Thread 513398694

What would she have to do for you to forgive her?
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1957531180968079578

Remove that retarded tattoo and let me suck on her tits.

>>513398694 (OP)
Eat my ass for an hour straight

>>513398694 (OP)
>Certified shortstack

That's what I'm talking about

>>513398694 (OP)
Pay for the damages and my rental car while it was in the shop.
Show tits, and then she'd have to move a 1000 miles away.

>>513398694 (OP)
>5ft
>smoking hot
>fucks like a fighter jet
>is insane

>>513398694 (OP)
Bro must have been a gigachad to dump this bombshell and still have her obsessed with him.

One bounce on my cock

>>513398928
OP picrel is the kind of crazy that's just worth it. If you know you know.

>>513398694 (OP)
Buy me a new, better car.

>>513398780
MILKY

>>513398892
Tall women are much more mentally stable than womanlets

>>513398694 (OP)
Short women are crazy bro, that's why I won't date a lady under 5'11, I don't need any midget genes in my offspring fren.

>>513399210
I'm a man of extremes.

>>513398694 (OP)
I am not a mechanic, so maybe someone can explain. What does pouring salt into a car engine do?

>>513399278
It makes my dick diamonds, apparently.

>>513398694 (OP)
>glitter in the AC vent
That's diabolical, imagine starting the car and getting blasted with that shit. It sticks to everything, you'd be sparkling like a magical faggot for months.

>salt into the engine
So like... into the intake? Into the gas tank? What the fuck does this even mean?
>>513398928
Next thing she's gonna slash ain't your tires but your throat, whiteboi.

>>513399278
It's not compressible so it would break the pistons and conrods.

>>513399373
Probably into the oil intake. That would make the most sense, though it is a woman we're talking about so...lol.

>>513398694 (OP)
Put her to the pillory for PUBLIC USE
Simple as.

>>513398890
i wish everyone born after 1990 wasn't a faggot

>>513399373
>So like... into the intake? Into the gas tank? What the fuck does this even mean?
Into the oil fill cap obviously. Its big, obvious, and right on top of the engine.

>tattoo
patterns warned him, he didn't listen

>>513399365
>tfw crazy 10/10 ex gf to stalk me, glitterbomb me costing me thousands of dollars but adding spicy variety to my day, then hide naked in my closet and tittyrape me in my sleep
why live

I am reasonable so I just want justice and for Carrie Underwood, Chris Tompkins and Josh Kear to be punished for causing it.

>>513398694 (OP)
Buy him a new car and go 15 years in prison.

>>513398694 (OP)
despite what virgins in this thread tell you, no, i wouldnt deal with this shit at all, not worth it. destruction of property might as well turn into murder at any time, bitch is mental.

>>513399498
Imagine you have 70 IQ. You pretty much just know the engine is the big blocky metal thing in the space under the big flap on the front of the car. You look at it and there's one big cap on top. Even a girl can tell thats where you pour shit to fuck up an engine.

>>513398694 (OP)
>poured salt
bitch didn't even know it's sugar in gasoline that kills the engine
dumb bitches are dumb jfc

>>513398694 (OP)
Grow a tail.

>>513399278
>not a mechanic
No excuse, if you're a man you should understand what happens if you introduce salt into a engine.

>>513399702
>5ft
Bro she's like a giant in your country, tell me you wouldn't let her sit on your face, giving you a footjob while cackling felice navidad

>>513398694 (OP)

I DUG my key INTO the side of his PRETTY little suped up FOUR wheel drive

If she was white she'd be a country western star slay queen

>>513398694 (OP)
She looks exactly like my ex, but slightly less hot and apparently just as nuts. God I miss that bush.

I am remote viewing her tiddies right now.

>>513399846
Did you think it was only sugar? You'd think a plumber would know better

>>513400121
you shit in the street and wash your face in cow piss
why would you need a plumber?

>>513399846
>salt

>>513399210
Silly homo, the tall genes you are attracted to are from african bloodlines, you are a nigger lover ahahahahah

>>513398694 (OP)
Jail the bf, she looks like she didn't get enough hot dickings and did bored woman things.

>>513398694 (OP)
Carlquist?
5ft swedish?

>>513400179
I talk in full sentences and speak English better than you do, I'm obviously not a jeet. You're obviously a real polack tho.

>>513399498
>>513399547
Makes sense. I took a look because I figured this was another "sugar in the gas tank" meme, but I didn't get a clear answer. Can this actually do damage over time? Everyone just talks about salt water which obviously will cause problems with mixed with oil, but not pure table salt.

>>513400214
bro she could throw african monkeys like hyneas

>>513400338
>I talk
yes, you talk English real good
gooder than anybody

>>513400214
>t. manlet

>>513400407
>over time
do you understand how combustion engines work? you have fuel lines which are not that thick, and then injectors which spray mist to specific timings.

then you have the issue of interference engines where things could get real bad.

>>513399278
It makes it rust in 20-30 years.

>>513398694 (OP)
how fat is she? those arms are giving off major wide load vibes.

>>513400591
oh shit, bitch went for the long game lol

>>513400540
Why are you talking about fuel when the hypothesis is that she poured salt into the oil fill? Are you retarded?

>>513400407
Anything granular in your engine fucks it up. The whole point of oil, besides cooling and lubrication, is to filter off dirt and small bits of metal flaking off in the engine. That's why you change your oil filter when you change your oil.
Doesn't matter if you use salt, sand, sugar or marbles. Shove enough into the oil fill port and the engine is fucked.

>>513399210
snu snu

>>513398694 (OP)
Be my free use slave, with no autonomy or freedom, and no limits, also forced to lactate uncontrollably.

>>513398798
Exactly.

>>513400407
If something can't compress in the cylinder, your valves can get quite fucked up. Of course, it doesn't need to be salt. But yeah, you're looking at an entire engine swap or rebuild in the worst case. I had a timing belt break on me and MAN it was a bitch dealing with that.
But then again, I don't think this actually happened.

>>513400521
Don't be a pedantic faggot, anon. I expect better banter on this board.

>>513400528
>checks flag
Yup, you're brown ahahahahah

>>513400421
taller, leaner bodies dissipate heat better in hot, open areas, aka savannas. Enjoy your nigger hybrid.

>>513399210
5’9 to 5’11 is the sweet spot. 6’ and taller chicks are always weird and super insecure

>>513400745
In other words the worst the sale will do is kill the life of the oil filter early?
What a nothingburger.
>>513400861
The theory is that the salt was poured into the oil fill. Why are people talking about compression? It's like mutts don't know how to fucking read. Or do you think oil is compressed along with fuel+air?

Looks like at worst you do an oil flush with water which is long and messy, but can be even DIY. THen do a normal oil+filter change.

>>513398694 (OP)
One kiss on the cheek

>>513400214
>new manlet cope just dropped
lmao
they will never learn

>>513398694 (OP)
>>513400674

Okay, she's a bit fat.

>>513401231
called it lol
>>513400611

>>513400897
ngl, kurwabro got you there. Look at you, you're the nigger now.

>>513401002
You asked a question and I felt nice enough to answer so stop being a douchebag. Yes i can read and my point was OP's image is probably fake and gay. If you want to wreck an engine you can do a lot of easier things than that.

>>513401002
Are you retarded? It will fuck the engine completely if you start it. The oil filter can deal with the little amount of oil debris expected from wear and tear, not a whole sack of grainy shit. Your only chance is to flush and clean the engine completely before its run and tears itself up.
Why am I convincing you. Take a sack of salt and pour it in your engine faggot. If you can get 50 miles with no damage you can come back and say I told you so.

>>513398694 (OP)
Been years since I was a hotrodder, but that bitch touched my car, she better move WAY the fuck out of state and change her name.

>>513400627
They call it the china salt attack

>>513401577
Look at your flag. You were always the nigger.

>>513398694 (OP)
Hang that jew/aztec abomination

>>513400611
Shes a kike/aztec rape baby. Shes most likley built like a potato. Or burrito, overflowing.

>>513400861
>But yeah, you're looking at an entire engine swap or rebuild in the worst case. I had a timing belt break on me and MAN it was a bitch dealing that.
Everything wrong with mechanics in one post. M0hp

>>513401806
I mean it's true. Unless you mean how shitty it is that interference engines exist. That's just the way it goes.

>>513398694 (OP)
She can fix me

>>513398694 (OP)
>Carlquist

>>513398694 (OP)
boobjob

>>513398694 (OP)
Not sure, but I am certain that whatever it is, she will have to take off her shirt first.

>>513399210
Their cocks are mutch taller too

>>513401231
Probably mexican

>>513400997
Wrong, it’s 5’6. Never had a 5’6 woman get weird about heights. Above? Have. Below? Have.

>>513401231
Still very breedable if you’re high T.

>>513402437
The best relationships I’ve ever had were with 5’10 women

t. 6’3 Chad

Booba

>>513402299
say that to my face not online see what happens

>>513401231
You have to be a responsible husband and stay in the kitchen. Women can't cook.

>>513402510
I’m a 6’0 king of the manlets and I have had chicks above 5’6 say really weird shit but also chicks below that height. The shorter or taller the girl the more extremely weird it is what she thought or said

>>513402538
One of those men is being fagged by the other.

>>513400922
I'm not Italian but I'd rather be Italian than a burger mutt that's for sure.

>>513400611
>>513401488
You have both digits and wisdom.

>>513402538
she's literally my type..

>>513398694 (OP)
>to forgive her
lmao I'll just hate-rape her and then throw her in a pit full of feral pakis and drive off with my rented car

>>513398694 (OP)
>carlquist
A very swedish, yet uncommon here in sweden, last name.

Why are women given agency? All of them are capable of this

>>513401231
she looks preggo.

>>513399210
Well whoever this woman is, she's still a vapid internet whore who takes videos of herself for browns on tiktok

>>513402811
>in a pit full of feral pakis

i see you there, saar

>>513400997
I beg to differ.

>>513398694 (OP)
never fuck crazy.

>>513398694 (OP)
she looks like she's from central cali absolute latina trash

>>513402721
>I'm not Italian, I'm a nigger, but I'd rather be a nigger than American
topkek

>>513403077
>implying there's a difference
hola chico maricon

>>513400997
tfw rejected a 5'10" blonde in college. some days I wonder if I dodged a bullet or ponder upon what could have been.

>>513399210
>Tall
>ALWAYS wear high heels

Why do they always do that fake shit? I would be much more interested if she was 7ft without heels.

>>513398694 (OP)
Deceptive image. Below the tit is guaranteed to be a massive gut

>>513403286
jews are not white

>>513403274
There's no difference between a nigger and an American.

>>513398694 (OP)
I wonder what kind of mystery breed she is. Can't be much Swedish genetic ancestry despite the surname

>>513399263
Based man of extreme culture, Midna and Samus Aran are pleased.

>>513402538
Look at the cankles on that bitch, 3/10 at best

>>513403533
it is known

>>513398694 (OP)
disgusting spic demon

>>513398694 (OP)
Reminder that the jews kicked out of Spain during inquisition pretended to convert to avoid death. Just like Columbus which was a jew, all went and tried their Kalergi Plan/ tikkun olam shit down there. Also the ones to push occult worship in Latin American countries. So spicy death worship etc. basically jews went down there raped all the injuns into these abominations. Now you have creatures who's only skills are fucking and being schizophrenic congrats. Now the entire world is filled with this because goyim can't stop making Kalergian nightmare fuel

>>513403401
Ponder the odor

>>513398694 (OP)
you just know the pussy was insane

>>513404439
Valar Dohaeris

>>513403544
>American
Thanks for the capitalization, nigger expert.

>>513400335
>Carlquist?
>5ft swedish?

She looks like and is the size of a pajeeta so probably adopted.

>>513401231
>holding belly
She's pregnant...