Thread 513367356

>>513367356 (OP)
Howdy gentlemen

gerd merning
why did we have to have chucky today

TYB

A white person saying they "caught a charge" makes ancestors cry.

>>513367817
Diversity is our strength

Sounds like her audio shot some Fent into its veins.

TYB. Good morning /lpbg/ let the games begin.

> I'm dying
>Thank you for being here this mornin' it's great to hear from ya

He's stumblin' his way right back to the cage

>43 write ups. Lost that much good time. Needs more programming...
He's going back in the cage.

Mee-Maw off the top rope!

This is embarrassing.

>>513367356 (OP)
Tech issues?

oh shit didn't realize we were on today. mornin frens

Another crip??

sounds like an adult from Peanuts is there in the background

>>513367356 (OP)
Good evening gents, TYB
Always nice to see a surprise Monday LPBG, anything interesting happen in the first case?

something about his girlfriends father and a baby?

>>513369604
no, but the story of his arrest is amusing
>>513368263

Why tf is he yappin' about sweet potato pie?

Kerry killed his wife with a baseball bat, Batter up Kerry!

>multiple medical problems
Suffers from onset niggeritus

>>513369969
Dangit, this is embarrassing
Niggeritis*

>>513370044
with digits like those there's no need to worry

Look at the shine on that dome.

He entered the system when Star Wars IV hit theaters. Get over it.

>>513367356 (OP)
Thank you Aussbaker upper. Let’s rock this sheeeit.

Dude is so old is better to just keep him in jail rather than put an old man with possibly of getting a job out on the street. Lost cause. Obviously he won’t do more crimes but he can’t integrate with society so they will keep him in there.

what a load of horseshit

>>513370879
>Obviously he won’t do more crimes

I couldn't find a combined docket for today so I pasted together all the local ones
Looks like this guy is in for second degree

>accident
You're fucked, my man

Meemaw hates this liar lmao

cmon now Pete and Shurl

Meemaw really put the screws to him. He's going to die in prison... oh well.

Boomer tech

Morning anons, just wanted to mention that I went back and watched the schizo hearing from last Thursday with the closed captions on because I could not understand a word he said, and I was surprised how much of it the closed captions picked up. It was just as unhinged as you would expect.
The schizo of all schizos https://youtu.be/IwgvFOQjpvA?t=714

Well, if any of you frens want to steal his identity, have at it kek

>>513371213
they were gonna send him to a nursing home. from a boomer friends recenr experience they sound worse than prison

how the fuck do you spend 4 years at the small town PD lockup? does he live in the drunk tank?

He said swallow eh hehehe

Roy Swallow
Carl Lawyer
Miss Jesse
hahahahaahahaha

did she make those clothes herself/

>i'm in the hospital right now
i think she's in the prison right now

>>513371909
Beavis and Butthead have been showing up in my youtube feed lately. Weird.

what are the having a pow wow about

>>513372101
Same here. I think it's because the show made a comeback, and all the kids are discovering it for the first time. I grew up with them so it's nice seeing the young ones enjoying the show.

>>513372101
Mike Judge was to the 90s what Douglas Adams was to the 80s

Imagine being a black man in prison named Mr Swallow

>>513372101
They have a new season coming up. The show is just as funny as it was back in the day.

Meemaw for the win!

Damm. By the time he gets out her mother will be dead.

MeeMaw saves the day yet again

i was waiting for a 'wut dat meen' but he'd didn't seem to register anything at all.

>>513372192
>>513372203
>>513372242
Oh damn, I did not know they had a new season coming up

>>513372242
That shit was never funny.

>>513372396
I second this motion

>>513372371
They've had 2 (I think) new seasons and another movie in the past couple of years. They watch YouTube now instead of MTV.

>face tattoo
Automatic denial if I'm on the board. The process is a formality.

>>513372695
yeah same

>Calculations

Woah, we got a smart one here boys

>>513372396
Beavis and Butthead rules, Beavis.

>physically
how

>>513372782
He has the formulas tatted on his face. A real genius.

>>513372695
Maybe he's Maori?

The reason he can only talk to his daughter by phone is because he’s a nigger.

okay i think we've heard enough from mom

gm frens
>>513373220
kek

His mother is stupid too.

thank god

What a convenient excuse to get the bitch to shut her trap lmao

>>513372858
Then it's BASED and TRAD, and he's free to go to have eight Maori babies with face tattoos.

>>513373777
Check 'em

>holds up participation certificate
>'DIS MAH GEE EE DEE

The USS Stapleton just reloaded her torpedos

holy shit nigger
GET ON WITH IT

>>513374321
She is wanting to sink the Sub Asalamalakim.

Chucky's vote: ~SMACKS LIPS~ "Imma vote ta grant wiff full restorationz of dem fire armz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

Should've converted to Christianity nigger

Will this mudslime survive?

ah jeez

they kahertzing me

Something to laugh at while we wait for the executive session:
https://youtu.be/IwgvFOQjpvA?t=9741

It would be hilarious if nobody second Chuckle’s calling for an executive session.

>>513374774
Marlee was fantastic

Fucking allah did it. Shame.

He'll be back in for murda in less than 12 months

Grant parole but first you got to be moved to take 100hrs of prerelease. lol that nigger.

>>513375221
He’ll be getting out about the same time if he did nuffin.

Wait,is his uncles name Henny?

>level 3 welder
LET THIS NIGGER GO

>>513375485
how about we give him a cutting torch and if he makes it out he's free

Old mate Merry Kyers strikes again

Uh oh, the stream is about to be accused of being antisemitic.

JAMIE PULL UP THOSE TIBBETS!

>>513367356 (OP)
Odd for Pine Gap to make this thread. Really shows that mossad controls ALL glownigger agencies.

Is he asleep?

Ghost of Kerry's wife must be fuck'n with his net connection

SURPRISE RANDY MOTHERFUCKER

Looks like this mudshark has decent hooters

If I was a certified welder I damn sure I wouldn’t be working in a kitchen for $17.50 an hour.

Hello Frens! Shroomanon reporting in. What did I miss?

Mr. Tillis providing a wealth of profound intellect to the conversation

Gotta guide Chucky so he doesn't fuck it up for us

GOOOOOOD MORNING LOUISIANA!
When will we see parole hearings for Roblox admins?

>>513376237
Good morning Señor Trippy.

>>513376253
I always laugh at his “have you taken any sexual classes”.

>>513376420
Same day as Epstein Island clan.

>>513376254
He is painfully stupid

>>513376077
>Woman appears
>Kerry looks annoyed

>>513376769
Kek, I like the LPBG!

I still don’t know what the contraband is. Anyone?

>>513376420
>parole hearings for Roblox admins
Funny story, they had a banner above the navigation on their main website page advertising a LGBTQI+ server with 'welcoming admins.' If you check the wayback machine about 3 years back you may find it.
Most popular game worldwide for children.
>>513377081
<3 I'm glad you like it.
>>513377118
I think he had someone else's medicine in his possession.

Hahahahaha Pete

sardines for breakfast
salmon for lunch
am i fishpilled yet

>>513377340
>someone else's medicine
Mumble warden sounded like “marden coupler.” But maybe your ears are best ears.

>>513377508
Wreaks of dirty vag

Damn, packed house. 5 in that crowd look out of place, though.

it's a good thing this nig is wearing a white shirt or you wouldn't be able to tell he was there.

Goddamn ..imagine the smell of that room!

It seems pretty harsh to need a unanimous decision from a 5 member panel

"Wives could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this parish before. There could be wives anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare nose. "I HATE wives" he thought. Take Me Out to the Ball Game reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 café au lait circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of married women. "With a baseball bat, you can beat whoever's wife you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>513378138
Smells like farm equipment

Reminder to newfags. Kerry Myers is a murderous jew.

Omar got fat as fuck.

>>513378278
And that farm equipment appears to be broken....cause they aren't out working the fields.

>>513378334
Juden being it's biggest sin

>>513378407
Omar comin....eventually

>cop relaxed
never relax

>>513378530
Amen fren

>>513378409
Arrived from the factory that way.

Myers has a chubby now

remember: these goddamn animals will turn on you in an instant

I love seeing this terrifying wife stabber on my TV first thing in the morning

Should have blown that niggers head off with the shotgun.

>>513378537
Omar went from robbing dealers, to robbing vending machine trucks.

>>513378771
Kek!

>>513378778
Indeed, indeed

so far he has done only 20 years for this

I love how according to him everything was something he HAD to do due to the circumstances.
Completely passive, like he's a victim of the universe

>>513378954
99% of black people think this way

>>513378888
Checked!!

>>513378888
Not enough time.

>>513378954
like he's a character in a movie
>got to get to mississippi so he can prove his innocence and stop the terrorists

>>513378888
Gr8 8's M8

I wish this nigger would shut up. His supporters are going to ramble on even more. So tired Frens

anons - did you guise do your progrums today?

ALL THE PROGRAMZ

>spiritual advisor
kek what a rube

Kill me. I can't take this shit anymore.

This guy was in Creedence Clearwater Revival?!

fellas, I think they are going to let this hefty nigger free

>>513379210
You would find me assigning progrumz long before being enrolled in 'em

>>513379317
That (((spiritual adviser))) most likely pleasures other men with his butt.

>>513379317
I was wondering why there was a random white couple there until he said that, bloody christcucks

>I want him as part of my family
>wife smiling approvingly
You just know

WRAP IT UP ASSHOLES

>>513379400
Checked. I suspect your correct

>>513379210
Ever since "thinking for a change", I suddenly realize that there are consequences for my actions.
When I take my gat and shoot dat corner boy up, well, that makes his momma sad and his baby momma aint go no mo support comin in, so she gotta go out and sell that ass at night, so her baby can eat.
So I been thinkin now, and tryin to do better
after them programs, I make sure that the corner boys I shoot up with my gat have hot baby mommas so when they haveta sell that ass, I can get up in that, yaherd?

What was this guy saying about getting his ass kicked in jail?

Why is the board allowing this mumble bigger to ramble on so???

Kerry always goes to bat for his clients.

>>513379779
I'm so lost Fren. I have no idea. Everyone there should have their heads sawn off.

Oh boy here we go

>>513379817
They’re playing this new game royal kingdom, you don’t even need WiFi!

this is a great argument for keeping this fucker locked up forever

>>513379960
KEK!!

>>513379960
Oh You

someone wake pete up

This niggas brains are goop if he was in solitary for 12 years

10+ years in solitary is no joke

>>513380081
A logical person would think that, but I bet those board retards are going to let him go, esp with this never ending sob story.

man, imagine sitting in solitary for 12 years.
imagine being the person that had to be locked up alone for 12 years

>>513380224
I dunno ...some nigger in solitary for 10 years is pretty funny to me

So did they just gloss over what he did to be in solitary so long??

>>513380224
would make most people legit crazy.

>>513380250
>buck broken status?
through the roof

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/415092198/#415105900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJAW0dWfl6E
thought parts of this one sounded familiar

How do Kerry and the Parole Project decide who they're going to support? Do prisoners contact them and ask for help, or does Kerry choose them somehow, like how does it work?

I begining to think, strongly, that Islam is right about women.

>>513380349
wait a minute

>>513380307
Yes, yes they did.

Aite wrap that shit up ffs

they've really got to start enforcing a time limit on this shit.

>>513380352
well, for one thing kerry is a convicted murderer who spent like 30+ years in prison, so he knows a lot of inmates. he's helped some people he did time with, and he's helped some that were referred to him by people he did time with. others seem to have reached out to him. i assume he picks and chooses which ones to take himself. he obviously has a preference for murderers.

I can't take this bitch slinging all these lies about this uppity nigger. Please, someone put me out of my misery.

Will this hole ever shut the fuck up?!

>>513380352
ok, since they get a percentage of the parolees earnings after they are released, some of their determining factors are on the most employable after release. college degree? good
well spoken? good
large family to support him and help make sure he stays released and employed so his wages continue to get garnished for the Parole Project? good.

I thought this cunt said she was wrapping it up.

I can't take any more of this shit

Uhoh

He fuking up now?

what kind of a fucking question was that? he fucking killed them you dumb fuck.

>>513380660
>hey get a percentage of the parolees earnings after they are released
Oh damn, is it true?

>what impact did you have on the victims?
Billy_Madison_business_ethics.mp4

>>513380349
Good find anon. That was just before I stared watching.

He's fucked!

>>513380963
yes, they are called parole supervision fees.

The most unbelievable part of his story is how often he uses the verb 'to run'
>All these women cop sad statements
Huh, I guess they're good for something after all

Kerry Myers seems excited and twitching hearing the victims impact details. Fucking jew

>>513380352
Kerry gets all the police documents and whichever tale of wife murder makes his peepee harder he takes the case

Pete......noooooooooooo

>>513380963
I know they have supervision fees?

>>513381080
Meemaw, Alvin and Prator would be one hell of a line up
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw

>>513381179
But it's a percentage of income? Interesting.

Lawyer with the quick save

oh no, a last minute fuck up
this nigger lying and is going to be denied!

>>513381343
we found it one day on here and now I am having a hard time finding it. I am looking.

YES rot you faggot

Get fucked nigger. Give up. Back to the cage

the USS Stapleton scores another kill
it returns to deeper waters to wait for its next prey

Meemaw is a hard sell you guys. I wouldn't be happy to see her on the panel if I had a hearing.

>>513381363
>oh no, a last minute fuck up
Just what I was thinking.

thought for sure they were gonna grant. what a twist.

No home runs for Kerry today

>>513381343
Here is their audit, it shows that they are primarily funded by grants (they are an NGA), and fees for services are there, but much less than grants

chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://app.lla.state.la.us/PublicReports.nsf/0/0EF9EADB8F2B516D86258B8D006D7B8B/$FILE/00005DF0.pdf

>>513381343
>>513381478
Not the same as what you're talking about, but prison enterprises is the liaison between criminals and industry in Louisiana prisons. prisonenterprises.org they publish their annual earnings just like you would a stock.

>>513381921
Yeah Stapleton is just delightful.

>>513371120
>Soileau
Imagine being locked up in one of these Louisiana dungeons with all these degenerates and your last name sounds like Swallow.

yep it's would

>>513382224
I would too but she'd need to shut the fuck up. Her voice sounds awful.

Jesus, this lady speaks like an auctioneer
she is speaking waaaaaay too fast

like listening to a podcast on 1.5x

>>513382099
Nice, the actual pic on top makes it funnier somehow

this nigger been locked up longer than I've been alive
been at Angola since 1973
should have been hung back in 1974

I can’t imagine spending an entire life from your 20s behind bars. 52 years in prison is incomprehensible

Holy fuck that vocal fry fucking stop

>>513382328
Eating any more durian today anon?
I really miss the dragon fruit and jackfruit.

>>513382827
what a miserable life, costing taxpayer millions for this dude
he should have been hung back in 1974 after he killed an inmate

https://www.linkedin.com/in/mica-sloan-922b5963
She's basically spent her entire career advocating for black criminals

>>513382938
No none today, sadly. It's not cheap or I'd eat it more often.
>dragon fruit and jackfruit
You eat any mangosteens?

>victim opposition and law enforcement opposition

can an 81 yearold dude with dementia even function in a prison? at this point just send him on his way to the halfway house or where ever it is they're trying to move him to

>>513383199
he doesn't live in general population he lives in the medical wing

>>513371120
This next guy isn't on this docket.

>>513383113
Can we fix it?
No it's fucked.

>>513383199
It’ll be a skilled nursing facility. Dementia daycare basically. Spend the blast few years still with 3 square meals and some more general freedoms but just in a hospital setting. If he didn’t have the medical issues I don’t think there would have been a vote to approve, it’s “state mercy” basically.

>>513383176
>>513382938
I was in the PI one time when lanzones were in season. Pretty good.

looking healthy rob

>>513383176
Half the fun of eating durian is the shock on people's faces when you ask for a piece.
>mangosteens
Of course. Be careful pushing your thumb in to break the outer shell, I once got a piece of that purple outer shell stuck deep under my thumb.

Did Kerry know this guy was white when he agreed to represent him?
This must be a mistake

great speech rob

>>513382827
And imagine his experience of the advancement of technology. Learning about the internet entirely by word of mouth, after 40 years the guards start carrying tiny touch screen phones in their pockets and when he finally gets a parole hearing he's speaking through a flat screen HDTV

oh, this guy is NOT getting out
he did not come prepared.
did he know he was coming in today?

Time to go back to the free world.

>>513383334
I think I must have missed a few somewhere, my bad

>>513383880
No worries Bruce. Did you (or anyone) catch his crime?

>>513383778
Entirely unlikely to be able to even make any use of it. The TVs look different now and that’s probably all he will get to experience.

>>513383794
I'm sure he's been rebahilibated

robs been in since the days when disco was still the thing

jesus christ randy, get your webcam fixed.

gotta do dem progrums rob

>>513384273
he did the "grass cutting for a change"
it wasnt enough

>211 writeups since 1980
hmm

>>513384105
>disco isn't still the thing

>>513384374
Bit low for a brotha imho

>>513383425
>lanzones
Hell yea, those are good too. I used to have this old woman who'd bring her unsold fruits to my street and basically force me to buy her unsold produce. It tasted good, but before I knew it I'd have a kilo of this stuff and couldn't give it away because she also forced my friends to do the same.

bamp

Let this entrepreneur go!!

>>513385133
>I used to have this old woman who'd bring her unsold fruits to my street and basically force me to buy her unsold produce. It tasted good, but before I knew it I'd have a kilo of this stuff and couldn't give it away because she also forced my friends to do the same.
Having been to SE Asia I can totally see how this would happen, kek. Filipinos are not shy about asking foreigners for money.

>>513385483
>can't unhear "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Enjoy the rest of your day gentlemen!

>>513385733
I hope you all enjoy your day of freedom

>>513385483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al20AFLf4n8

See you fine gentlemen tomorrow