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Scottish Jew (ID: St9ptFe9) United Kingdom No.513394855 >>513395042 >>513395173 >>513395217 >>513395460 >>513395745 >>513397230 >>513397863 >>513398676 >>513399460 >>513399621 >>513400431 >>513400934 >>513401270
I’m a NEET on a Scottish Island
I think I have a better quality of life than 99% of pol
Anonymous (ID: 19UZw32D) United States No.513395042 >>513395285
>>513394855 (OP)
Yes.
But you're as useful as a teat on a boar hog.
Be sure to sign up to be an organ donor. Don't want to be completely useless your entire life.
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513395173 >>513395337
>>513394855 (OP)
good for you anon. i was thinking of moving to the Orknies years back but it didn't work out. would have been very comfy to sit up on a small island with a view out over the sea i think. can you do that?
as for me, i ended up living in the woods with a view to my trees and some wooded hills in the distance.
Anonymous (ID: cgKscpFi) United States No.513395217
>>513394855 (OP)
Living in the norf would be neat
Anonymous (ID: 5e8bMr27) United States No.513395285 >>513396952
>>513395042
>he isn't useful!
seethe, faggot
Scottish Jew (ID: St9ptFe9) United Kingdom No.513395337 >>513395757 >>513396334 >>513400871
>>513395173
Are you eligible for an ancestry visa? Most places on the islands have a sea view.
Anonymous (ID: 2VbkhMYI) Malaysia No.513395460 >>513395757 >>513397995 >>513400740
>>513394855 (OP)
no you don't. you have to drive miles to the nearest supermarket and you dont have access to amazing cheap restaurants and thai beaches. also you dont even have a job. your life sucks
Anonymous (ID: GrU+BvHO) United Kingdom No.513395745
>>513394855 (OP)
Comfy
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513395757
>>513395337
i have British Citizenship, so no problem there. but am pretty settled over here now so think that ship has sailed.

>>513395460
its nice being far away from all of that shit actually.
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513396334 >>513397477
>>513395337
i was aiming for a spot like this. whats you place like? in a town or out rural?
Anonymous (ID: 19UZw32D) United States No.513396952
>>513395285
>loves NEETs
Tit.
Boar
PIG.
Anonymous (ID: msEuoFrH) United States No.513397230
>>513394855 (OP)
Muzzies have conquered you
Scottish Jew (ID: St9ptFe9) United Kingdom No.513397477 >>513397552 >>513397931
>>513396334
It’s in a small group of 12 houses with a mini market a 10 mins drive.
Scottish Jew (ID: St9ptFe9) United Kingdom No.513397552
>>513397477
Also liking the local vernacular hoose. Is your family scottish?
Anonymous (ID: ZodiHE/b) United States No.513397863 >>513399022
>>513394855 (OP)
I'm a NEET with money living on a tropical island.
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513397931
>>513397477
so probably on a larger island i guess. the ones i looked houses on didn't rate a mini market and you couldn't drive for 10 minutes without ending up in the sea.
>hoose
nah, i just grew up in the UK and like to do impressions of some of the accents after a few beers. wife thinks its funny.
Anonymous (ID: iWd27olr) United States No.513397995
>>513395460
subhuman mindset is to want to be close to the equator
Anonymous (ID: P4urWxMk) India No.513398676 >>513398838 >>513399022
>>513394855 (OP)
Do you get sex?
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513398838
>>513398676
oh no problem my friend - many farm animals on islands, is being no problem at all ok yah?
Scottish Jew (ID: St9ptFe9) United Kingdom No.513399022 >>513399190 >>513400868
>>513398676
I’m volcel
>>513397863
Tropical weather is disgusting. Why even wash when you just get sweaty as soon as you step out of the shower?
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513399190
>>513399022
exactly. warm and humid just sucks. can't beat the nice fresh dry cool air.
Anonymous (ID: lq2S5RbM) United States No.513399460 >>513400285
>>513394855 (OP)
>Island
Too claustrophobic for me fren, but enjoy if you enjoy.
Anonymous (ID: 0WlyBOpH) United States No.513399621
>>513394855 (OP)
based that sounds nice fren, im a desert dwellin rural neet and its pretty comfy.
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513400285
>>513399460
you can go on the water anon. its possible. its corrosive but boats can still last for quite a long time.
Anonymous (ID: e+PRmeY6) United Kingdom No.513400431
>>513394855 (OP)
I have visited the islands myself. They are full of drug addicts.
Anonymous (ID: z+QU96UY) Italy No.513400740
>>513395460
Shouldn't you be busy fighting macaques and trench foot, sea monkey?
Anonymous (ID: ZodiHE/b) United States No.513400868
>>513399022
>Why even wash when you just get sweaty as soon as you step out of the shower?
How fucking fat are you?
Anonymous (ID: WJia9h+E) United States No.513400871 >>513401485
>>513395337
I'm sco ish genetically, how do we prove it?
Anonymous (ID: l6ikXTyj) United States No.513400934 >>513401485
>>513394855 (OP)
Keeping in mind that you're a cockroach and not a single one of your family or neighbors view you with anything but disdain, I'm sure life's great.
Anonymous (ID: o+LjFWIY) United States No.513401200
NEET

PRIDE

WORLD

WIDE
Anonymous (ID: z4lpu99s) United Kingdom No.513401270
>>513394855 (OP)
Can I guess, Isles of Mull?
Scottish Jew (ID: St9ptFe9) United Kingdom No.513401485 >>513402321
>>513400934
I live with my grandmother.
>>513400871
Need to be a commonwealth citizen burger fren
Anonymous (ID: cJ1cOJ3J) Canada No.513402321
>>513401485
perhaps you could marry him?