Thread 513397665

Why are leftists less pessimistic than right wingers?

>>513397665 (OP)
he might slay in Philippines

Principally, they have never thought seriously about the future in their lives. As a corollary is the fact that they are mentally stunted into permanent adolescence.

>>513397665 (OP)
he actually looks fun, I think he'll get dates

I'd probably look like that if i never did drugs and got pussy as a teenager

>>513397947
Yeah but not with women. Women don’t like men that look fun. They like men that look like human pitbulls with half a brain.

>>513397665 (OP)
is this chud accended?

>>513397877
I wish. I kinda hate that it's been so publicized in recent years and that now if I go I already know people are looking at me like im a depraved sex tourist which wouldn't be totally wrong, but still, I would like to not have people prejudge me and treat me nicely if I decide to walk around w\ a harem of young legal aged girls.

>>513398041
bitter incel detected

>>513397990
“Never did drugs” and “got pussy as a teenager” are the clauses here, never doesn’t apply to both as written

>>513397665 (OP)
they are lying faggots.

>>513397947
probably. he's a great caricature of plapjak. guaranteed his ex weighed at least fifty pounds more than him

Bro looks like Sneedly Whiplash

>>513397893
Sounds great actually, a lot better than being a brain-dead conservative thinking you have any power over what your jewish masters say,

>>513397665 (OP)
To be fair to him he’s probably not hoping for anything more than some lumbering flab sack like the thing vaush is banging.
He can probably get some kind of rancid stinking wet hole, and given that he’s a leftist he probably has absolutely no standards. He’d probably even fuck a necrotic troonhole and be happy with it.

Absolute bugman.

>>513398103
>X detected
Cringe

>>513397947
this. girls just want to have fun its so simple

>>513398103
I bet your tits are really sad looking.

>>513398068
>>513397877
Nonce. Pedos get the woodchipper

>>513397665 (OP)
Traditionally left-wingers and liberals have optimistic ideas about human nature. Conservatives, however, view people as irrational, self-orientated, greedy, selfish etc.

They've got a quite dismal view of people. Its depressing

>>513397665 (OP)
Somebody please find a picture of his ex-wife

>>513397665 (OP)
They have the mind of a 5 year old thats why they obsess about doing the right thing because they want their mommy to call them a good boy

>>513398103
>bitter incel detected

>>513397665 (OP)
Why are you guys posting my picture here?!!!

Have sex incel.

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I looked up his Reddit account, he's an ANTIFAggot who got arrested for hurling literal dog shit at a synagogue in D.C. during a pro-towelhead protest

>>513397947
Do you want to give him a chance, Anon? He's all yours.

>>513398614
>hurling dog shit at a synagogue

I retract my previous statement about him.

>>513398614
And that’s bad how Moshe?

>>513398495
Why does God punish people by making them so ugly? What kind of life could these people have?

>>513397665 (OP)
>this thing complains about boomers and jews

>>513397665 (OP)
IQ

>>513398614
>for hurling literal dog shit at a synagogue in D.C. during a pro-towelhead protest
accidentally based

>>513398863
Because he's the guy who supports punching you in the face for being a nazi and importing millions of brownies you retard.

Also, maybe you should learn to read English you fucking shitskin.

>>513397665 (OP)
Sounds like he wasn't the bread winner in that marriage and he's getting the pay day.

>>513397665 (OP)
Because they’re living in a fake world of consoomerism and entertainment, leftists literally believe all is well so long as there are trendies in the fridge and video games in front of them.
A sad, miserable subhuman existence they lead.

>>513398614
>I looked up his Reddit account, he's an ANTIFAggot who got arrested for hurling literal dog shit at a synagogue in D.C. during a pro-towelhead protest
this man is more based than anyone who has ever visited /pol/

>>513398333
Checked

>>513397665 (OP)

Lefties are more pessimistic and rely on a collective delusion from dawn to sunset. Lefties are quick to embrace their pessimism and self-victimhood, lashing out against their own environment. Lefties deeply feel they will go to hell and need to cash in cash out quickly before things get worse.

The worst part is I don't know if OP is being serious because I've seen leftists looking at an image like that and thinking "woah brave..."

To trigger a leftie it takes as little as posting an image of nature

>>513399174
No, actually importing shit skin is a Jewish program. So once again, what’s the problem there rabbi? Go fuck little children you fucking like

>>513398614
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

>>513399591
Yup. Now think about this look at the support he got on Reddit for that. Look at the hate he’s getting here for that. Now you tell me which is the jew site.

>>513397665 (OP)
Optimism is for cowards.

>>513400116
goes to show that political tribe is just esthetic taste at the end of the day

This is rarely the case. Liberals are usually more pessimistic and depressed about things. It kind of goes along with political philosophy if you accept that liberals want to change/progress society to something while conservatives want it to stay the same or reverse.

>>513400277
No it doesn’t

>>513398999
you have a lot in common then

>>513400116
>Now you tell me which is the jew site.
the one filled with liars, you retard.

It’s incredibly painful being a regular fucking manlet with physical hobbies and interests (hiking, fishing, skiing), a small dating history of a couple long term relationships only, a shitty job, and not looking and acting like these complete fucking clowns and getting lumped into the same boat.
Look at this fucking dysgenic retard. 38 with toys and fantasy swords and an identity revolving around video games and shit Jesus Christ. I’m not like this fucking loser at all , but it feels like it

>>513397665 (OP)
At least this guy has hair. I have the same build as him yet I'm balding like fuck. I'm 100% going to start wearing a wig because being bald at this size just screams CANCER AIDS.

>>513397665 (OP)
what type of woman would have married the dvd anime switch guy?

>>513401141
Shaving your head and scowling works for me. I’m a short bald manlet and I just look like a skinhead, I’m cool with it.
I also have been in several street fights in the past few years. Who gives a fuck what some faggot who’s never had a broken bottle pulled on them thinks?

>>513398132

Right, I read that as him smoking weed but getting no pussy.

>>513401141
Bro, just fucking shave your had and design yourself some head tats. Be like Jack from Mass Effect. Bitches like red flags, and a bonus point if you look like a total red flag but are actually a total huggy bear. Good luck out there, fren.

>>513397665 (OP)
cos their team is winning

>>513401841
Jack in mass effect is a woman

>>513397665 (OP)
>Less pessimistic
>Exponentially higher rate of drug use and suicide

>>513400277
You Jews are the most dangerous thing to society so you are priority number one end of a fucking story

>>513397665 (OP)
Because they're fucking delusional anon.

>>513397665 (OP)
>has hair
>has decent beard
>happy
>probably wearing his favorite tshirt
Seems like a nice dude.

>>513398614
>got arrested for hurling literal dog shit at a synagogue
Based, I've got popcorn ready for the pantyfa vs. yids arc.

>>513397665 (OP)
SSRI
look for the SSREyes

>>513397877
Slay the absolute bottom tier of the barrios kek.

>>513397665 (OP)
they're okay with sharing the same braphog with 6 other guys and a dog

>>513397665 (OP)
He kind of looks like a living funko pop

>>513406529
Nothing a bit of exercise won't fix. He just fell in with a bad crowd, at university.

>>513397665 (OP)
Because they're naive, stupid, and oblivious (by choice).

>>513397665 (OP)
No belief in God. Faith gives you hope and hope improves your outlook in every way.

>>513397665 (OP)
We don't think anyone has to die for shit to be fixable

The revolutionary is optimistic, and thinks positively of the future that he will create

>>513406891
>accept all manner of evil and never fight back because the jew god is gonna get revenge eventually and all your enemies are going to go to the spicy place
>pinky promise

>>513397665 (OP)
They are less intelligent and trust that daddy government will take care of them and any problems. They truly believe, even after 2020, that governments are some supernatural collection of 140 IQ individuals working hard to make their lives better.

>>513397665 (OP)
This lil nigga based as hell

>>513397665 (OP)
None of your business. We like being grumpy.

>>513407179
except Christians don't have this surface level dunning Kruger understanding of Christianity because they actually live it, not red singular quotes out of context online

>>513397947
He's not going to win anyone on looks, that's for sure. He might find a touch-starved fatty nerd girl who's 34 and desperate to have kids.
I guess there are some nerdy chicks out there who just want to watch anime and play vidya with some guy. But hoo wee, he's not going to have any luck in the sub-180 weight class, that's for damn sure.

>>513397947
I hate to admit it but women in their quest for attention will do anything

It might just work

>>513397665 (OP)
Who is the guy divorcing him?

>>513402449
No shit, and yet women simp for her has a masculine figure. Bitches dig bald tatted up dudes.

>>513397665 (OP)
Jesus christ that dude needs to hit the gym.

>>513397665 (OP)
sauce on those framed art pieces from the Batman universe?

>>513397665 (OP)
Because they are not duty bound to protect their heritage. They exist like children or women, oblivious to the saga of civilization.

>>513397665 (OP)
Is that Art Bells bastard son?

>>513407368
Would Jesus fight slavery?

>>513409319
Women are faggot liars and the only things they care about are how pretty your face is, how tall you are and how much external attention you get, in that order

>sniveling passive aggressive weasels aren't negative
lmfao fuck you OP

>>513410284
Note well the great success of Mao Zedong and the Chinese Communist Party in lifting China out of poverty

>>513398333
checked and keked

>>513397665 (OP)
he wouldn't look so bad it he got smaller glasses, those things are gigantic.

>>513397665 (OP)
They're delusional and can't grasp determinism. They lack the cognitive faculties to achieve self-awareness.

>>513397665 (OP)
You cannot possibly be trying to convince me that this Reddit goblin is happy in private lmao. This guy deleted his whole account.

>>513398103
The only incel here is the subhuman deformity in the OP image and probably you.