Thread 513379578

Lunch has been delivered to the White House for European leaders.

There's more calories in that pic than a European consumes in a lifetime

>>513379578 (OP)
Nowadays that’s literally a million dollars worth of food. Trump is so generous

I love goyslop but McDonalds tastes like shit when it gets cold, especially the fries

>>513379578 (OP)
i can't stand fancy, uppity dinners
plate me a big mac anyday

>>513379840
This, that is a 5,000 dollar buffet nowadays
>Steals all the chicken salads before any other world leader arrives and hides them in private cooler before grabbing 3 spicy mcchickens and pocketing two double cheeseburgers for later

what are the plates for??

>>513380247
We know the bongs eat even sandwiches with a fork and blunt edged knife.

>>513380247
>pajeet doesn't know what plates are for

>>513379578 (OP)
That is a glimpse of heaven.
That is a very expensive buffet.
Those "European leaders" are very fortunate they are not starving in a bunker somewhere.

>>513380247
I eat fast food from a plate.

>>513379840
>Nowadays that’s literally a million dollars worth of food. Trump is so generous
it's ALL food paste. yeah if a goyim orders it. the only part of food paste worth anything is the crispy bit of carbonized seed oil on the edge of the burger and syrup in the bread.

>>513380494
Especially if it's been sitting a while
Plate it, nuke it for 1 minute in the microwave and enjoy

wow they delivered it 4.5 yrs early

>>513379578 (OP)
nothing but the finest goyslop we have to offer

>>513379578 (OP)
That's like a million dollars now worth of mcdonalds

>>513379734
Yes, we know youre poor you dont have to reiterate your malnutrition

>>513379578 (OP)
What’s with this faggot and his obsession with McDonald’s?

>>513380772
>Grab a salad and several hamburgers, grilled chickens or filet o fish
>Remove buns and sauce
>Cut up and dump meat in your salad
>Sprinkle salt and pepper and vinaigrette that you know they keep somewhere in WH kitchen
Bam, your deslopped keto salad.
Lazy anons will bitch, but /ck/ lurkers will nod their heads in approval at my ingenuity

>>513379578 (OP)
That’s funny, but it’s the pic is from 2018

>>513379578 (OP)
This is from the first term when he brought in that football team cause they asked for McDonalds

>>513380435
>fork and blunt edged knife.
sorry that has all been banned, we are also banned from using our hands and feet as they are also weapons of war. Have to simply eat it off the table as is, skill issue for all non Brits.

>>513380452
>using plates for nigger-tier fastfood
ngmi

That would be incredibly based.

>>513379578 (OP)
Damn, that looks so good right now. If I was a leader I would be super happy if I came to something like this. I miss real American burgers :/

In and Out Burger was great.

>>513381998
>using our hands and feet as they are also weapons of war
Damn parliament saw all my memes from the book of Psalms I post to radicalize christians

>>513381275
And your still mad geriatric Joe didn't win the election

>>513381448
That’s not what happened, stupid.

>>513379578 (OP)
how many points of IQ do you lose every time you eat a big mac ?

>>513379578 (OP)
Europe isn't even worth Wendy's huh? Damn...

>>513379578 (OP)
where's the quarter pounders?

>>513382585
>I miss real American burgers
Ex fast food, quality BBQ, dine in restaurant chef here.
I will teach you to make American burger high quality in your kitchen, you will need
1 lb ground beef
1 head of romaine lettuce
1 red onion sliced(or diced to caramelize on hot plate)
1 Roma tomato(or whatever your favorite tomato is)
Your favorite cheese
1 jar of sliced pickles
1 tsp of celery salt(sprinkled lightly on tomatoes and pickles and onion)

And ready for this? This is the big secret, most restaurants make their own burger and steak and fry seasoning
You can look up a famous steakhouse seasoning mix to make yourself or you can just goto market and buy some container of pre made steak seasoning(yes, STEAK SEASONING) it's what McDonald's puts on their steak burger and all you do is take the patty you made, douse some seasoning on it and rub into both sides of patty, cook to preferred temp, and enjoy.

I worked at the Ritz Carlton as well, and I made a batch of these on special request for some real old money boomers and they absolutely loved it and I gave them the same recipe upon request as I just gave you.

Enjoy!

>>513382603
which one is that?

mcdonalds salads are dogshit

>>513380435
We're still upset that chain closed.

>>513383449
Psalm 144

>>513383542
If it's closed then somewhere it's recipe manual sits waiting for a buyer
Contact the owner
Buy his prep books from chain
Reopen under new name.
We stole the secrets of curry from the Indians, it's not that difficult to make classic American burger.
I already laid out the secret in this thread.
You want to really get your customers addicted grill your burgers using bacon fat and caramelize your onions the same way.

>>513381427
it's still McFresh®

>>513380247
Leave a tip for what? there's literally not even a cashier there.

>>513383448
Thanks Jordan The Stallion

>>513382623
No I hope they all die ASAP both pedos

>>513379578 (OP)
everyone misses the point of this meal.
>it was college football players
>they were probably on eating restrictions during the season
>just played last game
>trump literally gives you Mickey D's after the big game, just like when you were a kid
>the players SMASHED that shit

he was giving them something nostalgic. imagine that.

>>513379578 (OP)
HOW DARE HE!!!! There should be kebabs made out of mystery meat and pizza with mudslime jizz!!!