officer asked the arresting officer if he could arrest Pickering under section 12, which could have brought a more serious charge of supporting a proscribed group.

“[The arresting officer] said: ‘No, I can’t.’ And they said: ‘Why not?’ He said: ‘Because he hasn’t got Palestine Action written on him. He’s got Plasticine Action written on him.’”

>About five minutes later, the arresting officer approached him again. “He said: ‘I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.’ I said: ‘What’s the good news?’ He said: ‘I’m de-arresting you.’

“And I said: ‘What’s the bad news?’ He said: ‘It’s going to be really embarrassing for me.’ And then I walked free, while all the real heroes are the people that are actually getting arrested.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/18/protester-arrested-wearing-plasticine-action-t-shirt-palestine-gaza-protest

>>513371357
do NOT I repeat do NOT listen to the Hissi jews

>>513371416
he'll be moaning about the browns soon enough when it affects him

>>513371322
More people like him than you would think. Still not many, but those who do see him as being tough, decisive, strong on law and order. He's a lawyer and he doesn't take shit from lawbreakers.

>putting dole spastics in HMO'S equivalent to a 1950's slum
Lol

>>513369415

This is the truth. In-group preference, the stuff Rudyard kipling spoke about - having a cultural kinship with your neighbour. But also the genetic/familial factor that us native Brits share. As the jolly heretic pointed out, the average random Brit is your 16th cousin; the last common ancestor we had with a sub-saharan was several millions of years ago, which would make them our several hundred-thousandth cousins.

They really do hate us as well. At best, its an envious suspicion; at worst (as we've sadly seen) they literally want us to die, stoked up by the sense of grievance and victimhood the establishment and acadeamia feeds them.

It's easy to see the connection with the suicidality and out group preference of the left, and the fact that they are all largely social rejects and genetic mutants. The upper/middle class poshos get guilted and indoctrinated into it, but they all end up seeing the light eventually.

>>513371724
i wonder how many leftists who support the bameification of society have to live around or deal with them and how many do but put their heads in the sand

weren't brits supposed to disappear a week ago or something?

>>513371322
Starmer was Jeremy Corbyns deputy, he was and still is very, very Left Wing but one year before 2024 election Blair ordered Starmer to attend his private course on how to present himself better to the public, it didn't win him any fans from the Left but it did enough at the time to convince many people in the media and public that he was a safe pair of hands (didn't convince me) that he was a safer option, the moderate position against the Tories.
He is absolutely Left wing.
I also have an Uncle who is an ardent trade Unionist, Labour voter but won't stop moaning about inflation and the boat wogs.
These retards have some special cognitive dissonance.

I Support Plasticine Action

>>513372107
Labour will hold the loyalty of twats like that until the day they die. They’re addicted to economic tribalism. Labour can’t fuck them hard enough to ever lose their vote.

>>513371798
>"we're building more homes for British people"

Without googling can you remember the names of Morphs friends? One was a paler version of him and one was a bigger blue thing

>>513372032
yeah but then the avengers went back in time and brought us all back

The wedge that is driven between the working class and middle class whites is also clearly orchestrated. The antipathy 'educated' middle class kids have for the average Brit, and the corresponding antipathy through association they have towards those grotesquely plebian ideas of nativism and nationalism / in-group preference is a big obstacle in the way of progress.

Neopets were for the poors who couldn't afford REAL pokemon.
What's the topic again?

HMO's are going to become something akin to small community mental health units with all the proper mongs housed together so they don't get raped and murdered by bames and dole scroungers who'll be housed in standard HMO's. Imagine living next door to a house full of mongs. Just imagine that

>>513372380
you even see it in here

>>513372347
mark speight, kirsten o'brien

Plasticine did nothing wrog.

Wahey. Just agreed a job with a 75k salary. That's enough money for me to deal with some bullshit at least.

>>513371716
>Arresting people for terrorism for wearing a T-shirt
In my day you had to kill people. Today you only need to mildly disprove of government policy.

>>513372549
Larpnonce

>>513372549
josh larp after his earlier one failed

>>513372549
post hand and confirmation of employment
you wont because youre a fat nonce larping on a proxy
sad cunt

>>513362605 (OP)
My first neopet was a shroyu, but same day I snagged a red Buzz that someone was trying to trade through the adoption center, kek. Saved me a lot of time.

>>513372633
>>513372706
Seethe neet losers. You'll never amount to anything.

>>513372633
>>513372706
>falling for obvious bate

>>513372107
Labour are doing nothing left wing though. That's my point
I know lefties who voted Labour and regret it

>>513372445

Old habits die hard. You have to wonder how long it's been going on for. And look, speaking as someone whose parents were both on the dole long term, we have that weird sneering attitude towards those more fortunate than us. It may have some kind of natural element to it, but the middle class derision that's leveraged towards the lower classes is obviously far more pernicious and consequential than some lads in the pub mocking rich kids.

>>513372818
>cant post proof
josh larp confirmed sad fat nonce

>>513367658

The only thing we ever wanted was to be left alone, to preserve our civilization.

We must end birthright citizenship and revoke it for those that claim that status. Jus sanguinis, like most of the rest of the world is how Britain should operate.

If I am elected I will introduce it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_sanguinis

>>513362605 (OP)
grarrl main here

>>513362755
>This thread is gayer than Starmer

>>513372107
>>513372865
Oh yeah I read your last bit. I think most "lefties" are just mongs who are apolitical. Tell them they can punch a nazi and have a deliveroo or get cheap labour for their business and they're happy

>>513372633
>>513372706
>>513372798
>>513372822
>t.

>>513372865
>Labour are doing nothing left wing though
Not true

>starts paki posting because his larp was exposed
ahahahaha fat nonce cunt hes malding

is english being your first language cringe?

>>513371108
>london will be free one day

just got off the phone with Sir Keir, got myself a new job as the Official Downing Street Snake Milker

Moderate to high salary makes neets seethe apparently. Maybe they should have tried harder instead of being useless losers without any value to anyone else.

>>513372865
>Open borders isn't Left wing
You silly tart.

>>513372871
Nationalism , football, the st george flag. It probably comes from a misguided sense of self preservation, they think if they join the pile-on against white brits they will somehow be spared.

>umm labour are le far right naziz ACKCHUALLY
Stop falling for obvious bait

>>513373202
cry more you fat nonce cunt youve been rumbled hahahaha
>totally not a larp guys i cant post any proof
gets rumbled
>paki posting starts
hahahahahaha sad fatty boom boom malding

>>513373202
that's so skibidi of you

New

>>513373295
>>513373295
>>513373295

>>513373316
delulu

>>513372871
It's all ego.

>>513373188
Makes sense. Pedo judges defend pedos, tranny judge defends trannies.

>>513373319
>>513373316
75k isn't that much to command these days. If you're not a low iq wage that is.
Or a neet with no future. Like you two.

>>513370866
>Maybe I should get him one of those Reform FC shirts for shits and giggles.

>>513373503
skibidi rizz

>>513369898
if you don't believe that sounds fucking stupid
you fix faith with education and living standards, if you just ban specific organizations the retards don't stop believing they just believe in something else
you can't legislate away gullibility

>>513372549
Fuck off josh

>>513373072
You've got him on the ropes