Thread 513368851

Is he going to cause a scene with Zelensky again today?

>>513368851 (OP)
I hope. I like it when EU fags seethe.

i have been praying for it, we'll see if god is real or not

suit showdown round 2!

>>513368851 (OP)
>Zelensky
who?

>>513368851 (OP)
i wish trump would wear the jumpsuit today

Yes and I'm here for it

Its theater.

RETURN OF THE KING

>>513369006
FIVE FOOT THREE WITH AN ATTITUDE

he's made a scene with the whole lot of them before in his first term.
Basically, the EU and the faggot Runt are trying to get USA to fight a thermonuclear war with Russia, because if Ukraine gets security guarantees, coke snorting little faggot will do a false flag. Kikes always do false flags, deception and lies are part of the kike religion.

>>513368851 (OP)
He'll lash out against Zelenskyy because the American media said he came across like a pussy in front of Putin so, knowing Trump, he'll overcorrect by punching down on someone he's not actually intimidated by.

>>513368851 (OP)
Never forgetti.

>>513368851 (OP)
The old demented fool will behave himself today if he wants his nobel prize

>>513368946
Jesus saves

>>513368851 (OP)
hope he maul zelensky for lulz

>>513368851 (OP)
God I hope so. I want more memes

Yes...as expected....

>>513368851 (OP)
What deck would Zman use? (if he had any cards that is)

>>513368851 (OP)
Hopefully not, they will have a great meeting and walks towards peace I hope.

>>513369703
Bullshit. Peace? EU wants war and they want the US to fight and finance it. Same as Zelensky.
Best thing for the US is to just wash his hands of it and pull out of NATO and stop financing this stupid war.

>>513369694
idk what the yugioh equivalent is but he'd have a mill deck in magic

>>513369694
all pot of greed

>>513368851 (OP)
I hope so, I'd been waiting for years for someone to get real with that little faggot like he did last time.

>>513368851 (OP)
pretty sad there's a president who won't obey zelensky and give him unlimited money forever. such a cunt that trump.

>>513370007
thats exactly whats going to happen with Trump saying he did everything for peace

>>513369694
blue (I plat MtG like a real man)

>>513368851 (OP)
Nah he'll just have Vance beat him up.
Total ghetto slapfight in The Oval Office.

>>513368851 (OP)
Most definitely

>>513370317
Vance should hold him down while Trump gives him a wicked noogie

>>513368851 (OP)
Dude just touched down. Still can't be bothered to put on a fucking suit and tie, though.
He's going to get tossed out on his ear again, isn't he...
President Trump just loves to punch down.

>>513370090
Shits banned son. Since forever. I can forgive ignorance of the current meta but come on. It'd be Graceful Charity anyway.

>>513368851 (OP)
>trump has been president for 7 months...
feels like a fucking lifetime, I'm so bored man

>>513368851 (OP)
Trump/Vancd talked tough last time with the staged “say thank you” bullshit, and then when the cameras weren’t rolling any more immediately caved and gave Zyylyynskyy everything he wanted except literal WW3 triggered by official NATO boots on the ground in Ukyyryyyn.

So I expect that again.

The war stops when the jews want it to stop.

If you fell for the kayfabe you are goy cattle.

I think its just a meeting and not a press conference no? Anyways all the euro dudes are there so I doubt Trump will cause a huge scene but he will not do anything that costs anything either so maybe another 50 days tariff deadline or something is the best one can hope for. Probably another nothingburger, continued support blabla...

>>513370620
>kayfabe
it's funny seeing newfags learn new words

>>513369278
kek

>>513370483
he should be given a swirly in the golden toilet

>>513370620
I'd hope they wouldn't act like assholes again on camera, but I am resigned that that's their brand.
Assholish buffoons. Makes it extra funny when a scary world leader shows up and "ooking stops".

Putin told Trump to have Zelensky whacked.
Zelensky will be the first head-of-state to die on American soil since 1963.

>>513370522
>President Trump just loves to punch down.
kids

>>513371075
You have now painted an indelible image in my mind of Trump and Vance flinging their poop at the heads of state who are coming to visit today.

>>513371122
What? Is he going to Epstein himself in the White House bathroom?
Trump isn't good at this sort of thing, he's more likely to do a Mohammed Bin Saud than a Vladimir Putin on him.

>>513371155
You'll never see those files, by the way.
Putin has them now.
They're in Moscow.

He needs to look strong after getting humbled by Putin, so yes. He'll talk a lot of shit about Zelensky today.

>>513371240
Well, if it's Putin style you're worried about, I hope Zelensky has better sense than to even enter any building with more than two stories for the foreseeable future.

>>513371265
It'll be a palate cleanser before he has to lick Xi's butthole again.

>>513368851 (OP)
Ritual humiliation time. Although londoners prepped the clown and instructed him to lick Trump's ass as much as he can to avoid confrontation.

>>513371326
If they tried to fiddle with poison, most likely it'd accidentally get Vance and 2 staffers as well, which would be blamed on Obama. No, they'd try to stuff his hacked corpse down the plumbing like MBS.

>>513371122
Isn't it easier to release 10k geese into the runway as zelynsy lands?

>>513371523
The remaining Ukrainian pilots are probably too skilled at this point.

>>513371464
Or just pay some random nigger to shoot him and take his wallet.
This is America we're talking about.

>>513371625
1. He's not arriving through The Hood
2. it would make Trump look bad, as he has DC on super lockdown

>>513371608
That's a good point. The geese would have to be the scape goat while they shoot the plane down as unobtrusively as possible.

>>513368851 (OP)
Depends on if Jewlensky comes in like acting like an entitled little toddler, or without his little suit.

Nope. Psyops is busy building Trump up as peacemaker. He will look exasperated and frustrated but not lose his temper. Zelensky is the loose cannon. Trump is the good cop Putin can confide in. It's all really retarded. Boomers are retarded.

>>513368851 (OP)
Hopefully

>>513371739
He could use the optics as an excuse to lock it down even harder.

>>513371782
Given what we've seen so far from Trump, a series of assassination attempts would end up looking like some Peter Sellers comedy.

>>513368851 (OP)
The other EU heads are there with him in person are they not?
Trump is gonna bring in Vance and Marco Rubio and make a scene that makes it look like EU is an oppressive foreign USSR government that's aiming to take over the US by baiting Russia to war, and you're gonna start believing it.

>>513371916
Kek (genuinely)

>>513371869
Get a load of this faggot.

If Putin signs a peace treaty he basically marks himself for a coup d'etat and horrible death. His high ranking generals and public officials need this war to legitimise their hierarchy. Putin is just a puppet.

>>513371869
It all depends on how badly he wants that Nobel Peace Prize so he can wave his testicles at Obama some more.

>>513372074
But don't forget, Trump is also a retard. His approach to getting that prize, like calling up and asking for it, might be different than what you or I would do.

>>513372030
Everyone who'd even think of coup-ing Putin have suffered from depression and sudoku'd by shooting themselves in the back 3 times and jumping from a window.
This is Putin's Big Adventure, his make-a-wish for the Soviet Empire. He's not a useful stooge like Donald, who keeps promising the Moon but keeps delivering corporate tax gibs.

>>513371990
I haven't been wrong in 3 years. At least you didn't post old videos of Russians dying again. You earned your paycheck, unlike Trump.

>>513368851 (OP)
Well, you know.
Whatever it takes to make himself the center of attention for the foreseeable future.

>>513368851 (OP)
Expect the unexpected from absolute retards.

>>513372030
Lol. Putin was trying to avoid war all this time, even cucked out with Minsk agreements (2 times).

Never forget that President Trump's primary objective in all things is the enrichment and aggrandizement of Donald Trump.

>>513372343
As if he would let us. When Don jr. and Eric's SPAC merges with Fannie or Freddie it will be ebin.
>>513372328
>Lol. Putin was trying to avoid war all this time,
What, and Zelinsky wouldn't eat the polonium bagel?

>>513368851 (OP)
he will bend Zelensky over his lap spank

>>513372343
As if he would let us. When Don jr. and Eric's SPAC merges with Fannie or Freddie it will be ebin.
>>513372328
>Lol. Putin was trying to avoid war all this time,
What, and Zelinsky wouldn't eat the polonium bagel? Of course Putin tried to achieve Ukraine through his usual cowardly treachery, but after that failed it was time to feed Russians to the kill-bots.

>>513368851 (OP)
Of course he will. He is pro-kremlin and defeat of Ukraine and prompt invasion of Baltics are his objectives.

Worst Case Scenario: Trump "apprehends" Z and turns him over to the Russian courts. Two E.U. leaders get caught in the dragnet and held hostage by Putin.
Best Case Scenario: Trump offers to sell Z more weapons at a 100% markup through the E.U. middleman, mentions sanctions on Russian costumers but TACOs again.

>>513372030
>His high ranking generals and public officials need this war to legitimise their hierarchy. Putin is just a puppet.

Damn, but this is untrue; p*tin the moron fired all the capable russian generals: General Vladimir Makorov, chief of staff of the armed force, and the chief of ground force and his deputy for operation, the DNR and LNR dudes and we could also say shomanov, who was put at the d*ma.

Furthermore, the chief of the ground force was also put in another useless post

>>513368851 (OP)
I hope so

>>513368932
kek this
hope he makes zelensky cry due to bullying

>>513368932
This. Based pickpocket

>>513372895
Spectacle over substance.
Bread and circuses.

>>513372328
>P*tin was trying to avoid war all this time, even cucked out with Minsk agr*em*nts

No, since he did actually star the war after the maidan; what the heck are you spouting.

>>513368851 (OP)
vance will be there, so it's almost guaranteed

>>513373029
Well, did any of you guys give the boss some cards?

>>513368851 (OP)
maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513368851 (OP)
Faggot Retard is still having a little trouble coming to terms with the fact that Trump and Putin are going to divide up his little kingdom, for war reparations.

>>513372994
You'd think at some point Trump would desire a legitimate diplomatic win, instead of just vague "trade agreements you aren't allowed to read" with minor trading partners.
His "Nixon Moment" with Un was a farce too.

>>513373144
He only thinks in the short term, i.e. what will make him look good, and his enablers and followers are happy to heap praises and hosannahs on him for empty victories.

>>513369694
Putin is the blue player, possibly azorius control. Agent Z is rakdos sacrifice. Trump is Boros aggro

>>513372221
>havent been wrong in 3 years
I just ended your streak if you think I'm wasting my white life spamming dead russians. Im spam the words kike, niggers, shitskins, and faggot. You're the faggot in this case.

Sheesh, there's more ziggers in this thread than rotting zigger corpses on the outskirts of some long contested village; this board needs to get it's shit together, clean this shit up and start applying some good ol TZD.

>>513373399
Well now that we can "fix" our economic numbers like China, it will be endless victory, never mind the $24 a lb victory ribeyes.
6 ribeyes were too many, you will be fine grilling (as small) one.

>>513370908
>get your head in the toilet, Vlad
>you're gonna love it
>it's a great toilet, the best

>>513373655
Yeah, "shrinkflation".
Enshittification may be a relatively new word to the language, but in reality it's been going on for about fifty years now.

>>513373602
And finally the Canadian Shitposting Brigade has arrived.

Interesting how a Jew and a Muslim will be negotiating for Ukraine

>>513373782
in 2 years Trump will sign a decree that no (select) Ribeye can be sold for more than $30 lb, and MAGA will celebrate his action to look out for the little guy.

>>513374005
Probably in the run-up to the 2026 mid-terms, actually.
You know, trying to steal the spotlight.
Ad tagline: "The Democrats would never have made you a deal like this!"

>>513368851 (OP)
Those are the orders that Trump's boss Putin have told him to follow.

At the time, the threat of Russia was looming over East Asia. If your country had been strong, it would have been unnecessary to worry, but your country was in such a mess that it couldn't even be called a country, and was threatening neighboring countries. It was clear that Russia was targeting your country. Did you know? It was Russia.

Started an assimilation campaign? Of course. You asked to be treated like one. Japan paid you the same wages as Japanese people, didn't it? We treated you and Japanese people equally, didn't we? Look at Africa. Is there any country that was colonized like that?

To begin with, your country didn't have what you'd call an economy.
And look at this. Your compatriots are declaring that there were no comfort women. There were just prostitutes.

There was no comfort woman.
This is a prostitute recruitment ad from that time. It's a typical prostitute recruitment ad found all over the world during wartime.

Their monthly salary was 40 times that of an ordinary soldier. That's ridiculous treatment, isn't it?
Forced abduction? Don't say stupid things. Where's the evidence? Is this just the ramblings of some old woman who's just trying to make money? Don't try to spread something without objective evidence to the world. That's called a hoax.

>>513374127
Also, "Steak would have never had these prices if not for Obama".

>>513368851 (OP)
They should give Zelensky a xanax or something so he doesn't keep interrupting like a cocaine narcissist racist.

Is Vance back from his three month vacation?

>>513374358
Yeah, he's only in a desperate battle to preserve his nation against America's traditional enemy, he needs to chill and let our Dear Leader pat himself on the back and accuse him of fighting for his life wrong (in a way that isn't profitable).

>>513374225
Thank you for your input, Captain Non-Sequitur.

>>513374497
He's a faggot kike.

>>513369694
same gay dancing archtype, so like Performage cause he's an actor and an elite who worships jew magic

>>513368851 (OP)
be real raw

>>513374005
>>513374127
>tranny headcanon
you lost lol

>>513374625
Trump? No, he's a pedophile kike, and a draft-dodger from a line of draft dodgers, all the way back to WW1.
Which makes it funny when he berates a guy who's life is on the line against the #2 world power. Or when he does his little victory troll stunt over the graves of guys he promised he'd bring home 5 years previous. Absolute devious kikery, having their mothers stand in the humiliation ritual.

>>513374778
Not playing, just commenting.
American government has always been a train wreck, and as Newt Gingrich observed, there are plenty of people who are perfectly happy to wreck the country, just so long as they get to be in charge of the wreckage.

>>513368851 (OP)
If Zelenskyy is smart, he'll have done some preperation work for a possible dispute. Much like rehearsing for a debate team.

>>513374897
yeah cool story, you're still a retarded troon faggot and you lost though

>>513374225
I don't know how Japan beat Russia in a war and didn't take Sakhalin

>>513374934
And you're just spouting the same meme over and over again.
Get a new one.

>>513374934
Get a load of the captain of the debate squad of the School for Special Needs.

>>513368851 (OP)
He won't have the chance to. Zelenskyy won't be allowed inside without a suit.

>>513370598
3.5 years more of this

Wil Zewensky say PWEASE today?

>>513375098
He ought to dress exactly like Trump, orangeface and all.

>>513368851 (OP)
>a angry manlet and his eu gang bully old man

>>513368851 (OP)
YER GAMBLING WITH WORRLD WAR 3

>>513374497
>in a desperate battle to preserve his nation
Really? I think Israel is safe, bro. It doesn't need Zelensky's help.

>>513375284
The chances the Trump line would dodge 3 world wars in a row?

>>513370522
Putin is also in a war but still wore a suit in potentially hostile territory

>>513368851 (OP)
I hope after last time Trump got that chair electrified so he can zap Zalonsky if he wants to act like a smart aleck again.

>>513375364
The United States of America is in no way, shape, or form hostile territory to Vladimir Putin as long as Trump is in charge.

>>513375323
>Really? I think Israel is safe
I can say with 100% certainty that Israel has never been safer in all of human history.
Even side-eyeing them risks deportation to an El Salvadorian death prison.

>>513369694
Probably something along the lines of Scraps, or Iron Chain, or Roids. It would definitely be a Machine Archetype, but not a good one.

>>513370522
Nigger, this guy's country only exists because of US charity
Just wear the suit, midget

>>513368851 (OP)
Would be kino. I hoped a crash out with Putin too but I guess the glazing was funny too. Zelya is a comedial clown anyway, what's the harm in a little goofs and gafs

>>513371928
>makes it look like EU is an oppressive foreign USSR government
> and you're gonna start believing it
The EU is an oppressive foreign government. This is a fact. They might have the veneer of representative government but as we've seen over and over again, both the EU leadership and national leaders below them don't care a whit about their constituents.
>speech codes and jail time for mean tweets
>religious restrictions against Christians
>strict firearm regulations
>oppressive command-control economy masquerading as capitalism
>muslim hordes murdering locals and force-converting them in prisons
>badgering Russia - not oppressive, just feminine and stupid
Remember, Kissinger structured the EU to be what he thought the USA should have been, and that Machiavellian motherfucker was no constitutionalist.

ukraine is not even real they can get fucked.

>>513368851 (OP)
he's going to have to

>>513368851 (OP)
Hopefully he just pulls out a gun and shoots that little kike.

>>513376013
Who knew that Russia was a benevolent actor, and it's all the other countries not aligned with them that were the True Evil!
Now tell us how Utopian Russia doesn't have all your greentexted points x5.

>>513375441
I said potentially. They tried to assassinate trump, no reason why putin wouldn't be a target.

>>513368851 (OP)
Zelensky will throw his country to the wood chipper for the love and support of Eurocucks.

>>513376640
So, random gun-toting bozos aside, Putin is in no greater danger in the United States than literally anywhere else.

>>513377221
So why didn't putin go to the white house?
Retard

>>513377779
You already know why

>>513368851 (OP)
Of course, he needs to make his daily circus show so people keep busy discussing stupid shit instead of talking about how he is fucking up the country.

And mutts are so retarded that it works everytime.

>>513369316
What was Donnie doing in 1999, besides bankrupting businesses and raping kids?

>>513376606
Thanks for putting words in my mouth, fren.
Russia is the Bear, not to be poked. Destructive, short sighted, dangerous even on a good day.
Just because the EU is aligned against Russia, barely, passively, whiningly, with our money and soldiers; none of that means that the EU are the good guys.
The world is not black and white.

So the reason that half of Europe's Cuck Brigade is in DC today is purely to gas up Zelensky and do everything they can to make sure he doesn't agree to anything Trump says, right?

Europe, and everyone in it, is 100% on board with destroying their economies and giving all of their (our) money to Ukraine to continue an endless war specifically so that both Ukraine and Europe can be hollowed out and be handed over to Africans and Muslims, right?

So what is going to happen today other than Zelensky throwing a tantrum and saying "NO! Niet! War forever! President forever! Jews forever!"

Oh boy am i excited. So many questions. How will he dress? Will the pictures look good? Does he take out the high heeled shoes or play it safe? What will the searing arrangement be? Will he remember to bring the thank-you cards this time?
I imagine this is how women feel before attending a weeding

>>513374647
zelensky should sue these japs for using his likeness

>>513378174
he was motorboating rudy giuliani in drag
both of them are clowns
we live in a literal clown world

>>513377934
mossad bugs, lol

>>513379863
This makes me like Trump. It shows he is human and likes to joke around his friends.
Zelensky is a gay actor that danced naked on TV.