>zoomer humor

>>513402212 (OP)
Idgi

The original is kino.

>>513402301
neither do i

>>513402301
figures you'd miss the way normal societies dominance hierarchies work
>>513402434
circumcized

Kek that was pretty good.

>>513402212 (OP)
>>513402301
Probably something to do with chicken jockeys or Roblox

>>513402895
Most reactions are staged

>>513403113
No, Italians really are that buttblasted about food.

>>513403228
that's a wild spicy latina, look at that swing

>>513403228
italians are massive faggots, and insufferably haughty about their mediocre cuisine. they deserve to be made uncomfortable.

>>513402687
>retarded nigger mutt can’t even spell ‘circumcised’.

>>513402396
Dang that dog was definitely the boss, wonder what the backstory is

>>513402212 (OP)
Is this how zoomers break bucks? Times have surely changed I dare say

>>513403380
would've actually been funny if he got hit by a car

>>513403100
Podcast one made me laugh

>>513403228
Why they always have this medieval cut?

>>513403481
Agree.

>>513403434
Love this one

>>513402212 (OP)
Even matched the colors.

>>513402396
LITERALLY me

>>513403615
>backstory
He wins fights, a story as old as time fren.

>>513403736
Damn that's nasty

>>513403481
>mediocre cuisine
Pizza mogs your entire life burgerfaggot

>>513404250
Italonigger detected

based zoomers

not this millenial fuck
>>513403380

>>513404250

>>513402212 (OP)

>>513404240
No this is nasty.

>>513402396
he got deposed, it's over
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_T54aoeLTNE

>>513404400

>>513403615
He smuggles cigarettes and cell phones in for the other inmates, so basically every dog owes him big-time.
If some commotion in the yard is disturbing him, he can quell it with a whisper.

>>513404250
>focaccia
>we take the dough and we put the tomate aand the baysil on it

>pizza
>we take the dough and we put the tomate and the cheese aand the baysil on it

>pasta
>we take the dough and cut it into noodle, then we put the tomate aand the baysil on it

>caprese
>we take the tomate and we put the cheese aand the baysil on it

dont speak to me or my son ever again, simp

>>513402396
That webm is kino
It's crazy, even the big black dane-looking dog turns, sees the alpha, and immediately bows, even though he wasn't the target of his ire.

>>513404710

>>513403661
Unexpected kek bomb

>>513402895
Think for that totally real and not staged zoomer slop tikbookgram video.

>>513403970
The white one needs 100 backshots

>>513404811
you are a fat dysgenic amerifag

>>513404811
>gumbo
>we take celery, onions peppers and diced tomatoes

>jambalaya
>we take celery, onions peppers and diced tomatoes

>shrimp creole
>we take celery, onions peppers and diced tomatoes

>creole bread pudding
>we take celery, onions peppers and diced tomatoes

>>513404879
amen

>>513404811

>>513402895
Even though the ketchup on pizza one was fake even hot sauce on pizza = banned from italy

>>513405243
I've never had the whole video. This is a great day. Thank you Anon.

>>513405177
part italian, part swedish, fit, and a better cook than most italians.
cope and seethe yodel-nigger

>>513403434
I've clicked this a million times and it still makes me giggle like a faggot.

>>513402396
Based dog holy fuck.

>>513404582
I'ma sneak some scotch bonnet in for a little spicy snapper.

>>513405182
>tomatoes in gumbo
never. tomatoes go in jambalaya, at least in my house. i add scallion instead for a more well rounded earthy flavor
>cant into the difference in spice profiles for all the dishes
typical cooklet post

all of my examples arent strawmen, but are documentary evidence of the breadth of the italian palate.

>>513403978
He's gotta be on steroids.

>>513405426
It's extra delicious how the suited-up ordnance specialist mindlessly yanks the thing from some attached wire, brings it back to the nest, and exactly 20 seconds later the fuse goes off. Race of geniuses.

>>513403172

>>513402895
your social awareness stopped growing at around 9 years old if you're biting on such blatantly staged shit. it's real bad.

>>513404400
My pizza order for tonight. Kek.

>>513402396
https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3312857/king-charles-china-shelter-dog-goes-viral-300-million-views-calm-alpha-manner

>>513405838
>>cant into the difference in spice profiles for all the dishes
>typical cooklet post
kek
>cant tell humor in a fucking humor thread
Go apologize to your mother for being born.

>>513403978
The strongest basedboy on the planet

He is feared

>>513406095
Sheesh

>>513406594
I missed second lunch.

>>513404491
Lol

>>513404582
Please explain what this is and why are they doing it

>>513406827
Birthing shit. Push... contract... push...

>>513403434
Chringe.

>>513406095
>I am a real American begins to play in the background

>>513406585
Really they changed s.o.y to based what a bunch of fagots

>>513407152
I have sherbet for dessert. (Fat free)

>>513406463
ive yet to see one funny post itt, except for my take on italian food, of course.

>>513404400
Classless wafflehouse hog

>>513406827
It is porn and they are doing it to make my penis explode.

>>513407336
Well yeah.. yours are always the best.

>>513404709
Rest in piss. The woman doesn’t even get out of the car just films his smoking remains

>>513404811
Please quit arguing with wigs, anon. It’s beneath you

>>513407336
ok Chef, let's discuss your image.
undercooked shrimp
no caramelization on the sausage
and a slice of bread will depoullier the grease from your dirty stock.
beautiful celery though

>>513406585
>>513405917
Its an ftm troon.

>>513403615
Probably the owner's favorite dog and he beats the fuck out of all the other dogs that ever tried to bully him. He's visibly older and smaller than most of the other dogs so there's no way he earned that position through 1v1 combat.

>>513408351
thank you. that celery was a really nice one actually, i remember getting that one in the store. theyre usually kind of pathetic in my area.
it had been simmering for about an hour, but the sausage was well caramelized, used its oil to cook the chicken, shrimps are not undercooked after that long as thats impossible, the grease binds and disappears when you add the roux. the extra flavor it adds never hurts.
for the roux, i cook it with extra fat, so it browns more evenly, set it aside to settle/separate when its done, pour off the extra fat, and add back in just the right amount to make it the correct texture, that wont overgrease the final product and at the same time absorb the extra grease you referred to.

>>513408061
thanks, but im picking on my brothers is all. its my duty.

>>513409416
Nope. That physique is not possible for a female.

>>513409499
he won through intellect, just like humans did

lmao you pathetic timmies always managed to satisfy me with your "pol humor" threads

Every minute you make on a new jeet hate thread or meme is a minute you spend not competing with us. you are losing 'saar'. get in the slums

>>513406585
SHUT THE FUCK UP CARLOS I AM SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT YOUR PUNS ARE NEVER FUNNY AND EVERYONE SECRETLY WISHES YOU WOULD GET DEPORTED BACK TO GUADALAHARA OR WHATEVER SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>513404582
Nobody is talking about the toddler in the video. What the fuck?

>>513402396
>alpha dogs don't exis-

>>513409768
ACK IM CHOKING ON A GINGER SNAP

>>513409879
The toddler gets the grape juice after. Different video.

>>513406095
that looks like mine
I also like to pretend we are numerous friends ordering, so I will play a theater in my head asking each one of the friends and my imaginary gf what pizza he wants
and they reply and we all have fun

>>513409986
Mine is for training. I have a hot dog eating contest coming up. Yours sounds familiar to a Key&Peele sketch.

>>513404582
are they sucking lavender Fabuloso into their cunts to deodorize?

>>513403661
Grow up.

>>513410101
>Mine is for training
Same here
I train like Goku when he puts on weights all the time
But I just put natural weight instead

>>513410146
And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you pesky crabs!

>>513405512
Whats the marinade? I have a cut in the fridge I could try it out on

>>513410245
Nothing wrong with that. The heavier that you are, that means every day is leg day. Keep it up.

>>513402212 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uykW48Ohh8o?feature=share

>>513403172
>he suddenly feels the need to rape, and steal

>>513410447
yeah I realized in boxing how much weight matters
it's literally all that matters in a fight
the skinny guys couldn't even hurt me even if I let them punch me all day
the only issue is that it's hard to build endurance with weight

>>513404811
Sad. You never went to italy.

>>513409499
is this a metaphor for the jews

>>513402212 (OP)
>>513402301
This is making fun of a short/clip of an unassuming alpha dog which was able to walk up and have an originally niggerish aggressive dog to immediately cower and roll over, and apparently the joke is that this clip was on everybody's algorithm

>>513404250
Wow a puddle of cheese with leaves, you totally won that one. America objectively does pizza better and Italians are whiney faggots about it

>>513410237
no phrase carries more veiled seethe than "grow up"

>>513410629
I usually just take a healthy shit and walk. The only part of me that gets fat is my stomach, but again I stretch it a lot!, then I won't eat for one or two days, depending on when the next challenge is. I'm pretty skinny. But my belly does expand. I can't wait for old age.
You could try those weight gain formula things.

>>513410909
mature.

>>513403615
>>513409499
the alpha thing is a total myth. dogs respect their elders and its more like a normal family unit

>>513411318
thats what a beta male would say

*party time*

>>513404585
Damn, it's a dog eat dog world

>>513402301
>>513402434
https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3312857/king-charles-china-shelter-dog-goes-viral-300-million-views-calm-alpha-manner

>>513407346
The "cultured brit" thing you guys try to portray is most absolutely disgusting show of submission I have ever seen and you should be ashamed to ever speak out like a man. If you're a foreigner only the last part after "and" applies.

>>513403172
That looks fun but I would never do that without nose and ear plugs

>>513411550
don't you mean doggy dog world?

>>513403481
based. im sick of italian "cuisine" aka tomato, cheese, and dough in various forms

>>513411638
I don't understand women. She had a perfectly good baby to give to the puppy. Instead she wants to be aggressive.

>>513403699
actually loled

>>513411828
irregardless we knew what he meant

>>513411269
gestate

>>513412150
This nigger didn't get the reference.

>>513403434
LINUS TECH TIPS?

>>513404585
Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WpGs7E2h3o&list=RD1WpGs7E2h3o&start_radio=1

>>513404250
Italian food is aight, they are good at mixing ingredients but not to create them none of their dishes is 100% Italian just like Argensimios

>>513409986
>>513410101
I believe both of you.

>>513410320
rub it with salt & pepper, grind/crush lots of garlic and rub it all over the meat till it gets all slimey looking, take some fresh thyme and rub it all over to extract some of the terps, then cover it in olive oil rub that around, then a little bit of s o y sauce on each side.
the only thing thats super important in terms of order is that salt goes on first and s o y goes on last.
the s o y if it doesnt have oil to come into contact with, it will soak right into the meat and end up kinda uneven.

>>513411438
Just roll the window down

>>513412280
quit acting like it's another hall of cost

>>513412789
He opened the door under water!

>>513410693
i will someday.

>>513411952
their grift ends today.

>>513404709
What a dumbass... Fell for it.. to tell you the truth there are often no second chances

>>513412517

>>513403481
>>513411952
french cuisine is so much better

>>513413052
Disgusting.

>>513407236
It’s been that way for like 6 years you fucking newfag

>>513402212 (OP)
Non-zoomshit here. What's a "fyp"? And do you pronounce it like "fipe"?

>>513413332
You'll be shitting yellow, and that doesn't look like it's good for training. Rice is though (if you eat it raw, it really helps expand your gut). But maybe you have artichoke challenges.

>>513402396
He was a made pooch, there was nothin we could do.

>>513402895
Are zoomshits capable of making funny videos that aren't staged?

>>513404867
Yep and that fat German Shephers standa at attention then runs off. Fascinating

>>513403380
you can't tell me this isn't cool as fuck. how does he even move like that? every time i see this i always think he's on roller skates and then nope, he's just some sort of supernaturally slippery, wiggly man. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

>>513410612

>>513409929
this fucking guy

>>513411438
use phone to smash window

>>513402301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
this will help

>>513402687
>figures you'd miss the way normal societies dominance hierarchies work
this isn't how they work, retard. and you sound brown.

>>513413764
now go home and be a fuckin good boy

>>513404811
Roux goes first couillon and no fucking okra
T. Knower

>>513402396
I love dogs so heckig much

Feels my heart with joy

>>513403228
What faggy haircut on that zoomer

>>513404709
Ha

As a zoomer, I detest this goyslop.

>>513414015
he oils up before filming

>>513402396
>that dog

>>513415274
What part of the boot is your coonass from? Okra always been in my gumbo to thicken it up a bit.

>>513410146
I need to find me a woman that does this. That shit smells so good holy fuck.

>>513403172
Me before applying for social security in germany

>>513409879
From the very first frame we knew there was going to be a cat or toddler crawling around.

>>513404250
Pizza is the orginal slop and slave food

>>513406827
This is some woke method of pelvic floor muscle strengthening.
After women give birth, their pelvic floor muscles get destroyed and they can't really hold in pees or poos.

Had an ex who could use her kegels to grip my dick up and down like she was jorking my dorgan while I was inside her. Absolutely wild. She had borderline of course and was mentally deranged. Ah but the sex was too good

>>513405958
I'm guessing the explosive was in the pole? Clever tactics here.

>>513415274
>couillon
even though youre mean, you taught me something

i guarantee you it comes out basically the same after the several hours of cook time, as ive done it both ways in the past.
the only, if measurable, differences will be that yours is slightly less thick if we each cook for the same amount of time as its binding power diminishes ever so slightly over time, and that my broth and spices have penetrated my meat and veggies further due to the roux going in slightly later.

oh, about okra, ive tried it a bunch of different ways, but ive never been fond of the stuff. id take advice about best practices though.

id like to visit nola some day and try the authentic, real deal some day. got a suggestion for the best place to go?

>>513405512
>good cook
>marinates steak

Lmfao. If you can't make a steak perfect with salt and pepper you're cooking it wrong. Nothing wrong with seasonings but they don't fix mistakes and basically all of them burn if you're using high heat. You usually add that shit after it's been seared and you're lowering the cooking temp. Try searing it with s+p then dipping it in your marinade before finishing at a lower temp.
T. I make Mediterranean chicken thighs that fall apart by being poked with tongs

>>513418816
nothing beats a new york with S&P, imo.

in any case, tritip is great in countless preparations anon. this one was roasted in that tray to a perfect 125F.
i agree about broiling and high heat burning stuff though, you dont want to herb it until its done in that case.
i will try your method again soon, but searing is tough because my current place only has an infrared cooktop, i miss my gas.

>>513407336

>>513420563
>calls me disgusting, but neither wrong nor liar
greetings, giuseppe

>>513403615
He is the "Shot Barker" of the White Dog Power prison gang.

Also Heil Houndler

>>513404400
based, long live corporate America.

>>513404709
I'm sure that even as he laid on the ground - bleeding out with shrapnel lodged in his guts - he was probably thinking of how proud he still was to be jewish & circumcised... and how he wouldn't redo his life in any other way...

..at least I assume. I mean if I am wrong and he *didn't* die happy - well at least we're all happy to witness him die.

>>513412789
He chinked when he should have chonged.

>>513415127
Buy an ad faggot.

>>513403978
ANTIFA getting jacked bros!

Imagine the size of dildos that stud could come at you with!

>>513403380
Ewww

>>513402895
Africans and Middle Easterners are not Italian.

>>513403380
is this that nigga anakin usin the force?

>>513416413
>Rick Moranis was a badass.

>>513402396
You have lib shits saying the whole philosophy of alpha dog is wrong when this drops shatters that view.
That's his fucking yard, alpha doesn't have to be the strongest, he's the don corleone.

>>513403434
>fears the jews
>dances exactly like one

>>513423239
alphas in dog packs aren't the strongest or meanest, they're the coolest.

the strongest is usually number 2.

>>513405114
There is no white one

>>513402396
That's that nigga Changmao

>>513423354
>the strongest is usually number 2.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.

>>513418816
That's not a steak you dumb nigger

>>513402396
This feels like a Bollywood production

>>513411638
i dont get it humans have the perfect thumb to just gouge a fuckin animals eyes out like just dig into the bone in its orbital sockets

>>513423278
>Dances like a Jew

>>513403978
That's a FTM.
I'd be like, "hey bro, I know you got a pussy. I just need like 5 minutes bro.
Come on, don't be a dick!"

>>513408028
This isn't gonna stay in place while you push. You need to strap it to yourself

>>513413332
Excuse me sir, I ordered the plate of shit with EXTRA yellow chunks

>>513404709
fake

>>513405258
>How it feels to chew 5 Gum

>>513403736
Wife material. She would give you many strong sons.

>>513402396
remember when libtards were trying to deny the existence of alpha animals like 10 years ago? lmao

>>513406095
Small meal

>>513402212 (OP)
>>513402396
>niggers are the hyper aggressive dogs
At least they know

>>513403228
might be staged, but I might use that myself
mostly with a broom because I do NOT mop, fuck that, that's a woman's job (women can't sweep)

>>513406463
are tacos "sanwiches", now THAT is the question
is pizza just an open face tomato and roasted cheese sandwich?
are hamburgers sandwiches? is a sloppy joe a sandwich too?
and a pita? is a dumpling or an empanada just a shut edge sandwich
these questions REQUIRE answers

>>513402895
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>>513409929
as a mexican I approve of this message

>>513411318
But King Charles isn’t the oldest dog, he actually deposed the last leader.

>>513405320
Lenin came back from the dead?

>>513403172
>how romanians are made

>>513402687
Get out shit colored mutt.

>>513402301
It’s a video about a meme. In the original video a small dog is the pack leader and when two big dogs are quarreling the small “alpha” dog comes out and pins the bigger dog for a second to remind him who is boss.

>>513404709

>>513426217
quintessentially bri'ish

>>513426217
hold on I have a chart

>>513402396
that's not domination, that's respect.
awesome.
if that dog was a man they'd be the kind that would pull any of his men out of a firefight personally.

>>513404582
ew. Wait. if i stuck my cock in one of these girls and tried to pull out, could they technically have enough suction to prevent me from escaping?

>>513423762
That doesn't work you dumb faggot, those dogs are bred to keep attacking even as they're dying; literally built to fight to the death and die in the arena

>>513426217
jumpscared me thought a robo-spider was attacking him.

Never not had a range on my stovetop.

>>513402396
>>513402212 (OP)
Top kek

>>513403434
Kek

>>513413332
that looks good friend, just gimme a bit of wooster sauce and some tabasco and I'll be double happy

>>513425079
I remember them denying reality for the past decade

>>513427039
you've got to make due, the Reich's planes are still bombing london, but now with biological warfare
>>513428189
breaddy breaddy good
thank yeast a bun~ch
>>513428718
in this time of drones, flaming robospiders are a concern, stay vigilant frien
remember
paranoia is NOT retroactive

>>513403228
I dated a Maria ass girl like this, thank God I didn’t marry her or my son would have looked like that pumpkin pie haircutted spic

>>513429107
rye think n'oven of it

>>513403380
Kamil Szpejenkowski dancer champion. >>513414015

>>513404582
How much would they charge me to drink those beverages after theyre done. I'd gladly pay any fee

>>513411438
If only the thing that belts you in had a big flat metal piece with a corner perfect for smashing glass.... If you open palm try to slap through car glass to save your life you probably don't deserve to live

donut be humble pie waffleing about, be pound cake of youth roll in this combo-sub, you're an angel food
walnut kisses
pan de muertos man

>>513402396
My dawg is the alpha fr fr no cap

>>513413574
no...

>>513418816
Marinating steaks is for Chinese people. If you want to add flavor to the steak bloom the spices in extra butter in the pan and baste finish ot

>>513423762
I know it seems feasible but it’s not. The best way to loosen a biting dog is to choke it out, preferably with its own collar but whatever you can use in a pinch. If you apply enough pressure long enough, you WILL render it unconscious. Poking ant eyes will just get you bit.

>>513413574
it's fur in russian
ozoomoids are a lost generation
they've been too skibidi brainraped
the jewish digital lobotomy has worked hard on them
notice they're all niggerlovers, feminists, homo acceptors, and unwarranted self important faggots that put tumblristas to shame
also attentionwhore dramaqueen manscaping gaywads
also all kinds of fucked in the brain BPD ADHD pegged by two horsecock dildos by my girlfriend last night while I sucked a nigger cock, pansexuals

>>513418816
>>513430054
>steak
a piece of flank
ohh how the mighty have fallen that they can't tell their cuts apart anymore
they're fucking gonna sell you arrachera made from that very same flank
they're gonna sell you picanha made from filet
and filet mignon made from rump
tsk tsk tsk

>>513402396
Wtf even I want to kneel

>>513404491
Wonder if he's wearing his tactical combat diaper

Picrel is the only funny thing zoomers have ever done. You retards have short memories

>>513413514

>>513403100
See how funny the boys can be when they stop giving a shit about pussy?

>>513402396
This is why dogs will always be better than cats.

>>513403687
Always prepared for the Spanish inquisition

>>513430677
Reveal your Canadian flag.

>>513413514
there's been an influx of fucking faggot zoombie newfags around since yesterday
I guess the hacker on steroids made the lovense vibe news or someshit and it gave them the url in anal pulses
cuz they don't know anything, just retard gay faggots that can't even say nigger kike bitch
women shouldn't vote
Heil Hitler
>>513431175
soooo, as funny as they were before?

>>513413514
this place keeps showing up in the kike news attracting all these goddamn motherfuckers like pajeets

fucking up the culture here

>>513431210
>dogs will always be better than cats
Lets see how 100 dogs vs 100 cats of the same weight class would end.

>>513403172
>the nearest bike becomes unsupervised

>>513403228
Why do the kids these days all get that cut in their eyebrow?

>>513408351
>>513409548
ain't nobody got time for that

>>513412266
age

>>513404670
You're right. Italian "pizza" is so nasty

>>513431389
I'll do ya better faggit
https://litter.catbox.moe/zqhj8aou95ly815e.webm

>>513410237
nigger

>>513404709
I pray for this for EVERY last jew

>>513403736
that's how you get CTE, i.e. permanent brain damage

>>513404250
Tomatoes came from America so anything with tomato sauce is actually an American food.

>>513431417
it looks "manly" my lesbian supposed mannish sidegirl does it too, it's gay as fuck desu, and the cut they sometimes do on their hairline is the shia tatbir
>and yes the 21yo girl moans like a little whore under my 40yo manfucks

>>513405320
That merry-go-round would look like a swastika from above.

>>513423762
ROFL the dog will still try to kill you even if its intestines are leaking out

>>513411438
This is why you shouldn't panic in any circumstance. He literally acted as a woman, and took every worst possible decision in this minute and half* who led to his death.
Too bad, because he started well by immediately reacting and untieing his seat belt. But then trying to repeatedly open the door and not shutting down the ventilation system only accelerated his demise.

The saddest part was him spending so much time trying to save his phone from water lol.

* = probably took around 5mn irl, which was more than enough to figure out a way to open the trunk from within or break a window.

>>513431620
Free
Open
Source
Shoah

>worldwide damnatio memorae

>>513431923
Only good thing about kikes bringing you spics into my country in droves are that spics don't like kikes, and once us whites are gone, there's no one to protect them. A pyrrhic victory

>>513431514
>beaner brain cooked from the heat requires pointless soundtrack music added to his webms
even pigs & boars are superior to dogs when it comes to fighting abilities

>>513415535
He’s an edgar. Latest mexizoomer subculture. It’s supposed to look stupid. You wouldn’t get it, pops.

>>513403172
Run it backwards and the character unlocking process is baffling.

>>513409592
It is a ftm troon.

>>513432255
bah, don't be a faggit, you're not going anywhere
come on!, be the fuckin' annoying self righteous overly warmongering liebensroom gringo we've come to know (not really love, but KNOW), if you can do it in (what now is) your country once, you can do it again
>pic related
heck I'll join ya in the back of bubba's truck, and we'll see who can gather more headshots of cholospics and niggers, kikes are worth 5 points!

>>513411638
Ahhh look, he is wagging his tail, he is just playing!

>>513432321
I be solli honolable eldel, I will suilcide flom vancouvel bay fol this sligt sil
x__x
not wolthy to face buddah anymol, also youl filst daughtel shale bed with stinky monkey indian

>>513404400

>>513406095
Someone post the fat fuck who saw 4 meals from McDonald's in a tray and said "honestly, small"
American moments

>>513432343
if I saw one in real life I'd point and laugh, and take my hat off and pull the knife out the moment they got closer than 10 meters from me

>>513432739
Forget it, Jake. This is Jewnited States

>>513402895
>Cutting spaghetti with a pair of scissors
Lol, feels like something out of a 3 Stooges bit.

>>513432645
my heart aches!

>>513432966
my friend Penguinz0, I'm sorry but the bosses need you punished!, take it like a man.

>>513433085
no sabes nada juan de las nieves

>>513403434
Funny webm but sad when you know this is christcucks irl

>>513415535
>>513429127
>>513403687
This is something I've seen in spics since I was a kid in the early 00s. For whatever godless reason, these water rats unironically think the Moe Howard haircut makes them look cool or bad ass. What's even weirder are the ones that get the bowl cut, but also keep the hair on the back long so they have literally the ugliest mullet in the world. Bonus points if they turn that hair into one of those hideous rat tails which thankfully seem to have died out.
I just don't get wanna be manly Chicanos walking around looking like their mom cut their hair.

>>513431175
You're laughing? My pump is going out the window and you're laughing?

>>513404250
Rare knowledge gem : it's called a "Pit-za" By early italians because it was made in a "pit" like black oven. It comes from the "pit". Hence " Pitza" Now known as Pizza.

You're welcome.

>>513420960
>Shot Barker
heh

>>513431621
You've seriously never been in a fight before?

>>513410237
Faggot

>>513404582
As they get stronger they have to succ heavier and heavier liquids. Pretty soon they can lift a bowling ball.

>>513402396
I would kneel out of respect for top dog

>>513405258
Wtf is this, movie or snuff?

>>513404491
KNEE SLVPPER

>>513411899
Fucking Kek

>>513406199
So it was a trained stunt? When I see china and animals, I know there was great abuse suffered for views.

>>513426217
Laughed

>>513433204
(This kills the Italian)

>>513430677
Your hero is Bejita.

>>513403421
Based latina appreciator.

>>513403434
Blessed edit

>>513405917
>he
oh sweet summerfag child.

>>513434578
as long as the luftwaffe flies overhead, they'll have to make due
they're used to it by now
>>513434697
*(south), the north cheers him on

>>513404250
>ass blasted swissfag defends his precious shitaly
top kek

>>513423239
>don corleone
Don corleone was raped multiple times in his life though.

>>513424915
made me chuckle

>>513403615
youtube the russian fox experiment. he is literally dominant or respected because of his white coat.

>>513414015
look up how to moonwalk like mj did. i used to do this shit wearing socks on the kitchen floor kek. also there is a guy who did a dance to "pumped up kicks" from azerbaijan who im 99% sure this guy is pulling his moves from.

>>513409768

Hi, we have been trying to reach you regarding your Carr's extended warranty it's about to expire.

>SHUT THE FUCK UP CARLOS I AM SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT YOUR PUNS ARE NEVER FUNNY AND EVERYONE SECRETLY WISHES YOU WOULD GET DEPORTED BACK TO GUADALAHARA OR WHATEVER SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!