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Anonymous (ID: O/94jSfi) Canada No.513400034 >>513400266 >>513400401 >>513400655 >>513402866 >>513403327 >>513404416 >>513404566 >>513406578 >>513406882
>be Indian chadjeet in leafland
>be Indian chadleafjeet
>wake up leisurely at 9am just in time to clock in for remote software dev job. It's a Hindu religious holiday and my co-workers are obligated to greet me with the appropriate salutation for this auspicious day (There are more hindu holidays per year than there are days)
>fire up the stove and kitchen fan to cook breakfast, blasting strong curry smells all around the streets
>open the windows and start loudly conversing in Hindi while also playing Bhangra music on loop in the background, because Indians find comfort in constant droning noise
>troll pakistanis and bangladeshis pretending to be huwhite on twitter
>My Amazonโ„ข Primeยฎ package arrives. When it is deliered by a brown person I offer them ladoos and jalebis and tea. When it is a huwhite person I completely ignore them and only retrieve the package when they are gone-- I choose to have as few interactions with pigskins as possible.
>After having my third poo of the morning I settle in for an afternoon of leisurely work. Making $120,000 CAD per year offers me a fairly comfortable lifestyle, especially considering all the other tax breaks and perks I get from the Canadian government as part of their official Anti-huwhite policies.
>Take 2 min to fill out an RCMP anti-terrorist report against a Canadian huwhite Nationalist spreading hatred online. They will likely be arrested and charged as a domestic terrorist.
>End of work day rolls around, time to go to the gym (without deoderant)
>before bed and after another strongly smelling curry dinner and my 7th pooping, log onto twitter again and post Jeremy Mackenzie (famous Canadian huwhite nationalist) images of his wife with a black eye who he battered while drunk and larping about "tribing and training". Also remind The Ferryman (Alex Vriend, another famous huwhite nationalist) that his family disowned him for being a nazi.
>post more good morning memes to various racists

It feels good being Indian.
Anonymous (ID: Qju7+u5j) Canada No.513400266
>>513400034 (OP)
Gross raj
Anonymous (ID: m3gaiLg8) United States No.513400321
and then you woke up, as a broke jeet retard. sage it down.
Anonymous (ID: 0q17qqPi) Canada No.513400401
>>513400034 (OP)
Hi Raj Im white and also work remotely as a dev. You might be my coworker. If thats the case my code is superior to yours and I always rub it in your face because I scored higher than you on the latest programming contest.
Anonymous (ID: WB1c/8ze) Canada No.513400655
>>513400034 (OP)
ragebait, indians are trash tier. everyone knows this.
Anonymous (ID: lHN68/B/) Mexico No.513402616
>chad
>indian

lol
Anonymous (ID: 2CRWNbIr) United States No.513402866
>>513400034 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 7VfrReQN) Canada No.513402872 >>513403029
OP is white, he just likes to watch his ragebait replies roll in
Anonymous (ID: 2CRWNbIr) United States No.513403029
>>513402872
>OP is white, he just likes to watch his ragebait replies roll in

Wow man, thank you for telling us, we can't figure that out ourselves. Thank you Pratish rapajeet
Anonymous (ID: Agpv+LuH) No.513403134
Be Hindu, worship monkey folklore as if itโ€™s a real god
Anonymous (ID: n3VOUdfP) Finland No.513403327 >>513406831
>>513400034 (OP)
Meanwhile in reality
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Anonymous (ID: ojLHUDiK) Canada No.513404416
>>513400034 (OP)
Saar I didn't read a single line in this slop post. I used my right hand to wipe my ass before eating rice from my same hand saar.
Anonymous (ID: hbiac5XI) United States No.513404566
>>513400034 (OP)
This isnโ€™t your personal blog rapejeet. Take this poop somewhere else.
Anonymous (ID: XeiHcMq4) Canada No.513406578
>>513400034 (OP)
>11PM have sex with my white wife while Timmies are posting Indian hate
Anonymous (ID: I73ozaOJ) United States No.513406831
>>513403327
>Meanwhile in reality
meanwhile on bharatchan
Anonymous (ID: aGaXT3fc) Canada No.513406882
>>513400034 (OP)
Fake.