Thread 513388235

>>513389314
This one got me

>>513388352
Same.

>>513388235 (OP)
KNEE SLVPPER ALERT

>>513389229
I read fairy-tales. Brothers Grimm are absolutely based (the first edition of their book). One of their stories is called "The Jew Among Thorns", it's about a jew who tried to scam someone, and got hanged for it.

>>513390822
WATCH OUT SIR

>>513389844
>The mother of one of the deceased hostages sent a message to the unit involved in the shooting, stating she considered the incident not to be the soldiers' fault. She told the unit she instead placed the blame of her son's death on Hamas

>>513388416
>and Russia
>and China

wow no wonder there aren't any right wing comedians

>>513388235 (OP)
If you spread it across 5 years it's 3200/day.

Is the canadian still saying his line

>>513394017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513396124
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>513396420
Based beyond belief

>>513389907
>Subway walking stick guy
legally blind,reading glasses bought by commission for the blind or other government service. Phone has app with word big as shit so he can see. Still uses cane for safety purposes, might not be able to see below eye line without.
t. scantron sheets used a bingo dabber instead of a pencil

>>513396420
Greenland belong to Canada btw

>>513388235 (OP)
Oy Vey, unauthorized anti septic calculation!

>>513396194
I get called a anon on most social media I go on, even on reddit

>>513389844
based kike killing kikes

>>513391704
>>513391760
>>513390822
wtf kind of shittamon is this?

>>513394017
the real hannibal directive

>>513396420
>Other flags blessing
It should become a thing now since Canada is no more

>>513393755
Literally this. The extreme forms of communism and capitalism are the same. Under jewish capitalism you rent your home, you rent your car, you can rent your appliances and furniture, and all your media (games, movies, music, e-books) are through services that can be taken away at any time.

>>513394017
I fucking swear this is another jew psyops. Faggots acting like something that barely passes as a surgery to create a mainly aesthetic difference is some life ruining event. You know Muslims promote circumcision as well. Its supposed to be a symbolic reminder that you are supposed to be more than just an animal

>>513388235 (OP)
The best part of this joke is the ultimate stupidity of the person who made the meme. The math actually math’s dumb asses.

>>513390399
has seen some shit.

>>513401457
>The math actually math’s dumb asses

>>513398872
humor

>>513402300
The weirdest cats I've ever seen

>>513401466
it’s funny that every aspect of our lives prioritizes ruthless efficiency except for schoolwork

you can drag ass in school and they’ll still pull you over the finish line by your small hairs kicking and screaming saying “show your work sweaty”

once you’re out it’s like, oh you like your job? oops company got acquired better be a top performer by any means necessary or you lose everything sorry

I’m good but I feel for the young’ns especially these days

>>513403422
WHOAlsome

>>513389147
thanks globohomo
muslim pokemon was the final ingredient
now we can open the moloch portal

>>513388235 (OP)
Lost already

>>513404936
More like Bulge-ian Minister of Helth

>>513405440
finally, some humor

>>513405440
>>513405624
more like Beluga-n Minister of Health.

>>513405624
Then, to reverse, the blacks would need to say "I want to live in a high crime area", isn't it?

>>513389597
pretty neat

>>513391947
women, can't even do a simple Hitler tribute without making it about themselves.

>>513405624
So being this nigger whore is code for admitting whites are right about niggers?

>>513388416
>robber barons were based and good actually, just like the elon musk and peter thiel are today

>>513396420
Oh, this copy pasta again.
K, whatever, pajeet.

>>513406354
lol nice clever trolling

>>513392746
They were & are.

>>513406412
a canadian trolling like a newfag reply on the leaf blessing, wow!

>>513407154
Here's a (You) schlomo, you're almost begging for it, kek.

>>513405624
Every liberal on earth will go on about how they want to send their kids to “ good schools”
Aka least amount of niggers possible

>>513400634
whats with the extra hand?

>>513390211
When AI perfects photos and videos, wars will start.
Think about it.
WARS *clap* WILL *clap* START *clap*

>>513407588
Nearly all of American political discourse can be explained by the public at large attempting to escape the consequences of the Civil Rights Act

>>513388416
Wait

>>513407872
he doesn't know

>>513391704
Gen A

they're stinky and the stein
yes stinky and the stein
one is a retard, the other's just mean
cahoots as they can be
to poison you and me
they're stinky, they're stinky and
the stein stein stein stein

>>513388352
drumf being a pedo

>>513403422
what the hell did i just watch

>>513408996
pottery

>>513401466
takes longer to scan that shitty question than to just solve it for x=0

>>513409671
That's not fair some are using it to cheat but others are using it to learn or explain stuff better than their teacher/book can.

>>513400195
anon just understand that you can actually grow it back, i know it hurts to not be a full man right now

>>513409814
its completely fair. you aren't in school to store shit in your brain, you're there to learn how to think.

>>513407872
She's an indian goddess

>>513410032
you're there to do both...

>>513401457
Christ is king and you're damned people

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755439088947795.mp4

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755439110983001.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755439602388271.mp4

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755467967869245.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755468029004770.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755468092812406.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755468154491252.webm

have to wait 2 minutes before posting
what kind of gay shit is this?

>>513409473
It was asking for the Y intercept. Subtract 4x to bring it to the other side and then divide everything by -2. to get the Y intercept of -3. Formula is y=mx+b where b is the y intercept. Its basic algebra but Im not surprised beaners cant do it and have to rely on chatgpt pens.

>>513407579
Oh you fucker i just lashed my iphone 15 on a hardwood floor

>>513388352
Fpbp top keke

>>513411786
Dont give pajeets too much credit. Most of them cant do basic algebra either.

>>513412276
pajeets however totally would cheat with AI bot pens and then say WHY WOULD BEANERS DO THIS. well within their style

>>513400195
Post nose

>>513408778
Teehee! Hey jeets hold the screen to your face and get a whiff of the pic.
Poo smells Stinky.
Poo smells Stinky.
Poo smells Stinky.

>>513411283
I feel disgusted after reading that. Some people are fucked in the head.

>>513401466
Imagine needing GPT to cheat for that.
We are FUCKED as a country.
F U C K E D
As a country.

This is where anti-intellectualism gets us, cheating for stupidly easy nonsense test questions and fucking Donald Trump becoming the new Grover Cleveland.

I FUCKING hate it here but I can't afford to leave and my parents are approaching a venerable age.

>>513412428
Ahh you must be a beaner. Why havent you self deported yet? MIGA said you would.

>>513403422
this is the greatest gif of all time

What happened to the deaths counter?

>>513417646
Lmao get fucked Chugs

>>513415270
ahh i must, must i?
because that's who hates pajeets right?
no wait... everyone hates pajeets
i detect and redeem pajeets.
are you descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry?

>>513418015
I get your point...
But it will kill more than them .

when in doubt, try this
CLINICAL TEST QUESTION
>are you descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry?
any answer longer than "no" means yes
not answering means yes
lying means yes

ew, canada!
what happened to your land?
untold pajeets, completely out of hand
with curdling blood we smell demise:
a brown north --- can it be?
ugh, canada!
we shed a tear for thee

>>513418365
They have provided the Kali of this Yuga...
Feel Stepped on yet ???
You will.

>>513400195
>barely surgery
So, surgery. Take meds and go back.

>>513401457
Show your work, sweetie :^)

>>513418525
08/18/25(Mon)17:48:52 No.513418525

>>513418630
the madman drowns where the mystic swims
pajeets aren't meant to cross oceans

>>513407579
FUCK YOU

>>513389597
I wonder if the NK flag in the "niggers tongue my anus morse code" thread was real.

>>513389229
Why is he always on the first page?

>>513397296
they really are a dysgenic people
I wife if they're the evolutionary reason for the uncanny valley

>>513404590
Charlie Kelly if he was a Sikh

>>513400195
Do you honestly believe that Muslim influence plays any influence in the prevalence of circumcising in America?

>>513400195
thank you rabbeh
now let's skin the tip of your tongue without anesthesia

>>513402394
cluck, I don't think anybody in the pizzag8 threads made any effort to find kosher pizzerias
but that'd be interesting I bet

>>513402499
>my song Penguenzo!, do you need punishment? do you need to learn?, musk is my man on the inside, he grifts and steals and makes bad cars because he works for us, he blows up spaceships which cost a billion dollars but are made with 10 million, he's a good guy, he plays his part. But you Penguenzo, you continue to affront him. He's been loyal ever since he ran our green glass grift in south africa.
today this is a taste, but I will have to expell you from the family if you continue, now bear it as a man,, my boy Penguenzo.

>>513388235 (OP)
I don't get it, it took them many years to to kill 6 million Jews, not just 365 days.

>>513403422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
>FOAM!

>>513407579
Goddammit. Got me again.

>>513388235 (OP)
it was 60,000 jews and one of the rat bastards screwed with the numbers. 5000 bodies a day if you average it out. thats insane to think they were able to handle that many bodies that efficiently for 4 eyars without any hiccups. smells fishy. the whole story is too grandeur. id even say it could have been 600,000 but no way was it 6,000,000

>>513408266
half goro
pentapodean is so close to their original hexapodean form
the humansect will RISE AGAIN, and will hold FOUR swastika flags at a time
because it'll be the fourth and final Reich
Hail GORO jimping

>>513417646
agent green is back in business!
still attacking south asians I see

>>513397296
They’re so fucking disgusting.

>>513422924
what the japs do to pizza is far worse than that

>>513389229
Lebron is literally Oswald Bates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xxvp5R9hE&t=733s

>>513424170
oh I've seen
and spaghett
and even curry (if it could get worse japs did it)
and tacos, please dear god I thought texmex was punishment enough, apparently we've sinned more than we know
they don't have any respect
>>513424403
the nigger KNOWS!

>>513410804
Its all so tiresome

>>513388352
>>513388235 (OP)
Glownigger bros, I don't feel so good!

>>513422650
and at participating locations, try our new bone-in chicken tenders
get 5 papa boners™ for just $9.99

>>513410286
Believe it or not, that webm is showing the preparation of Indian street food.

>>513388416
This one always kills me. US History is just how fucked up and awful we were to every single group of people imaginable and never did anything good ever, yet in WW2 we saved every single non-white person in the world since Hitler was trying to kill every single person that didn't have blond hair and blue eyes apparently.
The US is seen as simultaneously the worst oppressors of every non-white person ever, yet the savior of every single non-white on the planet.

>>513403422
Relatable

>>513427462 >>513427543
kind of makes me wonder who came up with the idea of "white man's burden"...
seems like it could have come from the same think tank as "melting pot" and "nation of immigrants"

>>513423113
PUT DA CHWOMOSOMES IN DA BAHG AN NOBAWDY GES HURTH

>>513428018
Got Mittens is good memetics

>>513400195
Time for class action lawsuits on every body that actively pushes this and/or keeps it an active standard practice. I'm glad my parents did not do this to me and I cannot even imagine not having it.

Literally every post is
>heh, j00z, amirite?
The invasion of /pol/ by subhuman shitskin mudslime sand niggers is abhorrent and unforgivable.
kys

>>513401748
thank you for that image, its so funny! do you mind if i save it?

>>513404936
Hello my name is Erika Terpstra, I was State Secretary of Health in the Netherlands!

>>513426460
yesss, full bone in dinonuggies, like our ancestors used to eat!

>>513389844
nice

>>513424026
Agent blue is just a dick move, I'm glad they lost

TMD

>>513388352
Lmao

>>513389104
What agency keeps posting this bullshit?

>>513397296
>filename
The shirt says latke, not latte.

>>513428018
you know, here the number 41 used to be code for faggots, since there's an old old story about a raid at a faggot party, and 40 homos were caught, but the rumor was there was an extra one that was let go because he was the president's naphew

>how's that for a factoid?

>>513389597
That best Korea fren is running redstar os

>>513429336
bah, they were just defending themselves, usa has the right to self defense, especially from cambodia and laos
those pesky terrorists

>>513402394
basically no one talks about this and I have no idea why

tuna sub

>>513430046
Interdasting!

>>513404669
pajeet delusion is unreal

>>513408884
god

>>513408888
sar your digits

>>513430488
isn't it?, my neonazi friend
carl jung was right again, the tongue cancer kike can shut the FUCK UP

>>513429262
Horrifying

>>513401466
I spent over $400 to mod a computer algebra system into my SAT approved calculator back in like 2012 to cheat. >>513414449
Why wouldn't you cheat? It doesn't make any difference. Nobody's getting a job because they aced algebra.

>>513429262
>>513430770
NO ME!
the goyim blood will flow

>>513430978
I'm sorry
I'm just so sorry

>>513400195
Another castrated mutti coping, it's ok anon. We will protect you next time

TMD

>>513407872
It is to eat with while his other hands are occupied.

>>513392835
Who TF is that

Where's the funny

>>513431205
You have to be 18 to post here, Anon.

>>513393755
This needs its own thread

>>513388457
>I AM AN EXTRAVEGANT MAN
>YES
>I TRAVEL ZEE VORLD
>YOU VANT SHIT MUSTANK AT INTEREST?
>YES
>YES YOU DO
>IM AN EXTRAVEGANT MAN

>>513431205
Jeffrey Dahmer

>>513393791
This is why I’m Catholic. And Jesus ofc

>>513431226
Right here sir

>>513431626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513407874
surely dicks will fap let it be so

>>513388235 (OP)
Does the user really get banned if they typed that in the calculator?

>>513407874
among the world's dumbest and least aware of scammers maybe

>>513431983
No.

>>513400195
Burn in hell, kikel. I can help you get there if you like

>>513409473
I never liked solving for x. Seems jewish. I bet x=a kike

>>513388352
>>513389104
>>513389147
>>513389186
>>513389229
>>513389314
These are so unbelievably awful that it honestly makes me think a kike/glownigger shill is posting them as part of the known effort to ruin the entertainment value of this board.

>>513429572
That is vile.

I rarely do two in a row. It's your lucky night, fellas

>>513433376
you have to get the limited edition land and blood zapata one
and I did see ya yesterday

la tierra es de quien la trabaja carajos

>>513407579
Didn’t even flinch

Hitler's quote is almost, the same as Zapata's

>>513432991
kikels are circles they drew instead of signing x. check out the jewish plus ﬩ and now consider the vampire legend of forming a cross to repel them

>>513433376
I'd actually buy a print book of got mittens
him and kikomi the afab to amab transgirl
they're the subversive illegal comics of our times

>>513433770
without reincarnation, how does a female transition to male assigned at birth

>>513433918
permit me

>>513429873
That one's a reference to C.S. Lewis

there's more but I don't have them in order so just take them as they go

>>513433770
I was planning on making a few print copies once I hit 100, actually. Canadian laws are getting worse by the day so I can't be too candid with them.

it's really uplifting you know, how they strive and learn and work towards their goal

>>513434181
well.... heheh, you can always send a nice pdf(file) and I'll have my own preprint copy bound here
but yeah, if it's (you) well I commend ya friend, you've got a nice sense of humour (I even made the effort to spell like a human), and many of the jokes take a while to hit which is good

>>513434458
his name is armando, and he's a cute dog

>>513401466
Why is literally everyone bad at UI design????
>1" tall screen
>50% of textbox is covered up
What an abomination.

>>513398872
they are ugly
inside and out
hence their hatred against nature

>>513400195
Fuck off.
You're either a kike or broken.
Either way, you never had a fucking chance of being an actual human being.

aren't you rooting for him?

Ha haha

>>513435413
that was a powerful journey
i guess i'm happy for that fellow
can't really feel feelings anymore
but you know

>>513427657
White mans burden is an actual poem from the late 1800s in which the author basically recommends that america, which has just conquered the phillipines, colonizes them in the style of successful british and dutch colonies and drag the natives screaming into a developed society, rather than the laissez-faire methods of the french that allowed native savagery to continue unabted for centuries.

>>513437978
and get them using our currency and speaking our language and consuming our product. what do you mean there are millions of flips in america now
("("("british")")") style globohomo
george washington is spinning

>>513437754
it's good friend, you're human, just left out of humanity
we'll support you too
tell kikkomi
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!!
KILL YOURSELF YOU PERVERT PEDOPHILE!
<3

>>513430009
shut the fuck up manlet

>>513438444 check
yes i think that would be polite
he would appreciate it

>>513428966
>t.

>>513393692
Well, it is.
That’s why your government acts like you’re outvoted.

>>513388235 (OP)
>>513388498

Shut It Down kike moment from yesterday
featuring Ben Hodges
officer who served as commanding general, United States Army Europe

https://www.youtube.com/live/3oT3mwHGZmM?si=bwCfL65HMREqw4AM&t=18775

KEK

>>513404936
“Health” in the urban mind means “medicine” which means pills and being cared for. So of course the politicians are all rotting parasites.
Sane people know health means illness prevention, not life support for retards.

>>513439509
:DDDDDDDd
>the GUR will do like Mossad and track down Russian senior officials...
>APOLOGIES WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF PROGRAM
Yet there are people that think Nazis were the bad guys LMAO

>>513405624
>blacks don’t want to live around blacks
>blacks don’t want to live
>???
>dis whypeepo folt kiw dem

>>513438720
people don't know how inclusive and accepting the bigoted racist faghating femalebashing machista white power hateful nazi community is
TnT
nobody gives us a chance!

>>513407579
Thanks, asshole. My niece just smashed my phone

>>513411999
>>513419492
>>513440961
nice serves phoneposting shitskinned zoomers well, gtfo from 4chan and back to r3ddit / bharatchan you go

>>513440961
ahem!
If I may interject
as a hebephile (teens not serpents(mexican so I'm latinx so it's fine)), you have a NIECE!?
uwuwuwuuw~
does she want to run away from somalis and pajeets? tell her I have a place to git her a mexican vacation
well only if she's as femenine as you twink
>>513441041
I'm also negative sentiment
and also, dignified work, time off, decent roads, pensions, allowances for children, don't chop up animals alive, bad child genital mutilation (all genders and sexes), no homosexuality, no international bankers, no jews in any industry, globaliphobic, helping people in their own places, honor, work, and land

>>513422469
But pineapple on pizza was invented in Canada?

>>513441418
it was a torture device invented by the spanish inquisition to deal with the unruly umbria melon and ham heretics
make them suffer, feel the pain
then it was extended to the far reaches of christiandom
just don't talk about pork pies with sugar and spice or those delicious dates with bacon ok

>>513400195
if you were mutilated as a child and havent took revenge on your parents and/or the person who mutilated you, you are literally a pathetic none-human

>>513441670
that looks like it could be a "ham and eggs breakfast pizza" at denny's or something. i would not go with the julienne ham worms motif however.
obviously disregarding the bananas, i just pretend i don't see them. shunned