Thread 513363084

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Anonymous (ID: ek467YsQ) 8/18/2025, 2:49:46 PM No.513363084 >>513363144 >>513363233 >>513363377 >>513363395 >>513363599 >>513363741 >>513363800 >>513363813 >>513366156 >>513366248 >>513366528 >>513366787 >>513368645 >>513368722 >>513369069 >>513369965

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this must be a dream job for /pol/tards

Anonymous (ID: aWYag54t)

8/18/2025, 2:50:46 PM No.513363144 >>513363254 >>513363341

>>513363084 (OP)
I volunteer

Anonymous (ID: XrEGIJzh)

8/18/2025, 2:51:55 PM No.513363217

does that mean he shits on a bag lmao

Anonymous (ID: HN4cT3d4) 8/18/2025, 2:52:11 PM No.513363233

>>513363084 (OP)
He is a robot and robot don't poop

Anonymous (ID: cVxd4hMK)

8/18/2025, 2:52:37 PM No.513363254 >>513364040

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>>513363144
Checks out

Anonymous (ID: kJj48v4M)

8/18/2025, 2:54:07 PM No.513363341

>>513363144
>fpbp
>tftp
>dubs
you won the 4chings

Anonymous (ID: 410ulYGF)

8/18/2025, 2:54:14 PM No.513363349

It's to hide his health, if it's good, or if it's bad, that is a variable you can feed into the io neural gelpacks doing game theory 4 of simulations, we are going to need to prepare for more Putin or his replacement? Also there's information about the nature of the copium going through his veins and that would provide information that could further be used to shape the battlefield.

Anonymous (ID: YOY9Q5fa)

8/18/2025, 2:54:31 PM No.513363377

>>513363084 (OP)
It's cause of the DNA, that's how they found Bin Laden remember.

Anonymous (ID: VoAuzNmq)

8/18/2025, 2:54:46 PM No.513363395 >>513363800 >>513369942

>>513363084 (OP)
>carry a poop case around
>Trump invites you to Alaska and offers you a warm welcome
>zelecuck watches and seethes while kyiyiyiyiv gets struck with ShahChads for the twentieth time for the night outside of his window
if that’s it I’m in

Anonymous (ID: JY8Z2NlE)

8/18/2025, 2:58:35 PM No.513363599

>>513363084 (OP)
hes just like me

Anonymous (ID: XlLZblDF)

8/18/2025, 3:00:36 PM No.513363741 >>513365420

>>513363084 (OP)
U.S. does this too. Some Secret Service agent collects Trump's shit.

Anonymous (ID: SMBqqaP+)

8/18/2025, 3:01:34 PM No.513363800 >>513364629 >>513365202

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>>513363084 (OP)
>>513363395
Why are Ruskies so needlessly secretive?

Anonymous (ID: FguFprBO)

8/18/2025, 3:01:51 PM No.513363813

>>513363084 (OP)
Dude was in the KGB, he knows what’s up.

Anonymous (ID: TCtSV0WG)

8/18/2025, 3:05:58 PM No.513364040

>>513363254
Thats narcissism actually, because when you critique them and make fun of them, they say how they will double down on the critique instead of recognizing the critique and saying they will do better.

Anonymous (ID: w3KyxG2K)

8/18/2025, 3:15:31 PM No.513364629

>>513363800
1) Voodoo bastards will try to hex Pootin using his pup.
2) Putin fanboys who consider him sun-faced God Emperor of mankind will steal poop to make healing poultice - also gross
3) Putin fangirls will try to extract DNA to impregnate themselves with Putin genome or make a Putin clone from scavenged DNA so they have their very own home Putin

Anonymous (ID: VoAuzNmq)

8/18/2025, 3:24:52 PM No.513365202

>>513363800
Putler puts his poop into missiles to dispose of Ukrainians

Anonymous (ID: VRXnwQdD)

8/18/2025, 3:28:26 PM No.513365420

>>513363741
>80 years of McDonald's and Fanta
Imagine the smell

Anonymous (ID: yl2sAwqv)

8/18/2025, 3:38:54 PM No.513366094

The nigga probably has Parkinsons or something like it and they want to hide it.

Anonymous (ID: zjaGEPhn)

8/18/2025, 3:39:59 PM No.513366156

>>513363084 (OP)
the shills wouldn't mind at least. They're already all jeets

Anonymous (ID: Yz6O5phj)

8/18/2025, 3:41:50 PM No.513366248 >>513368938

>>513363084 (OP)
But the MI6 told me it's not the real Putin. Why would they need to collect the excrement of a double?!

Anonymous (ID: Ju72ZBsx)

8/18/2025, 3:45:48 PM No.513366528

>>513363084 (OP)
only if they were allowed to collect all of it with their mouths

Anonymous (ID: rjAFXctQ) 8/18/2025, 3:49:28 PM No.513366787

>>513363084 (OP)
Dunno know what's funnier. The glowniggers who dig his poop, and the guards who protect it.

Anonymous (ID: dDJyL5tS)

8/18/2025, 4:17:32 PM No.513368645 >>513368968

>>513363084 (OP)
every world leader does this, fyi

Anonymous (ID: DArrWEBb)

8/18/2025, 4:18:48 PM No.513368722

>>513363084 (OP)
Dang, they think of everything. So, Putin doesn't flush. They collect his used TP too, amazing.

Trollzar (ID: 0H+kfplh)

8/18/2025, 4:21:43 PM No.513368938

>>513366248
MI6 said he was an android. No joke.

Trollzar (ID: 0H+kfplh)

8/18/2025, 4:22:14 PM No.513368968 >>513370251

>>513368645
I know

Anonymous (ID: DmHRFePw)

8/18/2025, 4:23:40 PM No.513369069

>>513363084 (OP)
That also makes a good place to hide the Epstein files that President Trump turned over to him Friday.
No one is going to want to look in there.

Anonymous (ID: kwrQqOOr)

8/18/2025, 4:34:11 PM No.513369828

The manure must only be used to replenish RUSSIAN soil. Americans crave putin’s steamy manure but their farms cannot have it.

Anonymous (ID: LiLRvIxt)

8/18/2025, 4:35:38 PM No.513369942

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>>513363395
Z

Anonymous (ID: oMFCOuXq)

8/18/2025, 4:35:56 PM No.513369965

>>513363084 (OP)
nu/pol/troons wouldn't bother gathering it in a baggie, they'd just eat it

Anonymous (ID: VRXnwQdD)

8/18/2025, 4:40:07 PM No.513370251

>>513368968
Flag checks out

Anonymous (ID: KidRUWYh)

8/18/2025, 4:41:02 PM No.513370318

We do this too. The secret service takes a portable toilet everywhere overseas to collect the presidents shit and piss to avoid having his DNA collected.