Thread 513364432

Are you joining the good fight?

I tried but I am declared clinically insane by a federal court so they wouldn't let me even though I take my medications.

>>513364432 (OP)
>just become a target for the cartels
weird the retards will do that after covid when their families rated them out

>>513364432 (OP)
can i join if i smoke weed? if so im joining asap but im firm on this and probably so are they

>>513364432 (OP)
do they take felons?

>>513364529
i got diagnosed with schizo tendencies because i said there were loud cars outside and the pajeet doctor wanted to make money by pushing pills, is yours worse or better than my diagnosis?

>>513366765
would also like to know this

NGL I’ve thought about it considering my current career is a completely fake and gay dead end, but at the same time, I just don’t really see the point. It’s not like it’s going to lead to a much better career or political office or something.

The hard truth is that in America you need at a minimum to go to the right schools and work and live in the right places through your 20s or you’re fucked forever. A biography which reads that someone worked retail or ever left their hometown until they were 33 is garbage sadly and for that reason nobody will ever hire you into a really high end career or vote you into political office or allow you to do any of the things that are worth doing in this life that can be more than just waging to get by.

>>513366765
Damn, I thought you died, faggot

>>513367561
God damn you are one whiney pussy

>>513364432 (OP)
I'm too old

>>513367561
In 3 years once Trump is gone and the jews intall the next globalist libshit they will fire every ice agent so its 100% a dwad end job

>>513364432 (OP)
Uniform included!

It seems like a good job in the short term but what will you do ten years from now?
Unless you're going in to law enforcement or security then it's not going to look good on a resume.

>>513364432 (OP)
Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.

>>513367959
You expecting there to be jobs of any kind 10 years from now?

>>513364432 (OP)
>sign up and get the bonus
>immediately quit
>sign up again
>???
>infinite money

>>513364432 (OP)
Americans have too much high fructose in their system to function

>>513368058
Yes. AI is fake and gay.

>>513364432 (OP)
every Us soldier should be mocked and humiliated
I'll contract a gaggle of jeets to spam the most cucked demoralization against US soldiers,they are literally becoming slaves to pedophile kikes who hate them, defending the interests of NIGGERS who rape their daughters and upkeep the order that gives pajeets American jobs so they can sit back, scratch their dirty asshole and make 200k a year doing nothing
soldiers are the biggest cucks in existence,the little twink fag getting buck broken at the gay nigger cuck orgie is less cucked than a US soldier


make videos that make fun and humiliate dead Us soldiers

>>513364432 (OP)
I applied

>>513364432 (OP)
Yup I applied idgaf. To get paid to be a racist bully irl sounds fun

>>513364432 (OP)
I smoke weed, I'm too antisocial to get a clearance (no references), and all these jobs are gone when a dem inevitably comes into power. Nope, someone else can get stabbed by Paco before the next corrupt president lets him right back in.

>>513368154
Eh, it's a livin

>>513366765
Drug test is one of the requirements.

>>513364432 (OP)
This is bullshit. I just went on the website and they still have 37yo max age requirement, no bonus to mention, and must have a master degree just to get a street level position. So basically, they will only get liberal men imbedded into the program, because conservative men don’t go to college, especially grad school. So it seems counterintuitive to have these requirements.

>>513367561
>john fetterman
disproves your whole spiel. But the truth is, if you're handsome and smart you can game the system. HR roasties will see your linkedin profile and ask themselves "would I swipe right on tinder". If yes, you are going to get the interview. Now you act like the confident lead man in some chick flick movie in your interview, make the HR roasties laugh, finish their sentences. Treat it like a fun date. You're hired. I literally got my first finance job as a HS dropout with no degree this way. Everyone who interviewed me was a woman who was clearly attracted to me.

>>513367602
you dont know me

>>513364432 (OP)
Do they hire foreigners?

>>513367335
thats psychiatric malpractice and u can sue

>>513368516
rip. guess ill just keep being a NEET then

>>513368850
False:

https://www.usajobs.gov/job/838081000

40 year old maximum, literally any 4 year degree, for those with zero prior Govt work experience.

If you got a 3.0 GPA or better you'll be a higher pay grade as well. With the GL-7 paygrade, premium pay modifier and bonus they're offering, yeah, you could make $100k ,at least in the first few years or so. d

The biggest issue for most people is going to be getting a SECRET level clearance and the fitness test.

>>513364432 (OP)
no. fake and gay bullshit that won't actually help anything. getting rid of cheap labor doesn't punish the companies who enable it in the first place.

>>513364432 (OP)
DHS/ICE aren't making mass arrests and deportations. They are going to be used for martial law.

>>513364432 (OP)
I wish I could
They hiring foreigners too?

No age caps? Looked a few weeks ago and even an investigator needed to be 36 or younger to apply. Will check right now. Hold please.

>>513371401
need to be a US citizen

>>513371489
No age cap if you're a qualified veteran or prior law enforcement.

For the standard ICE officer position, its 40 or younger for general public.

https://www.usajobs.gov/job/838081000

Its important to note there are a lot of requirements, most applicants will have to move to another area, which is going to stop most people from applying. You can select to stay in a certain "area" like Atlanta, but even that could be denied but even if approved you may be placed in an area 1 hour outside of atlanta or farther.

>>513364432 (OP)
The physical fitness tests are notoriously brutal, so no. I'd fail them horrendously. Evidently something like 90% of applicants don't pass them.

USA jobs. gov ICE Special Investigator - -The date immediately preceding an individual's 37th birthday is the last day to be referred for selection consideration (certain exclusions apply).-
Says it's a physical job. Guess to discourage you if you are the ripe old age of 38.

>>513366765
I applied. When the question about buying, using, possesing schedule I-IV substances came up, Marijuana was not specifically listed as an example unlike other common drugs.

>>513367959
Im going back to my early retirement after this administration if Vance doesn't win 2028.

>>513371911
Theyre less brutal than the army. Lots of twinks and fatties can do the army PT test and O course.

>>513371818
Impenetrable bureaucracy same as it ever was.
See pages of ICE help wanted for healthcare, doctors, nurses, psych docs, dentists. Those captured people are going to get some world class health evals. Lucky.

>>513371911

I was looking at those, yeah, thats going to weed out a LOT of people.

All applicants must pass the PAA prior to graduation from FLETC. The PAA consists of two parts: Criterion Task Test (CTT) and a 1.5 mile run. The CTT consists of a timed obstacle course that involves a vehicle exit, barrier surmount, low crawl, window egress, stair climb, repeat crawl, pre-cuffing position, 175 lbs. dummy drag, repeat barrier surmount, and a sprint. The CTT is then followed by a 1.5 mile run in 14 minutes and 30 seconds or less.


I think I could do it, but id need to train even more than I am already.

>>513367767
>Dems will give us free unemployment for doing nothing
Sounds like a win-win.

>>513364432 (OP)
Hey lawfags,
Would buying a self driving car and then letting the blind guy be the driver to the raids be ADA complaint or nah? Asking for a freinf

>>513371244
>DHS/ICE aren't making mass arrests and deportations
shills will be held accountable for their online activities.
> 25-year Lancaster resident deported by ICE
Twelve days after ICE arrested Soliman, she was put on a plane to the Philippines
https://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/25-year-lancaster-resident-deported-by-ice/article_b1a8f3b6-e9c7-4a67-a643-796dc86629e0.html

ICE doesn't hire in canada so no, and our "ICE" is just rcmpiggers.

you gotta be a cityfag to do it, all the jobs are in spic epicenters. no love for us country boys...

>>513369836
Is weed "legal" where you live?
There will always be tests, prolly these days just to make sure you arent on meth/heroin. godspeed.

>>513371401
join your coastguard. They seem pretty based when they are actually allowed to do their job.

>>513364432 (OP)
I just feel at my golden years of my late 40s its too late but I think my mid fourties he is 5'11" 260 pounds and I am trying to get him to try, he's a loser like me and makes like 36K yearly as a fast food manager. So it's a big upgrade but he is too scared.

>>513372009
oh wow so there is hope. ok im ganna apply then. 6'2 white male here

>>513364432 (OP)
What are the physical requirements?

>>513364432 (OP)
They only want to hire white people.

>>513374465
Nvm someone answered already.

>>513374531
Have you watched any ICE vids?

>>513364432 (OP)
If they let you lock in a state or even a region with a 100% guarantee (they let you give a preference but say it doesn't mean anything) more people would do it, but with it being akin to military service where you're deployed wherever they want it's not worth it to most people.

>>513374143
5'11 and 260 pounds.... man come on, be realistic, do you think he can actually do this PT test??

All applicants must pass the PAA prior to graduation from FLETC. The PAA consists of two parts: Criterion Task Test (CTT) and a 1.5 mile run. The CTT consists of a timed obstacle course that involves a vehicle exit, barrier surmount, low crawl, window egress, stair climb, repeat crawl, pre-cuffing position, 175 lbs. dummy drag, repeat barrier surmount, and a sprint. The CTT is then followed by a 1.5 mile run in 14 minutes and 30 seconds or less.

Im 6'2 and 220 and I currently do 2200 calories a week of hiking up a local mountain and I think I would for sure struggle with this test, I would have to train and I have really good cardio, I can handle over 1 straight hour of level 4+ cardio with some level 5 mixed in.

>>513364432 (OP)
>no age caps
Actual boomer army lmao

>>513364432 (OP)
>have to touch browns
yucky
why don't we train dogs to round them up and herd them to the border

I'm crypto retired and considering it, but I honestly just don't want to work. Might be a good idea to get the health insurance and get checked out, maybe work long enough to qualify for unemployment and then quit, but I dunno.

>>513367561
>It’s not like it’s going to lead to a much better career or political office or something.
The vast majority of federal jobs are only open to current federal workers, so yeah you can leverage it into another job pretty easily if you make friends with the local HR stooge. Just be prepared to inevitably move to DC if you want to advance your career past a certain point.

>>513368078
Every job holds onto your signing bonus for 90 days or so. dumb mongoloid rape baby

>>513374531
They have BBC golems for when the going gets tough,

>>513364432 (OP)
>>513366765
they actually have pretty strict requirements from what I remember, contrary to what the fag writers for South Park want you to believe
>t. looked into this a month ago

shills starting the work week off with a bang i see, really aiming high with the recruitment threads by targeting the NEETs who start Monday morning by looking at /pol/. great idea. you must have been the top of your class at West Point.

by the way- DHS set up as domestic gestapo after 9/11 was done by Israel and the CIA, and you are all traitors guilty of treason for trampling on the constitutional rights of americans. the founding fathers wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>513364432 (OP)
the pay is kind of shit but it would be rewarding in other ways i guess (like getting to be on the front line of deporting the horde of spics that invaded our country)

>>513364432 (OP)
50k?
I'm in my 40s, no criminal record. White at over 6 foot do I get extra for that?

>>513374910
>Might be a good idea to get the health insurance and get checked out, maybe work long enough to qualify for unemployment and then quit, but I dunno.
real organic phrasing there, Agent ProstateOrgasm

counterpoint: joining the domestic army targeting Americans on the eve of WW3 is not, in fact, a good way to "get the heath insurance and qualify for unemployment" because it requires you to betray the ideals this country was founded on and explicitly violate multiple constitutionally guaranteed rights.

that $50k signing bonus comes at the expense of your honor and soul. do something to actually help your neighbors if you care.

>>513364432 (OP)
Can I do it if I am Polack? No, I never even been in usa

>>513375366
that's $23.91/hour
the signing bonus would effectively double that for your first year, but after that you're making less than a waiter or pizza delivery driver, but probably with really good benefits and a much more enjoyable job

>>513375366
>like getting to be on the frontline of kicking in doors for people who post against israel on the internet and grandmas whose faces were recorded by Palantir facial recognition AI at No Kings protests

>>513366765
Hi Ethan

>>513364432 (OP)
Sound like great coworkers not brainwashed by a 4-year college degree.
>>513375366
>>513374986
This gringos and FBAs should join to their country back. This is the most righteous thing the US government has done in recent times.

>>513375366
Thats the base pay for GL5, you get GL7 if you had a GPA of 3.0 or better college or have enough prior experience.

They're also not including the premium pay , which is 1.25 x on all of your pay and then there is the locality cost of living adjustment depending on where you are put and finally the $50k bonus, so a GL-7 is genuinely able to make $100k in most cases even their first year. A GL5 would even be close to that.

>>513375593
yeah that too,that'd be sooo funny and based lol

>>513366765
Just say no. It’s just like joining the military. Or becoming a teacher. Just say no.

>>513375663
oh that's a lot better than it seems
I bet they'll rope in tons of college graduates desperate to pay off those student loans

>>513375581
wtf, Amazon wage-tier? lmao. They should offer something like GI bill for this noble cause. But I heard they are going to offer loan forgiveness?

>>513375581
>a much more enjoyable job
ah yes, because law enforcement and government drones notoriously enjoy a super high quality of life, work/life balance and report great mental health. you fucking shill bastard.

lying through your teeth to try and convince desperate anons to sign up for your unconstitutional scam.

btw do any of you shills know if you have to sign a vow to support Israel in order to get the bonus? i guess it's implicit either way. but still.

>>513375581
You guys dont understand the full scenario at play. They're doing 1.25x premium pay along with the bonus, thats how they're getting to 100k, and most people with a 4 year degree will qualify for GL7 which is going to be around $75k with 1.25x premium , then there will be a cost of living increase dependent on where you are station, so you could be making almost 100k before bonus.

>>513364432 (OP)
If you think ICE is just about going after illegals, you truly are one of the dumbest goyim.

>>513375840
go back to plebit you weird fag
don't @ me again

>>513375851
>could

>>513375676
>just become a mindless drone supporting the evil system anons, it'll be funny and based and you make even more than a pizza delivery driver!!
you shills have forfeit all honor and humanity. and you're trying to get other anons to join you, and sell their soul for what amounts to peanuts. not even enough to get a 1 bedroom apartment in any city in america. you're disgusting. you should be ashamed of yourself.

your grandfathers who served in ww2 and korea would be ashamed of you if they saw what you're doing and who you're doing it for. Jesus Christ, shills, this is horrible. how can you live with yourselves.

>>513376113
exactly anon, just become a jackboot fed enforcer to OWN DA LIBS

still waiting on those epstein files

>>513375612
HEY how did you know it was me, your friend, ethan. did you know im a faggot?

>>513364432 (OP)
>4 year degree necessary
its over

>>513375979
>shill recoils after being called out for running a recruitment thread for the gestapo
so you admit to being a shill working for the DHS?

you know the story of how your agency was set up and how the patriot act was passed? 9/11 was a covert coup, set up to put continuity of government protocols in place and install a military dictatorship run by banks, oil companies and defense contractors. this is who you serve, and this is who you are attempting to convince anons into serving.

>>513375851
>look at these numbers anons, think of the dollars,
>selling your soul is worth it.
>you could afford an apartment, and you'll get to drive a sweet orange Ford Raptor as you go kick down your neighbors' door
traitors, all of you

>>513367602
Troonelsa of Trannytown still posts and is still a massive redditor. He's somehow too delusional to join the 41%

>>513364432 (OP)
>>513364432 (OP)
Seems like you would travel a lot, or do you just bust into houses all day long?

>>513368154
are ICE agents considered soldiers? I don't think you'd be considered a veteran if you worked in ICE

>>513376307
but anon, you can make $100k within the next few years if you sign up now and become a really good little cog in the unconstitutional military dictatorship! remember not to criticize israel or the CIA though, and if they tell you to shoot and lock up American citizens you have to do it or you'll be sent to the camps too

>>513371818
do you get housing if you get placed somewhere? I want to get sent to Hawaii

>>513376568
Gotta provide a life for my kids somehow

>>513376551
they're under the department of homeland security which works closely with the military in some capacities (eg national guard on deployment to american cities to quash unrest) but it's my impression they work more closely with the FBI, local law enforcement, state law enforcement etc

the story of how ICE and the Department of Homeland Security came about it interesting and worth checking out IMO
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Homeland-Security-Act

it's almost like they had it all drawn up after they did 9/11 and passed the PATRIOT act

dude i bet if you became an ICE agent you could go in the Fusion centers and engage in warrantless surveillance on dissidents and hit them with directed energy weapons and help coordinate gangstalkers and shit, that would be so cash. really fuck those pussies up.

>>513364432 (OP)
I would join and do the absolute worst possible job at it. Quiet sabotage.

>>513364529
They would probably take you.

>>513376665
damn, off by one

>>513376680
>and what does your daddy do Timmy
>my daddy tramples on the constitution everyday Mrs Roberts!
>he says it's not worth the paper it was printed on, but he doesn't care because he got a $50k signing bonus and he only violates the rights of bad guys so it doesn't count!
yeah you're right, surely there aren't any ways to make a living which don't involve willfully selling your soul to the emerging military dictatorship and engaging in crimes against your fellow citizens

plus, you get a $50k bonus. you just have to promise not to criticize Israel and follow all orders like for example if they order you to start taking your neighbors to FEMA camps under martial law.

have a great week anons. it's a new day in America.

>>513376960
yeah you and about 500 other redditors. i suspect DHS's counter-intelligence department are very scary people and will be on the lookout for people like you, who won't be that hard to spot especially with the brain-scanning tech they've got nowadays.

>>513368889
I was thinking about disagreeing and encouraging him to try because I just left my dead end job and I'm going to be making 100k a yeah in a job I don't have any experience in, and then I read what you said and now I'm starting to think I only got the job because I'm 6'5 fit and charismatic.

>>513377069
Where do I sign?

>>513378051
On a photo of Trump's ass

I'm not bilingual. I gotta get my nut somewhere else...

>>513376568
wow, 100k! What a deal! Let me sign on this dotted line where I sell my soul into the military industrial complex who protect satanic pedophiles

very based and redpilled.

>>513375499
For the record, I think illegals are scum and if it were up to me they wouldn't be deported, they'd be flogged enslaved in forced labor camps and worked to death like the gulags of the USSR. ICE is not a domestic army targeting citizens: it's law enforcement targeting illegal alien invaders and occupiers.

I don't know why you assume anyone here has anything bad to think or say about getting every fucking illegal out immediately.

>>513365052
It’s always an excuse to do nothing with you faggots.

>>513372009
If they gave some examples but left out marijuana, by far the most commonly used Schedule I drug, that's pretty clearly a "wink wink" message.
They don't want to know and they don't want you to tell. Just don't make it obvious showing up baked and reeking of skunk.

>>513367959
>tfw already in the private prison sector
My job security is only going to expand as the shitskin population rises. Easiest fucking job in the world (network infrastructure).

>>513374919
50k per 3 months is still better than most other wagecucking.
They will jew you a different way.

>>513373585
kys fed jew

>>513368078
Finally my fake mustache collection can be put to use.

>>513378251
Part of the training they provide is a 5 week Spanish language course that you must pass as a part of onboarding.

You get LEOSA powers with this meaning you get to conceal carry in all 50 states legally. Also lots of firearms privileges if you live in a cucked state like MA, the police were against the latest anti gun laws there until legislators carved out police/LEO exemptions then they were ok with it....

>>513367561
Yeah but the trick is you lie (mostly by omission) on your resume. Nobody needs to know all that shit about you. Figure out the game of a reasonable career. Do you have a shitty college degree? Do omscs masters in computer science for $8k total, get some internships, get a tech job making 80k to start. Not easy, market is trash, but possible if you can come off presentable. Never give your real age they aren't allowed to ask. Save like a madman. I did this starting at age 37 with no savings and nothing on my resume besides some shitty liberal arts degree and I'm extremely lazy. You are young compared to me and could come out ahead of me.

>>513364432 (OP)
No, can't work in my area. Have to accept you get deployed nationwide.

>>513371818
>most applicants will have to move to another area,
You can miss me with that shit then. You basement dwellers should think about it though.

>>513364432 (OP)
Brit ICE when ?

>>513380866
You can list your preferred area but there is no guarantee they will place you there, its first come first served so the earlier someone applies then the better chance for the place they selected. That said, you can just decline at that point, but you'd be wasting a shit ton of time and energy by that point.

>>513367561
How retarded are you really? The clearance alone that this job gives you will make you well suited for many jobs

>>513364432 (OP)
Strongly considered it, but the threat of doxxing and getting your life ruined seems pretty high and I got kids

>>513380570
>omscs
What about if you don't have a degree? They are pretty much worthless now anyway. Also, they'll know your age when they run your ID to get you paid. Not a bad strat though, how did you get an internship at 37?

>>513380570
Also, what did you put on your resume and how did you pass tech interviews if you don't know shit?

>>513364432 (OP)
gotta read further than a headline it's $50k for police deputy's to join and if you're a normal fag you go to a six month bootcamp in new mexico

>>513381848
It was a little awkward but nobody said anything. I guess I look young for my age? Weird but got me a job.

>>513376387
Yeah I didn't know that part, never fell for the college Jew guess that counts me out

>>513382049
Not what was it like, but how? I'm a bit younger but would like to do this. How is working in tech? What do you do?

>>513364432 (OP)
I wouldn't pass the psych exam. Not because I'm a monster, but because I'm too smart. I'd wager anybody above about a 110-115 IQ would get washed out.

How many years do you have to work for the 50k sign on?

I hate FLETC faggots so much its unreal.
t. SSI

>>513367959
Just don't include it on your resume.
>but muh gap
It's under NDA, sorry.

>>513364432 (OP)
that would be one cool job maybe you could shoot some of the shitskins

>>513370935
>Require a degree to round up browns at Home Depot parking lots
Boomers can't die off soon enough.

>>513364432 (OP)
I don't envy you the situation where such recruitment is necessary, but I envy you the opportunity to work in something like this

>>513364432 (OP)
If I was American I’d have applied months ago. I dream of a speedboat on the English Channel and a backpack full of hundreds of darts, sinking dinghies all day long.

>>513372315
>1.5 mile run in 14 minutes
Good to know a freshman soccer player who's passed the Cooper test can absolutely lap these lazy asses.

>>513364432 (OP)
I don't speak good enough Spanish, plus I'm too small of a guy so I wouldn't be a good officer.

>>513371489
>No age caps?
As other anons indicate, drug tests/mental stability is a "requirement" so basically Mike Rowe boomer gets to practice what he preaches.
>>513370935
>literally any 4 year degree,
Good news ladies, you're in luck!

>>513364432 (OP)
Am a complete NEET (was an overachiever, degree equivalent 4.0 gpa in Canada) and don't work on principle. If I wasn't in Canada I would sign up for ICE in a heartbeat. Ejecting beaners is not only lulzy, it's doing god's work. Fuck you Americans are so lucky.

>>513364432 (OP)

Seeing as how the federal government screens their employees for drugs and expect neat and presentable agents, the answer is no.
I will continue to phone-in tips about suspected crime and illegal immigrants, like a good citizen.

>>513367959
I’ll just be a post apocalyptic warlord in 10 years

Im 40. Only associates. Oh well. Its not like my decades of shitnposting experience and 140iq would have helped

>>513375579
Yes. We're hiring Slavs and others from the post Soviet shitholes like crazy around here. I'm not kidding. Every immigrant who isn't a spic in my city is speaking Russian, Kazakh, turkic, Kurdish, Ukrainian or some other Soviet shit

>>513371244
This. If all this was about simple border enforcement, they wouldn't need all these theatrics. Something else is going on. NPC's on both sides are falling for the immigration bait because it's a divisive issue.

>>513367767
This, plus the application process is inspiring tens of thousands of young disaffected males to give their information over to the federal government voluntarily. If a globalist shitlib takes office, they'll use that data to go after everyone who applied. The Biden administration was carrying out a 21st century COINTELPRO drive against all conservatives, throwing them in jails, investigating them for complaining about school policies at PTA meetings, censoring them, and de-banking conservatives. Imagine what kind of power Gavin Newsom or Pete Buttigieg will have once ICE and DHS look over the data of every single person who applied to work for ICE during the trump administration

>>513366765
>can i join if i smoke weed?
probably not. you would have to clean up for long enough to pass the drug test and also understand how to beat the polygraph.
>https://antipolygraph.org/
this is actually a pretty fascinating topic because you have to understand their pseudo-scientific principles and trick the readings into giving them what they want. also be completely unfazed by lying, of course.

>>513367767
>so its 100% a dwad end job
yea but what value do you put on being tasked with legally hunting beaners for 3 years? some might call that "priceless."

>>513364432 (OP)
Going to try and get medical clearance today. For some reason they require you to get your own before they do their own medical clearance on your later.

>>513367959
What’s wrong with staying in LE/security?

>>513383801
>If all this was about simple border enforcement, they wouldn't need all these theatrics.
border enforcement and deportations are two very different things. the "theatrics" are quite simple to understand. trump wants his supporters to feel like deportations are happening while libshits want to cockblock this. there is a much bigger problem than any of this that trump is not dealing with. mainly, this: >>513367767

steps could be taken to try and prevent the next administration from opening up the border. the asylum law could be repealed and other loopholes closed. why he is not using the current majority in congress to try and make legislative changes is beyond me. in 2016-2018 it made sense not to pursue this so that he could run on immigration issues again. in 2025 it makes no sense at all not to try and codify border protection and immigration restrictions to the maximum possible legislative extent.

>>513372315
I’ve been training, all their other physical requirements are a joke but I’m a shit runner. Going to look into new socks and shoes as well as running exclusively on grass and doing other leg exercises which are supposed to be good for runners

>>513364529
I said cunt, why aren't you cunts cunted to cunt. and the reply i got was
>hey cunt what is your cunt?
and my reply was oi cunt why dont you cunt in your cunt, cunt
and it was only then they said, hey cunt dont be a cun
then i said cunt you should cunt the cunt in your cunt. you fucking stupid cunt....
like what a cunt, like a real mega a cunt

>>513385811
seriously what a cunt ffs

>>513367959
>Unless you're going in to law enforcement or security then it's not going to look good on a resume.
On the contrary, Trump won over enough independents with this issue to win the election. At least half of the country views deporting illegals as a noble and necessary activity. And probably another 10-20% of the center but left-leaning independents would agree.

Would you want to work for someone in that future that things unlimited immigration is awesome and ICE agents are le hitler? I wouldn't.

>>513381895
I looked up good resumes. Jakes resumes format. I put some bullshit "projects" I uploaded to GitHub. You can copy stuff but add your personal touch to give it plausible deniability. Not gonna lie I had one interviewer ask if one of my projects came from a YouTube video which was true. But doesn't matter. You can get into that Georgia tech online masters with shitty grades. You need two computer science courses with grade of B or better from an accredited 4 year University and a university degree. I had like a 2.1 gpa back in undergrad not even kidding. I did have an A in a data structures course I took once. If you don't have that you may have to do some online prereq course or two to get accepted. Western governors University or wherever. Local school. As long as it's computer science and accredited, I'm telling you if you literally pass their stated requirements you have a 85% chance of being accepted. My other friend just got accepted and she had poor grades from her past as well.
Anyways the projects are there just to fill up your one page resume so there's no blank space. You need to be able to talk about them but can prepare for that. Ask ChatGPT hey what if they ask about my bullshit project what should I say during an interview? You can delete them from your resume as soon as you get work experience. No one actually looks at your GitHub or cares.
You don't tell them you had a fucked up past, you just imply you're really smart, and you can tell whatever story you want. Now you're in a top school getting your masters (put anticipated graduation year). You don't even have to have taken a course yet. Start applying to internships. I applied to about 200. You get one eventually. It might be $24 an hour working as an intern software engineer for some random company like Lincoln financial or whatever.
Look this plan takes a while, I'm not sure you have time for all this. It worked for me but you might have more pressing financial needs?

>>513381489
>The clearance alone that this job gives you will make you well suited for many jobs
This is my hangup. I don't feel like I can get a clearance due to defaulted student loans. Anyone with tips on how get around this? That would be greatly appreciated.

>>513364432 (OP)
I really want to but I have a really good job that I just can't turn away from. Perhaps if they're was some kind of federal mandate saying that my job has to keep me on with federally approved leave and then I could come back when I was done with ICE then I would. But I'm going to be moving across the country and starting a White Family soon.

It makes me ashamed. I wish I was out there firing rubber encased bullets at those invaders. Any Anons that can, olease do sign up. You'd be out countries greatest heroes.

>>513367335
I think they do. Apply Anon it can't hurt. Imagine getting to throw that Pajeet doctor into a paddy wagon personally.

>>513364432 (OP)
Would.
Wonder what salary is like. Unfortunately live here working from home.
Fetching illegals and shooting spics sounds fun.

>>513367561
Anon if you're working a dead end job sign up immediately. You'll be getting around $80k a year and this is the best chance to make the country a better place to live.

>>513364432 (OP)
>get to beat up and deport spics mudslime and jeets
sounds like a /pol/ dream job, no?
*reads the thread*
oh

>>513386883
The army looks the other way on everything/makes it go away if they really need people I see no reason why they wouldn't do the same since they're Trump's pet program. I know guys that got felonies disappeared when they really need stormtroopers

>>513386503
I was in CS but left third year due to cost. Had good gpa and deans list etc. Never was able to land an internship, but plenty of jeets and women got them despite having projects and shit

>>513386883
How much? Shouldn't really matter, they are looking for other shit and the ability to pass polygraphs etc

>>513385658
>the "theatrics" are quite simple to understand. trump wants his supporters to feel like deportations are happening while libshits want to cockblock this
Like I said. It's nothing but political theater. It's a strategy of tension. It's also a really good culture war distraction. Trump could have chosen to carry out deportations the quiet way like Obama, Clinton, or even Biden did. Instead, he is choosing to make a big deal about it. The controversy itself is covering up the real agenda, which is the federalization of all police nation-wide. The Pentagon wants to federalize the police to move the US into a high tech surveillance regime. Immigration is just the distraction.
>In 3 years once Trump is gone and the jews intall the next globalist libshit they will fire every ice agent so its 100% a dwad end job
I replied to this here >>513384585
I think every applicant is putting himself in danger. The application drive it a data mining psyop
> in 2025 it makes no sense at all not to try and codify border protection and immigration restrictions to the maximum possible legislative extent
It does make sense. It makes perfect sense if they don't really care about stopping immigration. It makes perfect sense if all the theatrics are (1) a political distraction and (2) an exercise in preparation to quell widespread civil unrest in the lead up to a war/reinstatement of the draft, an economic crisis, new pandemic lockdowns, etc. Once the feds are deployed to quell civil unrest, they'll be there permanently to police the civilian population
https://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-watch/soros-memo-blm-federalized-police

>>513384585
>>513367767
This is the biggest indicator it's a good idea because the jews are panicking at the thought of Anons forming a Pro-White SS Brigade that's federally mandated
>>513373715
They said they can help with travel and relocation. If nothing else they'll set you up in a hotel the whole time. I know I'm on some Los Angeles discords and they're always seething about I.C.E. Agents being put up at the local hotels. Imagine slapping down those liberal jews right in front of the Hollywood sign, Anon. Show them this is our country.

>>513368129
Suck a cyber D

>>513374910
>>513376680
If you can get in, you should arrest mexicans for fucking free. yes join ICE you retard

>>513369080
Spaniards yes. Mexicans no

>>513388024
>oh no! We certainly don't want Anons forming a Pro-White SS Brigade that's federally mandated. Please don't do that!
This is called reverse psychology. They want you to try so that you out yourself. Once you out yourself, they might let it stay undisturbed for a while ... for a while ... but, once a Democrat takes office, they'll destroy that shit Waco style. They will probably drone strike the new Elohim City because the Trump administration will have given the feds full-on military powers

>>513364432 (OP)
Do ICE get guns? that would be peak.

>>513388609
ICE can carry nationally

>>513387919
It's true can confirm I work mostly with indians. I'm the one white guy on my team. I have 2 years experience make 120k and am 42. That's right I was an intern when I turned 40. I'm sitting at my desk now. 3 years ago I had no relevant work experience whatsoever. Not even an internship. Don't get me wrong you can't do this if you have an African IQ. But it's possible to avoid backbreaking labor and/or poverty even if you fucked up and have little to show for being 35 years old.

>>513389101
What were some of your projects? I've been out a while now, but have considered trying again. What were your interviews like? How did you BS through them? Where can I hunt for internships or jobs?

qrd me, glownigger
on the signijg bonus requirements

>>513384786
I lied my ass off on a poly and still passed. It really is fake and gay

>>513364432 (OP)
I'm 45 and I would do it if they can guarantee me a job close to where I live now.

>>513389875
There's plenty of jobs in nearly all areas. They just received an 800% increase in budget nearly. One thing is for sure, there will be much less TSA and it will be easier to travel because of it

>>513364432 (OP)
can’t with no degree

>>513389322
Internship list you go to levels.fyi/internships or google that. You can also search for internships on linkedin or others. Make a spreadsheet on airtable of internships that interest you and keep track of whether you applied yet. Obviously you gotta make your resume first. You can make different versions of your resume that are more tailored to particular roles or just spam the basic one (what I did). Personally I went for data science / data engineering roles which are much fewer in number than software engineer roles. But you can also apply to data analyst or BI roles or any tech job you like. So for me I had to be able to talk about SQL and statistics, know some things about partitioning and parquet tables, tell some story about optimizing a sql query. If you apply to frontend developer roles you will most likely have to know about React and JavaScript and concurrency or promises or other front end concepts. I don't know anything about that stuff personally but I'm just giving an example. Or you could aim for backend roles which would be like c sharp whatever. Just look up tech stacks for different roles, pick a niche and focus on that.

>>513389322
My project was like build a data pipeline using airflow from scratch (hardest part was just installing airflow on a local machine). Deploy a super basic web app using Python/flask.
Not impressive projects at all, totally generic and didn't actually solve for a real world problem (which could be like you and your friends want to see stats from a game you play, that would be a real world use case and much better than mine which was basically no one uses my code I'm just fucking around to put some code up on GitHub to be able to list it on my resume)

>>513390668
>levels.fyi/internships
Thanks. Did you make a resume specifically for internships? I have experience in systems and did some web dev for a while too when I couldn't find a C# job. What kind of SQL queries did you optimize? Not too interested in SWE anymore (but thought about picking it back up to go into controls engineering and machine vision).

>>513390933
I tried this over 10 years ago (the game stats shit) and never got picked up. Have a github and blog with small projects. Fuck javascript frameworks of the week btw

>>513390668
What were the interviews like that you did and the one that got you the job?

>>513382528
degree is proof you are an order follower with skin in the game
they dont want renegades, no matter how competent

>>513370935
>>513382528
You guys are reading the investigator position

>>513364432 (OP)
>50k
Over 5 years, they never tell you that part. You have to read it, they know nobody that will join actually reads. I cant imagine selling myself for an additional $5/hour. These dummies could have gotten a part time job at Costco and they would have made way more.

>>513391288
its also a product of being comfy
my cousin has a degree and inherited two houses
because her parents didn't make her pay rent
bought her a nice car
and her mom married an old engineer
so she is more "competitive and accomplished"
than i am, because i get no support
get sabotaged
and have to pay my way through life
and our system pretends just having a degree
just means you are smart or hard working or something
lol our society is fake

>>513389322
Interviews were very hit or miss for me. I messed up my first two interviews. Amazon interview I was nervous and it was two parts. I gave a sql solution that worked for a reasonably easy question, but didn't explain my thought process well and did get a hint from my interviewer which made me feel like they probably failed me. The second part was behavioral interview where they asked about my personality and asked me some concepts about data engineering. The first person HATED me he was some Asian dude who was totally silent and I could not vibe. 5 minute break. I'm thinking fuck I'm totally failing this. Second 30 min interview is two white guys, they fucking loved me. They asked me a conceptual question which just so happened to be what I just studied (looked up 'most common data engineer interview behavioral questions from Amazon' morning before interview). Then I had them both laughing as we cracked jokes back and forth. In the end I got the internship which was my first break. I worked on a team of 100% Indians who drove teslas for one stressful summer. Amazon paid me $35k if you include travel expenses. In the end I didn't get the job. Was pretty disappointed. But next year I got another internship at another company and wound up converting that into a full-time role.

>>513391591
Yeah, but a part time job at Costco is not going to set you up with clearance (which, if you are technically savvy, sets you up for very good paying positions in IT) - nor will it let you carry a firearm nationally

>>513391724
Anybody signing up for ICE, isnt smart enough to be I.T.

>>513391975
How fucking retarded are you? https://ice.usajobs.gov/job/833978600

>>513364432 (OP)
Can I come do this? (I'm White)

>>513392176
I see their DEI is as strong as ever.

>>513367959

>Le resume

Bitchnigger. I would hire anyone who put down that they helped to deport the brown menace on their resume. It's a proud duty in keeping America safe.

>>513392314
Why not?

>>513391591
>Over 5 years, they never tell you that part.
They don't need to, because everyone who isn't a moron knows they aren't just going to hand you a $50k bonus as soon as you sign up. Obviously they will want you to keep working there for a while before the bonus is fully vested.
Also, that's a $50k bonus on top of an ~$80k base pay with all of the other benefits you get with fed jobs.

>>513364432 (OP)
If they create a reserve force so I can keep my current job, sure.

Can anyone tell me how to get HIRED???

Sure, I totally want to be hunted down ten years from now and have people set fire to my house while I'm sleeping in it.

>>513364432 (OP)
>working a job in america ever again
Yeah I'm good bro
>deal with browns
>deal with nigs
>deal with whites who act like nigs
>work with american educated people who have zero competency and view everything as some weird power dynamic, even talking to exchange information or passing each other in the hallway
>get life screwed over if skme hole gets bored and wants to say someone touched her because she's sooo irresistible and nobody can help themselves
Ya nigger I'm good. Don't need the money, and if I did I would try to find a job with minimal or no contact with Amerifats (truck driving or something). Personally I'm learning Chinese so I can bounce when this shithole collapses on itself and there's another civil war to prove who loves niggers the most. Literal meme country full of insufferable people. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

>>513394906
>mfw people will be arresting former ice officers in alzheimer care homes 60 years from now, like they do to wehrmacht paper pushers today.

>>513393029
Its advertised as such.
>50k sign on bonus
What are you trying to argue?

>>513364432 (OP)
Any reason I can't join and then do a piss poor job?

>>513395400

If you took some kid's day away, he's probably going to find you and return the favor some day. Don't break the law. Stay away from ICE.

>>513395614
I don't give a fuck about some dumb low IQ brown family. He won't even remember what happened 30 mins from now.

>>513364432 (OP)
I work in IT and don't want to do a drug test (weed). You can lie to private employers, but not the government.

>>513364432 (OP)
I dropped out of highschool and never signed up for the Selective Service, so no.

>>513384786
why do you have to trick the reading?

just lie, and if they say the machine says your lying just shrug and lie some more lol

The little girls of ICE are going to wind up back in prison committing crimes for Trump.

If there's one thing to take away from Trump's illegitimate administration it's that you WILL be arrested and do time in a Federal Penitentiary if you follow him.

>>513364432 (OP)
As a violent felon with homicidal tendencies exacerbated by my epilepsy medication, put me in the game coach. Let me off the leash!

>>513371244
Remember when the democrats were going to create 80k new armed IRS agents to wage war on Americans? This is that. Only with a red hat on the zogbot.

>>513395842
Potheads deserve state execution. They should deport you next, you are basically a favela dweller.

>>513395829

Rest in pieces, Anon. Don't do anything to others you don't want done to you. You sound stupid though, so go get yourself marked for death.

>>513396121
I already said I would never work an American job ever again, learn to read ID's. You won't do shit anyhow though troon.

>>513391591
It’s actually 3 years

Guys where do I find 3 referrals?

>>513367959
they want to make more ie workers because those workers who are now baked in can be easily transferred into other three letter departments

>>513396191

If I get the opportunity to wreck an ICE agent I'm 100% taking the shot. Absolutely. Any real American would do the same.

>>513396353
Ideally they’d be friends or old co workers. I’ve applied to LE jobs before that wanted 10 references. It sucks because even if you have people that want to vouch for you people often apply to several agencies at once and then it becomes really uncomfortable asking for references because you’re giving random co workers homework that they don’t want to do. I wish it was restricted to supervisors or something so it’s at least less uncomfortable as it falls within their purview of responsibility.

My background / work resume is boring and I have a college degree. But I need someone that can vouch for me. Maybe I need to start going to police fundraisers or something so they can put in a good word of mouth for me.

>>513364432 (OP)
Do you get to rape cute latinas before we deport them?
My friend wants to know.

>>513396947
>that wanted 10 references
>>513396947
>Then it becomes really uncomfortable asking for references

I have a clean and safe record but I am not social so I would have problem getting at least 1 reference that is not family.

I think I need to go do volunteer work...

Any Ideas??

>>513375429
>Not my problem.

>>513374986 The best thing that you can hope for is incompetent government workers as your opposition. Deaths of government personnel will be biblical... I would rather low IQ niggers that just follow orders. Easy to kill with basic tricks.

Still waiting in my invite

>>513395972
kek, look at this brownoid seething that he has to return to the shithole from which he spawned lmao. GOD HATES YOU SO MUCH HE MADE YOU BROWN, THE COLOR OF SHIT LMFAO WHAT A LOSER LOLOLOLOL.

Would it be cringe if I got down to the Police Department and ask to volunteer even though I am 30?

>>513396792
Odd, how you don’t want to live in BROWN/SHIT colored countries from whence the subhumans came…curious

>>513394906
>https://ice.usajobs.gov/job/833978600
>>513395614
>>513395972
>>513396121
>>513396792
>If I get the opportunity to wreck an ICE agent I'm 100% taking the shot. Absolutely. Any real Americ-ACK! NO NO NO TYRONE PLEASE IM ON YOUR SIDE AAAAACK HELP HE'S STABBING ME!!!! ICE!!! POLICE!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

Guys I am applying, wish me luck and pray for me to get this job. I need all your help. Good vibes only.

>>513367959
Exactly. Trump's admin won't last forever, and when the pendulum swings back left, they will go after everyone who worked for ICE during this period of time. You WILL be fired when the next Democrat president comes in, and what you did during this time period will be treated as if you worked at Auschwitz by every major employer. I can easily see ICE guys relegated to doing security for foreign companies, ironically possibly working security for the cartels or human traffickers in SA and Africa

>>513364432 (OP)
I mean if you guys wanted a nazi takeover this is your chance.
Every white man should join ICE and then stage a coup with it.

>>513364432 (OP)
im 5'11 190 bro these jobs for brick shithouse guys former military tacticians

>>513398330
Are you deluded? It's Law Enforcement. You guys were screaming to defund the Police and look what happened? Most LEO's are Liberal with a college degree.

TSA is always hiring here.

>>513398532
>im 5'11 190 bro these jobs for brick shithouse guys former military tacticians
I know, I have a boring civilian life. Even though I am in good shape. And clean record. I probably be overlooked once a Vet applies..

But it's too good not to try..

>>513398330
I like to think so.

>>513366765
get off drugs faggot

Nobody itt seems to notice they rug pulled on the 50k signing bonus offer after super MAGA sheriffs complained their staffs were getting poached

>>513398580
Who are "you guys"? I'm not the strawman you think I am. I am just telling you all who are thinking of joining ICE that they will be treated like the Einsatzgruppen of the Trump administration and having ICE on your resume will not just have it trashed but invite HR libs to "accidentally" have a data breach resulting in your information being shared to unstable college communists that feel empowered to burn down your home and kill your family.

>>513396022
>wah wah he smokes a plant wah
Lmao go suck more RINO dick. The founders grew fields of weed.

>>513394906

You faggots are so funny. Where did you get that list from the people committing crimes against humanity. Against the white population?
1. Don't resist arrest!
2. We are actually 'building' the populations of many countries. Wherever you came from. It's good for their diversity.
3. You broke our laws.
4. I voted for this! Seethe!
5. Nobodies being tortured except the white population having to pay for foreign dependents.
6. No but your home country is free to do this if that is what you do over there.
7. Eww why would we do that it spreads diseases.
8. You broke the law it's called immigration law and it basically says this... Apply to get in... Otherwise you go...
9. I voted for this
10. You get free shit so yeah you are committing crimes against humanity. Part of which is white people. They are your victims you are what is called a criminal.
11. I agree you are inhumane in your countries.

>>513364529
>clinically insane
They're an employer. They legally **cannot** consider your health in the hiring process. Can't even mention it once in conversation about hiring you, unless they do hire you thereafter, without violating federal law.

t. Former Fortune 500 IT director who got in big shit with HR one time.

>>513364432 (OP)
how? who is this good guy? what is your religion? what is your government doing? what is the endgame, and why is it bad?
if you can't answer that last question i don't want to hear anything.

>>513366765
Isn't bullshit our founding father fought the British and went home to smoke hemp yet here we are trying to save our country again and we can't partake. I mean delta 8 is legal federally, I don't understand why that's an exclusion.

This. >>513399471

>>513364432 (OP)
No because the lord will punish those who treat others unkindly and that seems to be lost and forgotten to most that claim heaven matters to them.